GTIjc mcs, New fJloomftclb. Ja. Philadelphia Advertisements, j GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. L. . KXIUII1 'A ;BltT, Wholesale Dealers in P I S II , Oliooso AND 114 South Delaware Avenue, Below Chestnut St., t'lULADELPUIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (Jedtles k Co's ('aimed Fruits. illllf S. EC. TAYBiOIt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia l'a W. A. ATWOOI). Isaac W. Ranch. ATWOOI), 11ANCK & CO., Commission 31erehants, AM) Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of I'lekled and Salt I II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 61110 PHILADELPHIA, rA. WHOLESALE January 1, 1S09. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. OSHAYISILIj & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood uikI Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1809. TOBACCO SECARS AC. Thomas Houii. A. J. McConkev. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merehanls, And Wholesale Dealers in LKAF AND MANUFACTUR HD TOBACCOS, $EGMSt&C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lMltf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lowars. J. S.GIclm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WnOI.K8ALB Dealers IX Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, ABOVE FOUBTU, PHILADELPHIA. 33310 Philadelphia Advertisements, i DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS BAHCllOFT & CO., Importers nu.l Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DltY - GOODS, ClotllS, Cassimcrcs, ! Blankets, I Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, kc, I Nos. 40r, ami 407 MARKF.T ST 1IKKT, I (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. John Shatt'ner, Jr. K. 8. Zicgler. Then, Rumel. SllAFFNER, Z1KGLER & CO., Successors to SIIAFFNKR, ZIKCi LKlt & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, i loves, ISibbons, Suspenders, TUBE A D S , C O M B S , and every variety of TRIMMINGS FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. F. KOHLE1C, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furj3, 3 t ! il v - O- o o d H 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. 1). J. Hour. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM; W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JJRADJIURY'S AND OTHER PIANOS, laylor & Furley't awl K. 1'. Xecdham t Son' ORGANS AND MELODEONS. WM O. FISCHER, General Wftoteitale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 12 Ollb PHILADELPHIA JiEXXSVLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONCE, A, Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than fkatiiehh or haiii, and much Hiierior, tielng the lightest Hottest and most elustie material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE. , CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. Itrfllndestructable.lree from dust, jierfectly clean and for the nick Is unequaled, us If soiled it is easily cleaned. IT DOES NOT FACE And is entirely free from Moth Permnt are requested to examine the Cuihton Sjwnae at the office of the company. Feb8tf No. 11H CHESTNUT STREET. I S, T. AUGE & CO., J J V Philadelphia, Pa., Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEAI.E118 IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FROST, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of cverthiii!; connected with jLTl. the business, of the best qiiiilitv, and at very low prices. A j;ood location for buslnes. with a low rent and Unlit expenses, enables us to otter In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their wliile to jsivc us a trial. Philadelphia, ;!. Stf. John Lucas & Co., Sole and TUB ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure Wliile Lead ami Color MANUFACTURERS, ' Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SAYKS LABOK ! Saves Time ! SAVES MONEY! "yyAINRIOHT & O CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tho best in use. With this Soap washing may be done witli half the labor required when any other is used, and tho saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cast only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. jsa. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Iilooinlleld, Pa. 31" "The Red Horse Powders" auk rjmii REST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not onlv prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, us well us the best Horse Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, und by F. Moktimkk, New Wouiiilield, Pa. 33otf Worth its Weight in Gold ! T HIS is what everybody who has used it says of NESMITII'S I.INIIflENT. For Rheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief and elteet a permanent cure in a short time. It Is also the best remedy in t lie World for Cuts, Sprains, llruises und Burns, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, say NO family should be without it, for it is worth its weight in gold. Try a bottle of it 1 No cure, No Pay. 317 M. For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, Cc. LL0ri, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. ESTEY'S Cottage OrgfixiiH, GREAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches und Sunday Schools. Organs and Molodeons for sale on monthly Instalments. K. M. BRUCK, No. 18 North Seventh St., lMltf PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, Booksellers fc Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 -Market and oil Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of tile United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, Sx BliAXK HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31lf MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, ULASK 110UK MAX UFA CTVllEliS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430, Market Street, SI PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale. Dealers in Paper, Afcsig-s, Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. V. Paper any Si.e, Weight, Color and Quality, made to onler, at short notice. lulyll LOCIUIAX'S "Wi-iting- Xlnicl ! THIS ILL1D is warranted EQUAL toAnnoLD's, and is sold at much less price. Tho money wul be refunded to those buying it, if it docs not prove entirely satisfactory. KS-i'or saio by F. Aloriimer, New Iilooinlleld. MILLEIiHi ELD Eli, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 13031 Philadelphia. lianklny and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 1U SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DliAI.liHS IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-20s Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Coiupouud Interest Notes "Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. V3 COLECTIONS made STOCKS bought and sold ou Commission. SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. S191 Glass and Queensware. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymiue. KAUn & FItYMIItE, iMl'OKTKltS AMD JOBBERS Or O ll i 1L II , O lllHH AND QUEEN SWA11E, 301 und 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ICT Constantly on band, Original Allotted Jackagei. (3. 9. lj 10 HUMOROUS ITEMS. flrj)" To prevent a house from Icing cold keep it coul'd. j B&JAn old bachelor says wives nro j help-iue-c(a)t. I Ite)" A Tickli.-h Position Standiti"; upon trifles. fifcy l'ay down when you buy, and you won't have to pay up by-and-by. J&jT'Whcu do apprentices desire most to travel ? When they become journey-men. fitS" If you don't believe a fly has 209. pores in his body, catch one and count them for yourself. " Shoo fly I don't boddcr me !" Dird"-A fellow just returned from a fight in which he came off second best, was asked what made him look so sheep ish. " I've been, aud got lumm'd." Mein llerr, do you know what for we call our boy llaus V ,; I do uot, really." " Well, 1 tell you. Dor reason that we call our boy llaus is it is ish name." Josh Uilliugs says there arc few sights more sublime and pathetic than to see a poor but virtuous young man, full of Christian fortitude, struggling to grow a moustache. J5Sjy " This world is all a fleeting show," said a priest to a culprit on the gallows. " Yes," was tho prompt reply ; but if you have no objection, I'd rather see the show a little longer." JO"" John," said a victimized hus band, how I wish it was as much the fashion to trade wives as it is to trade horses." " Wrhy so, Pete ?" " Why, I'd cheat some body pretty bad afore night." B"A subscriber wishing to stop his paper, wrote : " 1 don't want your paper any longer." To which tho editor replied, " I wouldn't make it any lonsrcr if von did." BST" An Irishman, officiating as chair man of a club was annoyed at the tumult created by a set of unruly members, and astonished them by vociferating, " Jin tlcmcn, jintlemcu, will yees come too or der? lfyoukapc silent, you may make as much noise as you plaze." B0" A raw Jonathan, who had been gazing at a garden in tho vicinity of New York, in which there were several marble statues, exclaimed : " Just see what a waste ! Here's uo less than six scare crows in this little ten-foot patch, and any one of 'cm would keep the crows from a five-acre lot." JBSaT " I'll bet a sheep," said old Mere dith to his other half, "that our boy Otho is going crazy. For he is grinning at the plough, and ho is grinning at tho barn, and he is grinning at the table, and he is grinning to himself wherever ho goes." " Poh," replied the old woman, "don't you know ho got a hie-letler this morn ing." B- " I Shange mit my Mind." One of the brigades of our army was temporarily commanded by a German Colonel, one who claims to have seen ser. vice abroad. One day his brigade was out for re view and inspcotion, when ho approached, and, taking position, called out : " Atteution, brigade ! Shaulder-r-r a-r-ruis !" But how tho men wore startlod, an tho moveniont was boing executed, to hear : " Hold on ! I shango mit my mind ! R-i-ght shoulder shift a-r-rms I" The manoeuvre was executed with many ginilcs, especially in the reaf of tho commanding officer. JB6TSomo rascally old baohelor must be the author of the following, and if the ladies could only find out who it was, it might be bad for him : When man was made, It puzzled Satan much How Adam's soul aud body be could win, So he Invented woman; aud with such A soul endowed her, she was suro to ln ; And once got Adam underneath her thrall, Satan was certain both ot them would fall But then another difficulty arose How to get Adam to accept his bride T This he o'ercame, as everybody knows, By sending him to sleep; then by his side Placed Eve. For Satan knew this much ot life, That, wide awake, he'd never take a wife.