The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, May 03, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Piiil.doljUii Advertisements.
BOOK3LLiif?3 & S TATlOtf 23.
SOiViill, IJAIiMW & POTfS,
And Dealer.! in
a u it t a i y
AM)
WALL-PAPER
Mix. id.it',wi iiii.l .dmor Streets,
l'lLLMJi.Li'iilA, 1'A.
tS. l'ii'ii ilu'i'i dI ri.4a.b1V Nov Riudcr.4, and
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li)e Uinlou oi.i.o.,, re.L-.iu .-t iuk.uij .u.i
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Always o:i u.i.i.l, a.i.l in.t.io tj Order. 31t
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BLAS.C .iJJ.C MAS Ut'A'JI'ijili-:.iJ,
An I D.i.e.s ill
WINDOvV OJ.i initio
ANi
T T v T- 3 A I" S) -)
Ji. 40 J, iiiarkot Street,
31 I'M 1 LA DELPiHA, PA.
Vi'.ijlos.iio Dealers In
Paper, JLils,
Nos. oJ, 3J, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, l'A.
V Taper any Sizo, Weight, Color and Quality,
maue to orue,, at sauit noucc. ituy-ii
mills FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
JL UilU is 1 nlaci je.ii inico. liu; uio.iey
Tul he ruuiiLiv.M to moe o.iyin n, I u, uuoi liut
piove cm, io, j .i.a.a.acuiy.
i'or na.o oy i'. .au, oilier, Now Ulooniiield.
MlL.Lh.ii lsLDEli,
bolo Ayi'lRS,
41 Market Street,
1"031 Philadelphia.
Ilauk'tii'j and Mocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooko & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH TTIIUD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DEALERS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-2,i Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOB NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Kotcs Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
tiTCOLECTIONS made j STOCKS bouirht
nd sold on Commission.
l-iF SPECIAL business accommodations re
ferred for LADIES. 3191
Glass and Quecnsware.
A. L. Kaub j. e. FKEynmn.
KAUIS & FIIYMIKE,
Importers and Jobderb of
O li i ii n , 3r lags
AND
QUEENSWARE,
901 and 303, Chorry St., betwoon Arch fc Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ttr Constantly od Und, Original Assorted
"fackage. 3, B ly 10
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, (MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & r.IARKLEY,
V h o 1 o s a 1 o Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of ovcrtli'ni pommeled with
the nisiiic-i, or l!ie bvM ii'ualily, ami at very
low prices. A good location for lmainess, with a
ow rent an I lij'it expenses, enables us to offer In
ducement to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to (tive m a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. Sir.
Jolm ljucas & Co..
I
Sole and K5
Till: ONLY
MANUFACTUKEltS
OK TUH
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SYISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White ILoad and CoJcr
MAFL'FA C THIERS,
Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth Kt.,
Philadolphia.
Wave Tiinc !
TV
AINUIUIIT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tlio best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with hall the labor required
when any other is used, and tlio saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and alter that you will use no
oilier.
mn. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New lilooinlield, l'a. 317
" Tho Esd Ilorss Powders"
AUK
T
HE BUST POWDlCitS In the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
noes,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are tho Cheapest, as well as the best I torso
Powders ill use. Try them. For sale by .stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Mortimer, New
liloomileld, l'a. Satf
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjIIIS Is what ovcrybody who has used It says of
For Hheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief
ami elleetu permanent cure in a short t .inc.
11 is also uio belt remedy in the World (or Cuts,
Sprains, llnnses and Hut in, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who nave tried it, say no family
should bo without it, lor it is worth its weight in
gold.
US- Try a bottle of It ! No cure,JJo Pay. 317
tJU For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, tic.
LLOlfl), SUITLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
EST IS Y H
Ootttig'e Organs,
CIJ.REAT INDUCEMENTS olmred to Churches
X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodeous
lor sale on monthly instalments.
K. M. KUUCIi,
N o. IS North Seventh fit. ,
lMltf l'lllLADKLinilA.
II KlSTlfC fijffvi I
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
BARCHOFT cSc c6T,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimercs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, Norlh Side,)
L;ii!ade3iiaia.
3&V CLOJ'i
S. T. AUGE & CO.,
Philadelphia, Pa.,
ir.., x c.4tp
John ShafTner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Then. Rumel
SMAFFNEU, ZIEULER & CO.,
Successors to
RIIAFFNElt, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
EEosicvy,
(iioveM,
ISiRSoni,
ftispciidet-'s,
T II R E A I) S , C O M B H ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3G, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. IP. EiOSSS.EB:,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Eurs,
5? traw - Goods
153 NORTH T1IIRDSTREET,
3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
I). J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJIIADHUUY'S AND OTHER
I lA'ON.
laylor t Farley's and II P. Xc.cdham Sc Son's
0B3A1TS AND MBL0DE0N3.
WM. O. I'WCUER,
General Wliolesalo Apcnl,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. 1 I'llILADKLl'UTA
J3.YXSYLVAXTA ELASTIC SPONUE CO.
No. 1111 CIIESTXUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much
superior, being the ligutest softest and most oiastie
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itislndestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the siek is uueipialed.as if soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person are requested to examine Vie Cushion
Sjxnge at (k ojjlce of the company.
Fab 8tf J -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Philadelphia Advertisements.
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
Wholesale Dealers iu
l'ISH,
OJieeo
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avcuno,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (Jcddes k t'o's Canned Fruits.
10411 f
S. ES. TAYLOK,
WITH
WAINWItlGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Areh Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwoou. Isaac W. Ramck.
ATW00D, IIAXCK & CO.,
ComiBiissioEa leireSiaiits,
A0
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
IT ISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 CliiG PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WH01ESALE
Janunry I, lf09.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
USBAVISlMi & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Ktreet,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, ISO!).
TOBACCO SECARS SiC.
Thomas Roish. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
Anil Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SECAB&C,
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
lMltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Cp.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Sogars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
13318
IIUMOEOUS ITEMS.
tfsr Everybody- is uuxious to go to
heaven jbut nobouy is in a hurry about i.
IS?" A scntciico of forgiveness in fire
letters, 1 x (j u.
JK5?If you cat a ham in three dnyn,
how long will it take you to eat aoouple
of hauiuiers '(
Au Illinois grave-digger- -who
buried a niau named Duttoti, seut a bill
to his widow us follows : "To make one
Duuou-hole, W.5U."
CO'" Drinkitig-glasscs wcro made for
men, and looking-glasses lor women.
Jiolii make tlie head unsteady, one with
liijuur and the oilier with vanity.
LCf" Dlood relations? Why, they
arc near relatives, my son." "Then,
mother," reiiiiod the boy, niter musing a
while, ' you must be theblo idiest relative
I've got."
fey A poor man being ill, on being
linked by a j.ciitieinau whether he had
taketi any ruinedy, replied, " no, 1 aiu't
taken any remedy, Oug i ve takou lots of
physic."
u A certain doctor used to cook
into medicines all horts of routs aud herbs
and then try them on bis wife. If they
didn't kill her, he wad ready for his other
patients.
JCQ' " That bed is not long enough
for mo," said a very tall, grulf old En
glishman, upon being Ushered into his
bedroom by an Irish waiter atone of our
hotels. ' I'aitli, an' you'll hud it is plen
ty long, sir, w hen you get into it." wa
the reply; ' for then tiieie'll be two feet
more added to it." Exit Pat, with a
boot fetching up tho rear.
JCSiy1" " Now, then, Joseph, parso court
ing," baid a teacher of a rather slow boy.
" Courting is 'iu, irregular active transitive
verb, indicative mood, present tense,
third person, and singular number, and to
on," said the boy. Well, but what
does it agree wiiti?" demanded tho teach
er. " It agrees with all ihn tjlrls in.
(own," Joseph exclaimed triumphantly.
A gentleman was chiding bis sou
for staying out late at night, and said :
" hy, when 1 was of your age, my
father would not allow me to go out of
the house alter dark."
" Then you had a deuce of a father,
you had," sneered tho young profligate.
The father vociferated, ' i had a con
founded sight better ouc than you, you
young rascal."
CCy An Irishman entered a photograph
gallery iu New Haven recently and wanted
to get a picture of his wife. Not teeing
such a personage present, tho man in at
tendance asked where he bad left bis
lady, to which he replied, " Shure, an'
she's dead. Dutl'll give ycr her descrip
tion and yer can just tako it from that.
She was live feet four inches high, had
black hair, full checks, was bow-legged
and had a most excellent disposition."
IQr- Extract from Josh Billings' Dia
rec. Friday visited my washerwoman,
and blowed her up for sewing ruffles and
tucks onto the bottom ov my drawers.
She was thunderstruck at fust, but ex
plained the mystery by saying bhe had
' sent me a pair by mistake that belong
to iMiss O ." I blushed like a biled
lobster, and told her she couldn't be too
kecrful about si eh things. I might Ley
been ruined for life.
EZyAn honest old darkey, whoDe ex
pectations of getting a forty acre planta
tion and a domcstio jackass, for voting
the Radical ticket, were entirely sincere,
now goes back on his friends in thin wise :
" Dcm carpct-baggain' ecallawag fellerr,
dey tell us dar war pervisious in the Con
stitution for wo collad folks, but dat was
a lie deni pervisions didn't come. 'Fore
God, massa,I aiu't seen do fust mouthful."
An honest farmer in tho State of Penn
sylvania married a miss from a fashiona
ble boarding-school for his second wife.
Ho was struck dumb with her eloquence,
and gaped with wonder at his wife's learn
ing. " You might," said he, " bore a
bolo through the afrth, chuck in a mill
stone, and she'll tell you to a ehavin' how
long tho stone will bo goia' clean thro'.
I used for to think that it was air that I
sucked in every time that I expirtd;
howsoniedever she telled me me that she
knowed better she telled me that I had
been sucking two kinks of gin ox giu
and high gin ! My stare I I'm a temper
ance man, and yet have been driokiDg ox
gin and high gin all my lift V