&l)c times, Nctu Bloomftcltr, )a. Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. 80WEU, RARXES & POTTS, ISooltNeller & .Stationers, Ami Dealers ill CURTAIN AND wall-papers, Nos. 53!) Market ami 523 Elinor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of .Sanders' New Headers, and lii-,i,i,is' Ai'illimuiies. Also, Robert's History oi tno United stales, i'dtou's iiuiiine Maps, &c. BLANK BOOBCN Always on hand, and mailu to Order. 31t MILLER & ELDER, ISookscUeii' and MiUtliocii'i's, 11LAXK JiOOK MAXVfAVTVltElUS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL IMPS-!:, No. 430, Market Street, 1 I'll 1 LA DELl'lllA , PA. CHARLES XAUAIltiE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 3L. Paper any Size. Weight, Color and Quality, made lo order, ul snoil notice. loly-ii LttOOIAX'.S THIS FLUID is warranted EtUAL to Aknoi.o's, and is sold at iinien less puce. 1'lie money mii be lelunded lo llio-e liuyinj. ii, jf jt does not pr.ne entirely satisfactory. JJ-l'or s.we by F. lUorumer, New ISloomlield. MILLER Si EL1EU, Sole Agents, 13U .Market Street, 23031 riiiladel.hia. Hanking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEAI.KIIS IX ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-20.S Wanted IX EXCJIAXGE FOP. NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Aotos Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. ECOLECTIOXS made i STOCKS bought and sold on CominUblou. l" SPECIAL bubiucss nceoniiiiodationa re served for LADIES. yiUl Glass and tjueensicare. A. L. Kaub j. e. r11EyMUtE, K All 16 fc FJIYJIIItE, iMl'OllTEHS AND JoilllEltS OF C h i n a , 33-1 si AND QUEENSWA11E, 301 und 303, Cherry St., between Arch !fc Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 Philadelphia Advertisements, DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, "Wholesale Druggists, AM) DKAI.EHS IX Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of pverthlns connrtPted with the business, of the best quality, ami at very low prices. A good loeatlon for business, with a 'ow rent and liglit expenses, enables ns lo offer in- dneeinents to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. Stt. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THK OXL, Y MANUFACTURERS OF TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Puro While Lead and Color MAyCFACrUHERS, Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SATES LAISOJB ! Waves Time ! SAVES AIMIKiUT & CD'S Labor-Saving Soap Will lie found the best In use. Willi this Soap washing may be done Willi half the labor reiuiired when any other is used, ami the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no oilier. . For sail! by all Oroeers, and by F. Mortimer, New llloomllcld. Pa. 317 " The Rod Ilorso Powders" rpilK REST POWDERS in tlio World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, ami are the Cheapest, a well as the best Horse 1 owders in use. Try them. ForsalebvStoresaud iriiL'gists generally aiut by F. Mour'i.uuii, New itloonilield, Pa. 33.lf Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjllIIS is what everybody who has used it says of XESMSTJI'S LI2VIMEIVT. For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief ami elloel a permanent cure in a short time. Jt is also the best remedy in t lie World forOuts, Sprains, Itruiscs and Iliirns, ami not onlv giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who nave tried it, say no famii.v imoiHd be without it, for it is worth Its weight in gold. It?. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pav. 317 ttii. For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, ,Vc. LLOl'D, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 023 Market Street, Philadelphia. E S T E Y S Cottsigfo Orgnnw, fUKAT INDUCEMHNTS olfcred to Churches VJ and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons lor sale on monthly Instalments. E. M. MtUCIC, ,... No. W orth Seventh St.. NX!" riULAUULl'MA. Wm i Philadelphia Advertisements. I DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS BARGROFT & CO., Importers nnd Jobbers Of Staple nnd Fancy DIIY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, "White Goods, Hosiery, &.c, Nos. to", and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. ST1 : S. i. AUGE & CO., Philadelphia, Pa., 4J Market John Sliallncr, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Then. Riiinel SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFN ER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in ISosiery, iilovew, ISifhons, SeispcndenK, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, oo, ortn l'ourth Slreet, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. F. liOMLElt, JOBBER IX Hats, Caps, Furs, A N D Str sx aa' - o cl 153 NORTH THIRDSTREET, 3 01yl0 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. I). J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JRADISFRY'S AND OTHER I I A X S . Wl'lor A mrlcifs owl E. P. Xecdham it Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. wm a. FisciiEi;, General R7iotam,'e A'enl, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 4- 1'HILA DELPHI A JEXXSrL'AXrA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than HKATiinKs or n un, and much superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. Itlsindestriietable.frce from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uiieiiialed, as if soiled It iseasllv cleaned. J IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Person are requested to examine the Cushion Sjionga at the office qf the commm, Fb 8tf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET. Philadelphia Advertisements. CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. . JL KXIUIIT & ISBtO'S, Wholesale Peltiers in IIS II , Cliooso AND lrovisions, 114 South Delaware Avenue, Below Chestnut St., 'II 1 LA DEL 1 '11 1. 1 , PA. Agents lor Collins, (kddes & (Jo's Cunnetl Fruits. lontf S. 15. TAYLUK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Va Vf. A. Atwooi). Isaac W. Basck. ATW00D, RANCK & CO., Comsnivisloii Slerehantw, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt IP I 8 II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Raee Street, 3 40 01110 PHILADELPHIA, PA. WH0LESALUS;- January 1, 1S09. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. HSItAYKILL & CJ., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and IV ilium- Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1800. TOBACCO SECARS &C. Thomas Roim. A. J. McConkey. IiOBB & lilcCONKEY, Commission Merehaiils, Ami Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MAN I! FACT U RED TOBACCOS, &C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Ret ween Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 10411 f A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars.' J. S.Glelin. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WiiOLissAXB Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET. STREET,', AMOVE FOUHTII, ; PHILAIELPIIIA. J ;l mil, HUMOROUS ITEMS. EfifA li-ht employ niciit cleaning windows. JE'-i'-A thorough washerwoman Sal Soda. Ife)"-Tito largest auts in the world are called eleph-ants. Mf A dead reckoning Calculating one's funeral expenses. 2r A charity scholar under exainin ation in the Psalms being asked. " What is the pestilence that walketh in dark ness?" replied, ' l'lcaso sir, bed bugs." HsuY" During an examination, a medical student being asked the question, ' when docs mortilication ensue V replied, " When you pop the question, uud are answered no." JS--Why is the letter 11 very unfortu nate!' Jecausc;it is always in trouble, wretchedness, and misery, and is the be ginning of riot and ruin", and is never found in peace, oinnoceuee. JKur" Well, Susie, how do you like your school?" "Oh. ever so much, papa." " That's right Susie. And now tell me what you have learned to-day.' Well, papa' I've learned the names of ail the little boys." JCar ' No man can do any thing against bis will,' said a metaphysician to an Irish man. 4 Ho jabers !' said Pat, ' I had a brother that witit to jail, an', faith, I know it was greatly against his own will.' Saf A young lady in Ellington, N. Y.f concluded a love-letter as follows ; I shall write to you agin jo (Jiuiimings told mo an ori'ul story about Suke tyler but 1 don't pay no atten Shun at all to this sicknirt tail Yourn till deth part both on us. ftSF The following order, was recently received by a Chicago undertaker : " Surs : My wife is ded and wants to be hurried to-morro. Atwuncr klock U knose wair to dig the hoal bi the side of my toe uther wires Let it be deep." 1&A gentleman from the corn growiog districts attempted to oien a clam in the same manner that he would a bull's eve Avatch with his thumb nail. After repeated efforts he became disgu.- ted and called tor another one that ' wasn't so stiff in tho hinges." Beg A. young lady of one of the first families of Bridgeport, whoso father made a fortune selling mosqnito-bar blankets forarr.-.y use, went into a drug store, the other day, and asked for a bottle of " Jai? Manure." It vrsis "lleuewor" that she wanted. t& A jnstice, in rebuking a virago who had been arraigned lor nearly scratching her husband's eyes out. said": 11 You should remember that your husband, is the head of the domestic realm that he is your head, madame." " Well then," she screeched, 'haven't I a right to scratch my own head V JOG- A mother who had with her a little daughter, was examining the figure of.a horse on a tombstone, lend wondering what on earth it was tho emblem of. There was nothing to explain it in the inscription. " Mania," said the little one, as they moved away, " I shouldn't wouder she died of the nightmare." if" A notion seller was offering a yaul;eo clock,tinely varnished and colored, with a looking glass in front, to a lady' not remarkable for her personal beatify. " Why, it is beautiful," said the vender, " Beautiful indeed, a look at it almost frightens me," said the lady. ' Then, inarm,' said Jonnthan. 'I think von better tako one that hain't got no look- g glass." JBfcjs"' A couple of countrymen having visited London for tho first time, on getting out of tho stage-coach in the centre of tho city, they gazed around for souio time in silence. At length ono said to the other :" I vow, dim, 1 never see the boat of this afore did you? The roads is all fenced in with houses !" &3"A young hopeful from tho country came to town last week, and went into a cabinet store and inquired if they kept coffins for salo. Upon being answered in the affirmative, ho remarked that " Pap" was dead, and ho wanted a cheap coffin. Tho proprietor showed him liis stock of coffius, but they were all to high priced to suit tho customer. After a moment's hesitation, ho exclaimed : " Blast it, let ui9 see your second-hand coffins; I reckon they'll be good enough"