Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. HUMOROUS ITEMS. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, ISookscllcrs and Stationers, BLA.SK hook manufacturers. And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPIUX, No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGAUCE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Paper, Xfi-s, Sce., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, IgllLADELPIIIA, PA. n- Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notice. 101 y 41 SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, lioohxcllcrs & Stationer, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND wall-papers, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and nrooKs' Arithmetics. Also, Hubert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c. ISLAXK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t JLOC'IIJIAX'N "Writing- Xluia ! THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to AnNOLU's, and is sold at inuuli less price. Tlie money will be refunded to those buying it, if It does not prove entirely satisfactory. S. For sale by E. Moriiiner, New Bloomlleld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Glass and Queensware. A. L. KACB J. E. FuEYMIItE. KAI7R fc FKYMIUE, Impokters and Jodbbus or AND QUEENSWARE, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ' LT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly JO MISCELLANEOUS, TUMPS! PUMPS J FO PURE WATKit, USE TMB CELEBRATED CUCUMKKIl PUMP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely tanlelem, duralile and reliulile ; the good old-fashioned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore I iw iKJiiecmuu accurate ill an its purls, JJbjwjB raising an equal amount of water, mwu $1 costing less than half the money. uX-H r-asny anangeu mo as to be mm- :!'. ii fl-eezilllf. ILIlfl III pmiatt'iii.twin ui,in,. S pie that a njon van rmt it tip and ii keep it in retutr. After thorough trial it is acknowledged the I Best and Cheapest. i CHARLES O, BLATCHLEY, g Manufacturer, a. Office and Ware-room, Nos. 624 and 620 Filbert Street, 4 15 6m6 .PHILADELPHIA, PA. These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu cturer, or F, Mortimer & Co., New Moomlleld. ES.TEY'8 Cottage Organs, GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeoug for sal on monthly instalments. . M. BRUCE, No. IB North Reventh St., Wltl PHILADELPHIA. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OP THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Ioart and Color MAN UFA CTURERS, Nos, 111 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best iuality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. ' Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES I. VlJOIi ! Saves Time X SAVES MONEY! -yyAINRIGHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tho best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no otlter. &. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold! rjlHIS Is what everybody who has used It says of NESMITII'S MNUIEXT. For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief and effect a permanent cure in a short time. It is also tlie best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, llruises and Uurns, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for it is worth its weight in gold. flu Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 a. Fur sale at F. Mortimer's. PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No, 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much superior, being tlie lightest softest and most elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES, PILLOWS. CARRIAGE. CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is industructable.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uuequaled.as if soiled it Is easily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Persons are requested to examine tlie Cushion Sponge at tlie olue of the comjxiny, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET, Hardware, Cc. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & IV ALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, Mo. 823 Market Street, Philadelphia. 'MM. DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS John Sharfner, Jr. E. S. Zicgler. Theo. Rumel S1IAFFNER, ZlEGLEIt & CO., Successors to BHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, Gloves, Itibbons, Suspenders, T nit E A D S , COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY COODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimercs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. F. D. Miller. T. Rlckert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SUCCESSORS TO GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in HATS, CAPS, FURS, STJRA.W-COOS, Ac, No. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 W. F. KOlILEll, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Straw - O- o o 1 & 153 NORTH THIRDSTREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. H. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JJRADBURY'S AND OTHER PIAJTOS. jaylor A Farley's and E. P. Needham fc Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. WM. O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6in. PHILADELPHIA " The Red Horse Powders" ARB T HE BEST POWDERS In the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS,. Oil POULTRY. They will not only prevent, bnt will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse l'owders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Mobtimbh, New Bloomlleld, Va. 335tf TOBACCO SECARS AC. Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkky. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SECARS, &C, No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Glolm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 82810 GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. C. 1 KXIUHT & ISKO'S, Wholesale Dealers in FISH, Cheese AND J?io visions, 114 South Delaware Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (Jcddes & Go's Canned Fruits. 1041tf S. 18. TAYLOIl, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac w. Ranck. ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 6m8 PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWktlN, Wholesale Grocers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool, a specially. - l'lease send for a Circular. 4 138 WHOLESALE GROCERS January 1, 1809. Judson's Self-WashingBoiler. mHE BEST WAS! ITNft-M ACHTNKtn AYlRtanfA A. It saves time, nearly all the labor, U th Roan anil mora rliiui t.hM wenr nf nnthnx. . Airciits wanted in everv town. Orifor promptly tilled, when accompanied by Cash, or at express station sent ir. if. THOMAS HULL, & W. Cor. 10th and Arch street, S31 PHlLAIiEI.VHIA. Other papers wishing to insert this adver tisement will please address F. E. Thurston, Ad vertising Agent, 31W0 Lancaster Avenue, l'hlladel- puis. JJfcfir Be contented with your lot Es pecially if it is on a corner. Why was Pharoah's daughter like a broker ? Because she got a little proph et from the rushes on the banks. 0" If a bottle of einf er-nnn wpio-li . 0-- - "O one pound, how much will your grand- pop weign r ttetf A Yankee is said to have obtained a patent for a new safe. N. 13. It locks up the cashier as well as the cash. US?" If five and a half vardu m.ikfl x Pole, how nianyyards are required to make a Dutchman ? J63? Why are there three objections to taking a glass of brandy ? Because there are three scruples to a dram. fiS?" The ladv who " took a Kt.iteh in her side," has arrived at the conclusions tnut a stitcu in tne Hole ot her stockings would be infinitely more serviceable. &&" A Ciucinatian has died of an oede matus state of the ayrtenoediglottidean fulds. Strange that such a little thing should kill a man. fiSF When Jemima went to school Bhe was asked why the noun " bachelor" was singular. "Because," she replied, "it is so very singular they don't get married." B A good minister in a country vil lage lately prayed fervently for those of his congregation " who were too proud to kneel and to lazy to stand." JUsir A lady advertising for a husband, is very particular to have it understood that " none need apply who are under six feet." That lenialo is strongly in favor of hy-men. JKsST " John," asked a physician of the apothecary's apprentice; "Did Mrs. Green get the medicine I ordered?" " I guess so," replied John, " for I saw crape hanging on the door-knob this morning." A Chinese boy, who was learning English coming across the passage in his Testament, " We have piped into you, and ye have not danced," rendered it thus : " We have toot, toot to you what's the matter you no jump?" JUST " I meant to have told you of that hole," said a man to his friend, who stumbled into a pit full of water. " No matter now," said the other, blowing the water out of his mouth. " I've found it out." JUSf " Sam," said one little urchin to another, " does your schoolmaster ever give you any rewards of merit?" " 1 s'pose he does," was the rejoinder ; " he gives me a lickin every day, and says 1 merit two." S&" An original way of answering two questions at a time : " Here, Biddy, my darlin, what'a the time o'night, and wbere's the pertaty pudding '(" " It's eight air." Xeif At a christening, while the iqipis-, ter was making the certificate, he forgot the date, and happened to say , " Let me see, this is the thirtieth !" " The thirtieth 1" exclaimed the indig, nan t mother, indeed, it ia only the elev? enth.." BSflf young ladies have a fault it is sometimes in being a little too forward : but then this is a fault which they always correct in after age, for as soon as a young lady has reached thirty, she begins to make amends for her former forwardness by going baokwards regularly every year. JBfiS" An Englishman told aq Irishman that porter was his meat and drink, and soon after Pat found him, having become heavily loaded, lying a ditch. After surveying him for some time, be exolaim ed : " Arrah, my honey, yoti said it wa meat and drink to you : by my sowl, it's a much better thing, for it's washing and lodging too " ftaf- A friend of ours has a thorough bred pointer dog, which is Baid to be the most efficient animal in the United States. It never lets any chance slip by it, this pointer doesn't The other day, as it was trotting down Tenth street, its master observed that it ran up the front stops of a house and pointed dead at the door plate, Our friend whistled and whistled, tut the dog refused to budge an inch. Upon goine; up to see what the matter was, be found that the door-plato bore tbe doom of " A Partridge."