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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Adfertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
ljc imc0, Now Sloomftcllt, )a.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers mid Stationers,
BLANK POOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
81 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGAItGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, Xfc: i Sce.,
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
B Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at s-lwrt notice. 101y41
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers in
C UR TAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Jlarkct and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
VS. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks1 Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ot
the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c.
BLANK BOOKS
Always on liana, and made to Order. 31t
LOCIIMAX'S
Writing- miliar
THIS FLUID s warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold ut niiieli less price. The nionev
will be refunded to those buying it, it it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
03. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER Si ELDER,
Sole Ageuts,
430 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
23031
Glass and Queensivare.
A. L. Kaub j. e. Fbetmiiie.
KAUB & FKYMIIIE,
Importers and Jobbers or
China, O 1 ; i s kS
AND
QUEEN S WAKE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ET'Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. &. n. iy 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
ruairs t.
PUMPS I
FOlt PUKE WATER, USE.
TUB CELEBRATED
CUCUMBER PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wooden
t rely tnr.sWc.sv, durahle, and relialtle ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery,, and therefore
perfect and accurate iu all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the money!
busily arranged ho as to be non
freezing, and lu construction somiii
pie that any one can put it up and
teen it in repair. After thorough
trial it Is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CUAKL E8 G. BLATCn LEY,
Manufacturer.
mm
B. Ofllce and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and fi2fi Filbert Rtreet.
4 15 6m6 PHILADELPHIA PA.
S-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
aeturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloomlield.
ESTKT'8
Cottag-o Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodeons
lor sale on monthly Instalments.
K. M. IUtUCK,
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
lMltf PHILADELPHIA.
In
: 5 Ll
11 H &
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IK
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LABOR !
Saves Time !
SAVES MOXEY !
yyAINHIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing- It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and afteu that you will use no
other.
&. For sale by all Crocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rpiIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
XESMITII'S LINTMEtfT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
and ettect a permanent cure In a short time.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Hniises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried It, say no family
should be without It, for it is worth its weight iu
gold. "
ta Try a bottle of It t No cure, No Pay. 317
3 Vor sale at F. Mortimer's.
JpENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTER V PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It is Indostructablo.frea from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uuequaled.as U soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES. NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person are requested to examine the Cushion
Sjmnoe at the ojjlce oj the company,
Feb 8tf 'No.. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, &c
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,.
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY, NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. a Zleglcr. Theo. Rumel
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
Gloves,
IMbbons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, CO MRS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos..405and407 MARKET STREET,
(Above FourthrNorth Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D.. Miller. T. Rlcksrt- CH. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
9UCCESSOU3 TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STItAW-COOUS, &c.,
No. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. ItOlILEJt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Straw - O- o'o 1 &
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
. Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJItADBURY'S AND OTHER
PIANOS.
laylor & XXirley's and E. P. Needham Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
Oetteral Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Streot,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
" The Red Horse Powders"
Aim
T
HE BEST FOWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,.
OR POULTRY.
They will not onlyprevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, aa well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
DruRBlstH generally, and by F. MoitTiMEtt, New
Bloomlleld, Fa. 33otI
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
MITCHELL & WARE,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
NO. 3, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
Philadelphia.
9" Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, $EGAnS,&C,
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041t!
A. B Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Gle'rai.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,.
PHILADELPHIA.
3230
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. P. KN1CSIIT i: ISO'S,
Wholcsalo Dealers in
PISH,
Olioeso
AND
Provisions,
111 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chcstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Gcddes & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. 15. TAYLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE CROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.. isaao W. Ranck.
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Plekled and Salt
FISH,
Noi.210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
l'hiladelpJiia.
- Thesalo of Eggs, Seeds, JOralu and Wool,
a specialty. . '
r ruinse send, for a Circular. 4 m
7 & GROCERS
January 1, 1869.
tSF An Irishman was challenged to
fight a duel, but declined on the nlen.
that he did not wish to leave his ould
mother an orphan.
J-' Sure, an didn't I jine the Metho
dist? Faix, and I did, Ijined for six
months ; an behaved so well they let me
off with three."
JB A nine-year-old boy at the school
in Lincoln, California, was asked what
punishment was given to Adam and Eve ?
Ho replied ; " They were driven off the
ranche."
ST A darkey gives the following rea
son why tho colored race is superior to
the white race : " All men are made of
clay, and like the meerschaum pipe they
aro more valuable when highly colored."
03F " Recollect, sir," said a tavern
keeper to a gentleman who was about
leaving his house without paying the
reckoning, "Recollect, sir, if you lose
your purse you didn't pull it out here."
The broad hint was taken.
8" " Did you present your account
to the defendant 1" inquired a lawyer of
his client. " I did, sir." And what didi
he say ?" " He told me to go to the
devil." "And what did you do then?"
" Why, then I came to you."
CST " Miss will you take my arm ?"'
asked an old bachelor. " La 1 yes, and
you too," Eaid the young lady. " I can.
only spare the arm miss hastily replied,
the bachelor. " Then I can't take it,"
said the miss," my motto is to go the'
whole hog or none at all."
BSS" A Massachusetts dentist recently,
advertised that he would give a set of
teeth to the first caller on a certain Mon
day morning, and before sunset on Sun
day there were two men and a woman on
his door steps impatiently waiting for the
dawn and the coveted prize.
BQF A bachelor says that all he should;
ask for in a wife would be a good tem
per, health, good understanding, agreea
ble physiognomy, figure, good connection,
domestic habits, resources of amusement,
good spirits, conversational talents, ele
gant manners and money I
fl- A late judge was a noted wag;.
A young lawyer was once making his
first effort before him, and had thrown
himself on the wings of imagination far
into tho upper regions, and was seemingly
preparing for a higher ascent, when the
judgo exclaimed, " Hold on, hold on, my
dear sir ! Don't go any higher, for you.
are already out of the jurisdiction of the
court." A girl at Chester, Vermont, has
died from tight lacing. These corsets
should be done away with, and if the
girls can't live without being squeezed,
we suppose men can be found who would
sacrifice themselves. As old as we are
we had rather devote three hours a day
without a cent of pay, as brevet corset,
than see these girls die off in thatmanner..
Office hour3 almost any time."
A New Hampshire farmer wanted
a farm hand, and was applied to by an
Irishman, who wanted to work. The
farmer objected to engaging Pat, on the
ground that two. Irishmen previously in
his employ had died on his hands.
" Thin you object to hiring me for that,
do ye?" said Put. "Faith and I can
bring you ricomeudations from many a
place where I've worked, that I never
played such a trick !!'
J A midshipman asked a. priest to
tell him the difference between- a priest
and a jackass. Tho priest gave it up.
" One wears a cross on his back, and
the other on his breast," said tho mid
shipman. " Now,"' said the priest, "tell me the
difference between a midshipman and a
jackass."
The midshipman gave it up, and asked
what it was . The priest said he did not
know of any.
BG?"A San Francisco school teacher
received tho following not e from the" os
tensible" paront of one of his pupils : " I
hopo as to my John you will flog him
just as offin as you kin. Heas a bad boy
is John. Altho I've bin in habit of
teuchin him niiaclf, it seems to me- he
never will learn anything his spellin in
ottrageously defi.shen t. Wallop him well
ser, and you will receive my thanks.
" P. S. What accounts for John bein
sich a schollar is that he is my sun by
my wife's fust husband."