k)t mints, : New Bloomficlu, )a. Philadelphia Advertisements. Groceries and 1'roristons. V. P. KXIUIIT & 1IK4TS, Wholesale Dealers iu P I S 11 , Cheese AND X3iovifsioiiH, 114 South Delaware Aveuue, Below CAcstnnt St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (icildcs & LVs Canned Fruits. UMltf S. 15. TAYLOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AM) TEA. DEALERS, .North East Corner of 2ml ami Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa, V. A. ATWOOU. ISAAC Vi. Ranck. ATWOOD, 11AXCK .& CO., CoatmiaM.sioii lei'elianls, AVI Wholesale Dealers In all kinils of Fbkled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Knee Street, .",40 (.nil! PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE -5, & GROCERS January 1, 1809. Wood and Willow Ware. Ml Willi A & CO., AVl'olcsalu lXalt rs In Carpets, Oil Cloths, S3iad.es, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood anil Willow VWare, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18(10. 'lobaeeo, Seyars, Cr. Thomas Konu. . A. J. McCoxki , ROBB & McCONKEY, Commiissioii Merchants, And' Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED :TOMCCOS,SEGABS,C, No. .13 North Fifth Street, (lletweeu Market and ifrch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. PHltf A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelin. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WilOI.Rf ALE DUALEHS IN Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, AHOVB'SOUHTIt, PHILADELPHIA. . 32310 Philadelphia A d vertisemeirts. lry Goods, Hosiery and Motions. BANCROFT &' CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 40J and 4n7 MAKKKT STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. it -:i. . AUGE & CO.. ; Philadelphia, Pa., Market reC John Shallncr, Jr. , 12. S. Zicgler. Theo. ltunU. SIIATFXEK, ZIEGLEU & CO., Successors to SII A FFN Kit, Z1EGLER & CO., Importers and Dtalers in Hosiery, CnlOVOM, Iilloiis, Suspender, THREADS, CO MPS, . and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. '3fi, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. i-lioots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. F. KOIXLKIt, .'.JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs , A'5t D Straw- Goods f 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, v3&iyio Philadelphia. W.'W. Paul. I). J.: Hoar. II . I,. Hood. A. Trimble. AVM. W. PAUL & CO. WUOI.ESAI.lt BOOT AND, SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St,, and CW .Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.. Musical Instruments. JKADHURY'S AND OTHER P I A X O S . Taylor Ma-kyt and K. P. Xeedhant & Son't CE3AN3 AND MEL0DE0N3. M'M. o,ri,siti:it, Uenrral Mlwlcrile Anent, 1018 Areli Street and, 21 North Kleventh street, 3 42 Ojii. PHILADELPHIA EHT'EY'N OottSlR'O Ol'gfJXllW, ( liKAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches VX and Sunday Schools, orpins and Melodeous for salo-cii inouihly instalments. E. M. liRUCK. No. 18 North Seventh St.. - lOiHf PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. Druys, Medicines, fr. SIDDALL & HARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND D'iJALEKS IN Patent Medicines, HO MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. AFFIX STOCK of everthlng ennneeted with the hushiess. of the best ci'ialily. and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a low lent iind light expenses, enables us to oiler in dneeinejiis to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 811. John Lucas & Co., Solo. and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure While Lead aijril Color MAN UFA C TUP EPS, Nos, HI and 143 North I-Vurth St., Philadelphia. nay em LA ISO K ! Saves Time ! SAVES KOXISV! AINENIIIT & CD'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be' found the best In use. With .tills Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fit teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. tn. For sale by all (irocers, and by V. Mortimer, New Moomileld, Pa. 317 " The Esd Horse Powders" Aid! T HE PEST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTJLE, hogs, or poultry. They will not onlv present, but will ( 'lire dlsfi.ses, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse l'owders iu use. Try them. ForsalebyStoresand Druggists generally, and by F. MouriMKB. New liloomtield, Pa. 33otf Worth its Weight in Gold! rjlHIS Is what everybody who.ii::S used It lays of XUSMITH'S LIXmEST. For Uheumatie J'ulns It will give Instant relief and elleeta pernianent cure in a short time. It is also the hesl remedy iu the World for Cuts, Sprains, Praises and llurns, and not only giving prompt relief Ironij ain, bill heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, sav no family should be without it, for it is worth its weigiit ln gold. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. jjl" t i- For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, de. LLOTD, SITPLEE, & AVALTOX, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 025 Market Street. Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. Booksellers and Stationers. SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, HookscllerN fc Stationer, And Dealers iu CURTAIN AND WALLPAPERS, Nos. 630 Market anil 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. trs- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Biooks' A nl nineties. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline ilaps, &.K. BliAXK JSOOMS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 tf MILLER & ELDER, ISooli.scller.s and Stationers, 11LAXK fiUOK MAXUEACTUJlEIiS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPKIL No. 430, Market Street, 1 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Paper, Ajih, Kos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixtlx Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Pajier any Size. Weight, Color and Quality, mane to order, at short notice. lulyu LOCIBIZAX'H Wi-itiiii- ilnicl ! THIS FIX1D is warranted EQUAL to Ahnou.'s, and is .sold at niueii less price. 'Hie money Win be leltinded lo those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisiaeiory. iui orsai0 by if. lorioiier. New Blooiuiield. M1LLEU & ELDER, Sole Agents, iM -Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. siiiiiihi nrmnmrmamagrmsn Haiiklny and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & ;Co., 112 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, . Philadelphia, UEALKItS IN ALL G 0 YERXMEXT SECURITIES. Old Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL, DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest otes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. t-COLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought and sold ou Coiiiiiilabion. tySFECIAL business, aecomuiodations ro tfervud tor LADIES. U1U1 Gliss and Queensware. A. L. Kaub J. E. FltEVMlKE. IAU.J & FfllVMIItE, IiiJ'OUTEItS ANU JOIIUEUS OF China, C 1 AND QUEENSWARE, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Areli & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ' Ity .Constantly ou liaiid, Original Assorted Packages. .13. 0. ly 10 IIUMOHOUS ITEMS. Pat And the Magistrate." l'leusa j-our lor.dship's honor and glory," replied Tom, " I shot the hare by aeeident." " ly accident?" remurked Captain U'Halloian. " I was firing at a bush and the baste ran aerots my aim, all on his own ac cord." "The ganiekocper tells a different sto ry," replied his lordship. " Och I don't put faith iu what that man says," said Tom ltyan, . " wheu he never, cares about spakin' the truth any how, lie tould me t'other day yer lord ship, was not so lit to fill the seat of jus tice ,ns u. jackass !" " Ay!' ay !".,exelaimcd -Viscount Kils kiddery, ' indeed! aud what did you say?" 1'laise yer lordship, I said yer lord ship was !" In a school examination a lady appealed to the self-consciousness of the children, and tried to teach them a little about their senses. They kuew that thoy saw and heard, but it was a revelation to them that they saw with their eyes atd heard with their ears. So the lady said to tlieni : " You have noses ; what are they for ?" There was a dead silence, but at last one adventurous urchin replied : 11 Please ma'am to be wiped." C"" A new paper ia Boise City, Idaho,' introduces itself to the public in the fol lowing terms : .Salutatory : AVe have started a paper. Name : Capital Chronicle. Principles : Democratic to the hilt. Object: to make a living. Office : On Main street, about three hundred yards below the Overland , Hotel, opposite au old oyster can in the. road. And we'll run it or '.bust.'" KKS"" A Western Stump Orator, in the course of one of his speeches, remarked : " If the Parsyfix ocean wor an inkstand, gentlemen, and .the hull clouded canopy of heaven and the level ground of our yearth wor a sheet uv paper, I couldn't begin to write uiy love of country ou Perhaps he couldn't write at all. Cfu?"A young lady from a boarding school having made some progress in ao juirii:g Italian, addressed a few words to an organ-grinder iu her purest accent, but was astonished at receiving the fol lowing response " 1 no speak Tuglis." fi" " I think I have seen you before, sir," daid one gentleman to another. " Arc you not Oweu Smith ?" "Oh yes,", replied , the other, "I'ni owin Smith, and owin' Jones, aud owiu' lirowu, and owiu' everybody." BQf" A Husband advertises thus: " My wife ,.Maria has strayed' or ' been stolen. Whoever returns her will get hia head broke. . As to trusting :,hor, any body can do so if they see fitj for as 1 never pay my owu debts, it's not likely I'll pay hcr'u." . EST" A dancer once, said to Socrates, " You cannot stand on one leg as long as can." " True," replied the. philosopher, " but a goose cjan." fiviS" A little girl who was sent out to hunt eggs, thought it straugo that she did not Jind any, as there were several hens " standing around doing nothing." Siiif A young lady being recommended exercise-for her health, said : " I am willing to jump at any . offer and run the-. risk." JDS)-"Pat what.aro you digging that hole for?" " It's not the , hole, sir, ; it's the dirt I'm digging." JOfiy " Sambo, did you ever see the Catskill Mountains ?" . No, sail ; but 1'se seou urn kill mice." Jtei?!' Poor, .dear ,man," said a woman at the funeral of her fourth husuaud, ' he's, past trouble now." EST Some strong-minded . women de nounce matrimony, because they say there is some thing vhildinh iu it. tejr When are culprits like bid books ? When bound over. f&jf The glus3 that neither cheers nor inebriates The. looking-gkai. Ife A man who knows how to keep a hotel Tho man who is a host in himselfi