Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookscllcrs and Stationers,
BLA.SK hook manufacturers.
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPIUX,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGAUCE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, Xfi-s, Sce.,
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
IgllLADELPIIIA, PA.
n- Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. 101 y 41
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
lioohxcllcrs & Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
wall-papers,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
nrooKs' Arithmetics. Also, Hubert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c.
ISLAXK BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
JLOC'IIJIAX'N
"Writing- Xluia !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to AnNOLU's,
and is sold at inuuli less price. Tlie money
will be refunded to those buying it, if It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
S. For sale by E. Moriiiner, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. KACB J. E. FuEYMIItE.
KAI7R fc FKYMIUE,
Impokters and Jodbbus or
AND
QUEENSWARE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA. '
LT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly JO
MISCELLANEOUS,
TUMPS!
PUMPS J
FO PURE WATKit, USE
TMB CELEBRATED
CUCUMKKIl PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tanlelem, duralile and reliulile ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
I iw iKJiiecmuu accurate ill an its purls,
JJbjwjB raising an equal amount of water,
mwu $1 costing less than half the money.
uX-H r-asny anangeu mo as to be mm-
:!'. ii fl-eezilllf. ILIlfl III pmiatt'iii.twin ui,in,.
S pie that a njon van rmt it tip and
ii keep it in retutr. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
I Best and Cheapest.
i CHARLES O, BLATCHLEY,
g Manufacturer,
a. Office and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and 620 Filbert Street,
4 15 6m6 .PHILADELPHIA, PA.
These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
cturer, or F, Mortimer & Co., New Moomlleld.
ES.TEY'8
Cottage Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeoug
for sal on monthly instalments.
. M. BRUCE,
No. IB North Reventh St.,
Wltl PHILADELPHIA.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Ioart and Color
MAN UFA CTURERS,
Nos, 111 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best iuality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. '
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES I. VlJOIi !
Saves Time X
SAVES MONEY!
-yyAINRIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tho best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
otlter.
&. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjlHIS Is what everybody who has used It says of
NESMITII'S MNUIEXT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also tlie best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, llruises and Uurns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
flu Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
a. Fur sale at F. Mortimer's.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No, 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much
superior, being tlie lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES, PILLOWS. CARRIAGE.
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is industructable.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uuequaled.as if soiled it Is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are requested to examine tlie Cushion
Sponge at tlie olue of the comjxiny,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, Cc.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & IV ALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
Mo. 823 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
'MM.
DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John Sharfner, Jr. E. S. Zicgler. Theo. Rumel
S1IAFFNER, ZlEGLEIt & CO.,
Successors to
BHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
Gloves,
Itibbons,
Suspenders,
T nit E A D S , COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY COODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimercs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller.
T. Rlckert.
C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STJRA.W-COOS, Ac,
No. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOlILEll,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Straw - O- o o 1 &
153 NORTH THIRDSTREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJRADBURY'S AND OTHER
PIAJTOS.
jaylor A Farley's and E. P. Needham fc Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6in. PHILADELPHIA
" The Red Horse Powders"
ARB
T
HE BEST POWDERS In the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,.
Oil POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, bnt will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
l'owders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Mobtimbh, New
Bloomlleld, Va. 335tf
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkky.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SECARS, &C,
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Glolm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
82810
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. 1 KXIUHT & ISKO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
J?io visions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (Jcddes & Go's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. 18. TAYLOIl,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood. Isaac w. Ranck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6m8 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWktlN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specially.
- l'lease send for a Circular. 4 138
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January 1, 1809.
Judson's Self-WashingBoiler.
mHE BEST WAS! ITNft-M ACHTNKtn AYlRtanfA
A. It saves time, nearly all the labor, U th
Roan anil mora rliiui t.hM wenr nf nnthnx.
. Airciits wanted in everv town. Orifor
promptly tilled, when accompanied by Cash, or at
express station sent ir. if.
THOMAS HULL,
& W. Cor. 10th and Arch street,
S31 PHlLAIiEI.VHIA.
Other papers wishing to insert this adver
tisement will please address F. E. Thurston, Ad
vertising Agent, 31W0 Lancaster Avenue, l'hlladel-
puis.
JJfcfir Be contented with your lot Es
pecially if it is on a corner.
Why was Pharoah's daughter like
a broker ? Because she got a little proph
et from the rushes on the banks.
0" If a bottle of einf er-nnn wpio-li
. 0-- - "O
one pound, how much will your grand-
pop weign r
ttetf A Yankee is said to have obtained
a patent for a new safe. N. 13. It locks
up the cashier as well as the cash.
US?" If five and a half vardu m.ikfl x
Pole, how nianyyards are required to
make a Dutchman ?
J63? Why are there three objections to
taking a glass of brandy ? Because there
are three scruples to a dram.
fiS?" The ladv who " took a Kt.iteh in
her side," has arrived at the conclusions
tnut a stitcu in tne Hole ot her stockings
would be infinitely more serviceable.
&&" A Ciucinatian has died of an oede
matus state of the ayrtenoediglottidean
fulds. Strange that such a little thing
should kill a man.
fiSF When Jemima went to school Bhe
was asked why the noun " bachelor" was
singular. "Because," she replied, "it is
so very singular they don't get married."
B A good minister in a country vil
lage lately prayed fervently for those of
his congregation " who were too proud to
kneel and to lazy to stand."
JUsir A lady advertising for a husband,
is very particular to have it understood
that " none need apply who are under six
feet." That lenialo is strongly in favor
of hy-men.
JKsST " John," asked a physician of the
apothecary's apprentice; "Did Mrs.
Green get the medicine I ordered?" " I
guess so," replied John, " for I saw crape
hanging on the door-knob this morning."
A Chinese boy, who was learning
English coming across the passage in his
Testament, " We have piped into you,
and ye have not danced," rendered it
thus : " We have toot, toot to you what's
the matter you no jump?"
JUST " I meant to have told you of
that hole," said a man to his friend, who
stumbled into a pit full of water. " No
matter now," said the other, blowing the
water out of his mouth. " I've found it
out."
JUSf " Sam," said one little urchin to
another, " does your schoolmaster ever
give you any rewards of merit?"
" 1 s'pose he does," was the rejoinder ;
" he gives me a lickin every day, and
says 1 merit two."
S&" An original way of answering two
questions at a time :
" Here, Biddy, my darlin, what'a the
time o'night, and wbere's the pertaty
pudding '("
" It's eight air."
Xeif At a christening, while the iqipis-,
ter was making the certificate, he forgot
the date, and happened to say ,
" Let me see, this is the thirtieth !"
" The thirtieth 1" exclaimed the indig,
nan t mother, indeed, it ia only the elev?
enth.."
BSflf young ladies have a fault it is
sometimes in being a little too forward :
but then this is a fault which they always
correct in after age, for as soon as a young
lady has reached thirty, she begins to
make amends for her former forwardness
by going baokwards regularly every year.
JBfiS" An Englishman told aq Irishman
that porter was his meat and drink, and
soon after Pat found him, having become
heavily loaded, lying a ditch. After
surveying him for some time, be exolaim
ed :
" Arrah, my honey, yoti said it wa
meat and drink to you : by my sowl, it's
a much better thing, for it's washing and
lodging too "
ftaf- A friend of ours has a thorough
bred pointer dog, which is Baid to be the
most efficient animal in the United States.
It never lets any chance slip by it, this
pointer doesn't The other day, as it
was trotting down Tenth street, its master
observed that it ran up the front stops of
a house and pointed dead at the door plate,
Our friend whistled and whistled, tut
the dog refused to budge an inch. Upon
goine; up to see what the matter was, be
found that the door-plato bore tbe doom
of " A Partridge."