ftltc tmc0, New Bloomftclu fla. Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. SOWER, RARXES & POTTS, ISooksclIers fc Stationers, And Dealers lit C URTAI N AND Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ttS- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooits' Ariunnetics. aiso, Kooert's History of lao United atatcs, ielton's uullinu .dans, i:i-A:ui ooks Always on liand, and made to Order. 31t MILLER & ELDER, ISookscllcrg and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MAN UFA CTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND wall, iaii:k, No. 430, Market Street, 11 1'IIILADELVMA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Paper, Asx-i, &;c, Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. tS- Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, ;u snort nulice. luly-il LOCiUIAJi'S Wi'itinsy Acinic! ! THIS FLUID is warranted liQUAL to Aknoli's, und is sold at lauoa less price, 'i'ne money viiil be reluiuled ut iiione uiiynit; it, if it does not prove eulneiy s.il.siautory. H-ior saie by a', iuoinmer, New Blooinlleld. MILLER m ELDER, Solo Agents, 4au Market Street, 13031 Philadelphia. Hanking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 1H SOUTII THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALERS IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-203 Wauled IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. J2T COLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought and sold on Commission. VST SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. 3191 Glaus and Queensware. X. L. Kaub j. e. Fkbtmiub. KAU1S & FItYMIKE, Importers ads Jobbers or China, G 1 a s s AND QUEENSWA11E, Ml and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. KTConsUutly oo hnd, Original Assorted Vckes. 8. . Ij 10 Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALE11S IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthinR connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. John Lucas & Co., Sole and TUB ONLY MANUFACTURERS OP THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MAN UFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SAVES LAKOIt ! Saves Time ! SAVES 3IOXEY! -yyAINRIOHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tlio best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. 3- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Bloomllcld, Pa. 317 " Ths Rod Horse Powders" ARE T HE BEST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse Powders in use. fry them. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, aud by F. Mortimer, New Hloonilleld, Pa. aaitf Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjlHIS is what everybody who has used it says of tfESMITItt'S LUVmiSXT. For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief and clleeta permanent cure in a short t ine. It Is also tne beit remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains. Bruise and liurns, aud not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All wlio have tried it, say no family should be without it, lor it is worth its weight in gold. t e. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 tta. For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, tc. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. ESTEY'S Oottxig'o Organs, GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches aud Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons lor sale on monthly Instalments. & M. BHUCK, No. Is North Seventh St., W41K PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia A dvertiscments. DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DltY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, kc, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. John Shaflner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Rumcl SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, 5 loves, ISibbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 3G, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and (Japs. - L anuw. W. F. KOIILEU, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, 1 1 Sli W - jr O O Cl S 153 NORTH THIRDSTREET, 3 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. aud C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JRADBURY'S AND OTHER 1 I A X O S . laylor Farley's und E. P. Needham Jc Son's OBflANS AND MELODEONS. WM. O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agenl, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Cm. PHILADELPHIA JENN3YLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONCE, A Substitute for Curletl Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than kbAtmeiis or hair, and much superior, being the lightest softest and mo it elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. Itlslndestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uuetmalcd, as if soiled it iseasily cleaned. . IT DOES NOT PACE And is entirely free from Moth Persona art requested to examlm the Cushion Sponge at the oJUlce of the company, Fb8tfJ No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET j S. T. AUGE k CO., i J V Philadelphia, Pa., J Philadelphia Advertisements. CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. C. 1 KXlttMT & K ISO'S, Wholesalo Dealers iu FISH, Clieoso AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avenue, Below Chestnnt St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Ueddcs & Co's Canned Frnits. 104UI S. 15. TAYJLOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwoou. Isaac W. Ranch. ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 340 6mG PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE ' GROCERS Jnnimrv 1. 1SG9. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. OKAYKII,L CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18G9. v TOBACCO SECARS ScC. TriOMAB Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesalo Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SECARS, SC. No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tt A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. Glclm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WlIOLBSALB DliALBRS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, AH0V FOURTH, PHILADELPHIA. 32310 HUMOROUS IT EMS. Br A Portland club has tho following ouestion pronosed for rliseu.ssion ! "Can a big man ache harder than a little man '(" BST If you want a policeman it's ten to one you won't find him j but if you don't want hiin, it's a hundred to one he will find youl The man who put together seven joints of stove pipe without swearing turns out to bo a graduate of a deaf aud dumb asylum. - - " Don't trouble yourself to stretch your mouth any wider," said a dentist to his patient; "1 intend to stand outside to draw your tooth." Last week a man fell a little in his own estimation, but soon recovered. This circumstanco should caution others against entertaiuing very high opinions of themselves. In a public office in a Western city the following notice may bo seen : " Lost A valuable new silk umbrella, belonging to a gentleman with a curiously carved head." J5 An Irishman, confined in a Wis consin jail, on being asked what trade ho would choose when at the penitentiary at Waupun, replied: " Shoeinaking is a purty good thrade, but if they allow me to tako me choice, I'll be a sailor 1" J5" " Humble as I am," said a bully ing spouter to a mass meeting of tho un terriiied, " I still remember that I am a fraction, of this magnificent republic." " You arc indeed," said a bystander, "and a vulgar one into the bargain." An Irishman having jumped into tho water to save a man from drowning, upon receiving a six-penco from the per son as a reward for his service, looked first at the sixpence then at him, and at last exclaimed, " Be jabers, I am over paid lor the job 1 t&" A little boy in Hudson, N. Y., on returning home from church, was asked by his mother to give the text. After a thoughtful pause, the little fellow re plied, " It was something about a hawk between two pigeons." Tho text was, "Why halt ye between two opinions?" HQ" The first line of a hymn given out at a prayer meeting so excited tho curi osity of a little girl that on returning home she asked for an explanation ; tho line us she heard it was : "Miko Rimes a bird and long havo been, A patient ingenuity and an old hymn book solved tho mystery. The origiual of the above translation was: "My crimes a burden long have been." Miss Wilkins was a beautiful blonde, and she wanted to go to Brighton so she told her mother to look for something particular for her dear papa. " Aud what is it, pray," asked her mother, " that you wish so much to find for our dear papa ?" ' " A son-in-law," was the gentle reply of the blushing maiden. BSF" A lady occupying a room, letter B, at a hotel iu New York, wrote on the slate as follows : " Wake letter B at 7 ; und if letter B says ' Let her be don't let her be, nor let letter B bo, beoauso if you let letter B be, letter B will bo unable to let her house to Mr. B- who ia to call at half-past 10." Tho porter, a much butter bootblack than orthograph ist, after studying the above all night, did not know whether to wako letter B or to " let her be." JOSyA negro preacher in Louisiana re cently got oil' the following for tho benefit of his hearers : " You think do Lord ain't bout heah all de time 1 If you dux you is mistaken. One time lie met de debble walkiu' round like a rorin' lion and de Lord say : I guino to put you into de pit for a thousand years j an' I got a great mind to put you in dar for two thousand years; after dat, if I cotch you roun' again I'll put you in dar forebcr, if I's got tc do it at do pin vb d bato int." IBS? It was a long while ago that a New Hampshire judge, in charging a jury, said : The couuscl for the State and for the prisoner have talked of law as was right, but, gentlemen, you aud I have something else to consider it is not law we want, but justice." BST " Wouldn't you like to b a woman, when you grow up, Tommy ?" " iNo !" ' . . .. .. ,-. ' iV. f . "Why not?" ' " Bccauso women can't turn tammer. sets."