The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, March 22, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
80WEU, RARXES & POTTS,
ISooltNeller & .Stationers,
Ami Dealers ill
CURTAIN
AND
wall-papers,
Nos. 53!) Market ami 523 Elinor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of .Sanders' New Headers, and
lii-,i,i,is' Ai'illimuiies. Also, Robert's History oi
tno United stales, i'dtou's iiuiiine Maps, &c.
BLANK BOOBCN
Always on hand, and mailu to Order. 31t
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookscUeii' and MiUtliocii'i's,
11LAXK JiOOK MAXVfAVTVltElUS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL IMPS-!:,
No. 430, Market Street,
1 I'll 1 LA DELl'lllA , PA.
CHARLES XAUAIltiE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
3L. Paper any Size. Weight, Color and Quality,
made lo order, ul snoil notice. loly-ii
LttOOIAX'.S
THIS FLUID is warranted EtUAL to Aknoi.o's,
and is sold at iinien less puce. 1'lie money
mii be lelunded lo llio-e liuyinj. ii, jf jt does not
pr.ne entirely satisfactory.
JJ-l'or s.we by F. lUorumer, New ISloomlield.
MILLER Si EL1EU,
Sole Agents,
13U .Market Street,
23031 riiiladel.hia.
Hanking and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DEAI.KIIS IX ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-20.S Wanted
IX EXCJIAXGE FOP. NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Aotos Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
ECOLECTIOXS made i STOCKS bought
and sold on CominUblou.
l" SPECIAL bubiucss nceoniiiiodationa re
served for LADIES. yiUl
Glass and tjueensicare.
A. L. Kaub j. e. r11EyMUtE,
K All 16 fc FJIYJIIItE,
iMl'OllTEHS AND JoilllEltS OF
C h i n a , 33-1 si
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
301 und 303, Cherry St., between Arch !fc Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
Philadelphia Advertisements,
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
"Wholesale Druggists,
AM) DKAI.EHS IX
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of pverthlns connrtPted with
the business, of the best quality, ami at very
low prices. A good loeatlon for business, with a
'ow rent and liglit expenses, enables ns lo offer in-
dneeinents to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. Stt.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THK OXL, Y
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
While Lead and Color
MAyCFACrUHERS,
Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SATES LAISOJB !
Waves Time !
SAVES
AIMIKiUT & CD'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will lie found the best In use. Willi this Soap
washing may be done Willi half the labor reiuiired
when any other is used, ami the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
oilier.
. For sail! by all Oroeers, and by F. Mortimer,
New llloomllcld. Pa. 317
" The Rod Ilorso Powders"
rpilK REST POWDERS in tlio World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
ami are the Cheapest, a well as the best Horse
1 owders in use. Try them. ForsalebvStoresaud
iriiL'gists generally aiut by F. Mour'i.uuii, New
itloonilield, Pa. 33.lf
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjllIIS is what everybody who has used it says of
XESMSTJI'S LI2VIMEIVT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
ami elloel a permanent cure in a short time.
Jt is also the best remedy in t lie World forOuts,
Sprains, Itruiscs and Iliirns, ami not onlv giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All who nave tried it, say no famii.v
imoiHd be without it, for it is worth Its weight in
gold.
It?. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pav. 317
ttii. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, ,Vc.
LLOl'D, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 023 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
E S T E Y S
Cottsigfo Orgnnw,
fUKAT INDUCEMHNTS olfcred to Churches
VJ and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
lor sale on monthly Instalments.
E. M. MtUCIC,
,... No. W orth Seventh St..
NX!" riULAUULl'MA.
Wm
i Philadelphia Advertisements.
I DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
BARGROFT & CO.,
Importers nnd Jobbers
Of Staple nnd Fancy
DIIY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, "White Goods, Hosiery, &.c,
Nos. to", and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
ST1 :
S. i. AUGE & CO.,
Philadelphia, Pa.,
4J Market
John Sliallncr, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Then. Riiinel
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFN ER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
ISosiery,
iilovew,
ISifhons,
SeispcndenK,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
oo, ortn l'ourth Slreet,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F. liOMLElt,
JOBBER IX
Hats, Caps, Furs,
A N D
Str sx aa' - o cl
153 NORTH THIRDSTREET,
3 01yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
I). J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADISFRY'S AND OTHER
I I A X S .
Wl'lor A mrlcifs owl E. P. Xecdham it Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
wm a. FisciiEi;,
General R7iotam,'e A'enl,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 4- 1'HILA DELPHI A
JEXXSrL'AXrA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than HKATiinKs or n un, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itlsindestriietable.frce from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uiieiiialed, as if soiled It iseasllv
cleaned. J
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person are requested to examine the Cushion
Sjionga at the office qf the commm,
Fb 8tf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. JL KXIUIIT & ISBtO'S,
Wholesale Peltiers in
IIS II ,
Cliooso
AND
lrovisions,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
'II 1 LA DEL 1 '11 1. 1 , PA.
Agents lor
Collins, (kddes & (Jo's Cunnetl Fruits.
lontf
S. 15. TAYLUK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Va
Vf. A. Atwooi). Isaac W. Basck.
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Comsnivisloii Slerehantw,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
IP I 8 II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Raee Street,
3 40 01110 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WH0LESALUS;-
January 1, 1S09.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
HSItAYKILL & CJ.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and IV ilium- Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1800.
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
Thomas Roim. A. J. McConkey.
IiOBB & lilcCONKEY,
Commission Merehaiils,
Ami Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MAN I! FACT U RED
TOBACCOS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Ret ween Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
10411 f
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars.' J. S.Glelin.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WiiOLissAXB Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET. STREET,',
AMOVE FOUHTII, ;
PHILAIELPIIIA. J ;l
mil,
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
EfifA li-ht employ niciit cleaning
windows.
JE'-i'-A thorough washerwoman Sal
Soda.
Ife)"-Tito largest auts in the world are
called eleph-ants.
Mf A dead reckoning Calculating
one's funeral expenses.
2r A charity scholar under exainin
ation in the Psalms being asked. " What
is the pestilence that walketh in dark
ness?" replied, ' l'lcaso sir, bed bugs."
HsuY" During an examination, a medical
student being asked the question, ' when
docs mortilication ensue V replied,
" When you pop the question, uud are
answered no."
JS--Why is the letter 11 very unfortu
nate!' Jecausc;it is always in trouble,
wretchedness, and misery, and is the be
ginning of riot and ruin", and is never
found in peace, oinnoceuee.
JKur" Well, Susie, how do you like
your school?" "Oh. ever so much,
papa." " That's right Susie. And now
tell me what you have learned to-day.'
Well, papa' I've learned the names of ail
the little boys."
JCar ' No man can do any thing against
bis will,' said a metaphysician to an Irish
man. 4 Ho jabers !' said Pat, ' I had a brother
that witit to jail, an', faith, I know it
was greatly against his own will.'
Saf A young lady in Ellington, N. Y.f
concluded a love-letter as follows ;
I shall write to you agin jo
(Jiuiimings told mo an ori'ul story about
Suke tyler but 1 don't pay no atten
Shun at all to this sicknirt tail
Yourn till deth part both on us.
ftSF The following order, was recently
received by a Chicago undertaker : " Surs :
My wife is ded and wants to be hurried
to-morro. Atwuncr klock U knose wair
to dig the hoal bi the side of my toe
uther wires Let it be deep."
1&A gentleman from the corn
growiog districts attempted to oien a
clam in the same manner that he would
a bull's eve Avatch with his thumb nail.
After repeated efforts he became disgu.- ted
and called tor another one that ' wasn't
so stiff in tho hinges."
Beg A. young lady of one of the first
families of Bridgeport, whoso father made
a fortune selling mosqnito-bar blankets
forarr.-.y use, went into a drug store, the
other day, and asked for a bottle of " Jai?
Manure." It vrsis "lleuewor" that she
wanted.
t& A jnstice, in rebuking a virago
who had been arraigned lor nearly
scratching her husband's eyes out. said":
11 You should remember that your husband,
is the head of the domestic realm that
he is your head, madame." " Well then,"
she screeched, 'haven't I a right to scratch
my own head V
JOG- A mother who had with her a
little daughter, was examining the figure
of.a horse on a tombstone, lend wondering
what on earth it was tho emblem of.
There was nothing to explain it in the
inscription. " Mania," said the little one,
as they moved away, " I shouldn't wouder
she died of the nightmare."
if" A notion seller was offering a
yaul;eo clock,tinely varnished and colored,
with a looking glass in front, to a lady'
not remarkable for her personal beatify.
" Why, it is beautiful," said the vender,
" Beautiful indeed, a look at it almost
frightens me," said the lady. ' Then,
inarm,' said Jonnthan. 'I think von
better tako one that hain't got no look-
g glass."
JBfcjs"' A couple of countrymen having
visited London for tho first time, on
getting out of tho stage-coach in the
centre of tho city, they gazed around for
souio time in silence. At length ono said
to the other :" I vow, dim, 1 never see
the boat of this afore did you? The
roads is all fenced in with houses !"
&3"A young hopeful from tho country
came to town last week, and went into
a cabinet store and inquired if they kept
coffins for salo. Upon being answered
in the affirmative, ho remarked that
" Pap" was dead, and ho wanted a cheap
coffin. Tho proprietor showed him liis
stock of coffius, but they were all to high
priced to suit tho customer. After a
moment's hesitation, ho exclaimed :
" Blast it, let ui9 see your second-hand
coffins; I reckon they'll be good enough"