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Philadelphia Advertisements.
ljc moo, New Bloomfklit, pct.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
Philadelphia A drertisemcnts.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS &. STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookseller. and Stationers,
HLAXK HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AM)
WAI.Ii IAIKIS,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
I'apcr, isi-H,
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. luly-11
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISookselleav & stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
i- Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetic;. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &e.
BLAXK ISOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
IKJIUIAX'S
Writing- llnid !
THIS FLUID Is warranted KQUAL to AnNOLU's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
SS- For sale by F. Monimer, New Illoomlleld.
MILLEli & ELDER,
Solo Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queensivare.
A. L. Kauu J. E. Fkeimire.
KAUU & FitYMIKE,
Importers and Jobiiers op
China, CjJ 1 :i ,s js
AND
QTJEENSWA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly ou band, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS J
PUMPS !
FOB PUKE WATER, USE
THE CELEBRATED
citcijmrizii pump
Made of wild Cnomiibcr wood, en.
tirely timtPtnu, durtihlo, and reUa'de ;
the good old-fashioned wooden iiiiup,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate In all lis parts.
jci laislnir an emiai iLiiioont. of w:itir.
Xii alul costing less than half the nionev.
Easily arranged so as to lie noii
VjfA freezing, and In constnietion sosnn
i US l),c tllilt an one c put it nit and
.-.'.'.I keen it in reixttr. Afti-r llw,mn,.h
k -i ii tlial 11 18 acknowledged the
U'JM n.-i. i ri
j ,;;, oesx ana uneapest.
-.-3 tJiaiU.1.3 U. ULATCMI.Kl,
JUANUFACTUKEU.
J. Ofllce and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and 620 Filbert Rtreet,
416 6m6 . PHILADELPHIA, PA.
-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
acturcr, or V. Mortimer & Co., New llluomlield.
ESTEY'S
Collude Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
for salt on monthly Instalments.
K. M. BUUCK,
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
1M1U PHILADELPHIA.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
Til E ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OK TIIK
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AMD
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White IiCal and Color
MANL'FA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at verv
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES IjAISOK !
Saves Time !
SAVES MOXEY !
AINRIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
3.For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomtleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rrUIIS Is what everybody who has used It says of
NESMITIPS LLOIEXT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief
and ellecta permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, liniises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no familv
should bo without it, for it is worth its weight In
gold.
t- Try a bottle of It! No cure, No Pay. 317
.B- For salu at F. Mortimer's,
JEXXS1'LVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CIIKSTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOlt ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is ohoapor than feathers or hair, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOlt MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR. AND CHAIU CUSHIONS.
It Is Indeslruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uneuualed.as if soiled it iseasily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are rcvestrd to exnmtna the Cushion
sjionte at tie ojjtce oj tie coiiijmhii.
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Jlardtvare, Cr.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 623 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Slialtncr, Jr. E. S. Zleglcr. Thco. Runicl
SHAFFNEll, ZIEULER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLEH & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
i loves,
llitIoiis,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
. D. Miller. T. Rickert.
C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
GRAYB1LL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, EURS,
STKAW-GOOUS, &c,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. ItOHLEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
SS t 1 II AV - Gr oodn
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
jgRADBURY'S AND OTHER
1 I A 1 O S .
jaylor A IWey's and E. P. Needham & Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WAT. O. FISCHER.
General MTiolesalo Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Oni. PHI LA DEUl'HIA
"The Red Horso Powders"
AUE
HIE PEST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
Thev will not onlvnrevent. but will Ourndlseases.
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders In use. Try them. For sale bv Stores and
Druggists generally, and by K. Moktimku, New
Bloointleld, Pa. !W5tt
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
W. D. METCALFE,
with
MITCHELL & WARE,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
NO. 8, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
Philadelphia.
5" Accnts for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 ly
Thomas Rourt. A. J. McCokkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTU RED
TOBACCOS, SECARS,
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
t041tf
A. B. Cuuningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealeiis in
Tobacco,. Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PIIIK.ADELPIIIA.
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. 1. KXlGilKT & 1S1:0'S,
Wholesale Dealers iu
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avcnne,
Below Chcstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Geddcs & t'o's ('aimed Fruits.
1041tf
S. 15. TAYLOK,
with
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALEIIS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. ATwooi). Isaac W. Ranch.
AT1V001), IIANCK & CO.,
Commission Merehant.(i,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
PIS II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6in6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale dSroeers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
NO. 120 ARCH STREET,
rhiladclphia.
V- The safe of Eggs, Reeds, drain and Wool
a specialty, i
- 1'iease send lor a circular. 4 138
WHOLESALE
v V GROCERS
January 1, 1809.
JBSyTho oldest lunatic on record
Time out of mind.
jrjr A slovenly fellow, describing his
11 to a physician, insisted on telling him
what he had tried. " Well, said the
tbctor, " did you ever try a clean shirt?"
A ciddy student, having cot his
scull fractured, was told by the doctor
that the brain was visible, on which ho
remarked : ' Do write and tell father, for
lie always said 1 had none.
65" A well-known London printer
being culled on to reply to a toast haid,
" Gentlemen, I thank you most heartily.
I can't make a speech; but I can prtvt
one as long as you like.
CSS" A subscriber writes to an editor :
-1 don't want your paper any loDrer."
To which the editor replies, "I wouldn't
make itany longer if you did. lt't) pres
ent length suits me very well."
Better. " Doctor, doctor," said
a conceited coxcomb to a distinguished
physician during the prevalence of an ep
idemic, " docs the lever anect the higher
order?" "No," replied the doctor, "but
it's death on fools, and you'd better leave
the city immediately."
JGST" A sailor passing through a grave
yard, saw on oue of the tombstones, " I
still live, ihis was too much for Jack
who, shifting his quid, ejaculated :
" ell, I ve heard say there are cases
in which a man may lie, but if I was
dead I'd own it."
5? An Indiana lawyer, finding his
principal witness to drunk to testify when
lie was wanted, addressed the court in a
four hour speech, in which he touched
upon everything, iucluding the Fifteenth
Amendment, and finally his man came to.
time.
A servant living in the country
was directed to get the mail. After her
return her mistress inquired :
" Did you get the mail f
She answered : l Faith, mum, 1 did
not : for you forgot to tell me whether it
was Indian mail or corn mail that you
wanted.
JOS?" One exceedingly warm day in
June a neighbor met an old man, und re
marked that it was very hot.
" Yes," said Joe ; " if it wasn't for one
thing, I should say we were goiug to,
have a thaw."
" What is that?" inquired the friead..
" There's nothing froze," said Joe.
JJ A western coroner's jury returned
a verdict that the deceased came to hia
death from exposure. " What do you
mean by that I" asked a relative of the
dead man, " there are two bullet holes in
his skull." The Coroner replied, with a
wave of his magisterial hand, "Just eo ,
he died from exposure to bullets."
A good story is told us of a dimia
utivc mercantile gent of a neighboring
city, who, it is said, recently proposed to
a young and buxom damsel, with the fol
lowing result : " Oh, no," said she, " 1
cau't think of it for a moment. The
fact is, you're a little too big to
put in a cradle, and a little too small .to,
be put in a bed !" The black hair of
the stricken youth has since run to
seed.
Short and roiNTKD. On a rough
old sailor being asked by one of the mem
bers of a learned society to write a con
cise account of the manners and customs
of a somewhat barbarpus nation whoso
territories he had lately been exploring
he put down the following exceedingly
brief summary of the characteristics of
the people in question : "' Manners, none.
Customs nasty."
J5S5"An old gentleman who used to
frequent a certain, collco-house, being un
well, thought he might uiako so free aa
to steal an opinion concerning his caso ;
and ono day took an opportunity of ask
ing one of the faculty, who sat in the
sume box with hivu, what he should take
for such a complaint. I'll tell you,"
said the doctor, sarcastically : " you
should take advice."
BS?-. Sir Wm. B being at a
parish meeting, made some proposals
which were objected to by a farmer.
Highly enraged, " Sir," gays he to the
farmer, " do you know, sir, that I have
been at two universities, and two colleges
in each uuiversity?"
" Well, sir," said the farmer, " what of
that? I had a calf that sucked two cows,
and the observation I made was, the
more ho sucked the greater calf ha
grew."