3:,'ta:xs•2z 1.6117.E2 Zd T 0 IV A N D r A : Sattirban Morrill!). December 18,1852; rtrrtrt Vortrit. LEND A HA-ND. 'Working the world's'commotion • Fliuinp. up life's thorny toad, • Patnou, with a high devotion. • s tru ggling in the cause of God. And to us that band is praying— •• :1 their gri-f , before us laying— , And to es that hand is saying'. . I.3rethren ! lead a hand, Men of freedom ! men of daring I B:e•-'.1 with health and strong in OWN, won all your noble bearing. the battle-fight of troth. Farmer friends reject and slight us, Friend , and men resi.:t end s pit e tts. Earh and hell combine to fight.-ns— tieroeb !' lend a hand! -.. Men i ,f wraith. and men of station, , v ice h as had your aid too long ; COW, then—from their degradation .. H e ir to raise the wretched throng, ' ill a eo , m of wie unthinking;' Front a poi.on cup they're drinking— I n a .ea of death they'ropinking, Rich ones ! lend a hand ! and ;oaring, Crass your flights past human ken ; Lend your mighty aid in pouring liii.wiedge round the paths of men, 1:01111(1 you 1, a , olitude— Mimi: with ht"_he•t powers endued Per..l,iivz for lack id I. o d, Geniu.s ! lend a hand ! Me , ' of God ! rthr.e calling Has come down from Heaven above, Ciase your scheming. and caballing, tr,,ch in truth a rmriour's love. Mr . ° Lai Intl ~ s you're decrying, int truth are sighing, dmlthe second death are dying, Chrktians! lend a hand I slrnof r von; nund and sioion. ')w• il,ge , d and strike the blow indignation, fie.; , he common foe, Thore% a fled for all your working— relzming. is lurking LF , hero he no dastard shrinking, l'airioin! lend a hand In Incident Ia tin War of 1612. A! o bide or Plartsburg, in 1812, during the uproar of the heavy cannonade on lake and mere appeared belore the commanding °Biz mknown Indian, ciad in the Wildest savage covered with war paint, and armed to the te- whn gave information of the approach dirotigh • the south bank of the Saranac, of a 'era body of the British, accompanied hy , a tr,.a.kband of Barons, or Canada Indians who act r as and scouts. ' It is well known that one ~s umo or the British army, under command of 6u-bane, haul approached Plattsborg from to vre,t along the Beekmantrivin toad, to the north !,e Saranac. The American army Was now en 7enched on flte tooth bank, in the angle formed by aver and lake. It will, thernfore, die readily lerttood that the approach of this new force .would .c!,,e Americans in a positien sufficiently crifi inay igniting of the dangers to which-they 11 , pody expied. ^l'l:..rma!ion brought by the .sarage was tea , ra obe wholly Flighted ; and yet came in ;.Q . us a manlier to be wholly trusted. The efore, thought it beet to interrogate the \V h!) 'are you. my friend ?'said he 11,0;del i." was the laconic reply: \Vow is your Warne ?" oclibrlil;2e answered the stranger. - • 1,,1 cnu comb I ron3, and why are you •c^' par.u.kl tie officer I '.an came :Torn tilt' Droch rivers t !' replies! 11,y are you here, i say ?'' Irily are the &lingoes in the woods? can the 1; . 'PI me that ?" replied the savage, hie eyes boelan)hr),!) kniiv this person?" asked the , :,;urna l g to lie bystanders ; but no one re- no one knew• him. you Want me to do then?" Eaid the ,er I!) the ludran *till euspicioua. i,ke I,IIE, r•even, ten Foldiero," replied the nr.ltllng up bath haodq, spreading--his " Me take 'em end %volt fOr Mingoei hi f s ; Jove!" etrelaithed the 9131M''.7. •e• men are4)9 feta to have tin ambush laidfßi "n and we need a picket of that kind. The red must tA friendly, after all. Let pine Ricked headed by Corporal,sg43 :with hi m. ; .but let be trtreliful and keep on their pada, "ard i!t `y informed of the first approach' efiity eeelnY i ver!inn.” Dle ()filter turned away. The tried , here Oki, , atiel. and guided by the Indian they look ' ..ent way in the ,woods, up the scruik bank °I tenet, down which the newrhostile force was to be enqiing They moved lowienl" ab„t half an hour, when the int4aa '"'reed with more caution, and to listen-for tr yaunsualsound that diaturbeci ;the 4, -- . At Pwing his ear clods to the ground; heforfl ..rusieneil• t•noine n t, and then quickly riatrig'ol3; l Pit * 1 ,0 3 p°.3 ' t2n for the sntdiers tie betake lb . eMeiltee'lia* ticket which bordered a small.. creek into the river. The men coac"eale'elifn nan :. ion the bushes quir:k posv•ible, while dun crawled atealihtly to a position serpealail !Invented, enncealitig tiiinsel Pbehind theinitik .4i:en tree. At: Mary enjoined now then's—riot 'is Or make any noise , until they should receive 'sun a certain signal. "FeraUtiii.'disVait'CO,)..4 Item 'titi'ere he lay, the woodi We're' trilenehry aro( underbrush, and a kihdtf (ride ! I'e bank of die river, crossed heai . 11 0 len- rods hal wheal the CrinCeafilaoldierk - t - ir3tleil.,l:l 'll4 i t...t_.i 7 1 4 'eZ.;.:•'.2. ' ''' ' Sr' - g- -'' - • • • !t - .-, a i 5.5 %. ". s '-'. ''' - '''r' / ";'-' l, %'' ' '. * • ''' ' n "‘ ' • • - ''' , ' ' . 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J , Utt: . .. ,„ ...,,,,,,, , r li • ... i...::- ~,,..,. , ~.., I , . „ ....: „.. - I • 1 , --, , ' !..-: ; .-,....-.1 . ,- ..,:' -'• i T , . ! .. .. 1 : : 4 _ -:'' . . • . . ~. • . .... - . .. II . • ;3., el ~., • :1.,. !I:U., - ....4' • ... . , . . i ••'- ~..• ,r. ‘l'. • - • I' . . . . j• . .. r ,„..: .: : ::..1 . were hid; litotii the position the ic.Cupiect thje . pu - th was in lull. vie*. In order. tit; cross the strearni any one going along that' path had to des ! cent) about ten feet ahnosi.perpendicolatly ; that wakiri' the bed of the brook; he could not he seen by those ii ho ithoOld happen to ba any dia. lance behind. - • The.soldiers:had not remained in ambush long, When 'by a (pick sigh, the scout gave them to un eeristand that some one was eppinaching. They soon saw art:lndian Coming at a rapid but silent pace along towards the crossing. He had bat just 'gotclearly in view, When at a distance of about two tods,behind, appeared another and se on to the number of seven. They were all in war paint, and armed with rifles and tomahawks: The soldiers were all attention to the moi ements of their guide, expecting every moment to receive the signal to 6re. To their surprise, however, they saw him lay down We gnn, and draw from beneath the log a long and powerful bow, and a‘bundle of flint-head. ed, : sha9 pointed arrows Ile then turned himself about under the log, until be faced the pass in the creek. The strange Indiana appeared to move forward willtiaut die least he,itatidn Or suspicion. The fore mom of them on veining to the creek, .dropped at once down to cross'it. At this -moment the guide Was observed to drew in til bow with a quick and powerful eft - or! ; and sq rapidly as almost to elude .the sight, an arrow was sped on its mission of death The-stranger was been to drim in the middle of the brook, and not a cry issued from his mouth. Quick as laghtring the Mohican adjusted an arrow to his bnw, so that as soon as the second Huron had drop. ped down to cross the stream, he too was observed to reel and fall without a green. In the same manner Was the third and the fourth, and the fifth Heron pierced as he leaped into the fatal ditch. They were so close to.each other and the whole scene passed with Such miraculous si lence and rapidity, that neither of them had observ ed the fate of his comrades until he met his own, The sixth Indian, however, being a little more he hind than the others, seemed to be somewhat sur prised that he did not see them in view on the poOle bank.' For this reason he descended into the gully with a little more hesitation. He was imme diately aware of the horrible tee that had arrested their steps and silenced their tongues. Ile ende-av ored to recoil, but it was already to late. A fatal missive was also on the wing for him. He was struck like the rest; but not with immediate death, and ha had time to raise into the depths of the for- ests one of those appalling yells of warning and of rage which announces among the people of his race, the presence of the mortal danger. The soldiers looked upon this fearful scene in as tonished silence, entranced by the murderous mag ic which took place before them. When the still ness and the spell were broken by that wamingcry, bey expected to see the wood swarming with hos tile savages. None, however, appeared ; and when the echo had died away they looked in vain fur the seventh. and the last of the Hurons. He had van ished as if swallowed op in the earth. No trace of him was visible,-nn sound of retreating foot steps was, audible. The Alobican, however, still kept his position behind the log itself, but with his fiery eyes bent in quick - and searching glances in almost every direction at once. He, was obviously at fault, as well as the rest. No one eared to move or speak above his breath. There was something, awful in t he mysterious and sudden disappearante. ' -The silence continued for some len minutes, when the sharp crack of a rifle was heard, and the Mohican sprang to his feet with the blood stream• ing down one side of his facli. His only exclama tion was an emphatic " Ugh !" In an instant the fatal bow and arrow were again in requisition, and his face toward the Indian, he sent another arrow on it's mortal mission. The soldiers beard a slight scrabbling overhead, and on looking up they saw the Huron falling through the limbs of a neighbor: ing tree. Into this he had had the addreSs to swing himself up, unseen by his enemies, during the 'too -1 Mental) confusion oocasionel by the warning cry pf his companion. From that perch he had coon discovered the Inking place of the Mohican, and, bent apart vengeanze, had immediately fired at him, without considering, "and perhaps without caring, whether or not enemies were near. The impru dence cost him his life ; and withal, he hat) only saucceeded m inflicting upon the Mohican a slight ' wound in the temple_ The scene, _however,' new rapidly changed,... ,Shorilar after the report of the - rifle, the distant heavi , tramp of a body of regular troops was heard ap proaching through the woods. They, loci, plungeA into the fatal 'pass and' met with a like bet not ,equally bloodless reception, by the soldiers in am bush. This time itkwas the rifle that did the basi l/4"Y; The advancing column, however, was corn posed•of veterans who fora few moments 'seemed 'to push 'forward into the - abyss' wbere their , cem radefe and, guides'werelying wounded and dead bet as 'bey were ignorant of the strengthof the con willed enemy, underlaid hardly even tell from whit direction the danger carire,•they' finally beat a re-. • ,treat 'and drew pair .. to' the Woods again. The 4ecli was all that Could have. been desired. Thal force was not engaged daring the battle or Plattsburgh: and after' ieirnind the disastrous 'Pale ,of the diy, it made a pet:losta retrep) ,nerthWarti, ')PI4 CPLead4- • ! • , It was.noticed that es soon u the seven Hurons !woe ttpckbrittge-• flank- Peer4e'd to take_ ,ifo. ftiiihir, Interest an the fray. Monti' ail;t• 'll4 filing, , F9 l l l .g.ne4di !IP.ilisaPPearcd slut did Aid ilecantPa-' .-ny the solt !t ent b;citlio . the The next .dey, ; however . , appeared again before theotTleer k be., .65iiiied'jye tit . tiltif . ,44 1 j4 1 9P, 9f 'PTO% tAnnat•aCallia attach..., ttd to;J;ie beh r w M outkille war paint washed. final: his Ace: • to ission• eiionied 'to' be; steeoOipliiibia . ., He teaktlotidoid: for ;promieea~ot,ajlibe al te~yat~ ... T~o ; alt f 9 ‘ 4 ,99: 11 9 ha reinstood.ioilentlietener, toil only pointed to' ;160;00day, trophies. hid)! he:. Wom stem int '1 • : ::-: 'P .U , I3 LISICED ..I4 I I y -.. 5,AT 6 00 - itY1vt , .T.04 • 04 1. -BRO.,ioitii,6)lliiTi,-ik r :BY,i. OligißA VOODRICit „. •, • • • sightly that tbey w,eresofficient..ponvensation. In. truth' the liuron was his heteddary foe ; andbe had been:fighting instinctively for the tradition Of his tatherito 'After, the ?second visit be was never , again seen in the army. The stria/ of this exploit waslong the talk and wonder of the camp. Selena in anwerfpg,.Bhople Qui Why is rain Water sof,tl—Becaose it is not ins pregnwed with earth and minerals: Why is it more easy to wash with soft water than with hard?-Because soft Water unites freely with soap, and dissolves it instead of decomposing it and hard water does. Why does wand ashes make hard water soft? Ist. Because the , carbonic acid of wood ashes combines with the sulphate of lime in the hard wa. ter, and converts it into chalk.; 2dly. Wood ashes converts some ol the soluble salts of watiss into in solvable, and ihrotira them dOwn as,u,sediment, by which the water remains more , pure. . Why ijas rain :vrater such an unpleasant smell when it is collected in n rain wate,r tub or tank ? Because it is impregnated with decomposed organ• is matters, washed .from roofs, treeir, or cask ir. which it is collected. ' Why does water melt salt? Because very mi nute particles of waielinsinnatelhemselves Into the prima of the salt, by capillory attraction, and force the crystals apart from each other. How does blowing hot foods mike them cool? It causes the air which has bean heated by the fond to change more rapidly; and give room to fresh cool air. • Vhytle ladies fan themselves in hot weather? The fresh particles' of air may be brought in contact with their face by the action of the fan ; and as ev ery 'fresh particle of air otsorbs some heat horn the skin, this chinge makes them cool:- 'Does a fait coo! the air B No, it makes the air hotter by imparting to it the heat of our- face, but Cools our lace by traiisfariug-its heat to the air. Why is there always a strong drabght ihroulh the key hole of , a door 1 Because the air in the room we occupy is warmer than the air in the hall ; therefore, the air from the hall rushes through the key-hote Into the room, and: causes a draught. Why is there aiWays a strong dratigh under the door and through the crevices on each sale ! Be cause cold air rushes' from the hall to supply the void in the room caused 6y escape 0/ warm air up the chimney &c. Why . is there , always a draught throtigh' Wei win dow ereviceiri Because the external air, being colder than the room we occupy, rushes through the window crevices to snpply the deficiency caused by the escape of warm air op the chiraney. If you open the lower sash of a window, there is more draft than if you open the sipper sash. Ex plain the reason of this! If the lower sash be open cold external air will rush freely into the room and cause a great 'draught inward; but titheupper sash be open, the boated air of the FLOM will rush out, therefore of course there will be lean draught in ward. By which means is a room better ventilated—by opening the upper or lower sash!: A room is•bet. ter ventilated by opening the upper sash, because the hot, vitiated air, which always-a/tends towards the ceiling, can escape more easily. By which means is a hot room more quickly cooled—by opening the upper or lower sash? A hot room is conk(' more quickly by opening the lower sash, because the cool air can enter more freely at the lower part of the room than at the up per. Why does the wind dry danip • linen? . Becaose dry wind, like a dry sionge, imbibes the particles of vapor from the surface of the.linen as fast as they are formed. Which is the hottest place in a church or chapel l The gallery. Why is the gallery of a public place hotter than the lower parts of the building? Because the heal. ed air of the building ascends, and all the cold air which can enter through the doors and windows, keeps to the floor till it has become heated. Why does plants • often grow out of. walls and towers? Either because the wind (dew the seeds there with the dust i or else because,some bird, fly ing over, dropped seed there which it had former ly eaten.. How to DIE IN FA1T14.....W0u1d you be solappy as to die' in faith, take these advicek Ist. Be careful to get taithbeforehaod ; .lOr death is .a time to tied faith; ,not to , get , it. They were footish.tirgins who had their oil to buy when the brelegrotim. was close at hill& '• • • 2d. Study teller) eeery . daYin: the exercise of faith, and be atilt improving,. and, making. use . of Christ in all his offices, and far , all those- ends and uses fur whiebtkid hatir given-bier to believers. 3d.. Frequent ly clear, op your , evidences, tor beer en and beware otiettino tilnt then) '10.14.,: 4th. Record, and fair op theiiiipinieriessynt God:s kind destine with you, and be 'often i'etienting upon them; that ynninay havn . them band in hSur Or death. . • SM, Meditate mulch on those pro Mises which have been **(tat 'and comfortable• to San - in •the• time of trial, and beg that the Lord may tiring tluim to you r remembrance mihen goo, pony? Jo di e -- .„. , he ,,. Taistostr.7 . ll . twins is.l exnut (tro t warid and preserttea.kingdoms, and fills eines and oho, 'this, arid tteatren ibselfr 'An itntirt'arrted`nfan,'like e fly! in'{he.lrei it of PilißOPlti, divelf‘Yri 1 1 / ' 1" 6 1 ) ° 16 ' at st4ottless, pla4pfplltikdolie, anti is goofinectand dies in singularity.- But , margin& like the , `usefOl bee, builds a hotiso r and-gathers- sweetness from .everyft owe!, ind•labinapand" (Shires' law sobi!nies ,'Uut 40lettier; . '0,0 1 46 6 the worid4rafi ' min'' , 41' sind prArnotes.tho iuterest of roankintt, and is that slate of good thingrr towhich Gad bath design. Ail the-coristittitiort . 9 • ••'" r • == 14?"AP.DLESEI OP DeNurrawriou ritox ANY . QOAIIiEIt." 357= A.. story • Wane spite Ms h. • • 111C,reinember to have heard-in :; " Yankee land" of a young man that hatt but just entered into the silken bonds of matiittionyAis , Wife, tr.orit able creitihre, bad 'tithe:tat , kaired'of liquor; arid though Tom often indulged on the sly with hiscon vivial companions, he took care always to be right' side up going lictine. Ile would hot have hitt wife find him in shch ti state for all the gold in the 'uni verse ; and yet he could not sign Ike pledge of to. tal abstinence, from • the fact of being the vice president of a club of jolly' feflows7 'all of whom believed in grape juice. For at least sir , weeks after his marriage, in the presence -of his." ' better half," he was "straight as a'pin," and she had set it down that a blessing in the shape of a strict ly sober husband had fallen to her lot. " Tom," one moming„said she, lovingly, ~" we have now. been a wedded couple half a year, and never once have I had the slightest occasion to re proach you." Of course Tom Was delighted to bear his 'dear little Wife talk so encouragingly, and ,expreas t , hap pitiess at his behaviour ;.and he repeated assur ances of his determination always to be •en sutra ive, sober husband. But in the ocean °I'M how little can we foresee the breakers of temptation--- Tom had to dine, that evening with the .0 crwls' (the ornithological title of his club,) ant he felt in admirable spirits, and his health Was drank Warm ly and frequently after the removal of the cloth ; the consequence was , lliat by the time the company seperaled he was in a happy state of elevation, with a vivid potion of men, women and 'all things terrestfial. " I r-r eaily believe rm thl,runk 1" so liloquised Tom ; poising himself on his heels, with his arm elariped endeariitly , around a lamp Oost: " SV-w-'hat the d-d girt; 10 'be done? AM I a d d-reaming, or am I &A-funk—Which is it ? Will somebody tell me I • A knot of wags passing at that moment hearing his voice, roaieil in combir;ed topes— 4 'You'redrunk l —beasily " There, now, Ws out, and, ix) more than j sus. pentad," continued Tom, mournfully, in a maudlin voice. " What will Ciata say, ugh - Curse that last julep, I say—if it hadn't been for tlint•l'd have passe) Muster; but now she can tell it by' my eyes—li I feel as if I had a dozen pair of eyes ; as for tongues, I've pt a score all wagging away for dear ble!' Tom here lOsTn o a proper and important brium, hii heels Suddenly flew higher into the air than is necessary in every day cases of pedestrian, ism, and consequentlyte was the next moment in ti nick UngraCioas 'position in the goner. a Hie, hie, this is rich, 1 m must say. lipase Calar_should s-see me now..—lwas only to-day she p-praisettmy integrity. Tom, you are, a b-byes you are so don't deny it—you're a b-beast By dint of a series of vast efforts, he , soccteetled in gaining his feet, and proceeded towards home, reeling stn! talking to himself all the way. After mistaking the house nest door, the door front , of hick Walthe same, for his own, he had an unde cided search of at least an hoar for his hitch Vey, which he at length . loond in his boot, it having slipped teowsers eg through a hole in ,his pocket. Now in the haldhe leaned op against.the wall and undertook a cogitation. Hi could sufficiently gather hii senieti to remember that the clock in hie wife's room was mil of repair, and as she had re. tired she wonld not be able to tell the time he bad got in. That was a grand point gained. r. I knOw what I'll tlo ; I'll go to bed in the datk and then she won't notice my eyes," ruminated Tom. " But hold on—l'd - dike to forgot—sire will smell my breath—how can I fix that !" He puzzled for'a few moments, and in the end concluded to seek the kitchen, and meddle-slightly with the.spice-box.. Down the stone stairs he went and alter patting various fluids, feeling into a row of pans, jugs and ilishes, he at length found.a hand ful of cloves, which he thrust it to his mouth as if they had been so ninny sugar plums. "T4-they're hot." spluttered Tom, with his face all aglow " but they answer the purpose. How I wish Bob Styles was here to telt me wheth er the brandy is sufficiently dlivaisti'd." • Satisfied that, the fragrance of the clove& had oot odored•the-ecent of Me " ardent," he mounted the stairs, and, with the exception of a epuple of stoat, islambleig,gitined his chamber in :safety. .Now he would have been happy bad list wife not heen wtda awake. =I • I ‘l#lii;'TrioinS4, l flew Lite j , oii•ire," - dillsho : . . where's the candle " Oh, never mind the ean.tle," said he, in ea steady a'tnee ,tpqoalti it'SSiraq!.: 4 , l ll's ne(lati.". " wisisvely!line," said she';" dear me,, I.mnst•have. the clock fixed:" wei•rtniat,” P'aid Tom , with minter'. tOilts deliheimloni'foi . fiVio be tiay t t j s, uncertain copic t top, i t was a : phenomenon:of very good. lock 'for hiM. 0- Does it look like.roin; dear I"Aindly ittg,oired CM Now, .•• •• •! t ItT d, p orn bac .- e n ppt, on his.,otnft he nouhl no, urra.havo answered correctly,:in regard to the -appearance of , •therloreathei, than' the - Inm in the riforinniid 'not haltaomuch, for it is Ciit sapposO ,that (hero toe ,a . !ht moon, yr ts ntn,atl44 - eat loAlio , Prt!clice,Of Orinking;and,.thetefo,ep keeps a bright kink! cut ,on He replied gliardedly;-1. 14 - 'Pon my! 4404 rct:On!t : know, but rit look," and feeling his waS? , window,, be and 1 , 5 ,. ,ty15 cat on bib< ,w Wes .lace,, t u t Ulear as crystal ion, pftreekve, ;Mu?' doWn' went curtain: 1 . ; - . • 't Tliy)htiughtfill'apd ' tint' gel 144 'Pm Sel!eratoßkl4l. Noi,noo titUrp..replied..Torni tWery,tlfiutlyilis befall ; rr svie heart thit starlight iit . : pdikitiltiriatt ::otter' - I0 'fie/4 ei k? tartil( ERIMM MEM hirnhelf Oxtertinsly, ist,n4tioste— u and thatlidreadhiti you firinw:". Tom made several Stumbles kifier.thisontliires• ently after his wife caught a - the/ 'Chives. " Gobd 4rneihrii Toni, how long you are, and how dreadfully you smell o(,cluves." r' said Tom siarti'no4" Cel-o-v-e-s"T" • . 1 yea, cloves!—and one would thiatoit'd been emtalmed like a 'mummy." This made him twitch and go wool-gathering. " Phew ,you're regularly retuned with them Where have yon been in night r Tom was thrown entirely off his guard his brain rambled, and without the remotest idea of what, he. was saying, replied—" W-w hy—hit—Clara, dear _the fact is I have just been on a little trip to the Fast Indies, and while I was there was glare fell over a spice box !" This told a tale. , Clara immediately sat up in bed and shed tears, The cat was out of the . bag; ,and, we should not be surprised , but that a Caudle lecture as long as a charity sermon was the Conse quences of poor Tom's unfortunate slip of,.the tonne. He has never touched cloves from that' Jay to this, and it is probably, ere, long, la wilt avoid the,".bottle" entirely, his wife insisting that every one that drinks most sooner pr later keep company with a subterraneous person, distinguish.• ed from the rest of mankind by a remarkably ppe cies of tail ant .a " a cloven foot ;" this latter adorn ment would keep Tom out of his road, if nothing else succeeded. Most decidedly. Veyitrllorynlsm. The real nature of ventriloquism is so little un derstood by persons who write the " humorous sketches" of the day, that the dinsr ludicrous blon der* are node by them, and their readers are led into egregious errors in regard to the tree philoso phy of sounds produced by the ; ventriloquists. We frequently read an acconnt efscenes in which• Si gnor Blitz, or some other pmfessor, of the magic, has while trarelin incog., •Ilunwn s partjes into great disorder, by causing his voice to,he heard in vari ous directions, appearing to come Irobl .the lips. at various persons of the company. This is simply ridiculous, when we . consider that ail the ventrilo quist can do is is to produce articulate sounds in his throat, and the appearance of dirtinee is ero. duced by making the sounds lower in the throat, and softer in their tone. The ventriloquist, must be at some distance from his audience, enduing have some aid from their imaginations,. in order to pro. duce the rretiired effect upon their minds. .11e di. recta their anentionito a box or window, .or floor ol the stage, and as the imaginary I " Jack" recedes into thecellar, he ?aids the replies supposed to come from "Jack" lower•inix;l,lower in his throat, as "Jack" vanishes in the distance. When you occupy the middle of a room, a ventriloquist, stand. ing at one side of the room, cannot throw his voice over your held r and, make it appear to come from the side opposite himself, even by the , help of your own imagination. Ile will never attempt spuh a teat as that, and those who write or read on the sob. ject should keep this fact in view, in order to main tain consistency or probability in the mattei., Saco DEspimorts.—The modern dictionary con• tains the following eager definitions, which we take it can hardlybe dtspwes.l. Gas Manufactarent--Poliiiciansond showmen Solemn Service—Placing a penpy in a contribu lion bos with one ham', anti squeezing a pretty gir with the other. Members of Congress—Dignialkl Pu Atisoc.iate Judgeti; Coffins for dead and gone w isdom., Dandies—lndividuals tqo lazy .to work, too proud to beg, Omid to stealiand generally, useless to them. selveti of anybody else. Hopes( Men--Soppose4 ifthavt . heen: a rase of beings that existed previous io the decease of Dio- genes, senior. Rngnes—Men of the ciefrl.l with plenty of Money. Pass—A species of intellect much used by an. 'thorn and pubtic men. Thieves-Formerly conitidered disreputable per sonages, but now styled delaalters. Divorce—A legal op&atinn much in itigne, which gives one a chance of obtaining notoriety, and ti numerous quantity of wives at the same Marriage.—An interestirm eerernedy., A tliste—W hitewashers, singers ) . and fashionable pounders. f Debt—A method of forming an i:ltiinaie 'and fast.. ing aciptafnlance ; LEAP Y F.AR.:;Thie if% Le-aP Year. -Sas , P6 ll qn?en) lookout 1 The following to an extract from an-old -iolunie, printed in 1806, entitled "coortslitp, Love tied IC animotne" " Albeit it is petit become a pan ,of tteetnetnee It4,,in regard' foreign relations • -of life, that is' priori se. every bisseittile .year _cloth return, the Isilioi . have the sole pririler, daring the• time it continnethet thenren, which they do bye tiler women or lieidts, as unto them it seemeth proper.;• and, _moreover, no -man will be entitled to the benefit of clergy who dot teruse to Accept_ ille'rtiree:titiitauf l 'cli 'who doth in Foe,to,at he3,05 1 P 01 60 atilt sEt ht or Centuple ., ly .7) To Maga Stimica.,.-The jet lowin,g is a simille mints of ten4enn , * wager almost as.cold a& ipa 'the jar4.olttktrnt vfvell Ned for titter ins SuriOuncleft with nioier fottirot parse ootloii, err yi6 , ' mot Thtt _jinn of 4i!x pf (. ylio heat tro the`, siilei . anti ( ieduce it. to, a t: freesia& 41143111arintiftat:rekliiii,s,vetiereicileaniitirbeipto, itited; cotritnon.(:'' • •••• i 4 1114! V* 1" 1 3 'v i se!V ; P- 1 - P Arg as: 11 dile, were agropi dianpsouls Akeliftelly ; m egje, and dostinedlar bnintarbildinsi,tink Wit; ji!.'d4dis 31.7 - h. ttio none'it ali . , „ ESE == MEM t rt ' ?, „ZrVinotra! , mkixatti4Vrt,r,..aftkl, ifl i PP977A ° !!! l r i6 m - f9Rti"AtitPlefkiZitt.i. that nothili it u mirth, 9, wc: ' ..t.~/:tiba~deA.ri'Y3L~.'•'ls+~~ , - ' ; , 6,- :-~`: = =RIME 'thin* Indd tat. ! • A cot reStPondent of die Oteeielind-Plain 'Dealer, writing from Detmit r blichigan says - :`An incident ocC 9 rM4'ol! l3s c'Tliate!'); ) ,ftqfr"6; !high , fi ned t the triwtv.iiiit innch , excitement f and which cellar forth many a legend of the kind- rerriemberiarby. the oldest inhabitants. - A few boys - who had been nut on a hunting excnrsicat i , railed at. one of:: ilfeir neighbor's and berfur shootingat a mark. A little, girl about eight yerint whe had , formerly had:an. illness that hail affcctedhier bead, got alarmed at the firing and, ran into the wools. In a ,short time she mils tfliefiPo? and it was remembered - that she had, been /eel, running towards , the wonds, , twit consequently a search began, but night came on, and with,it rain,which rendeted fatther, search• for her.that night impassible. Morningsarrieotnaljet. wanderer had.netrettnned. Its frank° pa rente,,with one, other chili!, made further aearch r till Abelian, had passed the hour of twelve, and yet no. tOings 9fthe Jost. one i tsmre hail. 'I he ncitlthqr:. hool was alarmed„leal dnas t horns, anal every :in strqment of thrtrostic kind, were marshalled for,the scarch; : biltagato night with its Egyptian ,horrors, set in, without restoring the little cherished 00e".-- 4linutes i seerneaihours with the distracted Warr- At length the long wished for morning came, and with it a hundred . , men and boy, who, notwitla s , standing the still continued storm y went forth iimd thedepthe of the woods, ikeearch of thethild, with an eagerness that was commendable beyorld thq compass of words to express : and yet again night` set in and still the lost was not found. What the egcnies of the mother Were, as the marshalled force retomel her little Citarge, tears shrieks, groans, iaculthrentlejacalationa, and a picture of desisair,,ean only portray—words are inadequate. Another dreadful.night Was passed. An "'increased force was rased, who =rebelled themselves with the dawn of the Sabbath, before the tictor of the be reaved parent": Thafreliminaries being dirang•cd, a itiflgiirio was formed. upon the section :linen and , the march renewed.- • Hourafter hour passed, and not of the missing one was discovered Every free, Stomp am:* Ing;iptisessing a suspicious ,cari , y, underwent the closest scrutiny ; every bash ,and thicket thickly foliaged,,eiery fir an emaile knoll, was visited as firer bat pressed Onwept - t-. Long arid ardent tvaa the search, and many Jerire tor the lost little one were entertained. The,,son had far passed the zenith, and-harteningbehind the western hill, when en elderly - man and too l '. papT, disenuraged, as' Well as wearied, with the, saNch,, .were drawn, es bylhe liaad Oran iOvisihie pilot, in an opposite direction, far•from.the band ;,and while standing and discoursing upon the ptprety, of abandoning further 161i-Ch‘,. a 'distant rspund bloke neon their ears. They hastened ip, thr;cfitirt from which the sou4d proceeded, and halving AMT. eled as far as practicable, they halted, and , listeners a few minutes very intently ; again that sonuttyrea heard, and turning a few steps in another dinectipn, what was their surprise to behold the,litth! .a ctipctof their search idling , npnn the giontik gning.ittot awakened and risen Imps rti bed 01 leaves,whlch it hail Collected by the ahricCfan Wing. Ttitite - ;het little innocent sat, in tier tattered" &yea, 091:i, "Sighs hoaired her little bosom, and large tems•Mlled 'down her swollen Cheeks. As she might thleriri 41iinpse of her deliver'ars, she asked for something to eat " Oh,'" - said s h e, " have been obliged .to go to bed nighti sapperi please to.gWEs me something to eat:" They took up the little clop ferer, and started for home, which was about, font miles miles gistant. IYhife passing through a slat! of grans, they asked - the girl if she had passed through any such grans. ' Oh, yes," said fthp,." I have traveled a great way through rrruehtallei grass than this, and I would call for my father to come and get tie, hot lie Would net ; t would call cor' mother to come and * gel ine anti she won`(' nor; then weal Call for my little brother, and hewould comenot after me. So "travels]ci. on." n being. then asked` if sini slept warm of nights, She said, '" Yes; bat the first night my little brother went to bed with MC, and' in the night he pulled, off, all the clothes, ike got Cold." Arrived in .sight of the • tionse; diritraCied Mother rushed forth,.hite hag gard countenance now irradiated with the gratitude of heaven for the daliieritila of 'Per child ; and. as She 'received and preiserf the tittle twaotleterto her breiet, eiclalmerl, My.daughter is safe !" 0i.1) BilegELl3ll9 -47111310a0Clive - Consumers k sole ,With but one blade; old gloves; fractionat 'itrisortilieis that ire never toontl in the !able ; beaux withont fia,pei Orreg_ ularsubetantivetv always number singular ouber and objective case ;* unruly scho lars who when Ordered .to conjugate' al - ~ way Jeanne ; their only recomttoerldation is that; lilts the ' Sbakere talce no pains to perpitniti l their own dismal lmteini•y • thAgi7 ailintloas teach their, Oiildrin , never to hear putietttly of evil, nor speak that 7`bich is nits. ahiesous ttintwickpAi l ia utter nq tier, ,prevatica. (ten s or. hypnorisy, to useAcotleceit nor overreaching attia L cit'daalina; ilalrefniTrgaa — Yreak and fituabip riot ofrer violence to : your neighboi • lei keep ant or, their, and in aci, way ID feU?w creture. Ana-Yet weien4 missionaries among thern,._ What presort-44m1. A,Goon ntavac.--Tho exportation' cif precious m vials Jot acme time pait has bcem much lean Mari gke..!qPrisl:lsiate t 3 n rt!!Y•t: 1 4 # 0 7:. coon* 9:#9e l Y , 1 2 1 !e!?9`te:nrrtL PlentY-7111.0. rate etr . intereea A,IJ) ca itfim--vo_nnOutlustriitl purfnila De there. ; by,endeura,g,eo,,Tbe_glorjoylterovecl ,hatoreAv t oin only be adverse !`efiecupl,bi over moms. lieitthala tae , atao9? e r!c! - n i Pt m ,s ^e tkf u n*readt aatitte,l9lo9.,herea#; l lo 4l aattakkilete. nn lion of e i liAoC#Fa ci t 40°. a 4auffekibk industry of the country. * 3 _ 7 -;.e ,- ...i7N;r7i/ • MI =IP Mtein beg) liEl 4