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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS Si. STATIONERS.
SOWER, I1AUNES & POTTS,
ISooItNeller & Wiuoner.
And Dealers lit
CUR T A I N
AND
wall-papers,
Nos. 5:ii) Market and K3 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tr. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, mi.l
Unions' Aril nineties. Aiso, Robert's History of
mo liiiicu ataLv.?, s wmuiiu maps, XC.
ZSJL.AXM: IBOOltM
Always on lnvnd, and made to Order. 3H
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookseller, and WiaJionei'.s,
HLAXK JIOUK MAXUFACTUllEliS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPEE5,
No. 40, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, I'A.
CHARLES 31 AG AUG E & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
VS. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. lulyii
iiOt'iiiiAar'M
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's,
and is sold at imieli less price. The money
wni be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satislae.tory.
VJl-l'oi- sine by F. Moriimer, New Uloomlleld.
MILLElt & ELDEll,
Sole Agents,
4JU Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Hankiyy and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,.
112 AND 1H SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DEALEUS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-20 Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Xotes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
tiT COLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought
and sgld oil Commission.
SPECIAL business accommodations re
eervud for LADIES. Bl'Jl
Glass and Queenstvare.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymhib.
It 11 i; & FltYHIHE,
IMI'ORTEUS AND JOUIIEIIH OF
China, O 1 ix
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
JET Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
fackasei. 3. y. ly io
riiil.adclphiti Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
AH I.L STOCK of evevtliins ronnected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
John Lucas & Co.
Sole and
THE ONL Y
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
While Lead ami Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SAVES LAISOf I !
Saves Time !
SAVES
w
AINRIGHT & CD'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tho best in use. With tills Soap
washing may be done witli half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
ft.D- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer.
New liloomiield, Pa. 317
" The Red Horse Powders"
T
lllli IH2ST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
Thev will not mil vniv vent but win I'nrn.ii..-,.., it
alic! are the Cheapest, as well as the, best Horse
1 owders in use. Try them. For sale by Storesand
'KK m-iieiaiiv, unu uy r. jnioktiiiku, .New
Hlooinllold, Pa. 3.S5tf
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjlllis is what everybody who has used It says of
XESMITIJ-S LLVIMEXT.
For Itliminiiitin Put
and elleeta permanent cure in a short time.
It is also tlie best remedy in the World for Cuts,
prompt relief from pain, but' heals without leaving
vvu nun iiayu incu H, say NO FAMILY
should bo without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
9- I ry a bottle of It! No cure, No Pay. 317
H- For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, Cc.
LLOYD, SITI'LEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 025 Market Street.
l'hiladelphia. "
E S T 13 Y S
Cottage Orgjins,
rjREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
i ,-miiiu.iy rtciiouin. wi wtua aim JMtilOUeoilH
lor saloon monthly Instalments.
r.. iii. iiiiuuk.
No. 1H North Seventh St.,
IWltf PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia A dvertisenicnts.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
BARCHOFT & CO.,
Importers nnd Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, "White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
John Shalfner, Jr. E. S. Zieglcr. Thco. Kuniel
SKAFFNER, ZIEGLEll & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNElt, ZIEOLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
S loves,
ISiUhoiss,
SusiSciiderN,
THREAT) S , COM 13 iS ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
A FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Boots, Allocs, Hats and Caps.
W. F. KOiai.EJl,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
t 1 Jl AV - Gr 00(18
153 NORTH THIRDSTREET,
'3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
D. J. Hoar.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JUADBURY'S AND OTHER
1 I A X O S .
laylor d- Fancy's and E. 1. 'Xucdham Sc Son's
OEGANS AND MELODEONS.
Wit. Q. FISCHER.
General Mliolesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 0m. PHILADELPHIA
JiEXXSVLVAXrA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. '
Itis cheaner than VRATiiKiiM m mm nn,l mnoi.
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known r
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
tii CAR, AND CHAIR CUSUIONS.
It Is illdesl I'lletuhlu fri f mi lnut. ititcr.w.tlv ilo.t,
and for the sick is uuequaled.as if soiled It is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACE
And is entirely free from Moth
"V )'! Jl . n lt reI. 1 0 ut ml tn a n I n il.m . .. J . ' ..
Sponge at Vie office of the company,
Feb 8tf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET
I S. T. AUGE & CO., J
V Philadelphia, Pa., J
Philadelphia Advertisements.
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. 1. KXlCiUT & KHO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
It I S I I ,
AND
l3ioviion,
114 South Duluwaro Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayents for
Collins, Geddes & CVs Canned Fruits.
1041t
S. 15. TAYLOIl,
wiTir
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Coiner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood. . Isaac W. Ranck.
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission MerehantN,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
XT I S I I ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 GinO PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE
" UnUUiHi3
January 1, 1SG9.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
ii EA YJBSIIiffi & ! .,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1SG9.
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
Thomas Ronn. A. J. McConkey.
PtOBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merehants,
Anil Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGAfiS, &C.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Retween Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
1041U
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
ABOVE FOUHTII,
PHILADELPHIA.
83310
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
&sy The latest parlor game Sitting
up. It takes two to play it.
JOSiT Without the dear ladies, we should
be but a Jiffy-nation.
fifeg- One of the commonest proofs we
have that man is made of clay, is the
brick so often found in' his hat !
fifa!fI am going to draw this beau into
a knot, us the lady said at the hymenial
altar.
fiST- " What is the chief end of man ?"
asked a Sunday-school teacher. " Tho
end what's got tho head on," replied a
young un.
BQr"IIow long can a fool live?"
asked a lawyer of a witness. " I don't
know," replied tho witness j" how long
have you lived ?"
ftcir" A young fop about to start for
New Orleans, proposed to purchase a
life-preserver.
Oh, you'll not want it," suggested the
clerk, " bags of wind won't siuk."
JCSF " James. I fear you arc forgetting
me," said a bright-eyed girl to her sweet
heart the other day. " Yes, Sue, 1 have
been for getting you these two years,"
and now want your answer.
Said an ambitious youth one day
to a young lady, "Don't you think I'd
better dye my mustache V caressing the
infant prodigy. "I think if you will let
it alone it will die itself," said the lady.
Jk&" " Look here, boy," said a nervous
old gentleman to an urchin, who was
muehiiig sugar-candy at a lecture, " you
are annoying me very much.' " No I
aiu't. I'm a-gnawiug this sugar-candy."
Josh Billings on preaching I al
ways advise short sermous, especially on
a hot Sunday. If a minister kant strike
ile in 40 minutes, he has either got a
poor gimlet, or else he is boring iu the
wrong place.'
BQ? At a recent meeting of a London
vestry a member proposed that " no ve
hide or any other amimal should be al
lowed to remain or stand upon any part
of tho commons.
BST"John Eandolph once on a race
course was solicited to bet by a stranger
who said : Smith here will hold tho
stakes.' 'Just so,' replied the descen
dant of Pocahontas but who'll hold
Smith ?"
figy " Husband I hope you hare no
objections to my getting weighed ?" " Cer
taiuly not, my dear; but why do you
ask mo that question '(" " Only to see
my love if you would allow me to have
my welijh once."
RSf A littte boy, some six years old,
was using his slate and pencil on Sun
day, when his lather, who was a minis
ter, entered, and said : ' My son, 1 pre
fer that you should not use your slate on
the Lord's day." ' I am drawing meeting
houses, father,' was the prompt reply.
fiST" A housemaid who was to call a
gentleman to dinner found him engaged
in using a tooth brush. " Well, is he
coming '("' said tho lady of the house,
as tho servant returned. " Yes, ma'am
directly," was the reply. " lie's jist
sharpening his teeth.
" Do you mean to challenge the
jury '(" whispered a lawyer to his Irish
client. " Yis," be jabers," was tho
answer, " if they don't acquit nie, I mean
to challenge overy spalpeen of 'em : I
want ye to give 'em all a hint of it, too,"
BST" Eligible young bachelor making
call "Well, Master Fred, you don't
know who I am."
Too candid young hopeful " Oh,
but I do thoUL'h ! You'ra t.lin olmn tW.
ma says would make such a good catch
t . t
ror wary.
J55T Two well-d resscd shoemakers hftimr
in tho company of some gentlemen, wero
asked their profession. Says one of
them :
" I practice tho heel-a art."
And I," gays the other, " labor for
the good of men's soles!"
J8Q51 Not long ago a woman entered
the probate office with four little " hope
fuls," and with a countenance that
would do justice to hard days, commenced
her truly affecting appeal : " l'laso your
honor, my husband died detested, and
left four little infidel children and ap
pointed me executioner, and I pray your
honor will allow me tp execute