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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
XSooltsellcrs & .Stationers,
And Doalers m
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tn Publishers ot Sanders' New Readers, and
Broods' Ant nineties. Also, Rouert's ilr.Uoi y of
Uio United ouues, l-elton's Outline Maps, ice.
Always on hand, and mado to Order. 31t
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookseliers and stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUEACTUltEUU,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAfc.IL. PAPEII,
No. 430, Market Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
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CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesalo Dealers In
I'apcr,
N03. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
S. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
mado lo uidei', ai snoi D notice, luly-ii
lociuias's
Writing- Xluld. !
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Ahnold's,
uud is sold at muu.i ,e.n puce, luo money
al be teuuidiM to Hum; buying il, if U does uol
prove eiunoiy Jui.siaoiuiy.
A-l'oi'd.o Liy a. ami uuier, New Bloomlield,
MILLEU Hi ELDEii,
bole Agents,
iW ularket Street,
J3031 Philadelphia.
Hanking and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,
ua and m soura THIRD street,
Philadelphia,
DEALEIIS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-SOs Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Notes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
t-COLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought
and sold on Commission.
I3ST SPECIAL business accommodations re
erred for LADIES. 8191
. Glass and Queensware.
X. L. Kauu
J. E. FltSIMIRB.
KAUIS & F1&YMIIIE,
IlirOHTEItS AND JOIlBEItB OF
China, G- lass
AND
QUEENSWARE,
: Ml and 803, Cuorry St., betweon Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ITT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
feckases. 13. 8. 1 J 10
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEAI.EH8 IK
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of overthlns connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
.Tnhn T.nnn.s & Co..
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OIP TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SVISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SAVES L AISO It I
Saves Time !
SAVES MOEY!
-yy-AINRIGIIT & CO'3
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif.
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
M For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlield, Pa. 317
"The Esd Ilorso Powders"
Alt IS
fJJIIE BEST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, lint will Cure diseases,
and are tho Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Moiitimuk, New
uiuuiuuuiu, x a. oooii
Worth its Weight in Gold!
fJIHIS is
what everybody who has used It says of
NESmTirS LIXIJIEXT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will give instant relief
and clleet a permanent cure in a short tune.
Jt is also tne boit remedy In the World for Cuts,
Sprains, limine and Dunn, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth IU weight in
gold.
. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, Ce.
LLOFD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
ESTEY'N
Ootttig"o Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS olTered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeous
for sale on monthly Instalments.
iL U. BUUCK,
Mo. 18 North Seventh St.,
104111 PHILADELPHIA.
u ll
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
BARGRGFT & CO.,
Importers nml Jobbers
Of Staplo and Fancy
DltY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimercs,
Blankets,
Lincri9, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
John Shaffncr, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Thco. Rumel
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Huccessors to
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
Gloves,
Itihhons,
Suspenders,
TUBE ADS, GO MLS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and CVis.
W. F. KOIILEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
!S t i- ;i av - G- ooils
153 NORTH TIIIRDSTREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBURVS AND OTHER
PIANOS.
laylor & Farley's and 12. P. Needham ! Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEOUS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wliolesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 0m. PHILADELPHIA
JiE.VXSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO,
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA
ELASTIC SPONCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTEltY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or haik. and much
suiKirlor, being the lightest softest and most elastic
minimal Known
FOR MATTRESSES. TILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR. AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestructable.f ree from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uuequalcd.as if soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACE
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are requested to examine the Cushion
Sponge ut the ojjlce oj tlie company,
l'jbilfj No. 1111 CtliiifN jr STRB3T
. T. AUGE CO., J
Philadelphia, Pa.,
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. 1. KXIUUT & HUO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
BIS II ,
Chcco
AND
Ii'ovisions,
114 South Delaware Avennc,
Below Clicstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ucddcs & Co's Canned Frnits.
1041tf
S. IS. TAYLOli,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
Korth East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa'
TV. A. Atwooo. Isaac w. Ranck,
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, abovo Race Street,
3 40 OinO PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January 1, 18G9.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
011AY1SIL.L. fe CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18G9.
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
Thomas Eobb. A. J. McConkey,
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS.&C.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Levari. J. 8. Glclra
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c.
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
ABOVE FOURTH,
PHILADELPHIA.
S2310
JO?" A western girl say3 si: likes to
make bread because it cleans her hands so
beautifully.
a35- Why is a young man who never
ays a waijcr quite us bad as one who
does ? Uecause he's no better.
ZtSay " Hurry, niannna," said a littlo
nnoccnt with his finger cut; " hurry, it's
caking."
fl" If men's faults wcro written on
their foreheads, broad-brimmed hat
would be fashionable.
flSaS" A crusty old bachelor savs that
Adam's wife was called Eve becauso
when she appeared man's day of happi
ness was urawtog 10 a close.
A German, being required to cive '
a receipt in full, after much mental ef
fort produced tho tollowing : " I isb, full
wauts no more monish.
JST" " ly their fruits ye Bhall know
them," as the farmer exclaimed wheu ho
traced half his golden pippins to tho
pockets of a truant schoolboy.
JUay There is a "fast" young man in
this town,who, it is Baid,heats his shaviug
water every morning by tho firo of his
own genius.
jrjgy ' I've risen from tho bar to tho
bench." That's what a lawyer said on
luittiug the profession and taking up
tihoemakinrr.
IQF A handsome girl in Utica wenfc
crazy the other day becauso her parcuta
wouldn't let her marry a fellow seven
i'ect hidi uud red headed.
H- " Cuffee, is that the second bell V
" No, uiassa, dat's do second rinyin": oh
defuKS bell. We habn'tgotno Becondbell
in dis hotel."
05?" I am, indeed, very much afraid
of lightning," murmured a pretty young
in, Uunug a storm. " And well you
"my be," sighed the despairiug lover, " for
your heart is made of steel."
JEST " Vat vedder vill it bo to-day ?"
asked a German of his neighbor. 4 Veil
1 uuu t know ; vot you tiukr 44 1 link it
will bo vedder as you tiuk." 14 Veil,
den I tiuk so too."
At a Sunday school meeting out
West, a young lawyer made a motion that
they 44 choose a committee-oi ladies uud
gentlemen to raise children fur tho Sab
bath school."
863" An auctioneer exclaimed : 44 Why
really, ladies and gentlemen, I uui giving
these things away 1" 44 Are you?" said
an old lady present; ' well, l'l thank you
tor that silver pitcher you have lu your
hand."
The individual who tried to clear
his conscience with an egg, is now en
deavoring to raise his spirit with yeast.
If he fails in this, it is his deliberate
intention to blow out his brains with a
bellows, aud sink calmly into tho arms
of a Young and handsome lady.
JKaf" Saxe gives the following advico to
the rising generation :
In going to parties just mind what you
are ut,
Beware of your head and take care of your
hat,
Lest you find that a favorite son of your
mother
Has an ache iu tho ono and a brick in the
other,
C An old toper bet that ho could
when blindfolded, tell each of several
kinds of liquors. When brandy, whiskey,
gin, and other drinks wore presented to
him, ho pronounced correctly what they
were. At length a glass ol pure water
was given to him ; he tasted it, paused,
tasted again, considered, and shook his
head. At last said ho 44 gontleuicn, I
givo it up." It tasted good but it is a
kind of liquor I am not used to.
JUST" Wo hoard a good story on a oer
taiu slow railroad the other day. On
this road tho train was frequently de
layed by cattle upon the track. This
had happened several times, but finally
the locomotivo eutercd upon clear sailing
and for ten or fifteen miles the train rat
tled along at a lively jog. All of a sud
den, however, the engine began a livoly
blowing, showing that trouble had come
again. At this, one individual, who had
been watehing the trees fly past the
windows, and had just persuaded himself
into the belief that he was riding into
glory at tho rate of a league at a breath
jumped up with surprise and the ejacu
lation : " Well, I'll be hanged if we h tvn't
caught up with thotto bUrttod oattfo.
again 1"