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Sattirban Morrill!). December 18,1852;
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LEND A HA-ND.
'Working the world's'commotion •
Fliuinp. up life's thorny toad, •
Patnou, with a high devotion. •
s tru ggling in the cause of God.
And to us that band is praying— ••
:1 their gri-f , before us laying— ,
And to es that hand is saying'. .
I.3rethren ! lead a hand,
Men of freedom ! men of daring I
B:e•-'.1 with health and strong in OWN,
won all your noble bearing.
the battle-fight of troth.
Farmer friends reject and slight us,
Friend , and men resi.:t end s pit e tts.
Earh and hell combine to fight.-ns—
tieroeb !' lend a hand! -..
Men i ,f wraith. and men of station, ,
v ice h as had your aid too long ;
COW, then—from their degradation ..
H e ir to raise the wretched throng, '
ill a eo , m of wie unthinking;'
Front a poi.on cup they're drinking—
I n a .ea of death they'ropinking,
Rich ones ! lend a hand !
and ;oaring,
Crass your flights past human ken ;
Lend your mighty aid in pouring
liii.wiedge round the paths of men,
1:01111(1 you 1, a , olitude—
Mimi: with ht"_he•t powers endued
Per..l,iivz for lack id I. o d,
Geniu.s ! lend a hand !
Me , ' of God ! rthr.e calling
Has come down from Heaven above,
Ciase your scheming. and caballing,
tr,,ch in truth a rmriour's love.
Mr . ° Lai Intl ~ s you're decrying,
int truth are sighing,
dmlthe second death are dying,
Chrktians! lend a hand I
slrnof r von; nund and sioion.
')w• il,ge , d and strike the blow
indignation,
fie.; , he common foe,
Thore% a fled for all your working—
relzming. is lurking
LF , hero he no dastard shrinking,
l'airioin! lend a hand
In Incident Ia tin War of 1612.
A! o bide or Plartsburg, in 1812, during the
uproar of the heavy cannonade on lake and
mere appeared belore the commanding °Biz
mknown Indian, ciad in the Wildest savage
covered with war paint, and armed to the
te- whn gave information of the approach dirotigh •
the south bank of the Saranac, of a
'era body of the British, accompanied hy , a
tr,.a.kband of Barons, or Canada Indians who act
r as and scouts. ' It is well known that one
~s umo or the British army, under command of
6u-bane, haul approached Plattsborg from
to vre,t along the Beekmantrivin toad, to the north
!,e Saranac. The American army Was now en
7enched on flte tooth bank, in the angle formed by
aver and lake. It will, thernfore, die readily
lerttood that the approach of this new force .would
.c!,,e Americans in a positien sufficiently crifi
inay igniting of the dangers to which-they
11 , pody expied.
^l'l:..rma!ion brought by the .sarage was tea
, ra obe wholly Flighted ; and yet came in
;.Q . us a manlier to be wholly trusted. The
efore, thought it beet to interrogate the
\V h!) 'are you. my friend ?'said he
11,0;del i." was the laconic reply:
\Vow is your Warne ?"
oclibrlil;2e answered the stranger. -
• 1,,1 cnu comb I ron3, and why are you
•c^' par.u.kl tie officer
I '.an came :Torn tilt' Droch rivers t !' replies!
11,y are you here, i say ?''
Irily are the &lingoes in the woods? can the
1; . 'PI me that ?" replied the savage, hie eyes
boelan)hr),!) kniiv this person?" asked the
, :,;urna l g to lie bystanders ; but no one re-
no one knew• him.
you Want me to do then?" Eaid the
,er I!) the ludran *till euspicioua.
i,ke I,IIE, r•even, ten Foldiero," replied the
nr.ltllng up bath haodq, spreading--his
" Me take 'em end %volt fOr Mingoei hi
f s ;
Jove!" etrelaithed the 9131M''.7.
•e• men are4)9 feta to have tin ambush laidfßi
"n and we need a picket of that kind. The red
must tA friendly, after all. Let pine Ricked
headed by Corporal,sg43 :with hi m. ; .but let
be trtreliful and keep on their pada, "ard i!t
`y informed of the first approach' efiity eeelnY
i ver!inn.”
Dle ()filter turned away. The tried , here Oki,
, atiel. and guided by the Indian they look
' ..ent way in the
,woods, up the scruik bank °I
tenet, down which the newrhostile force was
to be enqiing They moved lowienl"
ab„t half an hour, when the int4aa
'"'reed with more caution, and to listen-for
tr yaunsualsound that diaturbeci ;the 4, -- . At
Pwing his ear clods to the ground; heforfl ..rusieneil•
t•noine n t, and then quickly riatrig'ol3; l Pit * 1 ,0 3
p°.3 ' t2n for the sntdiers tie betake lb . eMeiltee'lia*
ticket which bordered a small.. creek
into the river. The men coac"eale'elifn nan :.
ion the bushes quir:k posv•ible, while
dun crawled atealihtly to a position serpealail
!Invented, enncealitig tiiinsel Pbehind theinitik
.4i:en tree. At: Mary enjoined now then's—riot
'is Or make any noise , until they should receive 'sun a certain signal. "FeraUtiii.'disVait'CO,)..4
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aro( underbrush, and a kihdtf (ride
! I'e bank of die river, crossed heai . 11 0
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were hid; litotii the position the ic.Cupiect
thje . pu - th was in lull. vie*. In order. tit; cross the
strearni any one going along that' path had to des !
cent) about ten feet ahnosi.perpendicolatly ; that
wakiri' the bed of the brook; he could not
he seen by those ii ho ithoOld happen to ba any dia.
lance behind. - •
The.soldiers:had not remained in ambush long,
When 'by a (pick sigh, the scout gave them to un
eeristand that some one was eppinaching. They
soon saw art:lndian Coming at a rapid but silent
pace along towards the crossing. He had bat just
'gotclearly in view, When at a distance of about two
tods,behind, appeared another and se on to the
number of seven. They were all in war paint, and
armed with rifles and tomahawks: The soldiers
were all attention to the moi ements of their guide,
expecting every moment to receive the signal to
6re. To their surprise, however, they saw him lay
down We gnn, and draw from beneath the log a
long and powerful bow, and a‘bundle of flint-head.
ed, : sha9 pointed arrows Ile then turned himself
about under the log, until be faced the pass in the
creek.
The strange Indiana appeared to move forward
willtiaut die least he,itatidn Or suspicion. The fore
mom of them on veining to the creek, .dropped at
once down to cross'it. At this -moment the guide
Was observed to drew in til bow with a quick and
powerful eft - or! ; and sq rapidly as almost to elude
.the sight, an arrow was sped on its mission of death
The-stranger was been to drim in the middle of the
brook, and not a cry issued from his mouth. Quick
as laghtring the Mohican adjusted an arrow to his
bnw, so that as soon as the second Huron had drop.
ped down to cross the stream, he too was observed
to reel and fall without a green.
In the same manner Was the third and the fourth,
and the fifth Heron pierced as he leaped into the
fatal ditch. They were so close to.each other and
the whole scene passed with Such miraculous si
lence and rapidity, that neither of them had observ
ed the fate of his comrades until he met his own,
The sixth Indian, however, being a little more he
hind than the others, seemed to be somewhat sur
prised that he did not see them in view on the
poOle bank.' For this reason he descended into the
gully with a little more hesitation. He was imme
diately aware of the horrible tee that had arrested
their steps and silenced their tongues. Ile ende-av
ored to recoil, but it was already to late. A fatal
missive was also on the wing for him. He was
struck like the rest; but not with immediate death,
and ha had time to raise into the depths of the for-
ests one of those appalling yells of warning and of
rage which announces among the people of his
race, the presence of the mortal danger.
The soldiers looked upon this fearful scene in as
tonished silence, entranced by the murderous mag
ic which took place before them. When the still
ness and the spell were broken by that wamingcry,
bey expected to see the wood swarming with hos
tile savages. None, however, appeared ; and when
the echo had died away they looked in vain fur the
seventh. and the last of the Hurons. He had van
ished as if swallowed op in the earth. No trace of
him was visible,-nn sound of retreating foot steps
was, audible. The Alobican, however, still kept his
position behind the log itself, but with his fiery
eyes bent in quick - and searching glances in almost
every direction at once. He, was obviously at fault,
as well as the rest. No one eared to move or speak
above his breath. There was something, awful in
t he mysterious and sudden disappearante. '
-The silence continued for some len minutes,
when the sharp crack of a rifle was heard, and the
Mohican sprang to his feet with the blood stream•
ing down one side of his facli. His only exclama
tion was an emphatic " Ugh !" In an instant the
fatal bow and arrow were again in requisition, and
his face toward the Indian, he sent another arrow
on it's mortal mission. The soldiers beard a slight
scrabbling overhead, and on looking up they saw
the Huron falling through the limbs of a neighbor:
ing tree. Into this he had had the addreSs to swing
himself up, unseen by his enemies, during the 'too
-1 Mental) confusion oocasionel by the warning cry
pf his companion. From that perch he had coon
discovered the Inking place of the Mohican, and,
bent apart vengeanze, had immediately fired at him,
without considering, "and perhaps without caring,
whether or not enemies were near. The impru
dence cost him his life ; and withal, he hat) only
saucceeded m inflicting upon the Mohican a slight
' wound in the temple_
The scene,
_however,' new rapidly changed,...
,Shorilar after the report of the - rifle, the distant heavi ,
tramp of a body of regular troops was heard ap
proaching through the woods. They, loci, plungeA
into the fatal 'pass and' met with a like bet not
,equally bloodless reception, by the soldiers in am
bush. This time itkwas the rifle that did the basi
l/4"Y; The advancing column, however, was corn
posed•of veterans who fora few moments 'seemed
'to push 'forward into the - abyss' wbere their , cem
radefe and, guides'werelying wounded and dead
bet as 'bey were ignorant of the strengthof the con
willed enemy, underlaid hardly even tell from whit
direction the danger carire,•they' finally beat a re-.
•
,treat 'and drew pair .. to' the Woods again.
The 4ecli was all that Could have. been desired.
Thal force was not engaged daring the battle or
Plattsburgh: and after' ieirnind the disastrous 'Pale
,of the diy, it made a pet:losta retrep) ,nerthWarti,
')PI4 CPLead4- • ! • ,
It was.noticed that es soon u the seven Hurons
!woe ttpckbrittge-• flank- Peer4e'd to take_ ,ifo.
ftiiihir, Interest an the fray. Monti' ail;t• 'll4 filing,
, F9 l l l .g.ne4di !IP.ilisaPPearcd slut did Aid ilecantPa-'
.-ny the solt
!t ent b;citlio . the The next .dey,
; however . , appeared again before theotTleer k be.,
.65iiiied'jye tit . tiltif
. ,44 1 j4 1 9P, 9f 'PTO% tAnnat•aCallia attach...,
ttd to;J;ie beh r w M
outkille war paint washed. final:
his Ace: • to ission• eiionied 'to' be; steeoOipliiibia . .,
He teaktlotidoid: for
;promieea~ot,ajlibe al te~yat~ ... T~o ; alt f 9 ‘ 4 ,99: 11 9
ha reinstood.ioilentlietener, toil only pointed to'
;160;00day, trophies. hid)! he:. Wom stem int '1
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sightly that tbey w,eresofficient..ponvensation. In.
truth' the liuron was his heteddary foe ; andbe had
been:fighting instinctively for the tradition Of his
tatherito
'After, the ?second visit be was never , again seen
in the army. The stria/ of this exploit waslong the
talk and wonder of the camp.
Selena in anwerfpg,.Bhople Qui
Why is rain Water sof,tl—Becaose it is not ins
pregnwed with earth and minerals:
Why is it more easy to wash with soft water than
with hard?-Because soft Water unites freely with
soap, and dissolves it instead of decomposing it and
hard water does.
Why does wand ashes make hard water soft?
Ist. Because the , carbonic acid of wood ashes
combines with the sulphate of lime in the hard wa.
ter, and converts it into chalk.; 2dly. Wood ashes
converts some ol the soluble salts of watiss into in
solvable, and ihrotira them dOwn as,u,sediment, by
which the water remains more , pure. .
Why ijas rain :vrater such an unpleasant smell
when it is collected in n rain wate,r tub or tank ?
Because it is impregnated with decomposed organ•
is matters, washed .from roofs, treeir, or cask ir.
which it is collected.
' Why does water melt salt? Because very mi
nute particles of waielinsinnatelhemselves Into the
prima of the salt, by capillory attraction, and force
the crystals apart from each other.
How does blowing hot foods mike them cool?
It causes the air which has bean heated by the fond
to change more rapidly; and give room to fresh cool
air. •
Vhytle ladies fan themselves in hot weather?
The fresh particles' of air may be brought in contact
with their face by the action of the fan ; and as ev
ery 'fresh particle of air otsorbs some heat horn the
skin, this chinge makes them cool:-
'Does a fait coo! the air B No, it makes the air
hotter by imparting to it the heat of our- face, but
Cools our lace by traiisfariug-its heat to the air.
Why is there always a strong drabght ihroulh
the key hole of , a door 1 Because the air in the
room we occupy is warmer than the air in the hall ;
therefore, the air from the hall rushes through the
key-hote Into the room, and: causes a draught.
Why is there aiWays a strong dratigh under the
door and through the crevices on each sale ! Be
cause cold air rushes' from the hall to supply the
void in the room caused 6y escape 0/ warm air up
the chimney &c.
Why . is there , always a draught throtigh' Wei win
dow ereviceiri Because the external air, being
colder than the room we occupy, rushes through the
window crevices to snpply the deficiency caused
by the escape of warm air op the chiraney.
If you open the lower sash of a window, there is
more draft than if you open the sipper sash. Ex
plain the reason of this! If the lower sash be open
cold external air will rush freely into the room and
cause a great 'draught inward; but titheupper sash
be open, the boated air of the FLOM will rush out,
therefore of course there will be lean draught in
ward.
By which means is a room better ventilated—by
opening the upper or lower sash!: A room is•bet.
ter ventilated by opening the upper sash, because
the hot, vitiated air, which always-a/tends towards
the ceiling, can escape more easily.
By which means is a hot room more quickly
cooled—by opening the upper or lower sash? A
hot room is conk(' more quickly by opening the
lower sash, because the cool air can enter more
freely at the lower part of the room than at the up
per.
Why does the wind dry danip • linen? . Becaose
dry wind, like a dry sionge, imbibes the particles
of vapor from the surface of the.linen as fast as they
are formed.
Which is the hottest place in a church or chapel l
The gallery.
Why is the gallery of a public place hotter than
the lower parts of the building? Because the heal.
ed air of the building ascends, and all the cold air
which can enter through the doors and windows,
keeps to the floor till it has become heated.
Why does plants • often grow out of. walls and
towers? Either because the wind (dew the seeds
there with the dust i or else because,some bird, fly
ing over, dropped seed there which it had former
ly eaten..
How to DIE IN FA1T14.....W0u1d you be solappy
as to die' in faith, take these advicek
Ist. Be careful to get taithbeforehaod ;
.lOr death
is .a time to tied faith; ,not to , get , it. They were
footish.tirgins who had their oil to buy when the
brelegrotim. was close at hill& '• • •
2d. Study teller) eeery . daYin: the exercise of
faith, and be atilt improving,. and, making. use . of
Christ in all his offices, and far , all those- ends and
uses fur whiebtkid hatir given-bier to believers.
3d.. Frequent ly clear, op your , evidences, tor beer
en and beware otiettino tilnt then) '10.14.,:
4th. Record, and fair op theiiiipinieriessynt God:s
kind destine with you, and be 'often i'etienting
upon them; that ynninay havn . them band in
hSur Or death. . •
SM, Meditate mulch on those pro Mises which
have been **(tat 'and comfortable• to San - in •the•
time of trial, and beg that the Lord may tiring tluim
to you r remembrance mihen goo, pony? Jo di e --
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he ,,.
Taistostr.7 . ll .
twins is.l exnut (tro t warid
and preserttea.kingdoms, and fills eines and oho,
'this, arid tteatren ibselfr 'An itntirt'arrted`nfan,'like
e fly! in'{he.lrei it of PilißOPlti, divelf‘Yri 1 1 / ' 1" 6 1 ) ° 16 '
at st4ottless, pla4pfplltikdolie, anti is goofinectand
dies in singularity.- But , margin& like the , `usefOl
bee, builds a hotiso r and-gathers- sweetness from
.everyft owe!, ind•labinapand" (Shires' law sobi!nies
,'Uut 40lettier; . '0,0 1 46 6
the worid4rafi ' min'' , 41'
sind prArnotes.tho iuterest of roankintt, and is
that slate of good thingrr towhich Gad bath design.
Ail the-coristittitiort . 9
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14?"AP.DLESEI OP DeNurrawriou ritox ANY . QOAIIiEIt."
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A.. story • Wane spite Ms h.
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111C,reinember to have heard-in :; "
Yankee land"
of a young man that hatt but just entered into the
silken bonds of matiittionyAis
, Wife, tr.orit
able creitihre, bad 'tithe:tat , kaired'of liquor; arid
though Tom often indulged on the sly with hiscon
vivial companions, he took care always to be right'
side up going lictine. Ile would hot have hitt wife
find him in shch ti state for all the gold in the 'uni
verse ; and yet he could not sign Ike pledge of to.
tal abstinence, from • the fact of being the vice
president of a club of jolly' feflows7 'all of whom
believed in grape juice. For at least sir , weeks
after his marriage, in the presence -of his." ' better
half," he was "straight as a'pin," and she had
set it down that a blessing in the shape of a strict
ly sober husband had fallen to her lot.
" Tom," one moming„said she, lovingly,
~" we
have now. been a wedded couple half a year, and
never once have I had the slightest occasion to re
proach you."
Of course Tom Was delighted to bear his 'dear
little Wife talk so encouragingly, and
,expreas t , hap
pitiess at his behaviour ;.and he repeated assur
ances of his determination always to be •en sutra
ive, sober husband. But in the ocean °I'M how
little can we foresee the breakers of temptation---
Tom had to dine, that evening with the .0 crwls'
(the ornithological title of his club,) ant he felt in
admirable spirits, and his health Was drank Warm
ly and frequently after the removal of the cloth ;
the consequence was , lliat by the time the company
seperaled he was in a happy state of elevation,
with a vivid potion of men, women and 'all things
terrestfial.
" I r-r eaily believe rm thl,runk 1" so
liloquised Tom ; poising himself on his heels, with
his arm elariped endeariitly , around a lamp Oost:
" SV-w-'hat the d-d girt; 10 'be done? AM I a
d d-reaming, or am I &A-funk—Which is it ?
Will somebody tell me I •
A knot of wags passing at that moment hearing
his voice, roaieil in combir;ed topes—
4 'You'redrunk l —beasily
" There, now, Ws out, and, ix) more than j sus.
pentad," continued Tom, mournfully, in a maudlin
voice. " What will Ciata say, ugh - Curse that
last julep, I say—if it hadn't been for tlint•l'd have
passe) Muster; but now she can tell it by' my
eyes—li I feel as if I had a dozen pair of eyes ; as
for tongues, I've pt a score all wagging away for
dear ble!'
Tom here lOsTn o a proper and important
brium, hii heels Suddenly flew higher into the air
than is necessary in every day cases of pedestrian,
ism, and consequentlyte was the next moment in
ti nick UngraCioas 'position in the goner. a Hie,
hie, this is rich, 1 m must say. lipase Calar_should
s-see me now..—lwas only to-day she p-praisettmy
integrity. Tom, you are, a b-byes you are so
don't deny it—you're a b-beast
By dint of a series of vast efforts, he , soccteetled
in gaining his feet, and proceeded towards home,
reeling stn! talking to himself all the way. After
mistaking the house nest door, the door front , of
hick Walthe same, for his own, he had an unde
cided search of at least an hoar for his hitch Vey,
which he at length
. loond in his boot, it having
slipped teowsers eg through a hole in ,his
pocket.
Now in the haldhe leaned op against.the wall
and undertook a cogitation. Hi could sufficiently
gather hii senieti to remember that the clock in hie
wife's room was mil of repair, and as she had re.
tired she wonld not be able to tell the time he bad
got in. That was a grand point gained. r. I knOw
what I'll tlo ; I'll go to bed in the datk and then
she won't notice my eyes," ruminated Tom. " But
hold on—l'd - dike to forgot—sire will smell my
breath—how can I fix that !"
He puzzled for'a few moments, and in the end
concluded to seek the kitchen, and meddle-slightly
with the.spice-box.. Down the stone stairs he went
and alter patting various fluids, feeling into a row
of pans, jugs and ilishes, he at length found.a hand
ful of cloves, which he thrust it to his mouth as if
they had been so ninny sugar plums.
"T4-they're hot." spluttered Tom, with
his face all aglow " but they answer the purpose.
How I wish Bob Styles was here to telt me wheth
er the brandy is sufficiently dlivaisti'd." •
Satisfied that, the fragrance of the clove& had oot
odored•the-ecent of Me " ardent," he mounted the
stairs, and, with the exception of a epuple of stoat,
islambleig,gitined his chamber in :safety.
.Now he
would have been happy bad list wife not heen
wtda awake.
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• I ‘l#lii;'TrioinS4, l flew Lite j , oii•ire," - dillsho :
. .
where's the candle
" Oh, never mind the ean.tle," said he, in ea
steady a'tnee
,tpqoalti it'SSiraq!.: 4 , l ll's ne(lati.".
" wisisvely!line," said she';" dear
me,, I.mnst•have. the clock fixed:"
wei•rtniat,” P'aid Tom , with minter'.
tOilts deliheimloni'foi . fiVio be
tiay t t j s, uncertain
copic t top,
i t was a : phenomenon:of very good. lock 'for hiM.
0- Does it look like.roin; dear I"Aindly ittg,oired
CM
Now, .•• •• •! t
ItT d, p
orn bac .-
e n ppt, on his.,otnft he nouhl
no, urra.havo answered correctly,:in regard to the
-appearance of , •therloreathei, than' the - Inm in the
riforinniid 'not haltaomuch, for it is Ciit sapposO
,that (hero toe ,a . !ht moon, yr ts ntn,atl44
- eat loAlio , Prt!clice,Of Orinking;and,.thetefo,ep keeps
a bright kink! cut
,on
He replied gliardedly;-1. 14 - 'Pon my! 4404 rct:On!t :
know, but rit look," and feeling his waS?
, window,, be and 1 , 5 ,. ,ty15 cat
on bib<
,w Wes .lace,, t u t Ulear as crystal ion, pftreekve, ;Mu?'
doWn' went curtain: 1 . ; - . •
't Tliy)htiughtfill'apd ' tint'
gel 144 'Pm Sel!eratoßkl4l.
Noi,noo titUrp..replied..Torni tWery,tlfiutlyilis
befall ; rr svie heart thit starlight iit . : pdikitiltiriatt
::otter' - I0 'fie/4 ei k? tartil(
ERIMM
MEM
hirnhelf
Oxtertinsly, ist,n4tioste—
u and thatlidreadhiti you firinw:".
Tom made several Stumbles kifier.thisontliires•
ently after his wife caught a - the/ 'Chives.
" Gobd 4rneihrii Toni, how long you are, and
how dreadfully you smell o(,cluves."
r' said Tom siarti'no4" Cel-o-v-e-s"T" •
. 1 yea, cloves!—and one would thiatoit'd been
emtalmed like a 'mummy."
This made him twitch and go wool-gathering.
" Phew ,you're regularly retuned with them
Where have yon been in night r
Tom was thrown entirely off his guard his brain
rambled, and without the remotest idea of what, he.
was saying, replied—" W-w hy—hit—Clara, dear
_the fact is I have just been on a little trip to the
Fast Indies, and while I was there was glare
fell over a spice box !"
This told a tale. , Clara immediately sat up in
bed and shed tears, The cat was out of the . bag;
,and, we should not be surprised , but that a Caudle
lecture as long as a charity sermon was the Conse
quences of poor Tom's unfortunate slip of,.the
tonne. He has never touched cloves from that'
Jay to this, and it is probably, ere, long, la wilt
avoid the,".bottle" entirely, his wife insisting that
every one that drinks most sooner pr later keep
company with a subterraneous person, distinguish.•
ed from the rest of mankind by a remarkably ppe
cies of tail ant .a " a cloven foot ;" this latter adorn
ment would keep Tom out of his road, if nothing
else succeeded. Most decidedly.
Veyitrllorynlsm.
The real nature of ventriloquism is so little un
derstood by persons who write the " humorous
sketches" of the day, that the dinsr ludicrous blon
der* are node by them, and their readers are led
into egregious errors in regard to the tree philoso
phy of sounds produced by the ; ventriloquists. We
frequently read an acconnt efscenes in which• Si
gnor Blitz, or some other pmfessor, of the magic, has
while trarelin incog., •Ilunwn
s partjes into great
disorder, by causing his voice to,he heard in vari
ous directions, appearing to come Irobl .the lips. at
various persons of the company. This is simply
ridiculous, when we
. consider that ail the ventrilo
quist can do is is to produce articulate sounds in
his throat, and the appearance of dirtinee is ero.
duced by making the sounds lower in the throat,
and softer in their tone. The ventriloquist, must be
at some distance from his audience, enduing have
some aid from their imaginations,. in order to pro.
duce the rretiired effect upon their minds. .11e di.
recta their anentionito a box or window, .or floor ol
the stage, and as the imaginary I " Jack" recedes
into thecellar, he ?aids the replies supposed to
come from "Jack" lower•inix;l,lower in his throat,
as "Jack" vanishes in the distance. When you
occupy the middle of a room, a ventriloquist, stand.
ing at one side of the room, cannot throw his voice
over your held r and, make it appear to come from
the side opposite himself, even by the , help of your
own imagination. Ile will never attempt spuh a
teat as that, and those who write or read on the sob.
ject should keep this fact in view, in order to main
tain consistency or probability in the mattei.,
Saco DEspimorts.—The modern dictionary con•
tains the following eager definitions, which we take
it can hardlybe dtspwes.l.
Gas Manufactarent--Poliiiciansond showmen
Solemn Service—Placing a penpy in a contribu
lion bos with one ham', anti squeezing a pretty gir
with the other.
Members of Congress—Dignialkl Pu
Atisoc.iate Judgeti; Coffins for dead and gone
w isdom.,
Dandies—lndividuals tqo lazy .to work, too proud
to beg, Omid to stealiand generally, useless to them.
selveti of anybody else.
Hopes( Men--Soppose4 ifthavt . heen: a rase of
beings that existed previous io the decease of Dio-
genes, senior.
Rngnes—Men of the ciefrl.l with plenty of Money.
Pass—A species of intellect much used by an.
'thorn and pubtic men.
Thieves-Formerly conitidered disreputable per
sonages, but now styled delaalters.
Divorce—A legal op&atinn much in itigne,
which gives one a chance of obtaining notoriety,
and ti numerous quantity of wives at the same
Marriage.—An interestirm eerernedy.,
A tliste—W hitewashers, singers ) . and fashionable
pounders. f
Debt—A method of forming an i:ltiinaie 'and fast..
ing aciptafnlance ;
LEAP Y F.AR.:;Thie if% Le-aP Year. -Sas , P6 ll qn?en)
lookout 1 The following to an extract from an-old
-iolunie, printed in 1806, entitled "coortslitp, Love
tied IC animotne" " Albeit it is petit become a pan
,of tteetnetnee It4,,in regard' foreign relations
•
-of life, that is' priori se. every bisseittile .year _cloth
return, the Isilioi . have the sole pririler, daring
the• time it continnethet thenren,
which they do bye tiler women or lieidts, as unto
them it seemeth proper.;• and, _moreover, no -man
will be entitled to the benefit of clergy who dot
teruse to Accept_ ille'rtiree:titiitauf l 'cli 'who doth in
Foe,to,at he3,05 1 P 01 60 atilt sEt ht or Centuple .,
ly
.7)
To Maga Stimica.,.-The jet
lowin,g is a simille mints of ten4enn , * wager almost
as.cold a& ipa 'the jar4.olttktrnt vfvell Ned
for titter ins SuriOuncleft with nioier fottirot
parse ootloii,
err yi6 , ' mot Thtt
_jinn of 4i!x pf (. ylio heat tro the`,
siilei . anti ( ieduce it. to, a t: freesia&
41143111arintiftat:rekliiii,s,vetiereicileaniitirbeipto,
itited; cotritnon.(:''
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as: 11 dile, were agropi dianpsouls Akeliftelly ; m egje,
and dostinedlar bnintarbildinsi,tink Wit; ji!.'d4dis
31.7 - h. ttio
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ifl i PP977A ° !!! l r i6 m - f9Rti"AtitPlefkiZitt.i.
that nothili it u mirth,
9, wc: ' ..t.~/:tiba~deA.ri'Y3L~.'•'ls+~~
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A cot reStPondent of die Oteeielind-Plain 'Dealer,
writing from Detmit r blichigan says - :`An incident
ocC 9 rM4'ol! l3s c'Tliate!'); ) ,ftqfr"6; !high , fi ned t
the triwtv.iiiit innch , excitement f and which cellar
forth many a legend of the kind- rerriemberiarby.
the oldest inhabitants. - A few boys - who had been
nut on a hunting excnrsicat i , railed at. one of:: ilfeir
neighbor's and berfur shootingat a mark. A little,
girl about eight yerint whe had , formerly had:an.
illness that hail affcctedhier bead, got alarmed at
the firing and, ran into the wools. In a ,short time
she mils tfliefiPo? and it was remembered - that she
had, been /eel, running towards , the wonds, , twit
consequently a search began, but night came on,
and with,it rain,which rendeted fatther, search• for
her.that night impassible. Morningsarrieotnaljet.
wanderer had.netrettnned. Its frank° pa
rente,,with one, other chili!, made further aearch r till
Abelian, had passed the hour of twelve, and yet no.
tOings 9fthe Jost. one i tsmre hail. 'I he ncitlthqr:.
hool was alarmed„leal dnas t horns, anal every :in
strqment of thrtrostic kind, were marshalled for,the
scarch; : biltagato night with its Egyptian ,horrors,
set in, without restoring the little cherished 00e".--
4linutes i seerneaihours with the distracted Warr-
At length the long wished for morning came, and
with it a hundred . , men and boy, who, notwitla s ,
standing the still continued storm y went forth iimd
thedepthe of the woods, ikeearch of thethild, with
an eagerness that was commendable beyorld thq
compass of words to express : and yet again night`
set in and still the lost was not found. What the
egcnies of the mother Were, as the marshalled force
retomel her little Citarge, tears shrieks,
groans, iaculthrentlejacalationa, and a picture of
desisair,,ean only portray—words are inadequate.
Another dreadful.night Was passed. An "'increased
force was rased, who =rebelled themselves with
the dawn of the Sabbath, before the tictor of the be
reaved parent": Thafreliminaries being dirang•cd,
a itiflgiirio was formed. upon the section :linen and
, the march renewed.- • Hourafter hour passed, and
not of the missing one was discovered
Every free, Stomp am:* Ing;iptisessing a suspicious
,cari , y, underwent the closest scrutiny ; every bash
,and thicket thickly foliaged,,eiery fir an emaile
knoll, was visited as firer bat pressed Onwept - t-.
Long arid ardent tvaa the search, and many Jerire
tor the lost little one were entertained. The,,son
had far passed the zenith, and-harteningbehind the
western hill, when en elderly - man and too l '. papT,
disenuraged, as' Well as wearied, with the, saNch,,
.were drawn, es bylhe liaad Oran iOvisihie pilot, in
an opposite direction, far•from.the band ;,and while
standing and discoursing upon the ptprety, of
abandoning further 161i-Ch‘,. a 'distant rspund bloke
neon their ears. They hastened ip, thr;cfitirt
from which the sou4d proceeded, and halving AMT.
eled as far as practicable, they halted, and , listeners
a few minutes very intently ; again that sonuttyrea
heard, and turning a few steps in another dinectipn,
what was their surprise to behold the,litth! .a ctipctof
their search idling , npnn the giontik gning.ittot
awakened and risen Imps rti bed 01 leaves,whlch it
hail Collected by the ahricCfan Wing. Ttitite - ;het
little innocent sat, in tier tattered" &yea, 091:i,
"Sighs hoaired her little bosom, and large tems•Mlled
'down her swollen Cheeks. As she might thleriri
41iinpse of her deliver'ars, she asked for something
to eat " Oh,'" - said s h e, " have been obliged
.to
go to bed nighti sapperi please to.gWEs
me something to eat:" They took up the little clop
ferer, and started for home, which was about, font
miles
miles gistant. IYhife passing through a slat! of
grans, they asked - the girl if she had passed
through any such grans. ' Oh, yes," said fthp,." I
have traveled a great way through rrruehtallei grass
than this, and I would call for my father to come
and get tie, hot lie Would net ; t would call cor'
mother to come and * gel ine anti she won`(' nor;
then weal Call for my little brother, and hewould
comenot after me. So "travels]ci. on." n being.
then asked` if sini slept warm of nights, She said,
'"
Yes; bat the first night my little brother went to
bed with MC, and' in the night he pulled, off, all the
clothes, ike got Cold." Arrived in
.sight of the •
tionse; diritraCied Mother rushed forth,.hite hag
gard countenance now irradiated with the gratitude
of heaven for the daliieritila of 'Per child ; and. as
She 'received and preiserf the tittle twaotleterto her
breiet, eiclalmerl, My.daughter is safe !"
0i.1) BilegELl3ll9 -47111310a0Clive - Consumers k sole
,With but one blade; old gloves; fractionat
'itrisortilieis that ire never toontl in the
!able ; beaux withont fia,pei Orreg_ ularsubetantivetv
always number singular ouber and objective case ;*
unruly scho lars who when Ordered .to conjugate' al
- ~
way Jeanne ; their only recomttoerldation is that;
lilts the ' Sbakere talce no pains to perpitniti l
their own dismal lmteini•y
•
thAgi7 ailintloas teach their, Oiildrin , never to
hear putietttly of evil, nor speak that 7`bich is nits.
ahiesous ttintwickpAi l ia utter nq tier,
,prevatica.
(ten s or. hypnorisy, to useAcotleceit nor overreaching
attia L cit'daalina; ilalrefniTrgaa — Yreak and
fituabip riot ofrer violence to : your neighboi • lei
keep ant or, their, and in aci,
way ID feU?w creture. Ana-Yet weien4
missionaries among thern,._ What presort-44m1.
A,Goon ntavac.--Tho exportation' cif precious
m vials Jot acme time pait has bcem much lean Mari
gke..!qPrisl:lsiate t 3 n rt!!Y•t: 1 4 # 0 7:. coon*
9:#9e l Y , 1 2 1 !e!?9`te:nrrtL PlentY-7111.0. rate etr . intereea
A,IJ) ca itfim--vo_nnOutlustriitl purfnila De there. ;
by,endeura,g,eo,,Tbe_glorjoylterovecl
,hatoreAv t
oin only be adverse !`efiecupl,bi over moms.
lieitthala tae , atao9? e r!c! - n i Pt m ,s ^e tkf u n*readt
aatitte,l9lo9.,herea#; l lo 4l aattakkilete.
nn
lion of e i liAoC#Fa ci t 40°. a 4auffekibk
industry of the country. *
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