ljc Qtimcs, Kcid Blaomftelir, $Ja, 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, ISooI&c31era micl fttatiosncrs, I1I.AXK JIOOC MAXUEACTUllEltS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WAWi PAPKK, No. 430, Market Street, 81 PHILADELPHIA, l'A. CHARLES M AO AUG E & CO., Wholesales Dealers in No.i. 33, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. - Paper any Size, Weiuht, Color ami Quality, Made to order, at short notice. lulyll SOWER, liARNES & POTTS, Ilooksclicra & ftiaiioners, And Dealers in C U 11 T A I N AND WALL-PAPEM?, Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets, PHI LA 1) EL PHI A, PA, - Pu'.ili ihers of Sanders' New Headers, and Rroo,(V Aiiliiiiieties. Also, Robert's History of the United ritates, Helton's Outline Maps, &e. KJLAitf K BOOKN Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t Wi-Uin; JJluicl ! THIS FJ.UID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, and is sold at union iess priue. 'I'ue money wnl bo luunidcd to iiio.su buying it, il il does not prove eiit.io.y satiSiaelory. tSml'ot s.t.o by K Moi inner, New lilooinllcld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Ageing, 4:)l) Market Street, 13031 Philadelphia. Glass and Quecnstvarc. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fueymike. iMPOUTEltS AND JODllEKS Off C li i ii si , J Ihnh AND QUEENSWA11E, 801 and 303, Chorry St., bctwoon Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted fuckages. 3. 9. ly 10 MISCELLANEOUS. PUMPS ! pimps j FOB PUKE WATER, USE THE CELEBUATHD CUCUMISHK PUMP Mailo of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely tnxtclrss, tluralilp, anil nilnhlu; tin? L'onil old-fashlonod wooden punii, made by machinery, and tliereloio 5 raisipK an equal amount of water) iii'iiiiit. :iiwi 11.1 '('lit 11 1 It 111 11 1 1 ltd llll I'tal Jfff i; j )1 trial it is acknowledged tho W&M Best and Cheapest. . n nif I T r -IT ."1 .IT rr...... .... JUlVNUl'ACTUHEtt. 9- Oflico and AVare-room, Nos. 024 and Gl Filbert Rtreet, 4 15 C1116 PHILADELPHIA, PA. "Tliese rumps ean be ordered of tli Manu cturer, or F. Mortimer & Co,, New jsiooiulield. Oottfig-o Oi-g-niiis, GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to. Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodoons or sale on monthly instalments. it M. BRUCK, Ho. 18 North Seventh St., 1W1K PHILADMLPHIA. I f'fimwsi6i l'sii lit; less man nan ine money. :' ft' -'WHM I'asily imunncd so as to bo non ai tfMrtA freezing, and in construction sosun J.fM !! that any onn can put it up imd 'iiu i 1 J Wll'mm 1 Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS op this IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pa 10 While IvaCL ami Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, Ml and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesalo Druggists, AND DEALEItS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK or evcrthins connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. Stf. HAVES JLAJSOIM Saves Time ! SAVES 9IOXEYX RIGHT & GO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found tho best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, ami the saving In wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. W3- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Rloomlleld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold ! rpillS Is what everybody who has used it says of XESSHTH'M I.IXIMEXT. For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief ami eltecta permanent cure in a short tune. It is also tne best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Kruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving any scar. All who nave tried it, say no family should bo without it, lor it is worth its weight, in gold. tt3- Try a bottle of It I No euro, No Pay. 317 tt.2- For sale at F. Mortimer's. JJZ.VXSrLVAXTA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It is cheaper than rEATinsns or iixin, and much superior, being the lighlust softest and most elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is Indestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean ami for tho sick is uuequaled.as il suited it iseasily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth JVrsotm are rnquatted to ezamlno ttve Cushion Sjionye ut tio ojice oj the cQMjmny, Fob 8tf 'No. llll CHESTNUT STREET, JIardwqre, fc, LLOW, SUPPLY, & wro"t WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. I ixmtt two I Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY COODS HOSIERY &. NOTIONS John Shaffncr, Jr. E. a Ziegler. Tlico. Rumcl SIIAFFNEK, ZIEGLEll &lx., Successors to SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, (a loves, Suspenders, T II R E A D S, O O MB S, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AI FANCY GOODS, No. 3fi, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BAlieilOFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, Wliitc Goods, Hosiery, itc, Nos. i05 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. . Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. F. D. Miller. T. Riekert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SUCCESSOItS TO GRAYIJILL & NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in HATS, CAPS, FURS, TKAW-GOODS, &c., No. 319 itorta Tiiird Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. i 11 ly 10 W. F. KOIII,EE2, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Fprs, AND 1 1 SI W - jr O OCI & , 153 NORTH TIIIRDSTRE ST, 3 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. n. L. Hood. A. Triniblo. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and .014 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JRADRURY'S AND OTHER PIANOS. laylor Jerky's and E. P. Nccdham A Son's OE&ANS AND MEL0DE0N3. WM. a. FJSCIlKIl, General Wlinlcsale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 12 tiin. PHILADELPHIA "The Red Horsa Powders" rrinK BF.ST POWDERS In the World for HORSES, CATTLE, . HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Curedlseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Moutimkk, New UloomUeld, Pa. Wit Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS &C. Thomas Roijb. A. J. McConkey.. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission 32erehnnts, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBECGOStSEGABS, &C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between -Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lontf A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealkks ix Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILABKLWIIA. 32310 GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. . P. HSICSUT & ItRO'S, Wholesale Dealers in 1ISH, Cliccse AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Cieddes & Go's Canned Fruits. KUltf H, 15. TAYJLOJlt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck. ATW00D, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt 1 I S II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 C1116 PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE GROCERS January 1, 1S09. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. iJt VYHIB.I, & 10., W loiesale dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shade i, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortm".nt of Wood and .Villow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 186a HUMOROUS ITEMS. When a young lady offers to liem a cambric handkerchief for a rich bachel or she means to sew in order that she inn v real). 3" Why do teetotalers run such a slight risk of drawning. Decauso they 1110 so accustomed to keep their noses above water. Jfiy A drunken man, who had slipped down, thought it singular that water always freezes with tho slippery side up. 57 A Dutchman's tonst : " Hero ish to tor hi.roes who fit, plccd, and tito niit de pattler of l'uukcr 11 ill, of whom I am oue." JGSjyThis is what I call capital punish-, mcnt, as the boy said when his mother shut him into the closet among tho pre serves. Big? Oliver Wendell Holmes saya that widows who cry easy are first to marry again. There is nothing like wet weather for transplanting. I!??? " George, do you know Mr. Joue has found a beautiful baby on his door step, and is going to adopt him ?" Yes, papa; ho will bo Mr. Joucs' step-sou won't he '!" K5f " Parents," said a solemn preacher, " you have children ; if you have not, your daughters may have." And then pro ceeded with his homily. EST " Mother," said a little fivo year old, " sister Mary swared." " Why what did she say V " I heard her say hhe wouldn't wear those darned stockings to church." US?" An old lady in Germantown is so full of sympathy that every time her ducks take a bath in the gutter she dries their feet by tho firo to keep them from catching cold. An expeditions modo of getting up a row, is to carry along ladder on your shoulder in a crowded thoroughfare, and every lew minute turn round to Eec if any one is making faces at you. JS" A Doston fop who could not walta offered a young lady one hundred dollars if sho would let him hug her as much as the young man did who just waltzed with her. It was a good offer, and shoiwcd that money was no object to him ; bui tliey put him out of the houso so hard that his eye was quite black. Gen. Donn Piatt says that at a dinner party tho other night, Senator Nye put his new silk tile carelessly upon th j sofa A few minutes after the ve ercn philosopher Grcely sat down and crushed the hat fearfully. Hang it,' roared Nye, ' I could have told you it wouldu't fit be fore you tried it on." CtayA New London Sabath-school teacher said to a little boy, recently : " Suppose some wicked boy, should stop you on your way to church' and ask you to go to some bad place with him, what would you say ?" " What would I say ?" repeated tho littlo wag : " I should say, ' Shoo fly, don't bother mo,' I'm bound for Sunday school." !!" A young gentleman who feels a willingness to sacrifice himself to the happiness of somebody else's family, thu-, unbosoms his alacrity : Wanted a situa tion as son-in-law in a respectable family. Dlood and breeding no object, being aU ready supplied; capital essential. No objection to go a short distance into the country'" D(5B A Dutoh woman kept a toll gate. One foggy day a traveler nsked " Madam how far it is to B V " Shoost a lectio ways," was tho reply. " Yes j but but how far ?" again asked the traveler " Shoost a leetlo ways;" more emphatk cully. "Madam, is it one, two, three, fjur or fivo miles'" Tho good woman ingeniously replied, " I diuka it is " JSSf The following dialogue is said to have taken placo in the course of a di vinity examination at Cambridge Uni versity, England : Question What animal in Scripture is recordod to have spoken 1 A The whale. Q To whom did the whale speak f A To Moses in the bullrushcs. Q. What did he say ? A. Thou art the man. Q. What was the effect on the whale A. He rushed violently down, a steep place into the sea, and perished.