ljc tmcsf Kcu) Bloomftclir, Pa. 1 Piiil.doljUii Advertisements. BOOK3LLiif?3 & S TATlOtf 23. SOiViill, IJAIiMW & POTfS, And Dealer.! in a u it t a i y AM) WALL-PAPER Mix. id.it',wi iiii.l .dmor Streets, l'lLLMJi.Li'iilA, 1'A. tS. l'ii'ii ilu'i'i dI ri.4a.b1V Nov Riudcr.4, and liro,)( Ai ,t..i u,.,; . a.h), ...).,o;l'.i ,i,.ao(y oi li)e Uinlou oi.i.o.,, re.L-.iu .-t iuk.uij .u.i E2 iii .ii. . j kj v ii ; i Always o:i u.i.i.l, a.i.l in.t.io tj Order. 31t Iii.il.Ll Jl (jw BLAS.C .iJJ.C MAS Ut'A'JI'ijili-:.iJ, An I D.i.e.s ill WINDOvV OJ.i initio ANi T T v T- 3 A I" S) -) Ji. 40 J, iiiarkot Street, 31 I'M 1 LA DELPiHA, PA. Vi'.ijlos.iio Dealers In Paper, JLils, Nos. oJ, 3J, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, l'A. V Taper any Sizo, Weight, Color and Quality, maue to orue,, at sauit noucc. ituy-ii mills FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, JL UilU is 1 nlaci je.ii inico. liu; uio.iey Tul he ruuiiLiv.M to moe o.iyin n, I u, uuoi liut piove cm, io, j .i.a.a.acuiy. i'or na.o oy i'. .au, oilier, Now Ulooniiield. MlL.Lh.ii lsLDEli, bolo Ayi'lRS, 41 Market Street, 1"031 Philadelphia. Ilauk'tii'j and Mocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH TTIIUD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALERS IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-2,i Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOB NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Kotcs Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. tiTCOLECTIONS made j STOCKS bouirht nd sold on Commission. l-iF SPECIAL business accommodations re ferred for LADIES. 3191 Glass and Quecnsware. A. L. Kaub j. e. FKEynmn. KAUIS & FIIYMIKE, Importers and Jobderb of O li i ii n , 3r lags AND QUEENSWARE, 901 and 303, Chorry St., betwoon Arch fc Race, PHILADELPHIA. ttr Constantly od Und, Original Assorted "fackage. 3, B ly 10 Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, (MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & r.IARKLEY, V h o 1 o s a 1 o Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of ovcrtli'ni pommeled with the nisiiic-i, or l!ie bvM ii'ualily, ami at very low prices. A good location for lmainess, with a ow rent an I lij'it expenses, enables us to offer In ducement to buyers, and makes it worth their while to (tive m a trial. Philadelphia, 3. Sir. Jolm ljucas & Co.. I Sole and K5 Till: ONLY MANUFACTUKEltS OK TUH IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SYISS GREEN, Also, Pure White ILoad and CoJcr MAFL'FA C THIERS, Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth Kt., Philadolphia. Wave Tiinc ! TV AINUIUIIT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tlio best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with hall the labor required when any other is used, and tlio saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and alter that you will use no oilier. mn. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New lilooinlield, l'a. 317 " Tho Esd Ilorss Powders" AUK T HE BUST POWDlCitS In the World for HORSES, CATTLE, noes, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are tho Cheapest, as well as the best I torso Powders ill use. Try them. For sale by .stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Mortimer, New liloomileld, l'a. Satf Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjIIIS Is what ovcrybody who has used It says of For Hheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief ami elleetu permanent cure in a short t .inc. 11 is also uio belt remedy in the World (or Cuts, Sprains, llnnses and Hut in, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who nave tried it, say no family should bo without it, lor it is worth its weight in gold. US- Try a bottle of It ! No cure,JJo Pay. 317 tJU For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, tic. LLOlfl), SUITLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. EST IS Y H Ootttig'e Organs, CIJ.REAT INDUCEMENTS olmred to Churches X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodeous lor sale on monthly instalments. K. M. KUUCIi, N o. IS North Seventh fit. , lMltf l'lllLADKLinilA. II KlSTlfC fijffvi I Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS BARCHOFT cSc c6T, Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimercs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, c., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, Norlh Side,) L;ii!ade3iiaia. 3&V CLOJ'i S. T. AUGE & CO., Philadelphia, Pa., ir.., x c.4tp John ShafTner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Then. Rumel SMAFFNEU, ZIEULER & CO., Successors to RIIAFFNElt, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in EEosicvy, (iioveM, ISiRSoni, ftispciidet-'s, T II R E A I) S , C O M B H , and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 3G, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. IP. EiOSSS.EB:, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Eurs, 5? traw - Goods 153 NORTH T1IIRDSTREET, 3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. I). J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JJIIADHUUY'S AND OTHER I lA'ON. laylor t Farley's and II P. Xc.cdham Sc Son's 0B3A1TS AND MBL0DE0N3. WM. O. I'WCUER, General Wliolesalo Apcnl, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Cm. 1 I'llILADKLl'UTA J3.YXSYLVAXTA ELASTIC SPONUE CO. No. 1111 CIIESTXUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much superior, being the ligutest softest and most oiastie material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. Itislndestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the siek is uueipialed.as if soiled it is easily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Person are requested to examine Vie Cushion Sjxnge at (k ojjlce of the company. Fab 8tf J -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET, Philadelphia Advertisements. GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. Wholesale Dealers iu l'ISH, OJieeo AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avcuno, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (Jcddes k t'o's Canned Fruits. 10411 f S. ES. TAYLOK, WITH WAINWItlGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Areh Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwoou. Isaac W. Ramck. ATW00D, IIAXCK & CO., ComiBiissioEa leireSiaiits, A0 Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt IT ISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 CliiG PHILADELPHIA, PA. WH01ESALE Janunry I, lf09. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. USBAVISlMi & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Ktreet, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, ISO!). TOBACCO SECARS SiC. Thomas Roish. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, Anil Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SECAB&C, No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA. PA. lMltf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. Glcim. Cunningham, Gleim & Cp., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Sogars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 13318 IIUMOEOUS ITEMS. tfsr Everybody- is uuxious to go to heaven jbut nobouy is in a hurry about i. IS?" A scntciico of forgiveness in fire letters, 1 x (j u. JK5?If you cat a ham in three dnyn, how long will it take you to eat aoouple of hauiuiers '( Au Illinois grave-digger- -who buried a niau named Duttoti, seut a bill to his widow us follows : "To make one Duuou-hole, W.5U." CO'" Drinkitig-glasscs wcro made for men, and looking-glasses lor women. Jiolii make tlie head unsteady, one with liijuur and the oilier with vanity. LCf" Dlood relations? Why, they arc near relatives, my son." "Then, mother," reiiiiod the boy, niter musing a while, ' you must be theblo idiest relative I've got." fey A poor man being ill, on being linked by a j.ciitieinau whether he had taketi any ruinedy, replied, " no, 1 aiu't taken any remedy, Oug i ve takou lots of physic." u A certain doctor used to cook into medicines all horts of routs aud herbs and then try them on bis wife. If they didn't kill her, he wad ready for his other patients. JCQ' " That bed is not long enough for mo," said a very tall, grulf old En glishman, upon being Ushered into his bedroom by an Irish waiter atone of our hotels. ' I'aitli, an' you'll hud it is plen ty long, sir, w hen you get into it." wa the reply; ' for then tiieie'll be two feet more added to it." Exit Pat, with a boot fetching up tho rear. JCSiy1" " Now, then, Joseph, parso court ing," baid a teacher of a rather slow boy. " Courting is 'iu, irregular active transitive verb, indicative mood, present tense, third person, and singular number, and to on," said the boy. Well, but what does it agree wiiti?" demanded tho teach er. " It agrees with all ihn tjlrls in. (own," Joseph exclaimed triumphantly. A gentleman was chiding bis sou for staying out late at night, and said : " hy, when 1 was of your age, my father would not allow me to go out of the house alter dark." " Then you had a deuce of a father, you had," sneered tho young profligate. The father vociferated, ' i had a con founded sight better ouc than you, you young rascal." CCy An Irishman entered a photograph gallery iu New Haven recently and wanted to get a picture of his wife. Not teeing such a personage present, tho man in at tendance asked where he bad left bis lady, to which he replied, " Shure, an' she's dead. Dutl'll give ycr her descrip tion and yer can just tako it from that. She was live feet four inches high, had black hair, full checks, was bow-legged and had a most excellent disposition." IQr- Extract from Josh Billings' Dia rec. Friday visited my washerwoman, and blowed her up for sewing ruffles and tucks onto the bottom ov my drawers. She was thunderstruck at fust, but ex plained the mystery by saying bhe had ' sent me a pair by mistake that belong to iMiss O ." I blushed like a biled lobster, and told her she couldn't be too kecrful about si eh things. I might Ley been ruined for life. EZyAn honest old darkey, whoDe ex pectations of getting a forty acre planta tion and a domcstio jackass, for voting the Radical ticket, were entirely sincere, now goes back on his friends in thin wise : " Dcm carpct-baggain' ecallawag fellerr, dey tell us dar war pervisious in the Con stitution for wo collad folks, but dat was a lie deni pervisions didn't come. 'Fore God, massa,I aiu't seen do fust mouthful." An honest farmer in tho State of Penn sylvania married a miss from a fashiona ble boarding-school for his second wife. Ho was struck dumb with her eloquence, and gaped with wonder at his wife's learn ing. " You might," said he, " bore a bolo through the afrth, chuck in a mill stone, and she'll tell you to a ehavin' how long tho stone will bo goia' clean thro'. I used for to think that it was air that I sucked in every time that I expirtd; howsoniedever she telled me me that she knowed better she telled me that I had been sucking two kinks of gin ox giu and high gin ! My stare I I'm a temper ance man, and yet have been driokiDg ox gin and high gin all my lift V