Bradford reporter. (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, October 06, 1881, Image 1

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TOWANDA. PA.
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• Sim! sirilled on her Em4yml4T, '
And charmed:Ms Qrealuv viquai
And all his m/11: new glOry WOll
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- l'au‘-'ilipo is a suburb- of , Naples,"
stretching along the western side- of
the beautiful bay, 'about which so
much has been said and written.
Along-the steep:banks - that descend
abruptly to the sea' arc many charm,
ing villas facing directlyon the wa
fer, and reached froM the main road
by zigza g .. paths, through gardens
rich in all the luxuriant growth of
southern. Italy. With the deep-blue
water washing the. rocks upon which
these houses stand, and beyond the
sea; the mountains behind Sorrento,
Castellainare adl Vico standing out
in bold outline;
with Vesuvius rear
ing his head solemp and threatening
lolhe left—there Is here to he found
about as tine' a view as the heart of
man could de,sire. • And When the
eye, .as it is ant.to . do. tires of these '
grander beauties, it is onlytlccessary
to turn round to regale one's senses
With the soft greens of ~`the fig-tree,
olive, chestnut and-lemon, the odors
of the orange-blossorns; and roses,
and the varied hues of the !piny
flowers with: which nature supplies
this land with so liberal a-hand.
Fel, _7,'79
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Jan.:0875
In one of the prettiest of these
Jai.; lived an English family ;
the time Of the present story sonic
tender passages were taking place
between the eldest daughter of the
house and Lord Ardley, whose yacht
was in harbor at Santa Lucia, whence
'it was his frequent custom to . .sail
across in the ding,CY'when the wind
was favorable, both awn short
and to avoid the- dust, jolting and
,evil odors along, the Chiaja. The
usual coniji - anions of . these journeyS
was a lad of eighteen, an English Man
who, some years - Previously, had been .
east adrift at NaPles. hy one of those
strange chances which are -liable to.
•befall' a young sailorwho finds
him
self with a brutab captain. and a
drunken crew. After many shifts'
and much Misery, 'by dint of :sheer
honesty and .industry—virtues at . a
eobsiderable premium in 1104 city-7--
and aided by a quick intellbrence, he
had acquired a fair knowledle of the
language, and a decent position as
- courier, or commissionaire, as
ore:ision °tiered. His name was -
Frank Lloyd. Lord Ardley had
taken . a fancy to him, and attached
him to his special service
. durina his
' stay in the neighborhood, finding
him both useful 'and discreet.
Dec. 4. 1579
6125.000
75,0041
N. N. 11F.TTS, Cashier
HEART AND HEARTH.
We at and watched !Ike hearth - fire blaze,
Ify.friend avd I to - Other;
The cricket sang of harvest days,
The wood of rummer weather. '
It told of shade, of stottn anttsun,
Its native oakland story
Tu him It only spake of one
Who turtle! all gloom to glory.
The crieket carolled 4111 of noon, '
_ Bright with the sttu's caresses ;
To him called a form like Jun;
Aflustiwith golden tresses.
Within the flame a spirit seemed
To soar and sway and falter,
hi his heart a presenCe beamed
More steadfast on Its altar, .
The embers, In their ashen bed,
Looked out with transient flashes ;
He only saw sweet eyes that shed
Their rays through twilight flashes
O'er stnidiled fields the autumn
1n Ina and mournful closes
Ike only heard ' r a song that sailed
O'er charmed realms or roses.
fits eyi;soncti lit with battle-Ire,
latuo . with warrior science,
Forgot their fierce, controlling tire,
Their itio.lies of tleftanee.
But with a dreamylove-light blest,
More luminous grew and lender,
As HAIM imagelWhis breast
Had lit them With its splendor.
The voice that once hls ardor proved,
Along the roating column, .
Now to mysterious meaSures moved
Subdued, serenely soleinm
Ile 'tallied her—and the soft words canto
In nniMeal conipletenesi, •
As If breathing of that name,
Had touched his lips with sweetnof4
We grow like what we contemplat,—
And all his face was laden
With light, as it would emulate
The tulghtness of the maiden.
The moon, full-blown to Illy-tchlte,_,.;
Loiiked in, with lovo-loen pallor
knew Ills frame rorgoi its might,
• Ills wrieforgot its valor.
the kissed his brow and smoothed his Bair,
Like a consoling mother,
And whispered,, "1, too, only wear
The brightness of another.
Like Ruth, I wall: in his broad domain,
Anil wait his lordly gssture;
•
1 glean his light, but reach la vahr
To touch his princely vesture." •
With tunny a - sympat !loth, guest,
The air hung, star-beh.a.gueretl,
\V hen to to her.ivholilleil his lire'ast,
Talc I)iati stood transfigured
llofore the. ;sweet trsnsithni.
The rlsioniled 7 --my friend was gone,
And left me tqly gazing;
Fut•ln the hearth-llght 1 ivaa shown
A futtire altar blazing.
• —Thomas Thrxhetnali Rem;
TERESINA'S ,PRIZE.
Now
g it happened' that adjoining
the Villa Santangelo 'Was an unten
anted house, placed under the care of
a gardener,.natned Baldelli, who oc
cupied a small house close to the wa
ter's edge, which served for bathing
apartments when the main building
was tenanted. With old Baldelli
lived his niece Teresina. an excep
tiOnally beautiful girl of fifteen; who
had rather a 'hard time of it to make
things'comfoilable for her surly and
avaricious uncle, to whom the expen
diture of every sold() :for houseitold
necessities was an agony.' Teresina
was a great favorite at the villa,
where she was often required to as
sist the ladies with her needle ; and
there sOme of her happiest days were
spent, much indeed to her own ad
vantage ; for, takin ,, b an interest in.
her, they had taught her habits and
nodes of life which raised her eon-,
ide rably above her countrywomen
of the sanie class. * .Deprived early
-- or her parents, she mixed little in the
society of her own class; for Baldelli
was strongly averse to anything in
the nature of Outings or junketings,
as involving,ekpense, add his misery
habits made hint- unpopular :ationgst,
his neighbors. '
Teresina had been . for some time
attschtri to Frtink Llovri, much to
the displeasure of old bitldelli t who
. ..
hated him very cordially for the way
in whiCh Lloyd steadily set his face
against the monstrous impositions
attempted by the old man, though he
frequently put little commissions in
his way for ilcr,vers, fruit, poultry
and the rest. naldelli's son, Luigi ;
as afro a thorn in the sides of the
lbvers. Ile was a typical specimen
of 'those Neapolitans,' a term of con
temyt used specially for a loafing
Set -in Naples by the surrounding
towns. Just a shade.above the laz•
zaroni; 'who are fast disappearing,
they are as idle and .worthless a set
of cubs. as are tei-lbe found in Europe.
.Wnrk is hateful to theM• they would
sooner -
. filch a shilling than earn' ten
anytday ; their timeis spent round
the doors of cafes, in the piazzas, on
hoard the bay steamers, in the gap
dens of the Chiaja• always in - gangs,
gambling, idling, smoking, singing,
sometimes— but rarely fighting,
never- working. Where they find
weans to. dress their unclean bodies
in the 'tawdry pseudo-respectable.
elotbasl they wear, and for the lavish
display of collars and' cuffs—the less
said about their under attire the bei. 7
ter -L-is a mystery. Luigi had gradu
ated highly in this set ; but, having
a notion to settle - down into a less
precarious mode of life, had thought
that Teresina might prove a .useful
appendage, • and; perhaps, by her
cleVerness and • industry,, supply hiM
with means for his • own pecuniary
pleasures,'
Affairaithus stood when a stroke
'of' fortune, which': befell • Teresina,
gave rise - to the trouble of which this
story tells. Like many wiser and
better people herself, she occasionally
dreamed dreams, and often threw
away her small savings in the public
lotteries upon some 'lucky
which was to make her fortune: One
day, however, she -found herself to
he the one in a thousand on whom
Fortune smiles. She was the winner
..of five Hundred pounds. It is need
les to .say with what 'alacrity she
presented herself at the ban co di lotto,
and her disappointment on finding it
was impossible to pay the money
over to her. Sic wills too young. She
-must bring here-parents or gu:itrdian.
.Nth a heavy heart she returned to-
Pausilipo, no longer . thinking 6f the
joyful : surprise she had.-in siore for
her dailing Frank, when she should
place. the money in his hands; and
_tell him to, take her. with it; but with
a presentiment of some misfortune
that must arise from her uncle's
greed or her cousin's envy. But she
had been taught a courage and iiide
pendenee from her association with
the English, which determined her
to make a stand for. her fights.
'Chut I What do you do so-late ?'
growled- her uncle as she. entered the
house.
have been to the ban( ) di lytto,
my father.'' •
‘Lotio ! What have you to do with
lotto ? - 0 little devil ! it is , not
enough that yoit should beggar me,
by giving, macaroni to any blind 'beg
gar who passes, but you must play
lotto, eh ? while Luigi sleeps all day,
and drinks anisette lila? a prince
Curse you both !'
'But
,I have
: gained, my -father.
And it was not with yore• money,
but some that I earned from the En
glish ladies.' .
'Gained ! numph ! Nine or ten
lira for your trenta centesimi,l sup
pose
have won twelve thousand five
!Mildred francs.' _ ,
Old Ha,deli dropped his hands to
his side„ fell back in his ehair,• and,
with open Tali
,and staring eyes,
to have hist, all - power of ut
terance.
'lt is true, uncle BaIdelli; and you
are gliol of:my fortune, are you not?'
• Twtive thousand ! Why. we shall
be rit.h, my little Teresina. But
where is the money ? Let 'me look
at it, letme,feel it;' and his lean
fingers trembled With excitement.
have not yet xyceived They
said you must apply for it. 4 .But here
is the ticket.' '•
Old Ba!deal seemed lost in, thought.
'Yes, yes ; I will apply for it,' said
he; 'aud . then what gay doings shall
we have ! • And yon shall have the
brightest silk scarf in Naples, and a
silver_ necklet worth, forty francs; if I
can't get i.t i cheaper And when you
ma ry
not_ going to marry
Luigi.' •
Ali, but that will all come in time.
And we will litry.the little' orchard
on the hill Above, and 'your old uncle
—yourloVing, kind old uncle shall
do all the work, and Luigi shall pl.ty
at /nom and go to the : theatre, and
the little Teresina shall. look 'alter
the house and be as extravagaht as
she pleaw:s.' And the old man
chuckled over this pleasant arrange
ment. But Teresina'sispirit rose at
this.
never marry Luigi, uncle
'for I have plighted myself
to Frank Lloyd.'
Her - uncle looked black •at this ;
but, any care about.bbf niece's marri
age was, at -present, absorbed • in
thoughts about the money. ...He - saw
no Connection between the two at tilt
fle took it for granted that
what was hers was his,•and if she
would not have Luigi—well, it was
very desirable, certainly, but Luigi
must look to himself.
'And you will _take five thousand
francs for your Self, unble; for, :litho'
my ftheri I believe, left you suffi
cient for ,my support; I would not
appear ungrateful. For the rest, I
wish to be given to-my future hus
band.'
Balddli stopped in the middle of
some Calculations
. fie was- making,
looked tiredly fora few moment's at
his niece, and over his face came a
look that - frightened her. •
'Bab, little fool, you' know . not
w' at-you .say 1 cWill you' sacrifice
your family_ to this accursed fair
faced- foreigner-?'.
'The foreigner loves me. 'Aly huh
kiininess is but
At this moment a servant from the
illa Stamingelo appeared t.c) request
Teresina's presence at the house. "•-
'Say no word of this to the English
people,' was her uncle's injunction as
she left.
will say no word, but will du
ae I have said and there was a de-
TOWAN4 BRADFORD. COUNTY, PL, THURSDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 6, 1881.
termination in her voice and look
that' thera was no mistaking.
Baldelli sat for a long time,_neier
moving but to make a gesture of an
ger, or to utter an oath. PresetitlY
he went to a cupboard, took froMit
a bottle of: wine that had lain there
many a -month, and drank it at a
draught. And then, as the unaccus
tomed fumes mounted to' his brain—
for, he rarely took stimulants—he,
Paced the chamber to and: fro, excit
ed and restless. •
It was late when Teresiim returned,
and it was with surprise she found
herself accosted by her uncle in amia
ble tones.
'You have said nothing at the villa
of your fortune, Child ?' •
• 'Nothing, my" father.' r -
'And you skill not marry: that poor
Luigi, and ;you will give all - this
money to the ErigliShman ?'
• 'lt is only just, uncle Baldelli.'
'And : your poor uncle will•remain
in Pausilipo, and work; Work- forihis
little plate of macaroni, and his dear
little Teresina will be proud,
and, ashamed of him and there was
a sneer in
.the-old man's tones, and a
dark look in his eyes, that belied the
softness of his speech. ° . •
'No, no,' replied his niece, 'never
that, I hope. But you will go about
this for me to•morrow, will you not,
uncle?'
'Yes, I will see to it. And now we
will rake a cup of wine in honor of
my Jeresina's good fortune. See
-here, kis ready;' and he took froM
a side , table .two tumblers already
poured out. •
'Ah, t,!iis is very kind of you, my
father. ; But how bitter it is.'
'FiniSh it, finish it,' he said fierce
‘a bumper to the lucky number!'
and she, not caring to irritate him,
cuinpliecl; r
She shortly after retired 'to rear,
drowsy and tired. •
Half an hour afterward the old
an crept toward
.her room, mutter-
LaSonnarnbula, La Sonnambulal
Luigi sail that the ppera at San Car
lo was like real life. Somnambulists
do drinae things.
•
And he passed into her
- Frank Lloyd, was sitting in a .boat
waiting for his employer at the steps
of the Vlla, Santangelo. He was
surprised to, see a 'mg, burning: in
the gardener's house at so late an
hour; but he knew that Teresina
often sat up late after her uncle had
retired ; indeed, he had had many a
sweet stolen interview with her at
:the window, when waiting as he wait
ed_nbw.: - At this. moment he heard
the voice of. Lord Ardfey, joining in
a duet with his fiancee•at the villa.
'He wont come away just yet,' said
the sailor to himself; so, taking ty
clean, ump over
,a strip of water that.
Separated the two : - basements,. he;
clambered up tO• the gardener's win
(low._ He had : placed his hands on .
the window-sill, and was :drawina•
hittiself up, and. about to give the
usual signal, when, to his intense
astonishment, he, saw old Baldelli
staggering from the opposite room,
half dragging, half carrying his niece.
What could it mean ? Was Phe ill
,?
Was it fresh air she required ? Ile
had not 'much time for thought, fot
the window, opened soddenly out-
Ward by Baldelli, struck his hands,
from their hold, and ,he had only
time to droplightly into the water
beneath. As lie came to the surface
Heayen! he 6aulti neither
shout nor prevent itLthe'slight form
of his sweetheart •was hurled froml
'the window into the black water he
-1 low; and tbe'old man, not daring to
look upon his handiwork, closed the
window abruptly and disappeared.
It was the work Of a moment for the
'young sailor to reach the body of his
sweetheart, and to place her in his
boat "under cover of a sail. But what.,
was , he now to do with his preeious
burden, which lay, safe but still un
conscious, near him? fie might in
deed place het under the care. of, the
lsdies at the villas; but then he fear
ed the chatter Of servants ; nor did he
know what power her uncle might
have to - claim her from them, for
Italian courts are slow to recognize
! the interference, Of foreigners in do
-1 mestic difficulties. While be was
i still'in doubt hewas joined by Lord
Ardley, to whom he related his ad
venture. The ,nobleman listened to
the agitated voice of the poor lad,
and, makings, shrewd guess at their
relations, he said :
• 'Your sweetheart,' eh, Lloyd ?''
sir ; not a doubt of it.'
.-
'And you're Ointotrittery her ?',
'Now more than ei•tr, sir. Ah, my
lord, yfitt don't know what dillic-ulties
we've had to tight against, nor yet
how dear she ome ;' and then he
told the whofo story of- his attach
ment as they Vowed vigOrouslY, each
at an oar, toward anta Lueiao:here
Teresina was plaekt- on bonid the
•
yacht.
On the followhyf.day,Baldelli,hag
wird and anxious, at an early hour,
nt
preiented him Self at the Lance di
1bt144 •
'1 have come, as the guardian of
my niece Teresina, to claim the
money she has gained in the lotter3.'
'Very good, -signore. And first
the ticket, if you please.'
- He eagerly presented it..
'All right and in order,' said !the
clerk. 'She pre-tinted , herself here
yesterday?' •
'She did.' ;
The elerk took out a large roll .of
notes, which he began deliberately
and without haste to count.
'What a stroke of fortune for one
so youngV .
IlaWeill:nodded his head impa
tiently.
The ..clerk tiedi up the_ bundle of
notes, and began to whistle 'Addio !
wia bella. Napoli.' • .
'Well, well,' s kid the. gardener
sharply. -.'Am Ito wait much longer ?'
'Rut, signore, you seem to be, in a
greater:hurry than the signorina.'
'What do you mean ?'
'Why, we wait the arrival of Tere
sina Bat:kill, of course' (`Stupid old
imbecile!' muttered the elm k
Bel f).
.
looked aghast, and then
blustered out :-
`Don't I telt you she hal told inc
t. vet tbo money ? 'Haves you not got
REGARDMEB OF DMMOLLTION FROM ANY QUARTER.
Vie ticket ? What more do youwant t
A m I not her .guardiatt ? Do you
doubt that ?'
'Not for a moment; but this money
will be paid in her presenee alone.
'lrut how can she come heft ? She'
is ill. - The excitement has been too
much for her.'
'Ah, then we must wait until she
has recovered.'
'But this is too much.' Am . 1
not
a respectable citizen ? Am I not—'
'Basta! That will do, signote ;'
and the clerk replaced the notes in
his desk.
Old Baldelli. fumed awl swore,,
whined and entreated, with no effect
'Give me back the _ticket, then. I
will report you to your
_superiors 1' .••
'The ticket! CerUtinly. Herc
And then the gardener left the
office.
The clerk had seen . a good number
of strange things in his time, and
was given to the observation of , the.
Countenances and emotions of .his
fellow-men ; so he wrote a note to
the chief office, - where in due time
Baldelli presented .hinsself. And the
official at this place was altogether
polite and amiable,. and much regret
ted that it was against the . rules to .
comply with Baldelli's request ; but
if the signorina was unable to attend,
but still anxious for the settlement
of her claim, why, he would accom
pany' the. gardener himself to the
house for the. purpose. To which the
gardener objected strongly, and re-
tired with a face so worn and anxious
an& frightened, that this ami4ble . of- .
of
ficial thought it as well to send a
detective officer to look after the old
•
man, and, , if possible, to get to the
bottom of• the mystery—for queer
things often happen with these lot
teries. . ,
The result was that nobody had
seen-or heard anything of Teresina,
and old.,Baldella was unable to. ac
count. for her disappearance, and
maintained a dogged silence on the
subjec't, for the disappointment to
his".hopes 'and the consciousness of
'guilt had completely unnerved him.
All the:scircomstances•were so suspi-
cious that the police felt, justified in
connecting him with her disappear‘
ante and 'aecordinglylie was brought
before the head of the police to an
swer for himself.
In . the meantime Teresina, having
recovered consciousness, was gradu
ally brought to by the as,sistance
the stewardess., On being questioned
by Lord Ardley, she gave a truthful
account of the events of the jLrevious
night, but said that, froth the time
she retifed to her roolu, he mind
was a complete blank. She related
with some blushing and hesitation
her conversation with her uncle about .
the lottery-ticket, not forgetting his
unaccustomed liberality in givinef
her wine to drink to her good luck.
Pretty clear, my lord, I think—
drugged," said Lloyd. -
'Very -111,;ely. Horrid old villain !
But what's to be clone now?'
With your permission, sir, I will
go into Nnples and see What is goitre
on.' . .
'By all means, Lloyd. And look
here, I am going to be married in a
few days . , rind if Teresina doesn't
wish to return to this pleasant home
of hers, I've no doubt she will r make,
an excellent attendant on . Lady . Ard
ley in our coming er ; 'uise about the
Greek islands.' •
• 'Many, many thanks, My lord.'
On going ashore,. Lloyd,..learried
that old .13ablelli had been interro
gated, with . the result that he now
suggested the-possibility of her haw
ing..lrawned herself; that she occa
sionally walked her sleep; that he had found her door and !he, window
opened on :the morrow of lter disap,
pearance.. This was contraryo*
statement at the otlice, nor could the
body be found in the tidelesS water.
He refused to say anything farther,
and was sent to jail to await his trial
on suspicion.
Lloyd readily obtained p,ermisOon
to see him.
• The old man, filled with rage and
remorse, cried ,to him to
,'Begone
but dared not look him in his face.
. 'Assassin, I know all I' • •
Baldelli Cowered - in a corner and
- said nothing. .
• know all, and I almost, hesitate
to relieve your villainous mind- from
the terror, that --agitates it. - Under.
God's hand.but :through no fault of
yours, she. ives.'
'Lives.!' and hiti whole aspect
changed. 'Then *why, am I here ?
Curse their meddling! Who says I
murdered her ? And you, fair-faced\
fool, What do . - you .bittster here for ?':
!Gently, gently, old man. There is
such a thing as attempt to murder,
'for which u- considerable term at the
galleys is not infrequently given. ,
Teresina lives, and, so far - as the
crime of Murder , is concerned, you
are not guilty, by an accident. Now I
mean to Make terms 'with yciu.
Listen : .1 witnessed your dastardly
attempt, and I saved her life: She
I will not return to you ; she will be
con,e my wif,-.; she will bid you fare
1-well, and will not be told of your
wickedness; and. she will carry out
her.intention for your benefit, and
give you
. the five thousand francs she
promised you, though you more rich
ly deserve live yews. at the galleys.
if you consent tos-this, good. It you
refuse, I at once proclaim you to be
the attempted murderer of your
iniece.' . .
'Mandell° - May, , every evil—'
'Enough. You are no fool, though.
great rascal.'
The piligrainine was carried out in
its entirety. Ealdelli was released
on the appearance of Teresina, who,
alive to some rascality on the part of
her uncle, Was . satisfied to' receive
from him a scowling assent to her
marriage with Frank Lloyd. .
After some months in the Mediter
ranean with Lady Ardley, she went
to England, her future home. as Mrs.
Lloyd
,; • and it_ was not till after the
old man's death that she learned the
true story of the tragical event that
might have followed on her lucky , hit
j at ludo.—London Socifty.
FIDELITY is 80,0 u-tenths bosinesn
Sue Cum.
Timm, ie nowhere an avo?i)gy for' de
er ouciauct.
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Locking the Trunk.
MR. SPOOPENDYKE'S PAINFUL SURPRISE
AFTER ;A DEADLY WRESTLE.
WiTEI A SARATOGA.
dear,", said Mrs. Spoopen
dyke, as she arose - fiom her knees;
hot 'and tired with packing, and
rubbing the small of her back as she
straightened up. " all tin oUgh
riti'w,.and I wish you would lock this
trunk." •
" Certainly," replied Mr. Spoopen
dyke,_dropping .his paper and slam
ming down the lid: " All you've
"ot to do is just fit the hasp in the
Ock and turn the key. So I"
But the key didn't quite turn, and
Mr. Spoopendyke - hit the hasp with
the side of his fist and tried it again.
" Don't it work r , asked Mrs.
Spoopendyke, watching the proceed
ings with considerable interest.. •
It'll. work. if'yOu'll let it alone,"
said Mr. Spoopendyke severely, and
he raised the lid,. dropped it again,
pounded the hasp and wrenched at
the key with all his strength. "Stand
back and give me room, can't you ?"
he gro*led, as he pressed .down on
the cover and gave the key quick
twists in a vain effort, to catch the
lock unawares. , •
" Why don't you rest your weight
on it and let me lock it ?" asked Mrs.
Spoopendyke, fluttering 'around her
husband and wondering if he was
thoroughly aware that : his plug hat
was immediately under the lid.
" Have you' got the time to
keep away-from this thing and let
nie • work it?'?. demanded Mr.
Spoopendyke, contemplating his wife
with:a Spartan expression of visage.
"'Spore I can do anything with You
sitting on, my elbcw ? If you'll go
down cdllar fora minute I'll lock
thiFi trunk," and Mr. Spoopendyke
banged away at the hasp and breath
ed hard But his best efforts could
only turn the key half *ay. ..
" Ohl • ain't I glad you couldn't_
lock it !" exclaimed Mrs: Spoopen
dykootniious to stay her hnsband's
glowing-wrath, " I forgot to put.in
your walking cane."
Dod • East - the cane 1" sputtered
Mr. Spoopendyke. 'Spose it's
going to lock any easier with it dod
gasted walking cane sticking out, at
one end 1 1 Who says I can't lock,it?
:What's the reason I can't lock it ?".
anal he stood off anti fetched the hasp
a 'tremendous kicL " Anything -else .
you've forgotten to-put; in ?" and he
sprang on the lid . antrtugged at the
key 'with his-- head - thi:own back and
.h 4 teeth set. " Got a couple of mir
rors you want in here ? Any china
in - the house that wants a ride in this
trunk ? ,IVitrit, to put in that dod
gasted ass on the tot) floor who tries
to•play the fiddle ?" and he flopped
otit: on the floor and banged 'at the
hasp again. •
31 Let me sit on it," suggested. Mrs;
Spoopendyke, clii4bing up without
waiting for a respotise. " Now try
it."
Mr. Spoopendyke fumbled around
and worked a y i p the hasp and key, but
fruitlessly.
"Can't ye sit any .harder than
that ?" he yelled, as the key stuck.
and wTitildn'i turn . either way.
" Traid .of breaking the measly r
thina" ? Press down, can't ye ?"
Mrs.Spoopendyke squirmed around
and said, " now dear," and then
looked over to see hoW he was cra
ting on, but the lock was obdu
rate,
" Dod gist the - measly trunk !"
howled Mr.. Spoopendyke, firing the
key out.the window and giving the
trunk a farewell. kick. "If you want
it locked - you get a blteltsmith and a:
steam` - derriclo - and Mr. Spoopen,
dyke threw hiMself into a chair and
pretended to bury himself in his
paper.
" I don't know how we're ever go
ing to get it open," said Mrs. Spoop
endyke after a long silence. -
" Get what open ?" growled her
•husband.
" The trunk. Now I .remember,
its got a spring lock, and when you
took the key out it locked itself.
I don't snppose we can ever find- the
key."
"That's it !" yelted Mr. Spoopen
dyke., " You know all about it now!
Why. didn't you tell- me it was a
spring lock ? •Why d'ye ,keep at to
yourself for?"
" T forgot." whimpered Mrs: Spool).
endyke," but_ it will be all right. I
:
can open it." -
• Oh; you can open it I" snorted
Mr. - Spoopendyke. - "You're an
opener. All you want is to be sharp
ened on both sides to be an oyster
knife ! With a,-dark lantern and.a
skull
. eap-you'd make a full 'set of
burglars' tools ! Oh, yes, you'll
open 1t! If you had a loose handle
L and,one corner kicked oil', you'd get
rich as a screw &river !" and , Mr:
Spoopendyke. tore out of the house
to see if he could borrow something
to pick olio the unfortunate trunk.
"That gives me time to pack the
valise," murmured Mrs. Spooperklyke
41,
and as I've, got another. key tothe
trunk, we'll do pretty well 'after all,"
and the worthy lady began t(i jam
night shirts and hair oil into. the
bags, tomether with .sandwitche's and
tooth brushes, wondering lnitime s s
whether Mr. Spoopendyke's silk hat
had . been . so badly smashed ; . that it
wouldn't do to
,go fishing in on rainy
days, even if it didn't look ,well
enough for church.—Brooklyp Eagle
Hid Idea of Exercise.
A Saratoga correspondent writes:
" I was talking recently with a New
York millionaire. He was telling
me he had come for the season. He
had been here -one single week and
was already talking of going hack t(
New York.. I was endeavoring to
point .ottt to him the benefit his health
would derive from a - long sojourn ,
here.froni,the pure airof Saratoga,
from his morning walks through the
woods, his afternooa drivc to the
lake, and so on. 1" Nonsense,' he
replied ; ' to
_walk ot ride or drive is
no exercise. To follow an idea amid
a thousand, to unravel .an intrigue;
to surprise a secret, to discover a
plot, to frustrate the efforts of a ri cab.
trades4fan, to outwit law -shrewdness,
to c tre :scheme nrter scUme, to
study a ptobleat, to exporinfent upon
Tr -1 L
-‘,...,-. :,.: A ‘,. . '.
' I j
l 'i- -- " --- 's !P '' • '
•*
.
4, to leave the house on time and
return against time, to g0.,0n a score
errands during the day—that is
hat I call exercise. In New York,
everything I do has -an object, even
my recreations have one ; but to walk
for the sake of walking, to stroll till
day long in a park, on a piazza or a
lawn, without any business to attend
toi without any distraction', that is
no life. An idea 'r that makes the
blood flow rapidly through the veins
is a more wholesome exercisei than a
long walk without an_ object and
concern. The man who, having
anxiously expected a message, walks
ten steps in his office to go and meet
the
_messenger, takes mote exercise
than the other who ' hal3listlessly
walked ten miles on a country road
for the simple purpose of gaining
appetite."
There was a railroad excursion
from Jackson County yesterday, and
among the crowd was a man who
called at the office of the Chief of
Police to make a statement When
the chief was ready to hear the de
tails the man began:
"I was just coming out of the de
pot when I imet . a fellow with a
squint to his dye. Got that down ?"
is,,yeg.7,
• "Well, he held out his hand, and
said 'how. do you do, Judge Perkins,?
I kinder held out my hand and said
I.was purty well, thank you. I'm-no
more Judge Perkins than you are,
hut, I thought I'd draw the felloW out
a little. Got that down ?"-
Yes"
Well, we shook hands 'and walk
ed for the corner and he_ asked me if
I ever absorbed. • I said I did, 'and
we went over to a saloon and sur
rounded some beer. Are you follow
ing?" '.
. .
. . ,
"Yes.". ..
'My friend said his name was
Collins, and that he was in the mule
business. Then we absorbed some
More." ' •
i‘yes.”
"lie.asked me in didn't remem;
ber of loaning him . s'l. in Toledo, in
E-4;(, and hang my buttons if I
wasn't fool enough to remember! :I
wasn't in Toledo in '66 or anywhere
near it, but . I saw . a purty good
chance to make $;?.. Hang me, if I
didnt think I'd found one Detroiter
good enough to fly right to 'haven't
Then weabsorbed some more."
14 'yes.),
Well, the chap wanted to pay me
back the s2:and . I also wanted to get
hold Of it. lie hands out this. $2O
bill-for me to change and I gave him
back $l4 and was to hand him $4
more at the depot tonight. Then
we absorbed some more."
"It's a counterfeit bill."
" You bet! and I'm a gone-up
Man! Farewell, old Jackson Coun
ty!"
" What do. you mean ?"
"T mean that $7 of that $l4 was
to buy school books, and the other
$7 was to buy porns plasters and a
new dress for a school teacher there.
I hive been done for and laid low.
Do I return to face music? I do not.
- Do I jump into the river and sleep
n the armsof death? I do anddon't
you forget it. I wan't a chew of to
bacco, a few instructions as to the
best place to jump .and I'll. trouble
earth no more."
But he didn't jump. He( had
twenty-two cents and this sum was
enough to get drunk on. He was
picked off the walk in the night ,and
taken to the station, and when asked
his name he replied !-:;
"No use, ole filer=-.no use. If I
lent you two dozzera in Chieago in
IS7 , you can't. pay it back, .nohow
—wan% have it—won't take it."
-This magnificent work wasexecut
ed . with (aft-metal types on 537
leaves, some of the, copies on fine
paper and others on vellum, and is
sometimes known as the ," Mazarin
Bible," a copy having been nnpx
pectedly found in Cardinal MazariWs
library at Paris. It Is also caged
the "Forty-two-line Bible," - becad i se
each full column , Contains that nuip
her of lines, and, lastly, as Guten
berg's Bible, because. John ..Guten
berg was•associated with Faust -and
Seaffer in its issue. • It was - printed
in Latin, and the letters were such
an exact imitation of the' work of an
amanuensis' that the copies were
passed off 'by Faust, when be visaed
paris,as manuscript, the discovery
of the art of printing being kept . -a
profound secret. Faust sold a . c - opy
to the King of Franee for 700 crolins,
and another to the Archbishop -of
Paris for 400; although he appears
to have charged less 'noble custom
ers as.low - as 60 crowns The low
price and a uniformity of the letter
ing of these Bibles caused universal
astonishment. The - capital letters in
red ink were said to be printed with
his blood ; and as he could immedi
ately .prortuee new copies ad libitum,
-he was adjudged in league with . Sa
tan. Faust was. apprehended, and
was forced to reveal the newly dis
covered art of printing to save him
self from the flames. This is sup
posed to be the origin of the tradi
tion of the_ Devil and.Dr.Taustus,"
dramatized by Christopher Marlowe
and others. One of -the highest pri
ces—if not the highestrealized - by
aby book was for a copy' •of this
Splendid Bible at the. sale of the
"-Perkins Library," at Hamworth
Park, or . 6th of June,lB73. A copy
On vellum was sold 'or .43,400; an
other on paper for £2,990. This
large price is rather surprising; for
there are about twenty copies in dif
ferent libraries, half of them, belong
big to private persons in Great Brit ,
ain. Betbre this sale the most ex
pensive book was Boccaccio's ".De-_
cameron," printed at . Venice in 1471,
which was bought at the Duke o(
Roxburghe's sale in 1811 by the!
Marquis of Blandford (Duke of Marl-
borough) for £`2,260; 'although its
value fell afterward; to £9lB in 1819,
when Lord Spenceri became its - pur
tiliaser.-.—Chainbere
T.ttlit present style of ladies' evening
cis is• the low atd behold style.-- Vam
rd .Fhir retie.
II
How It Happened.
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_ MEMBER 19
WAYDOWN BEEBE'S FALL SONG.
See do leaves a fallln' down,
Hear de breeze's - Wow
See de skies a-looking like • •
Do clouds wool soon be snowln%
Chorus—Wake up do tull.:1 folks,
Hustle In dat wood;
G it In your meat and 'raters;
For Summers gone for good
See de frost on top de grass:
An' h'ar de chlren cryln' ; - •
De Ivy-green has got s chill,
An' bale-Warm a dylrp.
Chorus—Wake up In de mawnln'
I .
.11taYe dem.blick heels fly
I • • 1 -
Summer's gone an!..Wlnter cold
Won't 1 wilt de larkey by
De 'possum wanders all alone, • -
De woOdebuck sadly calls:
De blckory-nut It can't bold on,
An' to de grou'n• It (alp.
Chorus—Lift up item feet:, brudder, •
3lakelde cabin Den
. De itirtnter will be long and cold,
—Kase Summer was so bright.
—J)ehott•Frrr Press.
VALUE ,OF TRUTH.
WHEN APPLIED BEFORE • A BROOKLYN
roucE COURT:
lie thought himself a notorious
criminal.
And yet there was nothing in his
appearance to justify the supposition
that he had ever graced Sing Sing,
or been under the loving care bt.the
keeper or - the Pon. lie was a- fine
looking 'old man of weighty propor
tions, with blue eyes that twinkled
with merriment and shot out sunny
glances in all directions. His man-
ner was cordial and cheerful.
" Oh, yes ; I'm guilty, Judge," he
said, even before he had heard the
charge. "IL certainly was- very 'dis
graceful on my part. -I ought to be
severely punished." , -
"'Not quite so fast, if you please,"
said Judge Walsh, in a conciliatory
tone. "The charge—let me see—
MS
" Do your duty, Judge, do your
duty There was not .the slightest
excuse," and the.
,ptitioner shook his
head in a way that indicated that he
_would not have his own views an-
tagonized. - ,
•;Tbe complaint alleges intoxica
tion," said the court,closely scanning
.the accused todiscover, if :
evidence of the spree . . And then
asked
" Your nutne, sir:?"
" Olivet Olieeseborough," was the'
reply. and he admits that he was
abominably drunk. At such an early
hour, too . and on a . public thorough
fare. Why," continued Mrl Cheese
borough, looking shamefully at' .the
floor, o• suppose some of the folks.
down at Babylon should Wave seen
Me?"
The 1:011rt„, con tem pl atedl the awful
results of -such a possibility and
queried :
•
" Then you . feel yourself guilty,
my 'friend ?": - •
-" Guilty, did your say?` ; I should
think I did. ,The idea of a man in
my position of..life Making a beastly
exhibition of himself ! A memberof
a chtkrch too ! COntemplate fot, a
moment, Judge, the demoializing
.effects of my example !" and Sir.
Cheeseborotigh tenderly caressed the
bare spot at the back of his head.
• The court sniffled the - odor of a
modest bouquet of• violets; as tto
prisoner continued :
I do not -ask for mercy, Judge.
When I think of. the figure I must
have cut trying to imitate. LaWrence
Bigrett, on the sidewalk, ny indig
nation at myself is simply intolera
ble. I feel so ashamed that C know
I won't have counge enough to face
the old lady Qn- my return."
" Mr. Cheeseborotigh;" said_ the
court, gravely, " therh are magis
trates in . this city other than thyself:
I will. venture to , say that, in the
course of their experience on the
bench they have seen, many men
charged with intoxication. In fact,
1 will go even , further, and say . that
they have seen the same men
and
with the. same- offence - over and over
again Without troubilog you with
statistics, my friend, permit me to
inform you that my experienc.e leads
me to believe that 'at least twenty
men - out of every hundred get drunk
'occasionally." • " -
• " Dees that remark : apply to Brook
lyn alone r•quickly asked the pris
oner.
"To Brooklyn in particular," was
the emphatic reply. •
'! Then," said . the prisoner, as he
looked gloomily oat of the window,
." I am glad•l do not live in Brook
lyn, although it. boasts so many
,churches. Thc offence is so grevious !
I presume the law provides for the
punishment of suck a beastly,critne?"
" Yes," said his .honor, " - the law
covers such cases-very nicely."
• " What is the fine and what is the
iniprisonmentl" asked the. -penitent
man as he produced a wad Of green
backs from his vest pockci . : - There
was $28.52.
"Here is all, f havO, Judge, and i
suppose it .won't go far toward the
payment of a , fine," and. he .handed
the Money over the desk. " And.
no*, for how long a period shall I
hate to go to jail ?"
" Put your money in. your pOcket,"
said the court,stroking its moustache,
and 'quietly added " Officer, - you
needn't assist him. He can do it
himself."
" The AiSual penalty," continued
his honor. : "is ten dollars' fine and
ten days' iinprisoninent."
Cheeseborough assumed .an
incredulous smile. He thought the
'court was trifling with him, and he
said : _
" Now I sincerely trust your honor
will not joke on so serious a subject !
It isunnatural to suppoSe than such
a. petty penalty will make amends
for the disgusting-exhibition of which
I was guilty last night. No, Judge,
I can hardy believe it."
" And, ometimes," added hii;
honor, with a
: gay- chuckle,
.as he
noticed with - pleasure the prisoner's
bewilderment; there is neither fine
or imprisonment. The culprit is al.
lowed to go scot: free 1"
" Ah ! but then the Judge neglects
his duty and sacrifices the very prin
ciples he is supposed to hold up,"
and Mr: Oheeseborciugh shot out his
fist and stamped his foot, as he waxed
eloupent °teethe matter.
-1, ..ti0t In all oasei wail the re
joinder. "It depends it togethe r.
together
--
upon the character of the offender. '
It is a pleasure to liberate some men.
Take yourself as an instance." -
"Me," said .Mr. Cheeseborgugh,
as be glared at the court in marked
surprise, " Why, you could inflict.
scarcely any penalty which would 1 , 1,e
too severe fot my offense. If m,
boy got tight I would tan him within
an inch of his life," and here the
prisoner tapped the palm of his left
hand and screwed up the corner of
his right eye'.
"But it is not all men who regard
intoxication in the same light as
yourself. That is the trouble." And
then his honor continued :
IMIB
"Do - you know, Mr. Cheesebor
ought that it affords me infinite de
light to let you go ?"
" Where ?"_was the quick-inter
rogatory._ -
' To your home."
" No . imprisonment ?".
" No.":
"Not even a fine ?" -
" Not even a fine,":.blandly assent
ed the court.
Why,'? said Mr. Cheeseborough,
I'm mostremphatically mum."
," Will.yoU allow me the high priv
ilege," interrupted ;his honor,- "of
setting you free ? must really in
sist upon it." .
Mr. Cheeseborough was thunder
.
struck. -Op recovering from' the
shock he said : -
" I must say I atuvery'mucli sur
prised. In fact, I can hardly con
trol myself. Do you know I thought
prisoners were nearly sen - -
teneed ? ,I see . I am mistaken."
" It is so rare nowadays to find a
man who being found drunk Won't
swear h&was a victim of sunstroke
that when such cases are discovered.
the : Judge:l orßrooklyn regard them
as an honor to their
,species. : Mr.
1 2heeseberough,. I am delighted to
meet a gentleman who can get-half
seas over without lying aboiit it.
As a . mark of the ,court's'esteem,
Officer Burns will carry you in, a car
riage to the railroad sleplat, and in
behalf of the municipality stand treat
for all hands. This is indeed a joy
ous occasion."—Brooklyn 'Eagle.
Thoughtful Thoughts..
!, A word nity spoken, how good Is It r*
A 111:$ E is not argument.
DILIGENCE is the mother of good luck.
IT what - you are, but what you
appear - to be. •
LET the ligitt of reason shine out all
your actions.
NOTHINO succeeds in the end like in
:vulnerability. •
c '• IN'the beginning passions obey—later,-
they command.. _
'TOPE is the only good which is com
mon to all men.
PEOPLE wi,uld rather be insulted than '•
be unperceived, -
PA 3(E is a.cono of smoke. Enjoyment
s a loaf of sugar. -
1311:•sTERriva; assertion goes fur proof
di over the world.
IT is easy to add - .things which havo
once been invented.
IN the - world theie are so. few voices
and 59 many echoes. -
GREAT truths are generally bought,
not found by chance... •
HE conquers a second time sho con
trols himself in victory.
THERE is nothing so . .fatal to comfort
as well as decorum, as fuss,
• Irma4n to what you .have rather than
reach for what you cannot get.
EMINI:NT stations make great men
'Clore great and little ones less.
TVE .. alwaystitd wit and, merit in those
who look at us with admiration.
THE actors or : our Youth - .are away_
ahead of those of one middle age.
THE brightest - thoughts so_metimbs come
from the dullest looking me'.
0 LEAUTIFUL, wonderful world ! al
most inorea flower - limn a fruit - of -Chris
tian life in its grace and beauty,. adorn-
ing the rough places of the road, leading, o
little children, lifting sadhearts, wiping
away tears and winning wayward souls.
No man has such control of his own be
ing as the man who can say, "Thy will
be done." The man who can say that in
every part orhis life has found himself,
has come to himself ; his true self, his
strong self, his hnpy self, and his endurL
ing self.
'REMEMpEIt that all questions have two
sides,; one is the right side, the other the
wrong side ; one is the, side of justice, the
other injustice. If yon take the right ;
side, ultiinately men, howevermuch they
may oppose and revile you, will come to
3 our support. If you take the other side,
there is; no power in earth or heaven tlu.t
can lead you through successfully, tr
eatise-it is appointed in. the . counsels of
heaven that justice and truth alone -can
)revail.
"You had better change that - rug,''
said a lady to her servant. ." Don't you
think it corroborates better. with the car
pet in this way I"' was the response. It
was the same girl who inld hec mistress
that a gentleman with a predicament 'in
his speech had called to see her.:
A PERSON overheard- two countrymen
who were observing a natural in a field
collecting insects, say one to the other-.
"What's that felloW doing, John?"
‘,‘ Why, he's a " What's
hat ?" " Why one who catches gnats to
e sun ."
WHEN .a young girl has-encouraged a
young man to hang 'round her for two
years, stuffing her with ice cream and
caramels, and then turns around and tells
him-she can' never. be more to him than a
dear sister, he canfOr the first time - see
freckles on her nose.
Now is the time to invest your . money
in a brewery. Professor I'roctor says.
that in t 5,000,000 years every tract of wa
ter will have disappeared from the fac.-
of the . globe. Salootis will do a ntslii,n:
inniineslybitt it will be a mighty dull sea
son for beat races.-11orriAtoten Herald_
j rnr.itt.: goes the door-b 01," said 'a
New tlaven housewife
.yesterday, ` - tand
every carpet in the house on the line in !
the back yard." "That'S all right, ma,"
"You can excuse a bare tloor,
but What would callers say about an in
grain Carpet when yoti-know, you associ
ate- with Bruf•sels folks."—Seto Navin
er.
:111: was at breakfast, wrestling With. a
piece of remarkably-tough veal. His wife
said to him : "You-always say there's
something to be thankful for in every
thing. I fancy-you'd be puzzled to find
son►ethiug to bit thankful for. in. that
veal." " Not at all," ho cheerfully re_-
spouded, stopping to breathe; "I was
just tilinkip , how greatful we shotdd be
that we met it when it. was young."
IfowEio-.lt. I would say to d 3 writer of
poetry dat If I.e can invent a fishline that
won't tangle - or a ts,ot-jack that will fit
any heel, he will teal. mo' Lenora dan
any poetry kin bring him. De man wh.
writes poetry may pleit.4.3 us for a mo
ment wid some tender th..ligl t. De man
who r:tises cabl:rtze - s and onions only,
pleases all winter,- but adds to our corpo:,
ral comfort and general bealth.—Brother
Gartiesier. i t
TnEtif: was joy. On WS farm when
thtt oldest boy, came back from college;
in his, sophomore year, and the" village
•v 35 proud of him. "Cheese it, culy, '
-to said when ho met an old friend, the
of a. neighbor who joined. farms with
his (toiler's ; "cheese tt, sully ; shove Ms
-your-- flipper, clench daddies, _ -1644x1y.
ow's nibs and where's the new racket •:"
And his proud old father aid : "It iras
just worth morten twice the money to
hear Ben rattle off Greek just like a
language."
NCTIIINO like it wai eVv . r. seen. All
the
,world stood by his grave and
mingled ite tears with the heavy
delude. _
C=Z3
Fun, Fact and Facetim.
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