The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, April 19, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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    ftltc tmc0, New Bloomftclu fla.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
SOWER, RARXES & POTTS,
ISooksclIers fc Stationers,
And Dealers lit
C URTAI N
AND
Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ttS- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooits' Ariunnetics. aiso, Kooert's History of
lao United atatcs, ielton's uullinu .dans,
i:i-A:ui ooks
Always on liand, and made to Order. 31t
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookscllcrg and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MAN UFA CTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
wall, iaii:k,
No. 430, Market Street,
11 1'IIILADELVMA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Paper, Asx-i, &;c,
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tS- Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, ;u snort nulice. luly-il
LOCiUIAJi'S
Wi'itinsy Acinic! !
THIS FLUID is warranted liQUAL to Aknoli's,
und is sold at lauoa less price, 'i'ne money
viiil be reluiuled ut iiione uiiynit; it, if it does not
prove eulneiy s.il.siautory.
H-ior saie by a', iuoinmer, New Blooinlleld.
MILLER m ELDER,
Solo Agents,
4au Market Street,
13031 Philadelphia.
Hanking and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooko & Co.,
113 AND 1H SOUTII THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DEALERS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-203 Wauled
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Notes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
J2T COLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought
and sold on Commission.
VST SPECIAL business accommodations re
served for LADIES. 3191
Glaus and Queensware.
X. L. Kaub j. e. Fkbtmiub.
KAU1S & FItYMIKE,
Importers ads Jobbers or
China, G 1 a s s
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
Ml and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
KTConsUutly oo hnd, Original Assorted
Vckes. 8. . Ij 10
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALE11S IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthinR connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
TUB ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MAN UFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SAVES LAKOIt !
Saves Time !
SAVES 3IOXEY!
-yyAINRIOHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tlio best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
3- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomllcld, Pa. 317
" Ths Rod Horse Powders"
ARE
T
HE BEST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. fry them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, aud by F. Mortimer, New
Hloonilleld, Pa. aaitf
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjlHIS is what everybody who has used it says of
tfESMITItt'S LUVmiSXT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
and clleeta permanent cure in a short t ine.
It Is also tne beit remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains. Bruise and liurns, aud not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All wlio have tried it, say no family
should be without it, lor it is worth its weight in
gold.
t e. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
tta. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, tc.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
ESTEY'S
Oottxig'o Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
aud Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
lor sale on monthly Instalments.
& M. BHUCK,
No. Is North Seventh St.,
W41K PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia A dvertiscments.
DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DltY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, kc,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
John Shaflner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Rumcl
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
5 loves,
ISibbons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3G, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and (Japs.
- L anuw.
W. F. KOIILEU,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
1 1 Sli W - jr O O Cl S
153 NORTH THIRDSTREET,
3 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. aud C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBURY'S AND OTHER
1 I A X O S .
laylor Farley's und E. P. Needham Jc Son's
OBflANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agenl,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. PHILADELPHIA
JENN3YLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONCE,
A Substitute for Curletl Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than kbAtmeiis or hair, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and mo it elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itlslndestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uuetmalcd, as if soiled it iseasily
cleaned.
. IT DOES NOT PACE
And is entirely free from Moth
Persona art requested to examlm the Cushion
Sponge at the oJUlce of the company,
Fb8tfJ No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET
j S. T. AUGE k CO., i J
V Philadelphia, Pa., J
Philadelphia Advertisements.
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. 1 KXlttMT & K ISO'S,
Wholesalo Dealers iu
FISH,
Clieoso
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueddcs & Co's Canned Frnits.
104UI
S. 15. TAYJLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwoou. Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
340 6mG PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE '
GROCERS
Jnnimrv 1. 1SG9.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
OKAYKII,L CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18G9. v
TOBACCO SECARS ScC.
TriOMAB Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesalo Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SECARS, SC.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tt
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. Glclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WlIOLBSALB DliALBRS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
AH0V FOURTH,
PHILADELPHIA.
32310
HUMOROUS IT EMS.
Br A Portland club has tho following
ouestion pronosed for rliseu.ssion ! "Can
a big man ache harder than a little man '("
BST If you want a policeman it's ten
to one you won't find him j but if you
don't want hiin, it's a hundred to one
he will find youl
The man who put together seven
joints of stove pipe without swearing
turns out to bo a graduate of a deaf aud
dumb asylum. - -
" Don't trouble yourself to stretch
your mouth any wider," said a dentist to
his patient; "1 intend to stand outside
to draw your tooth."
Last week a man fell a little in
his own estimation, but soon recovered.
This circumstanco should caution others
against entertaiuing very high opinions
of themselves.
In a public office in a Western
city the following notice may bo seen :
" Lost A valuable new silk umbrella,
belonging to a gentleman with a curiously
carved head."
J5 An Irishman, confined in a Wis
consin jail, on being asked what trade ho
would choose when at the penitentiary at
Waupun, replied: " Shoeinaking is a
purty good thrade, but if they allow me
to tako me choice, I'll be a sailor 1"
J5" " Humble as I am," said a bully
ing spouter to a mass meeting of tho un
terriiied, " I still remember that I am a
fraction, of this magnificent republic."
" You arc indeed," said a bystander,
"and a vulgar one into the bargain."
An Irishman having jumped into
tho water to save a man from drowning,
upon receiving a six-penco from the per
son as a reward for his service, looked
first at the sixpence then at him, and at
last exclaimed, " Be jabers, I am over
paid lor the job 1
t&" A little boy in Hudson, N. Y., on
returning home from church, was asked
by his mother to give the text. After
a thoughtful pause, the little fellow re
plied, " It was something about a hawk
between two pigeons." Tho text was,
"Why halt ye between two opinions?"
HQ" The first line of a hymn given out
at a prayer meeting so excited tho curi
osity of a little girl that on returning
home she asked for an explanation ; tho
line us she heard it was :
"Miko Rimes a bird and long havo been,
A patient ingenuity and an old hymn
book solved tho mystery. The origiual
of the above translation was:
"My crimes a burden long have been."
Miss Wilkins was a beautiful
blonde, and she wanted to go to Brighton
so she told her mother to look for
something particular for her dear papa.
" Aud what is it, pray," asked her
mother, " that you wish so much to find
for our dear papa ?" '
" A son-in-law," was the gentle reply
of the blushing maiden.
BSF" A lady occupying a room, letter
B, at a hotel iu New York, wrote on the
slate as follows : " Wake letter B at 7 ;
und if letter B says ' Let her be don't
let her be, nor let letter B bo, beoauso if
you let letter B be, letter B will bo unable
to let her house to Mr. B-
who ia
to call at half-past 10." Tho porter, a
much butter bootblack than orthograph
ist, after studying the above all night,
did not know whether to wako letter B or
to " let her be."
JOSyA negro preacher in Louisiana re
cently got oil' the following for tho benefit
of his hearers : " You think do Lord
ain't bout heah all de time 1 If you dux
you is mistaken. One time lie met de
debble walkiu' round like a rorin' lion
and de Lord say : I guino to put you into
de pit for a thousand years j an' I got a
great mind to put you in dar for two
thousand years; after dat, if I cotch you
roun' again I'll put you in dar forebcr,
if I's got tc do it at do pin vb d bato
int." IBS? It was a long while ago that a
New Hampshire judge, in charging a
jury, said : The couuscl for the State
and for the prisoner have talked of law as
was right, but, gentlemen, you aud I
have something else to consider it is not
law we want, but justice."
BST " Wouldn't you like to b a woman,
when you grow up, Tommy ?"
" iNo !" ' . . .. .. ,-. ' iV. f .
"Why not?" '
" Bccauso women can't turn tammer.
sets."