The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, May 10, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    ljc Qtimcs, Kcid Blaomftelir, $Ja,
7
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooI&c31era micl fttatiosncrs,
I1I.AXK JIOOC MAXUEACTUllEltS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAWi PAPKK,
No. 430, Market Street,
81 PHILADELPHIA, l'A.
CHARLES M AO AUG E & CO.,
Wholesales Dealers in
No.i. 33, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
- Paper any Size, Weiuht, Color ami Quality,
Made to order, at short notice. lulyll
SOWER, liARNES & POTTS,
Ilooksclicra & ftiaiioners,
And Dealers in
C U 11 T A I N
AND
WALL-PAPEM?,
Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets,
PHI LA 1) EL PHI A, PA,
- Pu'.ili ihers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Rroo,(V Aiiliiiiieties. Also, Robert's History of
the United ritates, Helton's Outline Maps, &e.
KJLAitf K BOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
Wi-Uin; JJluicl !
THIS FJ.UID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold at union iess priue. 'I'ue money
wnl bo luunidcd to iiio.su buying it, il il does not
prove eiit.io.y satiSiaelory.
tSml'ot s.t.o by K Moi inner, New lilooinllcld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Ageing,
4:)l) Market Street,
13031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Quecnstvarc.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fueymike.
iMPOUTEltS AND JODllEKS Off
C li i ii si , J Ihnh
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 303, Chorry St., bctwoon Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted
fuckages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
pimps j
FOB PUKE WATER, USE
THE CELEBUATHD
CUCUMISHK PUMP
Mailo of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tnxtclrss, tluralilp, anil nilnhlu;
tin? L'onil old-fashlonod wooden punii,
made by machinery, and tliereloio
5 raisipK an equal amount of water)
iii'iiiiit. :iiwi 11.1 '('lit 11 1 It 111 11 1 1 ltd llll I'tal
Jfff i; j )1 trial it is acknowledged tho
W&M Best and Cheapest.
. n nif I T r -IT ."1 .IT rr...... ....
JUlVNUl'ACTUHEtt.
9- Oflico and AVare-room,
Nos. 024 and Gl Filbert Rtreet,
4 15 C1116 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
"Tliese rumps ean be ordered of tli Manu
cturer, or F. Mortimer & Co,, New jsiooiulield.
Oottfig-o Oi-g-niiis,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to. Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodoons
or sale on monthly instalments.
it M. BRUCK,
Ho. 18 North Seventh St.,
1W1K PHILADMLPHIA.
I
f'fimwsi6i l'sii lit; less man nan ine money.
:' ft' -'WHM I'asily imunncd so as to bo non
ai tfMrtA freezing, and in construction sosun
J.fM !! that any onn can put it up imd
'iiu
i
1 J
Wll'mm 1
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
op this
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pa 10
While IvaCL ami Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, Ml and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesalo Druggists,
AND DEALEItS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A
FULL STOCK or evcrthins connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. Stf.
HAVES JLAJSOIM
Saves Time !
SAVES 9IOXEYX
RIGHT & GO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found tho best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, ami the saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
W3- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Rloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rpillS Is what everybody who has used it says of
XESSHTH'M I.IXIMEXT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
ami eltecta permanent cure in a short tune.
It is also tne best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Kruises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving
any scar. All who nave tried it, say no family
should bo without it, lor it is worth its weight, in
gold.
tt3- Try a bottle of It I No euro, No Pay. 317
tt.2- For sale at F. Mortimer's.
JJZ.VXSrLVAXTA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It is cheaper than rEATinsns or iixin, and much
superior, being the lighlust softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean
ami for tho sick is uuequaled.as il suited it iseasily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
JVrsotm are rnquatted to ezamlno ttve Cushion
Sjionye ut tio ojice oj the cQMjmny,
Fob 8tf 'No. llll CHESTNUT STREET,
JIardwqre, fc,
LLOW, SUPPLY, & wro"t
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
I ixmtt two I
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY &. NOTIONS
John Shaffncr, Jr. E. a Ziegler. Tlico. Rumcl
SIIAFFNEK, ZIEGLEll &lx.,
Successors to
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
(a loves,
Suspenders,
T II R E A D S, O O MB S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AI FANCY GOODS,
No. 3fi, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BAlieilOFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, Wliitc Goods, Hosiery, itc,
Nos. i05 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia. .
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller. T. Riekert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSOItS TO
GRAYIJILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
TKAW-GOODS, &c.,
No. 319 itorta Tiiird Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
i 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIII,EE2,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Fprs,
AND
1 1 SI W - jr O OCI & ,
153 NORTH TIIIRDSTRE ST,
3 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
n. L. Hood.
A. Triniblo.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and .014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADRURY'S AND OTHER
PIANOS.
laylor Jerky's and E. P. Nccdham A Son's
OE&ANS AND MEL0DE0N3.
WM. a. FJSCIlKIl,
General Wlinlcsale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 12 tiin. PHILADELPHIA
"The Red Horsa Powders"
rrinK BF.ST POWDERS In the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
. HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Curedlseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Moutimkk, New
UloomUeld, Pa. Wit
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
Thomas Roijb. A. J. McConkey..
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission 32erehnnts,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBECGOStSEGABS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between -Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lontf
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealkks ix
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILABKLWIIA.
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. HSICSUT & ItRO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
1ISH,
Cliccse
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Cieddes & Go's Canned Fruits.
KUltf
H, 15. TAYJLOJlt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck.
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
1 I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 C1116
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January 1, 1S09.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
iJt VYHIB.I, & 10.,
W loiesale dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shade i,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortm".nt of
Wood and .Villow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 186a
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
When a young lady offers to liem
a cambric handkerchief for a rich bachel
or she means to sew in order that she
inn v real).
3" Why do teetotalers run such a
slight risk of drawning. Decauso they
1110 so accustomed to keep their noses
above water.
Jfiy A drunken man, who had slipped
down, thought it singular that water
always freezes with tho slippery side
up.
57 A Dutchman's tonst : " Hero ish
to tor hi.roes who fit, plccd, and tito niit
de pattler of l'uukcr 11 ill, of whom I am
oue."
JGSjyThis is what I call capital punish-,
mcnt, as the boy said when his mother
shut him into the closet among tho pre
serves. Big? Oliver Wendell Holmes saya that
widows who cry easy are first to marry
again. There is nothing like wet weather
for transplanting.
I!??? " George, do you know Mr. Joue
has found a beautiful baby on his door
step, and is going to adopt him ?" Yes,
papa; ho will bo Mr. Joucs' step-sou
won't he '!"
K5f " Parents," said a solemn preacher,
" you have children ; if you have not, your
daughters may have." And then pro
ceeded with his homily.
EST " Mother," said a little fivo year
old, " sister Mary swared." " Why
what did she say V " I heard her say
hhe wouldn't wear those darned stockings
to church."
US?" An old lady in Germantown is so
full of sympathy that every time her
ducks take a bath in the gutter she dries
their feet by tho firo to keep them from
catching cold.
An expeditions modo of getting
up a row, is to carry along ladder on your
shoulder in a crowded thoroughfare, and
every lew minute turn round to Eec if any
one is making faces at you.
JS" A Doston fop who could not walta
offered a young lady one hundred dollars
if sho would let him hug her as much as
the young man did who just waltzed with
her. It was a good offer, and shoiwcd
that money was no object to him ; bui
tliey put him out of the houso so hard
that his eye was quite black.
Gen. Donn Piatt says that at a
dinner party tho other night, Senator
Nye put his new silk tile carelessly upon
th j sofa A few minutes after the ve ercn
philosopher Grcely sat down and crushed
the hat fearfully. Hang it,' roared Nye, '
I could have told you it wouldu't fit be
fore you tried it on."
CtayA New London Sabath-school
teacher said to a little boy, recently :
" Suppose some wicked boy, should stop
you on your way to church' and ask you
to go to some bad place with him, what
would you say ?" " What would I say ?"
repeated tho littlo wag : " I should say,
' Shoo fly, don't bother mo,' I'm bound
for Sunday school."
!!" A young gentleman who feels a
willingness to sacrifice himself to the
happiness of somebody else's family, thu-,
unbosoms his alacrity : Wanted a situa
tion as son-in-law in a respectable family.
Dlood and breeding no object, being aU
ready supplied; capital essential. No
objection to go a short distance into the
country'"
D(5B A Dutoh woman kept a toll gate.
One foggy day a traveler nsked " Madam
how far it is to B V " Shoost a
lectio ways," was tho reply. " Yes j but
but how far ?" again asked the traveler
" Shoost a leetlo ways;" more emphatk
cully. "Madam, is it one, two, three,
fjur or fivo miles'" Tho good woman
ingeniously replied, " I diuka it is "
JSSf The following dialogue is said to
have taken placo in the course of a di
vinity examination at Cambridge Uni
versity, England :
Question What animal in Scripture
is recordod to have spoken 1
A The whale.
Q To whom did the whale speak f
A To Moses in the bullrushcs.
Q. What did he say ?
A. Thou art the man.
Q. What was the effect on the whale
A. He rushed violently down, a steep
place into the sea, and perished.