The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, February 22, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements, j
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
L. . KXIUII1 'A ;BltT,
Wholesale Dealers in
P I S II ,
Oliooso
AND
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
t'lULADELPUIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (Jedtles k Co's ('aimed Fruits.
illllf
S. EC. TAYBiOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia l'a
W. A. ATWOOI).
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOI), 11ANCK & CO.,
Commission 31erehants,
AM)
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of I'lekled and Salt
I II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 61110 PHILADELPHIA, rA.
WHOLESALE
January 1, 1S09.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
OSHAYISILIj & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood uikI Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1809.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
Thomas Houii. A. J. McConkev.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merehanls,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LKAF AND MANUFACTUR HD
TOBACCOS, $EGMSt&C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lMltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lowars. J. S.GIclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WnOI.K8ALB Dealers IX
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
ABOVE FOUBTU,
PHILADELPHIA.
33310
Philadelphia Advertisements, i
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
BAHCllOFT & CO.,
Importers nu.l Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DltY - GOODS,
ClotllS,
Cassimcrcs,
! Blankets,
I Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, kc,
I Nos. 40r, ami 407 MARKF.T ST 1IKKT,
I (Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
John Shatt'ner, Jr. K. 8. Zicgler. Then, Rumel.
SllAFFNER, Z1KGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SIIAFFNKR, ZIKCi LKlt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
i loves,
ISibbons,
Suspenders,
TUBE A D S , C O M B S ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F. KOHLE1C,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furj3,
3 t ! il v - O- o o d H
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
1). J. Hour.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM; W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJRADJIURY'S AND OTHER
PIANOS,
laylor & Furley't awl K. 1'. Xecdham t Son'
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM O. FISCHER,
General Wftoteitale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 12 Ollb PHILADELPHIA
JiEXXSVLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONCE,
A, Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than fkatiiehh or haiii, and much
Hiierior, tielng the lightest Hottest and most elustie
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE.
, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itrfllndestructable.lree from dust, jierfectly clean
and for the nick Is unequaled, us If soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT FACE
And is entirely free from Moth
Permnt are requested to examine the Cuihton
Sjwnae at the office of the company.
Feb8tf
No. 11H CHESTNUT STREET.
I S, T. AUGE & CO., J J
V Philadelphia, Pa.,
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEAI.E118 IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FROST,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of cverthiii!; connected with
jLTl. the business, of the best qiiiilitv, and at very
low prices. A j;ood location for buslnes. with a
low rent and Unlit expenses, enables us to otter In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
wliile to jsivc us a trial.
Philadelphia, ;!. Stf.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
TUB ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
Wliile Lead ami Color
MANUFACTURERS, '
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SAYKS LABOK !
Saves Time !
SAVES MONEY!
"yyAINRIOHT & O
CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tho best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done witli half the labor required
when any other is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cast only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
jsa. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Iilooinlleld, Pa. 31"
"The Red Horse Powders"
auk
rjmii REST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not onlv prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, us well us the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, und by F. Moktimkk, New
Wouiiilield, Pa. 33otf
Worth its Weight in Gold !
T
HIS is what everybody who has used it says of
NESMITII'S I.INIIflENT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief
and elteet a permanent cure in a short time.
It Is also the best remedy in t lie World for Cuts,
Sprains, llruises und Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All who have tried it, say NO family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
Try a bottle of it 1 No cure, No Pay. 317
M. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, Cc.
LL0ri, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
ESTEY'S
Cottage OrgfixiiH,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches
und Sunday Schools. Organs and Molodeons
for sale on monthly Instalments.
K. M. BRUCK,
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
lMltf PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers fc Stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 -Market and oil Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
tile United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, Sx
BliAXK HOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31lf
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
ULASK 110UK MAX UFA CTVllEliS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale. Dealers in
Paper, Afcsig-s,
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
V. Paper any Si.e, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to onler, at short notice. lulyll
LOCIUIAX'S
"Wi-iting- Xlnicl !
THIS ILL1D is warranted EQUAL toAnnoLD's,
and is sold at much less price. Tho money
wul be refunded to those buying it, if it docs not
prove entirely satisfactory.
KS-i'or saio by F. Aloriimer, New Iilooinlleld.
MILLEIiHi ELD Eli,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
13031 Philadelphia.
lianklny and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,
113 AND 1U SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DliAI.liHS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old 5-20s Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Coiupouud Interest Notes "Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
V3 COLECTIONS made STOCKS bought
and sold ou Commission.
SPECIAL business accommodations re
served for LADIES. S191
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymiue.
KAUn & FItYMIItE,
iMl'OKTKltS AMD JOBBERS Or
O ll i 1L II , O lllHH
AND
QUEEN SWA11E,
301 und 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ICT Constantly on band, Original Allotted
Jackagei. (3. 9. lj 10
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
flrj)" To prevent a house from Icing
cold keep it coul'd.
j B&JAn old bachelor says wives nro
j help-iue-c(a)t.
I Ite)" A Tickli.-h Position Standiti";
upon trifles.
fifcy l'ay down when you buy, and you
won't have to pay up by-and-by.
J&jT'Whcu do apprentices desire most
to travel ?
When they become journey-men.
fitS" If you don't believe a fly has 209.
pores in his body, catch one and
count them for yourself. " Shoo fly I
don't boddcr me !"
Dird"-A fellow just returned from a
fight in which he came off second best,
was asked what made him look so sheep
ish. " I've been, aud got lumm'd."
Mein llerr, do you know what
for we call our boy llaus V
,; I do uot, really."
" Well, 1 tell you. Dor reason that
we call our boy llaus is it is ish name."
Josh Uilliugs says there arc few
sights more sublime and pathetic than to
see a poor but virtuous young man, full
of Christian fortitude, struggling to grow
a moustache.
J5Sjy " This world is all a fleeting show,"
said a priest to a culprit on the gallows.
" Yes," was tho prompt reply ; but if
you have no objection, I'd rather see the
show a little longer."
JO"" John," said a victimized hus
band, how I wish it was as much the
fashion to trade wives as it is to trade
horses."
" Wrhy so, Pete ?"
" Why, I'd cheat some body pretty bad
afore night."
B"A subscriber wishing to stop his
paper, wrote :
" 1 don't want your paper any longer."
To which tho editor replied,
" I wouldn't make it any lonsrcr if von
did."
BST" An Irishman, officiating as chair
man of a club was annoyed at the tumult
created by a set of unruly members, and
astonished them by vociferating, " Jin
tlcmcn, jintlemcu, will yees come too or
der? lfyoukapc silent, you may make
as much noise as you plaze."
B0" A raw Jonathan, who had been
gazing at a garden in tho vicinity of New
York, in which there were several marble
statues, exclaimed : " Just see what a
waste ! Here's uo less than six scare
crows in this little ten-foot patch, and any
one of 'cm would keep the crows from a
five-acre lot."
JBSaT " I'll bet a sheep," said old Mere
dith to his other half, "that our boy
Otho is going crazy. For he is grinning
at the plough, and ho is grinning at tho
barn, and he is grinning at the table, and
he is grinning to himself wherever ho
goes."
" Poh," replied the old woman, "don't
you know ho got a hie-letler this morn
ing." B- " I Shange mit my Mind."
One of the brigades of our army was
temporarily commanded by a German
Colonel, one who claims to have seen ser.
vice abroad.
One day his brigade was out for re
view and inspcotion, when ho approached,
and, taking position, called out :
" Atteution, brigade ! Shaulder-r-r
a-r-ruis !"
But how tho men wore startlod, an tho
moveniont was boing executed, to hear :
" Hold on ! I shango mit my mind !
R-i-ght shoulder shift a-r-rms I"
The manoeuvre was executed with
many ginilcs, especially in the reaf of tho
commanding officer.
JB6TSomo rascally old baohelor must
be the author of the following, and if the
ladies could only find out who it was, it
might be bad for him :
When man was made, It puzzled Satan much
How Adam's soul aud body be could win,
So he Invented woman; aud with such
A soul endowed her, she was suro to ln ;
And once got Adam underneath her thrall,
Satan was certain both ot them would fall
But then another difficulty arose
How to get Adam to accept his bride T
This he o'ercame, as everybody knows,
By sending him to sleep; then by his side
Placed Eve. For Satan knew this much ot life,
That, wide awake, he'd never take a wife.