The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, January 25, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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    k)t mints, : New Bloomficlu, )a.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Groceries and 1'roristons.
V. P. KXIUIIT & 1IK4TS,
Wholesale Dealers iu
P I S 11 ,
Cheese
AND
X3iovifsioiiH,
114 South Delaware Aveuue,
Below CAcstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (icildcs & LVs Canned Fruits.
UMltf
S. 15. TAYLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AM)
TEA. DEALERS,
.North East Corner of 2ml ami Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa,
V. A. ATWOOU. ISAAC Vi. Ranck.
ATWOOD, 11AXCK .& CO.,
CoatmiaM.sioii lei'elianls,
AVI
Wholesale Dealers In all kinils of Fbkled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Knee Street,
.",40 (.nil! PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE -5,
& GROCERS
January 1, 1809.
Wood and Willow Ware.
Ml Willi A & CO.,
AVl'olcsalu lXalt rs In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
S3iad.es,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood anil Willow VWare,
No. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18(10.
'lobaeeo, Seyars, Cr.
Thomas Konu. . A. J. McCoxki ,
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commiissioii Merchants,
And' Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
:TOMCCOS,SEGABS,C,
No. .13 North Fifth Street,
(lletweeu Market and ifrch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PHltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelin.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WilOI.Rf ALE DUALEHS IN
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
AHOVB'SOUHTIt,
PHILADELPHIA.
. 32310
Philadelphia A d vertisemeirts.
lry Goods, Hosiery and Motions.
BANCROFT &' CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 40J and 4n7 MAKKKT STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
it -:i. . AUGE & CO..
;
Philadelphia, Pa.,
Market reC
John Shallncr, Jr. , 12. S. Zicgler. Theo. ltunU.
SIIATFXEK, ZIEGLEU & CO.,
Successors to
SII A FFN Kit, Z1EGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dtalers in
Hosiery,
CnlOVOM,
Iilloiis,
Suspender,
THREADS, CO MPS,
. and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. '3fi, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
i-lioots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F. KOIXLKIt,
.'.JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs
, A'5t D
Straw- Goods
f 153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
v3&iyio Philadelphia.
W.'W. Paul.
I). J.: Hoar.
II . I,. Hood.
A. Trimble.
AVM. W. PAUL & CO.
WUOI.ESAI.lt
BOOT AND, SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St,, and CW .Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a..
Musical Instruments.
JKADHURY'S AND OTHER
P I A X O S .
Taylor Ma-kyt and K. P. Xeedhant & Son't
CE3AN3 AND MEL0DE0N3.
M'M. o,ri,siti:it,
Uenrral Mlwlcrile Anent,
1018 Areli Street and, 21 North Kleventh street,
3 42 Ojii. PHILADELPHIA
EHT'EY'N
OottSlR'O Ol'gfJXllW,
( liKAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
VX and Sunday Schools, orpins and Melodeous
for salo-cii inouihly instalments.
E. M. liRUCK.
No. 18 North Seventh St..
- lOiHf PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Druys, Medicines, fr.
SIDDALL & HARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND D'iJALEKS IN
Patent Medicines,
HO MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
AFFIX STOCK of everthlng ennneeted with
the hushiess. of the best ci'ialily. and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
low lent iind light expenses, enables us to oiler in
dneeinejiis to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 811.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo. and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
While Lead aijril Color
MAN UFA C TUP EPS,
Nos, HI and 143 North I-Vurth St.,
Philadelphia.
nay em LA ISO K !
Saves Time !
SAVES KOXISV!
AINENIIIT & CD'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be' found the best In use. With .tills Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fit
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
tn. For sale by all (irocers, and by V. Mortimer,
New Moomileld, Pa. 317
" The Esd Horse Powders"
Aid!
T
HE PEST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTJLE,
hogs,
or poultry.
They will not onlv present, but will ( 'lire dlsfi.ses,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
l'owders iu use. Try them. ForsalebyStoresand
Druggists generally, and by F. MouriMKB. New
liloomtield, Pa. 33otf
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjlHIS Is what everybody who.ii::S used It lays of
XUSMITH'S LIXmEST.
For Uheumatie J'ulns It will give Instant relief
and elleeta pernianent cure in a short time.
It is also the hesl remedy iu the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Praises and llurns, and not only giving
prompt relief Ironij ain, bill heals without leaving
any sear. All who have tried it, sav no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weigiit ln
gold.
Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. jjl"
t i- For sale at F. Mortimer's.
Hardware, de.
LLOTD, SITPLEE, & AVALTOX,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 025 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Booksellers and Stationers.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
HookscllerN fc Stationer,
And Dealers iu
CURTAIN
AND
WALLPAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market anil 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
trs- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Biooks' A nl nineties. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outline ilaps, &.K.
BliAXK JSOOMS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 tf
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooli.scller.s and Stationers,
11LAXK fiUOK MAXUEACTUJlEIiS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPKIL
No. 430, Market Street,
1 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Paper, Ajih,
Kos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixtlx Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Pajier any Size. Weight, Color and Quality,
mane to order, at short notice. lulyu
LOCIBIZAX'H
Wi-itiiii- ilnicl !
THIS FIX1D is warranted EQUAL to Ahnou.'s,
and is .sold at niueii less price. 'Hie money
Win be leltinded lo those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisiaeiory.
iui orsai0 by if. lorioiier. New Blooiuiield.
M1LLEU & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
iM -Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
siiiiiihi nrmnmrmamagrmsn
Haiiklny and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & ;Co.,
112 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, .
Philadelphia,
UEALKItS IN ALL
G 0 YERXMEXT SECURITIES.
Old Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL, DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest otes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
t-COLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought
and sold ou Coiiiiiilabion.
tySFECIAL business, aecomuiodations ro
tfervud tor LADIES. U1U1
Gliss and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub J. E. FltEVMlKE.
IAU.J & FfllVMIItE,
IiiJ'OUTEItS ANU JOIIUEUS OF
China, C 1
AND
QUEENSWARE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Areli & Race,
PHILADELPHIA. '
Ity .Constantly ou liaiid, Original Assorted
Packages. .13. 0. ly 10
IIUMOHOUS ITEMS.
Pat And the Magistrate." l'leusa
j-our lor.dship's honor and glory," replied
Tom, " I shot the hare by aeeident."
" ly accident?" remurked Captain
U'Halloian.
" I was firing at a bush and the baste
ran aerots my aim, all on his own ac
cord." "The ganiekocper tells a different sto
ry," replied his lordship.
" Och I don't put faith iu what that
man says," said Tom ltyan, . " wheu he
never, cares about spakin' the truth any
how, lie tould me t'other day yer lord
ship, was not so lit to fill the seat of jus
tice ,ns u. jackass !"
" Ay!' ay !".,exelaimcd -Viscount Kils
kiddery, ' indeed! aud what did you
say?"
1'laise yer lordship, I said yer lord
ship was !"
In a school examination a lady
appealed to the self-consciousness of the
children, and tried to teach them a little
about their senses. They kuew that thoy
saw and heard, but it was a revelation to
them that they saw with their eyes atd
heard with their ears. So the lady said
to tlieni :
" You have noses ; what are they for ?"
There was a dead silence, but at last
one adventurous urchin replied :
11 Please ma'am to be wiped."
C"" A new paper ia Boise City, Idaho,'
introduces itself to the public in the fol
lowing terms :
.Salutatory : AVe have started a paper.
Name : Capital Chronicle. Principles :
Democratic to the hilt. Object: to
make a living. Office : On Main street,
about three hundred yards below the
Overland , Hotel, opposite au old oyster
can in the. road. And we'll run it or
'.bust.'"
KKS"" A Western Stump Orator, in the
course of one of his speeches, remarked :
" If the Parsyfix ocean wor an inkstand,
gentlemen, and .the hull clouded canopy
of heaven and the level ground of our
yearth wor a sheet uv paper, I couldn't
begin to write uiy love of country ou
Perhaps he couldn't write at all.
Cfu?"A young lady from a boarding
school having made some progress in ao
juirii:g Italian, addressed a few words to
an organ-grinder iu her purest accent,
but was astonished at receiving the fol
lowing response
" 1 no speak Tuglis."
fi" " I think I have seen you before,
sir," daid one gentleman to another.
" Arc you not Oweu Smith ?"
"Oh yes,", replied , the other, "I'ni
owin Smith, and owin' Jones, aud owiu'
lirowu, and owiu' everybody."
BQf" A Husband advertises thus:
" My wife ,.Maria has strayed' or ' been
stolen. Whoever returns her will get hia
head broke. . As to trusting :,hor, any
body can do so if they see fitj for as 1
never pay my owu debts, it's not likely
I'll pay hcr'u." .
EST" A dancer once, said to Socrates,
" You cannot stand on one leg as long as
can."
" True," replied the. philosopher, " but
a goose cjan."
fiviS" A little girl who was sent out to
hunt eggs, thought it straugo that she
did not Jind any, as there were several
hens " standing around doing nothing."
Siiif A young lady being recommended
exercise-for her health, said :
" I am willing to jump at any . offer and
run the-. risk."
JDS)-"Pat what.aro you digging that
hole for?"
" It's not the , hole, sir, ; it's the dirt
I'm digging."
JOfiy " Sambo, did you ever see the
Catskill Mountains ?" . No, sail ; but
1'se seou urn kill mice."
Jtei?!' Poor, .dear ,man," said a woman
at the funeral of her fourth husuaud,
' he's, past trouble now."
EST Some strong-minded . women de
nounce matrimony, because they say there
is some thing vhildinh iu it.
tejr When are culprits like bid books ?
When bound over.
f&jf The glus3 that neither cheers nor
inebriates The. looking-gkai.
Ife A man who knows how to keep a
hotel Tho man who is a host in himselfi