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TOWANDA. PA. )tared I,'lBBl I=l • Sim! sirilled on her Em4yml4T, ' And charmed:Ms Qrealuv viquai And all his m/11: new glOry WOll .; uiN F. t Aauru. " N - l'au‘-'ilipo is a suburb- of , Naples," stretching along the western side- of the beautiful bay, 'about which so much has been said and written. Along-the steep:banks - that descend abruptly to the sea' arc many charm, ing villas facing directlyon the wa fer, and reached froM the main road by zigza g .. paths, through gardens rich in all the luxuriant growth of southern. Italy. With the deep-blue water washing the. rocks upon which these houses stand, and beyond the sea; the mountains behind Sorrento, Castellainare adl Vico standing out in bold outline; with Vesuvius rear ing his head solemp and threatening lolhe left—there Is here to he found about as tine' a view as the heart of man could de,sire. • And When the eye, .as it is ant.to . do. tires of these ' grander beauties, it is onlytlccessary to turn round to regale one's senses With the soft greens of ~`the fig-tree, olive, chestnut and-lemon, the odors of the orange-blossorns; and roses, and the varied hues of the !piny flowers with: which nature supplies this land with so liberal a-hand. Fel, _7,'79 (novll-75 I= L F.A; it Et Jan.:0875 In one of the prettiest of these Jai.; lived an English family ; the time Of the present story sonic tender passages were taking place between the eldest daughter of the house and Lord Ardley, whose yacht was in harbor at Santa Lucia, whence 'it was his frequent custom to . .sail across in the ding,CY'when the wind was favorable, both awn short and to avoid the- dust, jolting and ,evil odors along, the Chiaja. The usual coniji - anions of . these journeyS was a lad of eighteen, an English Man who, some years - Previously, had been . east adrift at NaPles. hy one of those strange chances which are -liable to. •befall' a young sailorwho finds him self with a brutab captain. and a drunken crew. After many shifts' and much Misery, 'by dint of :sheer honesty and .industry—virtues at . a eobsiderable premium in 1104 city-7-- and aided by a quick intellbrence, he had acquired a fair knowledle of the language, and a decent position as - courier, or commissionaire, as ore:ision °tiered. His name was - Frank Lloyd. Lord Ardley had taken . a fancy to him, and attached him to his special service . durina his ' stay in the neighborhood, finding him both useful 'and discreet. Dec. 4. 1579 6125.000 75,0041 N. N. 11F.TTS, Cashier HEART AND HEARTH. We at and watched !Ike hearth - fire blaze, Ify.friend avd I to - Other; The cricket sang of harvest days, The wood of rummer weather. ' It told of shade, of stottn anttsun, Its native oakland story Tu him It only spake of one Who turtle! all gloom to glory. The crieket carolled 4111 of noon, ' _ Bright with the sttu's caresses ; To him called a form like Jun; Aflustiwith golden tresses. Within the flame a spirit seemed To soar and sway and falter, hi his heart a presenCe beamed More steadfast on Its altar, . The embers, In their ashen bed, Looked out with transient flashes ; He only saw sweet eyes that shed Their rays through twilight flashes O'er stnidiled fields the autumn 1n Ina and mournful closes Ike only heard ' r a song that sailed O'er charmed realms or roses. fits eyi;soncti lit with battle-Ire, latuo . with warrior science, Forgot their fierce, controlling tire, Their itio.lies of tleftanee. But with a dreamylove-light blest, More luminous grew and lender, As HAIM imagelWhis breast Had lit them With its splendor. The voice that once hls ardor proved, Along the roating column, . Now to mysterious meaSures moved Subdued, serenely soleinm Ile 'tallied her—and the soft words canto In nniMeal conipletenesi, • As If breathing of that name, Had touched his lips with sweetnof4 We grow like what we contemplat,— And all his face was laden With light, as it would emulate The tulghtness of the maiden. The moon, full-blown to Illy-tchlte,_,.; Loiiked in, with lovo-loen pallor knew Ills frame rorgoi its might, • Ills wrieforgot its valor. the kissed his brow and smoothed his Bair, Like a consoling mother, And whispered,, "1, too, only wear The brightness of another. Like Ruth, I wall: in his broad domain, Anil wait his lordly gssture; • 1 glean his light, but reach la vahr To touch his princely vesture." • With tunny a - sympat !loth, guest, The air hung, star-beh.a.gueretl, \V hen to to her.ivholilleil his lire'ast, Talc I)iati stood transfigured llofore the. ;sweet trsnsithni. The rlsioniled 7 --my friend was gone, And left me tqly gazing; Fut•ln the hearth-llght 1 ivaa shown A futtire altar blazing. • —Thomas Thrxhetnali Rem; TERESINA'S ,PRIZE. Now g it happened' that adjoining the Villa Santangelo 'Was an unten anted house, placed under the care of a gardener,.natned Baldelli, who oc cupied a small house close to the wa ter's edge, which served for bathing apartments when the main building was tenanted. With old Baldelli lived his niece Teresina. an excep tiOnally beautiful girl of fifteen; who had rather a 'hard time of it to make things'comfoilable for her surly and avaricious uncle, to whom the expen diture of every sold() :for houseitold necessities was an agony.' Teresina was a great favorite at the villa, where she was often required to as sist the ladies with her needle ; and there sOme of her happiest days were spent, much indeed to her own ad vantage ; for, takin ,, b an interest in. her, they had taught her habits and nodes of life which raised her eon-, ide rably above her countrywomen of the sanie class. * .Deprived early -- or her parents, she mixed little in the society of her own class; for Baldelli was strongly averse to anything in the nature of Outings or junketings, as involving,ekpense, add his misery habits made hint- unpopular :ationgst, his neighbors. ' Teresina had been . for some time attschtri to Frtink Llovri, much to the displeasure of old bitldelli t who . .. hated him very cordially for the way in whiCh Lloyd steadily set his face against the monstrous impositions attempted by the old man, though he frequently put little commissions in his way for ilcr,vers, fruit, poultry and the rest. naldelli's son, Luigi ; as afro a thorn in the sides of the lbvers. Ile was a typical specimen of 'those Neapolitans,' a term of con temyt used specially for a loafing Set -in Naples by the surrounding towns. Just a shade.above the laz• zaroni; 'who are fast disappearing, they are as idle and .worthless a set of cubs. as are tei-lbe found in Europe. .Wnrk is hateful to theM• they would sooner - . filch a shilling than earn' ten anytday ; their timeis spent round the doors of cafes, in the piazzas, on hoard the bay steamers, in the gap dens of the Chiaja• always in - gangs, gambling, idling, smoking, singing, sometimes— but rarely fighting, never- working. Where they find weans to. dress their unclean bodies in the 'tawdry pseudo-respectable. elotbasl they wear, and for the lavish display of collars and' cuffs—the less said about their under attire the bei. 7 ter -L-is a mystery. Luigi had gradu ated highly in this set ; but, having a notion to settle - down into a less precarious mode of life, had thought that Teresina might prove a .useful appendage, • and; perhaps, by her cleVerness and • industry,, supply hiM with means for his • own pecuniary pleasures,' Affairaithus stood when a stroke 'of' fortune, which': befell • Teresina, gave rise - to the trouble of which this story tells. Like many wiser and better people herself, she occasionally dreamed dreams, and often threw away her small savings in the public lotteries upon some 'lucky which was to make her fortune: One day, however, she -found herself to he the one in a thousand on whom Fortune smiles. She was the winner ..of five Hundred pounds. It is need les to .say with what 'alacrity she presented herself at the ban co di lotto, and her disappointment on finding it was impossible to pay the money over to her. Sic wills too young. She -must bring here-parents or gu:itrdian. .Nth a heavy heart she returned to- Pausilipo, no longer . thinking 6f the joyful : surprise she had.-in siore for her dailing Frank, when she should place. the money in his hands; and _tell him to, take her. with it; but with a presentiment of some misfortune that must arise from her uncle's greed or her cousin's envy. But she had been taught a courage and iiide pendenee from her association with the English, which determined her to make a stand for. her fights. 'Chut I What do you do so-late ?' growled- her uncle as she. entered the house. have been to the ban( ) di lytto, my father.'' • ‘Lotio ! What have you to do with lotto ? - 0 little devil ! it is , not enough that yoit should beggar me, by giving, macaroni to any blind 'beg gar who passes, but you must play lotto, eh ? while Luigi sleeps all day, and drinks anisette lila? a prince Curse you both !' 'But ,I have : gained, my -father. And it was not with yore• money, but some that I earned from the En glish ladies.' . 'Gained ! numph ! Nine or ten lira for your trenta centesimi,l sup pose have won twelve thousand five !Mildred francs.' _ , Old Ha,deli dropped his hands to his side„ fell back in his ehair,• and, with open Tali ,and staring eyes, to have hist, all - power of ut terance. 'lt is true, uncle BaIdelli; and you are gliol of:my fortune, are you not?' • Twtive thousand ! Why. we shall be rit.h, my little Teresina. But where is the money ? Let 'me look at it, letme,feel it;' and his lean fingers trembled With excitement. have not yet xyceived They said you must apply for it. 4 .But here is the ticket.' '• Old Ba!deal seemed lost in, thought. 'Yes, yes ; I will apply for it,' said he; 'aud . then what gay doings shall we have ! • And yon shall have the brightest silk scarf in Naples, and a silver_ necklet worth, forty francs; if I can't get i.t i cheaper And when you ma ry not_ going to marry Luigi.' • Ali, but that will all come in time. And we will litry.the little' orchard on the hill Above, and 'your old uncle —yourloVing, kind old uncle shall do all the work, and Luigi shall pl.ty at /nom and go to the : theatre, and the little Teresina shall. look 'alter the house and be as extravagaht as she pleaw:s.' And the old man chuckled over this pleasant arrange ment. But Teresina'sispirit rose at this. never marry Luigi, uncle 'for I have plighted myself to Frank Lloyd.' Her - uncle looked black •at this ; but, any care about.bbf niece's marri age was, at -present, absorbed • in thoughts about the money. ...He - saw no Connection between the two at tilt fle took it for granted that what was hers was his,•and if she would not have Luigi—well, it was very desirable, certainly, but Luigi must look to himself. 'And you will _take five thousand francs for your Self, unble; for, :litho' my ftheri I believe, left you suffi cient for ,my support; I would not appear ungrateful. For the rest, I wish to be given to-my future hus band.' Balddli stopped in the middle of some Calculations . fie was- making, looked tiredly fora few moment's at his niece, and over his face came a look that - frightened her. • 'Bab, little fool, you' know . not w' at-you .say 1 cWill you' sacrifice your family_ to this accursed fair faced- foreigner-?'. 'The foreigner loves me. 'Aly huh kiininess is but At this moment a servant from the illa Stamingelo appeared t.c) request Teresina's presence at the house. "•- 'Say no word of this to the English people,' was her uncle's injunction as she left. will say no word, but will du ae I have said and there was a de- TOWAN4 BRADFORD. COUNTY, PL, THURSDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 6, 1881. termination in her voice and look that' thera was no mistaking. Baldelli sat for a long time,_neier moving but to make a gesture of an ger, or to utter an oath. PresetitlY he went to a cupboard, took froMit a bottle of: wine that had lain there many a -month, and drank it at a draught. And then, as the unaccus tomed fumes mounted to' his brain— for, he rarely took stimulants—he, Paced the chamber to and: fro, excit ed and restless. • It was late when Teresiim returned, and it was with surprise she found herself accosted by her uncle in amia ble tones. 'You have said nothing at the villa of your fortune, Child ?' • • 'Nothing, my" father.' r - 'And you skill not marry: that poor Luigi, and ;you will give all - this money to the ErigliShman ?' • 'lt is only just, uncle Baldelli.' 'And : your poor uncle will•remain in Pausilipo, and work; Work- forihis little plate of macaroni, and his dear little Teresina will be proud, and, ashamed of him and there was a sneer in .the-old man's tones, and a dark look in his eyes, that belied the softness of his speech. ° . • 'No, no,' replied his niece, 'never that, I hope. But you will go about this for me to•morrow, will you not, uncle?' 'Yes, I will see to it. And now we will rake a cup of wine in honor of my Jeresina's good fortune. See -here, kis ready;' and he took froM a side , table .two tumblers already poured out. • 'Ah, t,!iis is very kind of you, my father. ; But how bitter it is.' 'FiniSh it, finish it,' he said fierce ‘a bumper to the lucky number!' and she, not caring to irritate him, cuinpliecl; r She shortly after retired 'to rear, drowsy and tired. • Half an hour afterward the old an crept toward .her room, mutter- LaSonnarnbula, La Sonnambulal Luigi sail that the ppera at San Car lo was like real life. Somnambulists do drinae things. • And he passed into her - Frank Lloyd, was sitting in a .boat waiting for his employer at the steps of the Vlla, Santangelo. He was surprised to, see a 'mg, burning: in the gardener's house at so late an hour; but he knew that Teresina often sat up late after her uncle had retired ; indeed, he had had many a sweet stolen interview with her at :the window, when waiting as he wait ed_nbw.: - At this. moment he heard the voice of. Lord Ardfey, joining in a duet with his fiancee•at the villa. 'He wont come away just yet,' said the sailor to himself; so, taking ty clean, ump over ,a strip of water that. Separated the two : - basements,. he; clambered up tO• the gardener's win (low._ He had : placed his hands on . the window-sill, and was :drawina• hittiself up, and. about to give the usual signal, when, to his intense astonishment, he, saw old Baldelli staggering from the opposite room, half dragging, half carrying his niece. What could it mean ? Was Phe ill ,? Was it fresh air she required ? Ile had not 'much time for thought, fot the window, opened soddenly out- Ward by Baldelli, struck his hands, from their hold, and ,he had only time to droplightly into the water beneath. As lie came to the surface Heayen! he 6aulti neither shout nor prevent itLthe'slight form of his sweetheart •was hurled froml 'the window into the black water he -1 low; and tbe'old man, not daring to look upon his handiwork, closed the window abruptly and disappeared. It was the work Of a moment for the 'young sailor to reach the body of his sweetheart, and to place her in his boat "under cover of a sail. But what., was , he now to do with his preeious burden, which lay, safe but still un conscious, near him? fie might in deed place het under the care. of, the lsdies at the villas; but then he fear ed the chatter Of servants ; nor did he know what power her uncle might have to - claim her from them, for Italian courts are slow to recognize ! the interference, Of foreigners in do -1 mestic difficulties. While be was i still'in doubt hewas joined by Lord Ardley, to whom he related his ad venture. The ,nobleman listened to the agitated voice of the poor lad, and, makings, shrewd guess at their relations, he said : • 'Your sweetheart,' eh, Lloyd ?'' sir ; not a doubt of it.' .- 'And you're Ointotrittery her ?', 'Now more than ei•tr, sir. Ah, my lord, yfitt don't know what dillic-ulties we've had to tight against, nor yet how dear she ome ;' and then he told the whofo story of- his attach ment as they Vowed vigOrouslY, each at an oar, toward anta Lueiao:here Teresina was plaekt- on bonid the • yacht. On the followhyf.day,Baldelli,hag wird and anxious, at an early hour, nt preiented him Self at the Lance di 1bt144 • '1 have come, as the guardian of my niece Teresina, to claim the money she has gained in the lotter3.' 'Very good, -signore. And first the ticket, if you please.' - He eagerly presented it.. 'All right and in order,' said !the clerk. 'She pre-tinted , herself here yesterday?' • 'She did.' ; The elerk took out a large roll .of notes, which he began deliberately and without haste to count. 'What a stroke of fortune for one so youngV . IlaWeill:nodded his head impa tiently. The ..clerk tiedi up the_ bundle of notes, and began to whistle 'Addio ! wia bella. Napoli.' • . 'Well, well,' s kid the. gardener sharply. -.'Am Ito wait much longer ?' 'Rut, signore, you seem to be, in a greater:hurry than the signorina.' 'What do you mean ?' 'Why, we wait the arrival of Tere sina Bat:kill, of course' (`Stupid old imbecile!' muttered the elm k Bel f). . looked aghast, and then blustered out :- `Don't I telt you she hal told inc t. vet tbo money ? 'Haves you not got REGARDMEB OF DMMOLLTION FROM ANY QUARTER. Vie ticket ? What more do youwant t A m I not her .guardiatt ? Do you doubt that ?' 'Not for a moment; but this money will be paid in her presenee alone. 'lrut how can she come heft ? She' is ill. - The excitement has been too much for her.' 'Ah, then we must wait until she has recovered.' 'But this is too much.' Am . 1 not a respectable citizen ? Am I not—' 'Basta! That will do, signote ;' and the clerk replaced the notes in his desk. Old Baldelli. fumed awl swore,, whined and entreated, with no effect 'Give me back the _ticket, then. I will report you to your _superiors 1' .•• 'The ticket! CerUtinly. Herc And then the gardener left the office. The clerk had seen . a good number of strange things in his time, and was given to the observation of , the. Countenances and emotions of .his fellow-men ; so he wrote a note to the chief office, - where in due time Baldelli presented .hinsself. And the official at this place was altogether polite and amiable,. and much regret ted that it was against the . rules to . comply with Baldelli's request ; but if the signorina was unable to attend, but still anxious for the settlement of her claim, why, he would accom pany' the. gardener himself to the house for the. purpose. To which the gardener objected strongly, and re- tired with a face so worn and anxious an& frightened, that this ami4ble . of- . of ficial thought it as well to send a detective officer to look after the old • man, and, , if possible, to get to the bottom of• the mystery—for queer things often happen with these lot teries. . , The result was that nobody had seen-or heard anything of Teresina, and old.,Baldella was unable to. ac count. for her disappearance, and maintained a dogged silence on the subjec't, for the disappointment to his".hopes 'and the consciousness of 'guilt had completely unnerved him. All the:scircomstances•were so suspi- cious that the police felt, justified in connecting him with her disappear‘ ante and 'aecordinglylie was brought before the head of the police to an swer for himself. In . the meantime Teresina, having recovered consciousness, was gradu ally brought to by the as,sistance the stewardess., On being questioned by Lord Ardley, she gave a truthful account of the events of the jLrevious night, but said that, froth the time she retifed to her roolu, he mind was a complete blank. She related with some blushing and hesitation her conversation with her uncle about . the lottery-ticket, not forgetting his unaccustomed liberality in givinef her wine to drink to her good luck. Pretty clear, my lord, I think— drugged," said Lloyd. - 'Very -111,;ely. Horrid old villain ! But what's to be clone now?' With your permission, sir, I will go into Nnples and see What is goitre on.' . . 'By all means, Lloyd. And look here, I am going to be married in a few days . , rind if Teresina doesn't wish to return to this pleasant home of hers, I've no doubt she will r make, an excellent attendant on . Lady . Ard ley in our coming er ; 'uise about the Greek islands.' • • 'Many, many thanks, My lord.' On going ashore,. Lloyd,..learried that old .13ablelli had been interro gated, with . the result that he now suggested the-possibility of her haw ing..lrawned herself; that she occa sionally walked her sleep; that he had found her door and !he, window opened on :the morrow of lter disap, pearance.. This was contraryo* statement at the otlice, nor could the body be found in the tidelesS water. He refused to say anything farther, and was sent to jail to await his trial on suspicion. Lloyd readily obtained p,ermisOon to see him. • The old man, filled with rage and remorse, cried ,to him to ,'Begone but dared not look him in his face. . 'Assassin, I know all I' • • Baldelli Cowered - in a corner and - said nothing. . • know all, and I almost, hesitate to relieve your villainous mind- from the terror, that --agitates it. - Under. God's hand.but :through no fault of yours, she. ives.' 'Lives.!' and hiti whole aspect changed. 'Then *why, am I here ? Curse their meddling! Who says I murdered her ? And you, fair-faced\ fool, What do . - you .bittster here for ?': !Gently, gently, old man. There is such a thing as attempt to murder, 'for which u- considerable term at the galleys is not infrequently given. , Teresina lives, and, so far - as the crime of Murder , is concerned, you are not guilty, by an accident. Now I mean to Make terms 'with yciu. Listen : .1 witnessed your dastardly attempt, and I saved her life: She I will not return to you ; she will be con,e my wif,-.; she will bid you fare 1-well, and will not be told of your wickedness; and. she will carry out her.intention for your benefit, and give you . the five thousand francs she promised you, though you more rich ly deserve live yews. at the galleys. if you consent tos-this, good. It you refuse, I at once proclaim you to be the attempted murderer of your iniece.' . . 'Mandell° - May, , every evil—' 'Enough. You are no fool, though. great rascal.' The piligrainine was carried out in its entirety. Ealdelli was released on the appearance of Teresina, who, alive to some rascality on the part of her uncle, Was . satisfied to' receive from him a scowling assent to her marriage with Frank Lloyd. . After some months in the Mediter ranean with Lady Ardley, she went to England, her future home. as Mrs. Lloyd ,; • and it_ was not till after the old man's death that she learned the true story of the tragical event that might have followed on her lucky , hit j at ludo.—London Socifty. FIDELITY is 80,0 u-tenths bosinesn Sue Cum. Timm, ie nowhere an avo?i)gy for' de er ouciauct. ----•-411.1. 4.-7" Locking the Trunk. MR. SPOOPENDYKE'S PAINFUL SURPRISE AFTER ;A DEADLY WRESTLE. WiTEI A SARATOGA. dear,", said Mrs. Spoopen dyke, as she arose - fiom her knees; hot 'and tired with packing, and rubbing the small of her back as she straightened up. " all tin oUgh riti'w,.and I wish you would lock this trunk." • " Certainly," replied Mr. Spoopen dyke,_dropping .his paper and slam ming down the lid: " All you've "ot to do is just fit the hasp in the Ock and turn the key. So I" But the key didn't quite turn, and Mr. Spoopendyke - hit the hasp with the side of his fist and tried it again. " Don't it work r , asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, watching the proceed ings with considerable interest.. • It'll. work. if'yOu'll let it alone," said Mr. Spoopendyke severely, and he raised the lid,. dropped it again, pounded the hasp and wrenched at the key with all his strength. "Stand back and give me room, can't you ?" he gro*led, as he pressed .down on the cover and gave the key quick twists in a vain effort, to catch the lock unawares. , • " Why don't you rest your weight on it and let me lock it ?" asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, fluttering 'around her husband and wondering if he was thoroughly aware that : his plug hat was immediately under the lid. " Have you' got the time to keep away-from this thing and let nie • work it?'?. demanded Mr. Spoopendyke, contemplating his wife with:a Spartan expression of visage. "'Spore I can do anything with You sitting on, my elbcw ? If you'll go down cdllar fora minute I'll lock thiFi trunk," and Mr. Spoopendyke banged away at the hasp and breath ed hard But his best efforts could only turn the key half *ay. .. " Ohl • ain't I glad you couldn't_ lock it !" exclaimed Mrs: Spoopen dykootniious to stay her hnsband's glowing-wrath, " I forgot to put.in your walking cane." Dod • East - the cane 1" sputtered Mr. Spoopendyke. 'Spose it's going to lock any easier with it dod gasted walking cane sticking out, at one end 1 1 Who says I can't lock,it? :What's the reason I can't lock it ?". anal he stood off anti fetched the hasp a 'tremendous kicL " Anything -else . you've forgotten to-put; in ?" and he sprang on the lid . antrtugged at the key 'with his-- head - thi:own back and .h 4 teeth set. " Got a couple of mir rors you want in here ? Any china in - the house that wants a ride in this trunk ? ,IVitrit, to put in that dod gasted ass on the tot) floor who tries to•play the fiddle ?" and he flopped otit: on the floor and banged 'at the hasp again. • 31 Let me sit on it," suggested. Mrs; Spoopendyke, clii4bing up without waiting for a respotise. " Now try it." Mr. Spoopendyke fumbled around and worked a y i p the hasp and key, but fruitlessly. "Can't ye sit any .harder than that ?" he yelled, as the key stuck. and wTitildn'i turn . either way. " Traid .of breaking the measly r thina" ? Press down, can't ye ?" Mrs.Spoopendyke squirmed around and said, " now dear," and then looked over to see hoW he was cra ting on, but the lock was obdu rate, " Dod gist the - measly trunk !" howled Mr.. Spoopendyke, firing the key out.the window and giving the trunk a farewell. kick. "If you want it locked - you get a blteltsmith and a: steam` - derriclo - and Mr. Spoopen, dyke threw hiMself into a chair and pretended to bury himself in his paper. " I don't know how we're ever go ing to get it open," said Mrs. Spoop endyke after a long silence. - " Get what open ?" growled her •husband. " The trunk. Now I .remember, its got a spring lock, and when you took the key out it locked itself. I don't snppose we can ever find- the key." "That's it !" yelted Mr. Spoopen dyke., " You know all about it now! Why. didn't you tell- me it was a spring lock ? •Why d'ye ,keep at to yourself for?" " T forgot." whimpered Mrs: Spool). endyke," but_ it will be all right. I : can open it." - • Oh; you can open it I" snorted Mr. - Spoopendyke. - "You're an opener. All you want is to be sharp ened on both sides to be an oyster knife ! With a,-dark lantern and.a skull . eap-you'd make a full 'set of burglars' tools ! Oh, yes, you'll open 1t! If you had a loose handle L and,one corner kicked oil', you'd get rich as a screw &river !" and , Mr: Spoopendyke. tore out of the house to see if he could borrow something to pick olio the unfortunate trunk. "That gives me time to pack the valise," murmured Mrs. Spooperklyke 41, and as I've, got another. key tothe trunk, we'll do pretty well 'after all," and the worthy lady began t(i jam night shirts and hair oil into. the bags, tomether with .sandwitche's and tooth brushes, wondering lnitime s s whether Mr. Spoopendyke's silk hat had . been . so badly smashed ; . that it wouldn't do to ,go fishing in on rainy days, even if it didn't look ,well enough for church.—Brooklyp Eagle Hid Idea of Exercise. A Saratoga correspondent writes: " I was talking recently with a New York millionaire. He was telling me he had come for the season. He had been here -one single week and was already talking of going hack t( New York.. I was endeavoring to point .ottt to him the benefit his health would derive from a - long sojourn , here.froni,the pure airof Saratoga, from his morning walks through the woods, his afternooa drivc to the lake, and so on. 1" Nonsense,' he replied ; ' to _walk ot ride or drive is no exercise. To follow an idea amid a thousand, to unravel .an intrigue; to surprise a secret, to discover a plot, to frustrate the efforts of a ri cab. trades4fan, to outwit law -shrewdness, to c tre :scheme nrter scUme, to study a ptobleat, to exporinfent upon Tr -1 L -‘,...,-. :,.: A ‘,. . '. ' I j l 'i- -- " --- 's !P '' • ' •* . 4, to leave the house on time and return against time, to g0.,0n a score errands during the day—that is hat I call exercise. In New York, everything I do has -an object, even my recreations have one ; but to walk for the sake of walking, to stroll till day long in a park, on a piazza or a lawn, without any business to attend toi without any distraction', that is no life. An idea 'r that makes the blood flow rapidly through the veins is a more wholesome exercisei than a long walk without an_ object and concern. The man who, having anxiously expected a message, walks ten steps in his office to go and meet the _messenger, takes mote exercise than the other who ' hal3listlessly walked ten miles on a country road for the simple purpose of gaining appetite." There was a railroad excursion from Jackson County yesterday, and among the crowd was a man who called at the office of the Chief of Police to make a statement When the chief was ready to hear the de tails the man began: "I was just coming out of the de pot when I imet . a fellow with a squint to his dye. Got that down ?" is,,yeg.7, • "Well, he held out his hand, and said 'how. do you do, Judge Perkins,? I kinder held out my hand and said I.was purty well, thank you. I'm-no more Judge Perkins than you are, hut, I thought I'd draw the felloW out a little. Got that down ?"- Yes" Well, we shook hands 'and walk ed for the corner and he_ asked me if I ever absorbed. • I said I did, 'and we went over to a saloon and sur rounded some beer. Are you follow ing?" '. . . . . , "Yes.". .. 'My friend said his name was Collins, and that he was in the mule business. Then we absorbed some More." ' • i‘yes.” "lie.asked me in didn't remem; ber of loaning him . s'l. in Toledo, in E-4;(, and hang my buttons if I wasn't fool enough to remember! :I wasn't in Toledo in '66 or anywhere near it, but . I saw . a purty good chance to make $;?.. Hang me, if I didnt think I'd found one Detroiter good enough to fly right to 'haven't Then weabsorbed some more." 14 'yes.), Well, the chap wanted to pay me back the s2:and . I also wanted to get hold Of it. lie hands out this. $2O bill-for me to change and I gave him back $l4 and was to hand him $4 more at the depot tonight. Then we absorbed some more." "It's a counterfeit bill." " You bet! and I'm a gone-up Man! Farewell, old Jackson Coun ty!" " What do. you mean ?" "T mean that $7 of that $l4 was to buy school books, and the other $7 was to buy porns plasters and a new dress for a school teacher there. I hive been done for and laid low. Do I return to face music? I do not. - Do I jump into the river and sleep n the armsof death? I do anddon't you forget it. I wan't a chew of to bacco, a few instructions as to the best place to jump .and I'll. trouble earth no more." But he didn't jump. He( had twenty-two cents and this sum was enough to get drunk on. He was picked off the walk in the night ,and taken to the station, and when asked his name he replied !-:; "No use, ole filer=-.no use. If I lent you two dozzera in Chieago in IS7 , you can't. pay it back, .nohow —wan% have it—won't take it." -This magnificent work wasexecut ed . with (aft-metal types on 537 leaves, some of the, copies on fine paper and others on vellum, and is sometimes known as the ," Mazarin Bible," a copy having been nnpx pectedly found in Cardinal MazariWs library at Paris. It Is also caged the "Forty-two-line Bible," - becad i se each full column , Contains that nuip her of lines, and, lastly, as Guten berg's Bible, because. John ..Guten berg was•associated with Faust -and Seaffer in its issue. • It was - printed in Latin, and the letters were such an exact imitation of the' work of an amanuensis' that the copies were passed off 'by Faust, when be visaed paris,as manuscript, the discovery of the art of printing being kept . -a profound secret. Faust sold a . c - opy to the King of Franee for 700 crolins, and another to the Archbishop -of Paris for 400; although he appears to have charged less 'noble custom ers as.low - as 60 crowns The low price and a uniformity of the letter ing of these Bibles caused universal astonishment. The - capital letters in red ink were said to be printed with his blood ; and as he could immedi ately .prortuee new copies ad libitum, -he was adjudged in league with . Sa tan. Faust was. apprehended, and was forced to reveal the newly dis covered art of printing to save him self from the flames. This is sup posed to be the origin of the tradi tion of the_ Devil and.Dr.Taustus," dramatized by Christopher Marlowe and others. One of -the highest pri ces—if not the highestrealized - by aby book was for a copy' •of this Splendid Bible at the. sale of the "-Perkins Library," at Hamworth Park, or . 6th of June,lB73. A copy On vellum was sold 'or .43,400; an other on paper for £2,990. This large price is rather surprising; for there are about twenty copies in dif ferent libraries, half of them, belong big to private persons in Great Brit , ain. Betbre this sale the most ex pensive book was Boccaccio's ".De-_ cameron," printed at . Venice in 1471, which was bought at the Duke o( Roxburghe's sale in 1811 by the! Marquis of Blandford (Duke of Marl- borough) for £`2,260; 'although its value fell afterward; to £9lB in 1819, when Lord Spenceri became its - pur tiliaser.-.—Chainbere T.ttlit present style of ladies' evening cis is• the low atd behold style.-- Vam rd .Fhir retie. II How It Happened. -- -*--4 , 0.11. , b--------• The Faust Bible. 81.00 per Annum In Advance. _ MEMBER 19 WAYDOWN BEEBE'S FALL SONG. See do leaves a fallln' down, Hear de breeze's - Wow See de skies a-looking like • • Do clouds wool soon be snowln% Chorus—Wake up do tull.:1 folks, Hustle In dat wood; G it In your meat and 'raters; For Summers gone for good See de frost on top de grass: An' h'ar de chlren cryln' ; - • De Ivy-green has got s chill, An' bale-Warm a dylrp. Chorus—Wake up In de mawnln' I . .11taYe dem.blick heels fly I • • 1 - Summer's gone an!..Wlnter cold Won't 1 wilt de larkey by De 'possum wanders all alone, • - De woOdebuck sadly calls: De blckory-nut It can't bold on, An' to de grou'n• It (alp. Chorus—Lift up item feet:, brudder, • 3lakelde cabin Den . De itirtnter will be long and cold, —Kase Summer was so bright. —J)ehott•Frrr Press. VALUE ,OF TRUTH. WHEN APPLIED BEFORE • A BROOKLYN roucE COURT: lie thought himself a notorious criminal. And yet there was nothing in his appearance to justify the supposition that he had ever graced Sing Sing, or been under the loving care bt.the keeper or - the Pon. lie was a- fine looking 'old man of weighty propor tions, with blue eyes that twinkled with merriment and shot out sunny glances in all directions. His man- ner was cordial and cheerful. " Oh, yes ; I'm guilty, Judge," he said, even before he had heard the charge. "IL certainly was- very 'dis graceful on my part. -I ought to be severely punished." , - "'Not quite so fast, if you please," said Judge Walsh, in a conciliatory tone. "The charge—let me see— MS " Do your duty, Judge, do your duty There was not .the slightest excuse," and the. ,ptitioner shook his head in a way that indicated that he _would not have his own views an- tagonized. - , •;Tbe complaint alleges intoxica tion," said the court,closely scanning .the accused todiscover, if : evidence of the spree . . And then asked " Your nutne, sir:?" " Olivet Olieeseborough," was the' reply. and he admits that he was abominably drunk. At such an early hour, too . and on a . public thorough fare. Why," continued Mrl Cheese borough, looking shamefully at' .the floor, o• suppose some of the folks. down at Babylon should Wave seen Me?" The 1:011rt„, con tem pl atedl the awful results of -such a possibility and queried : • " Then you . feel yourself guilty, my 'friend ?": - • -" Guilty, did your say?` ; I should think I did. ,The idea of a man in my position of..life Making a beastly exhibition of himself ! A memberof a chtkrch too ! COntemplate fot, a moment, Judge, the demoializing .effects of my example !" and Sir. Cheeseborotigh tenderly caressed the bare spot at the back of his head. • The court sniffled the - odor of a modest bouquet of• violets; as tto prisoner continued : I do not -ask for mercy, Judge. When I think of. the figure I must have cut trying to imitate. LaWrence Bigrett, on the sidewalk, ny indig nation at myself is simply intolera ble. I feel so ashamed that C know I won't have counge enough to face the old lady Qn- my return." " Mr. Cheeseborotigh;" said_ the court, gravely, " therh are magis trates in . this city other than thyself: I will. venture to , say that, in the course of their experience on the bench they have seen, many men charged with intoxication. In fact, 1 will go even , further, and say . that they have seen the same men and with the. same- offence - over and over again Without troubilog you with statistics, my friend, permit me to inform you that my experienc.e leads me to believe that 'at least twenty men - out of every hundred get drunk 'occasionally." • " - • " Dees that remark : apply to Brook lyn alone r•quickly asked the pris oner. "To Brooklyn in particular," was the emphatic reply. • '! Then," said . the prisoner, as he looked gloomily oat of the window, ." I am glad•l do not live in Brook lyn, although it. boasts so many ,churches. Thc offence is so grevious ! I presume the law provides for the punishment of suck a beastly,critne?" " Yes," said his .honor, " - the law covers such cases-very nicely." • " What is the fine and what is the iniprisonmentl" asked the. -penitent man as he produced a wad Of green backs from his vest pockci . : - There was $28.52. "Here is all, f havO, Judge, and i suppose it .won't go far toward the payment of a , fine," and. he .handed the Money over the desk. " And. no*, for how long a period shall I hate to go to jail ?" " Put your money in. your pOcket," said the court,stroking its moustache, and 'quietly added " Officer, - you needn't assist him. He can do it himself." " The AiSual penalty," continued his honor. : "is ten dollars' fine and ten days' iinprisoninent." Cheeseborough assumed .an incredulous smile. He thought the 'court was trifling with him, and he said : _ " Now I sincerely trust your honor will not joke on so serious a subject ! It isunnatural to suppoSe than such a. petty penalty will make amends for the disgusting-exhibition of which I was guilty last night. No, Judge, I can hardy believe it." " And, ometimes," added hii; honor, with a : gay- chuckle, .as he noticed with - pleasure the prisoner's bewilderment; there is neither fine or imprisonment. The culprit is al. lowed to go scot: free 1" " Ah ! but then the Judge neglects his duty and sacrifices the very prin ciples he is supposed to hold up," and Mr: Oheeseborciugh shot out his fist and stamped his foot, as he waxed eloupent °teethe matter. -1, ..ti0t In all oasei wail the re joinder. "It depends it togethe r. together -- upon the character of the offender. ' It is a pleasure to liberate some men. Take yourself as an instance." - "Me," said .Mr. Cheeseborgugh, as be glared at the court in marked surprise, " Why, you could inflict. scarcely any penalty which would 1 , 1,e too severe fot my offense. If m, boy got tight I would tan him within an inch of his life," and here the prisoner tapped the palm of his left hand and screwed up the corner of his right eye'. "But it is not all men who regard intoxication in the same light as yourself. That is the trouble." And then his honor continued : IMIB "Do - you know, Mr. Cheesebor ought that it affords me infinite de light to let you go ?" " Where ?"_was the quick-inter rogatory._ - ' To your home." " No . imprisonment ?". " No.": "Not even a fine ?" - " Not even a fine,":.blandly assent ed the court. Why,'? said Mr. Cheeseborough, I'm mostremphatically mum." ," Will.yoU allow me the high priv ilege," interrupted ;his honor,- "of setting you free ? must really in sist upon it." . Mr. Cheeseborough was thunder . struck. -Op recovering from' the shock he said : - " I must say I atuvery'mucli sur prised. In fact, I can hardly con trol myself. Do you know I thought prisoners were nearly sen - - teneed ? ,I see . I am mistaken." " It is so rare nowadays to find a man who being found drunk Won't swear h&was a victim of sunstroke that when such cases are discovered. the : Judge:l orßrooklyn regard them as an honor to their ,species. : Mr. 1 2heeseberough,. I am delighted to meet a gentleman who can get-half seas over without lying aboiit it. As a . mark of the ,court's'esteem, Officer Burns will carry you in, a car riage to the railroad sleplat, and in behalf of the municipality stand treat for all hands. This is indeed a joy ous occasion."—Brooklyn 'Eagle. Thoughtful Thoughts.. !, A word nity spoken, how good Is It r* A 111:$ E is not argument. DILIGENCE is the mother of good luck. IT what - you are, but what you appear - to be. • LET the ligitt of reason shine out all your actions. NOTHINO succeeds in the end like in :vulnerability. • c '• IN'the beginning passions obey—later,- they command.. _ 'TOPE is the only good which is com mon to all men. PEOPLE wi,uld rather be insulted than '• be unperceived, - PA 3(E is a.cono of smoke. Enjoyment s a loaf of sugar. - 1311:•sTERriva; assertion goes fur proof di over the world. IT is easy to add - .things which havo once been invented. IN the - world theie are so. few voices and 59 many echoes. - GREAT truths are generally bought, not found by chance... • HE conquers a second time sho con trols himself in victory. THERE is nothing so . .fatal to comfort as well as decorum, as fuss, • Irma4n to what you .have rather than reach for what you cannot get. EMINI:NT stations make great men 'Clore great and little ones less. TVE .. alwaystitd wit and, merit in those who look at us with admiration. THE actors or : our Youth - .are away_ ahead of those of one middle age. THE brightest - thoughts so_metimbs come from the dullest looking me'. 0 LEAUTIFUL, wonderful world ! al most inorea flower - limn a fruit - of -Chris tian life in its grace and beauty,. adorn- ing the rough places of the road, leading, o little children, lifting sadhearts, wiping away tears and winning wayward souls. No man has such control of his own be ing as the man who can say, "Thy will be done." The man who can say that in every part orhis life has found himself, has come to himself ; his true self, his strong self, his hnpy self, and his endurL ing self. 'REMEMpEIt that all questions have two sides,; one is the right side, the other the wrong side ; one is the, side of justice, the other injustice. If yon take the right ; side, ultiinately men, howevermuch they may oppose and revile you, will come to 3 our support. If you take the other side, there is; no power in earth or heaven tlu.t can lead you through successfully, tr eatise-it is appointed in. the . counsels of heaven that justice and truth alone -can )revail. "You had better change that - rug,'' said a lady to her servant. ." Don't you think it corroborates better. with the car pet in this way I"' was the response. It was the same girl who inld hec mistress that a gentleman with a predicament 'in his speech had called to see her.: A PERSON overheard- two countrymen who were observing a natural in a field collecting insects, say one to the other-. "What's that felloW doing, John?" ‘,‘ Why, he's a " What's hat ?" " Why one who catches gnats to e sun ." WHEN .a young girl has-encouraged a young man to hang 'round her for two years, stuffing her with ice cream and caramels, and then turns around and tells him-she can' never. be more to him than a dear sister, he canfOr the first time - see freckles on her nose. Now is the time to invest your . money in a brewery. Professor I'roctor says. that in t 5,000,000 years every tract of wa ter will have disappeared from the fac.- of the . globe. Salootis will do a ntslii,n: inniineslybitt it will be a mighty dull sea son for beat races.-11orriAtoten Herald_ j rnr.itt.: goes the door-b 01," said 'a New tlaven housewife .yesterday, ` - tand every carpet in the house on the line in ! the back yard." "That'S all right, ma," "You can excuse a bare tloor, but What would callers say about an in grain Carpet when yoti-know, you associ ate- with Bruf•sels folks."—Seto Navin er. :111: was at breakfast, wrestling With. a piece of remarkably-tough veal. His wife said to him : "You-always say there's something to be thankful for in every thing. I fancy-you'd be puzzled to find son►ethiug to bit thankful for. in. that veal." " Not at all," ho cheerfully re_- spouded, stopping to breathe; "I was just tilinkip , how greatful we shotdd be that we met it when it. was young." IfowEio-.lt. I would say to d 3 writer of poetry dat If I.e can invent a fishline that won't tangle - or a ts,ot-jack that will fit any heel, he will teal. mo' Lenora dan any poetry kin bring him. De man wh. writes poetry may pleit.4.3 us for a mo ment wid some tender th..ligl t. De man who r:tises cabl:rtze - s and onions only, pleases all winter,- but adds to our corpo:, ral comfort and general bealth.—Brother Gartiesier. i t TnEtif: was joy. On WS farm when thtt oldest boy, came back from college; in his, sophomore year, and the" village •v 35 proud of him. "Cheese it, culy, ' -to said when ho met an old friend, the of a. neighbor who joined. farms with his (toiler's ; "cheese tt, sully ; shove Ms -your-- flipper, clench daddies, _ -1644x1y. ow's nibs and where's the new racket •:" And his proud old father aid : "It iras just worth morten twice the money to hear Ben rattle off Greek just like a language." NCTIIINO like it wai eVv . r. seen. All the ,world stood by his grave and mingled ite tears with the heavy delude. _ C=Z3 Fun, Fact and Facetim. - - sw►.b ---