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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures
Nr. =Caudie ha beri to Greenwich. Fair
. .
Item ! So, Mr.. Caudle; I hope
you enjoyed yourself at Greenwich. I
know it very well, air: know all about
it: know more than you think I know.
[thought there was semething in the
Yes, - I was sure of it, when
you went out of the • house,
.to-day ;
knew it by the looks of you, though
didn't'say anything. Upon my word !
And you call yourself, a respectable
man, and the father of a family ! Go
ing to a fair amongst all sorts of peo
ple—at your time of life. Yes ; and
never think of taking your wife with
you. Oh no ! kou can 'go and enjoy
yourself out with f 'don't know who;
go out and inakeyourself very pleasant,
dare say. Don't tell me ; I hear what
a nice companion Mr. Caudle is : what
agood tempered person.---IIa! I Only
wish people could see you at borne,
that's all, But so itis with men. They
can keep all their good temper for out
of-doors—their wives never see any of
it. Oh dear ! I'm surel don't know
who'd be a poor woman`!
•
"Now, Caudle, - I'm not in an ill=
temper: not at all. tkeow [used to
be a fool when we _were first married;
I used to worry and fret myself to
death when you went out; but I'vegot
over that. I wouldn't put myself out
of the way now for the best man that
ever trod. For what thanks 'does a
poor woman get ?—None at all. No,
it's those who don't care for their fami
lies; who are 'the best thought of. I
only wish I could bring myself not to
care for mine.
" And why - couldn't you say, like a
man, yow were going to Greenwich
Fair when you went out T It's no use
.you're saying that, Mr. Caudle : don't
tell me that you didn't'think of going;
you'd made your mind up to it. Pret
ty games you've had, no doubt! I
should like ' - to have been behind you,
that's all. A man at your time of life !
And I, of 'course, I never want to
go out.: Oh no ! I may stay at home
with the cat. You couldn't • think of
taking your wife and children, like any
other decent man, to a fair. Oh no ;
you never care to be seen with us.—
sure many people don't know
you're married:, how can they T Your
wife's never seen with you. Oh no ;
anybody but those . belonging to you!
"'Greenwich Fair indeed! Yes,—
and of course-you went up and down
the hill, running and racing with no
body knows who. Don't tell me ; I
know what you aro when you're out.
You don't suppose, Mr. Caudle, I've
forgotten that pink bonnet, do you
Not I won't hold my tongue, and I'm
not a foolish woman.—lt's no matter,
sir, if the pink' bonnet was fifty years
ago—it's all the same for that. No
and if I live for fifty years to come, I
never will leave off talking of it. You
ought to be ashamed of yourself, Mr.
Caudle. Ha! few wives would have
been what I've been to you. I only
wish my
_time was to come over again
that's all ; I wouldn't be the fool I have
been.
" Going to a fair ? and I suppose you
had your fortune told by' the gypsies ?
You needn't have wasted your money,
I'm sure I can tell you your fortune,
Mr. Candle. And it would be no mat
ter—none at all—if your wife and chil
dren didn't suffer with you.
" And you must go riding upon don
keys—you didn't go riding upon don
keys ? Yes ; it's very well for you
to say so; but I dare say you did. I tell
you, Caudle, I know what you are
when you're out... I wouldn't trust any
of yon—you especially. Caudle.
" Then you milk go in the thick of
the fair, and have the girls scratching
your coat with rattles ! You couldn't
help it, if they did scratch your coat?
Don't tell me ; people don't scratch
coats unless they are encouraged to do
it. AO 'you must go in a swing too.
You didn't go in a swing? And I'm a
foolish woman to think so, am I?
Well, if you didn't, it was no fault of
yours ; you wished to go, I've no
doubt.
• " And then you must go into shows ?
There—you don't .deny that. • You
did.. go into a show. What of it, Mr. •
Caudle? A goal deal of it, sir. Nice
crowding and squeezing in those shows,
knowpretty places ! And yOn a
married man and the father of alarnily.
No, I won't hold my tongue ? , It's
very well for you to threaten to get up.
You're to go to Greenwich Pahl; and
race up and down the hill, and play at
kiss in the ring. Pah ! it's disgusting,
-Mr. Caudle. Oh, I dare say you did
pfay at it; if you didn't you'd have
liked, and that's just as bad ; and you
can go into the swings, and shows, and
round abouts. If i was you I should
hide my head under the clothes and be
ashamed of myself. •
‘. And what is most selfish—most
mean of you. Caudle, you can go and
enjoy yourself, and never so much as
bring home to the , children a ginger
breadnut. Don't tell me that your
pocket was picked of a pound of nuts !
Nice company you must have been in
to have your pocket picked.
"Bui dare say I shall hear all about
it to-morrow. I !lave n 9 doubt, sir,
you were daileing avthe (;;Town-and
Anchor. I should like to have seen
you.—No ; I'm not making myself ri
diculous. It's you that's making your
self ridiculous ; and everybody that
knows • you, says so. Everybody
knows what 4 have to put up from
you. - •
Going to a fair indeed? At your
Here,"says Caudle, 4 , I dozed ofr,
hearing confusedly the words=hill—
gypsies—:rattles—roundaboute—pink
bonnet—swings—nuts."
Nobility of Mechanics.
Toil on, 'thou sun burnt mechanic.
God has placed thee in thy lot: per
chance, to guide the flying car that
whirls us on from scene to scene; or
friend to friend ; bind down the warring
waves of ocean, tempest lost, or chain
the red artillery of heaven.
Toil on I Without thy power, earth,
though her sands were. one vast Pacto
lus of gold; would be a waste of tinsel
led tears and glittering grief, and want
and wo, and splendid misery, &aril out
from all her treasured mines. Rich soils
would perish in their richness, and the
fruits of seasons changing, die engather
ed from the harvest.
Toil on ! Jehovah was a workman,
too. In the beginning God- created
heaven and earth," and from confused
chaos sprang this perfect world, the per
fect workmanship of the eternal, uncrea
led Power. Up rose the mighty firma
ment,',and back the sullen surges swept,
submissive tamed, each to their sever
al bounds. And then he set peat lights
the glorious sun to bless the Elan , the
timid moon to wear at_ night the
mildest lustre of the radient orb. He
painted heaven with mingled blue and
white, and in the vaulted arch a modest
star. peeped out, seeming, by the majes
ty of sun and moon, like a stray lily
breathing on its lore of meek and -blush
ing loveliness, in the gay tints of open
ing bud and rich voluptuous blossom.
Wondering, there dawned another,
and a third, 'till clustering, Clinging to
the spacious canopy, they read, in the
calm waters of the sea, the story of their
radient loveliness. From thence assur
ed, they fear no sun nor mev, but faith
fully distil . their pensive lthl. Old
ocean tost her crescent spray, and from
her hidden depths creatures of life came
up, and flew above the earth ; winged
fowls and birds, and flying fish, and the
great whale,
dark emperor of the sea..
And God created man ! Six days he
labored and the seventh he reposed;
white from the sea, the earth, the air,
and all that in them is, went up a chorus
of ecstatistic praise to God, the first, eter
nal architect.
Toil on,, sun-burnt mechanic ; heard
ye of him whom babbling Jews despise?
The manger-born of Nazereth ? Exalt
ed to be Prince o'er death and hell.
" - Read ye not, in The Book of the un
taught. apprentice, who laid his hand
upon Tiberas' rugged. mane and it was
stilled ?
Toil on ! Drink from the dews that
heaven distil, fragrant flowers, the burst
ing buds, the blessed air, is untold wealth
to the hard brewed and the bronzed me
chanic. Rich coffers bring a snare,
canker and heart corrosion. God's
wealth is yours, a wealth to Which de
caying gold is vanity - and dross.
''roil on ! Proud peer and prince, and
pedant ; sage, statesman, and priest, now
claim the tribute of a tomb, which fain
would drive away the worm ; and splen
did eloquence
.and mocking tears are
shed and spent above the dust Which
lies as Common as the plebian herd.
The grave is the great leveller. Blest
grave ! Grave of the tanned mechanic !
A spirit speaks from thence, and willing
ears may learn some task, which monn
ments of gold have not a power to teach.
Proud man—learned man—go sit above
that tomb, and weep to think that when
old time shall tire, the sun go out with
weariness and your chivalry, above
• the wreck of matter and crush of worlds,'
the handiwork of God's own • nobleman
shall live, immutable as time, while time
his entire holds, eternal as eternity.
Rules for Young Men,
Never marry a woman who cannot
make a shirt, or get a meals of victuals.
Such a woman would keep a man poor
all the days of his life.
Marry not a woman, who apes the
lady by an exhibition of pride ; because
age will be eternally scolding if she
does not get every thing she wants.
Never marry a woman who thinks
herself better than any one else; be
cause it shows , a want of sense, and
she will have but few friends.
Marry not a woman who is fond of
spinning street yarn ? because such a
woman will not be contented at home,
and consequently she will make a most
miserable wife.
Never marry a woman who is in the
habitiof slandering her neighbors, and
giving ear to all the gossipping she
hears. Such women keep themselves
and their neighbors in a constant fer
mentation, they make the' worst of
wives.
INTEREiSTING TO LADIES....--11was'de
cided. in a breach of promise case the
other day in England, that an unmar
ried' female, aged 32, is not a girl, but
a young woman: The phrase ,♦ old
girr IS then out of place.
Gmr.s.---A person who has been
travelling in the Western States says,
there is not a lady west of illeghanter
over ,the age of 15, who is not married
or Spoken. for."
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T" *ceding figure is to represent the
INSENSIBLE PERSPIRATION. It
is the great evacuation for the impurities of the
body. It will be noticed that a thick cloudy
mist issues from all points of the surface, which
indicates the wonderful process going on with
in. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly
when we are in health, but ceases when we ate
sick. It should, be the care of every one to see
that it is not checked. Life cannot be sustain
ed without it. It is thrown off from the blood
and other Juices of the body, and disposes by
this means, of nearly all impurities within use.
The blood by this means only, works itself
pure: The language of Scripture is, "in the
blood is the life." If it ever becomes impure,
it may be traced directly to the stoppage of the
insensible perspiration- It never requires any
internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always
purifies itself by,its own heat and action, and
throws off all the offending humors, through
all the offending humors, through the insensible
perspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa
ry when the blood is stagnant or infected, is to
open the pores, and it relieves itself from all
impurity instantly. Its own heat and vitality
are sufficient, without one particle of medicine,
except to open the pores upon the surface.—
Thus we see the folly of taking so much inter
nal remedies. All practitioners, however, di
rect their efforts to restore the insensible pers
piration, but it seems to be not always the pro
per one. The Thompsonians for instance,
steams, the Hparopathist shrouds us in wet
blankets, the Homopathist deals out infinitissi
mals, the Allopathist bleeds and doses us with
i,ercury, and the blustering quack gorges us
With pills, pills, pills.
But one object only is in view, viz: to re
store the insensible perspiration. If this can
be done, they say, we will take care of the rest.
It will be seen, therefore, that all physicians
understand alike what is necessary to a recove
ry, how much they may differ as to the mode
of ob6ining)t.
To give some idea of the amount, and con
sequently the importance of the insensible per
spiration, we will state that the learned Dr. Le
wcnhock, and the great Boerhaave, ascertained
that five•eights of all we received into the sto-
mach, passed off by this means. In other
words, if we cat and drink eight pounds per
day; wo evacuate five pounds of it by the in
sensible perspiration.
This is none other than the used up particles
of the blood, and other juices, giving place to
the new and fresh ones, by. carrying with it all
the impurities within, up to the surface. To
check this,ltherefore, is to retain in the system
five eights of all the virulent matter that nature
demands should leave the body. And even
when this is the case, the blood is of so active
a principle, that it determines those particles, to
the skin, where they form scabs, pimples, ul
cers, and other spots; but if it is directed in
wards, and fails upon the lungs, the conse
quences are generally fatal.
By a sudden transition from heat to cold,
the pores are stopped, the perspiration ceases,
and disease begins at once to develope itself.—
Hence, a stoppage of this flow of the juices,
originates so many complaints. It is through
the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills.
It is stopping the pores, that overwhelms
mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption.
Nine-tenths of the world die from diseases in
duced by stoppage of the insensible perspiration.
It is easily seen therefore, how necessary is
the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to
preserve health. It cannot be stopped ;it can
not even be checked, without producing dis
ease. The blood and intestines must relieve
themselves of all their worn-out particles, and
poisonous tumors, and they must go through
the pores as nature designed.
Let me ask now, every candid mind, what
course seems the most reasonable to pursue,
and unstop the pores, after they are closed, and
let Ile perspiration flow, that the blood may re
lieve itself of its impurities Would you give
physic to unstop the pores 1 Or would you
apply something that would do this upon the
surface, where the clogging actually is t Would
not this be common sense? And yet I know
of no physician who makes an internal appli
cation to effect it. The reason I assign is, that
no medicine within their knowledge, is capable
of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre
sent to physicians and to all others, a prepara
tion that has this power to the.fullest extent—
It is McAllister's All-Healing Ointment or the
World's Salve. It has power to restore peripi
ration on the feet, on 'the head, around old
sores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part
of the body, whether diseased slightly or severe;
ly. When the perspiration is restored, it bee
power to penetrate the lungs, liver, or any part
of the human system, and to act upon them, , if
they be diseased, by separating the inflamed
morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them
to the surface.
It has power to cause all external sores, scro
fulous humors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds
to discharge their putrid matter, and then heals
them.
It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole cata
logue of cutaneous disorders, and restores the
entire cuticle to its healthy functions.
It is a remedy that forbids the neceSsity of
so many and deleterious drugs taken into the
'stomach.
It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives in
convenience, or is dangerous to tho intestines.
This remedy is probably the only one now
known, that is capable of producing all these
great results. Its graiit value is in restoring at
once, the circulation of the juices when check
ed, or disarranged by cola or other causes. It
preserves and defends the surface from all I.le
rangement of its functions, while it keeps open
the channels for the blood to avoid Wits impu
rities and dispose of all its useless particles.—
There is a connection, harmony, and feasibility
in all that defies' contradiction. It is a simple,
but wonderful principle that preserves in heal
thy operation the entire machinery of 'ouvbe
ing. It indissolubly holds together the surface
and the internal viscera, the internarviscera
and the surface. They are inseparably con
nected and cannot be disjoined. The surface
is the outlet of five-eights of the bile and used
up. nutter Within. - It bit pi, ' , Witlitalbari . ,
of openings to relies the in nes. .Btoli up
e tl
these pores, and:death kno sat your door.—
It ii . .rigbtly termed All-Healing, for there is
scarcely-a , disease, external or internal, that it
will not benefit. - It will be found the most use
ful as well as,the cheapest finally medicine in
the wfirld.. I have used it for the last fourteen
years with success without a parallel. I have
used it for altdisease of the chest, consumption,
liver, and the most of internal male
dies. I have used it in cases of extreme peril
and hazard, involving the utmost danger arid .
responsibility, and I declare before Heaven and
man, that not in one single ease has it failed to
benefit, when the patient was within the reach
of mortal mein& -
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I never, td, my, *wheaten had more than
five or six. among the thou Sands who, have
used it, say that it wad.not favorable to theft
complaint. On the contraty I have had hun
dreds return voluntarily. and in the Warmest
and most pathetic language speak in its raj*:
I have had physicians; learned intim profession;
I have hail ministers of the gospel, Jtidges on
the bench,
.aldermen and, lawyers, gentlemen ,
of the highest erudition and multitudes of poor,
rho it in every variety of way, and there has
been but one voice, one united. universal voice
saying u McAllister yOur ointment is good."
Consumption.-40f all diseases, we find this
the most important, and concerning which we i
meet with the most opposition. It can hardly I
be credited that a salve can have more effect
upon the lungs, seated as they are within the
system. Due
.we say once for all; that this
ointment will reach the lungs quicker than any
medicines that can be given internally. Every
body consents to the fact that if healing me
dicine could he applied on the lungs, there
would be great hopes of recovery. The diffi
culty is to get the medicine there. Now the
Salvo has the wonderful virtue of extracting
the putrid humors from all external sores by
causing them to discharge. In like manner it
operates upon internal affections by driving all
the impurities through the pores to the surface.
Thus with consumption, if placed upon the
chest, it penetrates directly to the lungs, sepa•
rates the poisonous particles that are consuming
them and expels them from the system;
It is the simplest and most rational process
in creation, if one has the medicine capable of
doing it. The All-Healing Ointment possesses
this power to the fullest extent. I need not
say that it is curing persons of Consumption
continually, although we are told it is foolish.
ness. I care not what is said, so long as I can
cure several thousand persons yearly. If this
medicine' was in the hands of some patent me
dicine brawlers, they would make an uproar
through the country that would be insupporta
ble.
Scrofula or King's Evil.—This disease is
really inveterate, and hard to be subdued. It
is generally seated in the sides of the neck, be
hind the cars and under the chin, yet scarcely
any part of the body is exempt. It sometimes
falls upon the lungs and produces consump
tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that this
disease is transmitted from parents to children.
The Salve will extract all the morbid mat
ter by, causing the sores to discharge ; and then
let then the Solar Tincture be used to drive it
to one point, which done, a continuance of the
Ointment will completely remove this disorder.
This is the safest and most effectual of any me
thod. It should be adopted without a mo
ments hesitation.
Erysipelas —This complaint arises from im
purities being driven opt to the surfice by means
of the insensible perspiration, and lodging in
the cuticule, forms sores, pimples &c., it being
of a caustic, acrid putrifying nature. It only
requires that it should discharge its virulent
particles through the skin, and the difficulty
will pass off: If suffered to remain, and driven
inwards it is frequently fatal.
Let the Salve and Solar Tincture be used as
n scrofula and the patient wilt soon get well.
Salt Rheum.—T his is another obstinate dis
ease but can be cured effectually as the scrofu=
la. There is no difficulty in this disease.
'Head ache, Ear ache and Deafness.—The
Salve has cured persons of the Head-Ache of
12 years standing and who had it regularly
'every week, so that vomiting often, took place.
It cured the wife of a man who laughed in my
face for proposing such a cure. and who now
would not be without it for the best farm in the
State. If any one will take the trouble to call
I will give his name.
Deatnesk,and Ear• Ache are helped with the
ike success as also Ague in the face.
Cold Fvl.—Consumption: liver complaint,
pains in the chest or side, falling of the hair,
one or the other always accompanies cold feet.
It is a sure sign of disease in the system to
have cold feet. Some persons are totally una
ble to get them warm, and endure much suffer
ing thereby.
The salve will restore the insensible perspi
ration and thus cure every case. It is infalli
ble for this.
Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this dis
ease is not hereditary and produced by the mat•
formation of the chest, the salve will cure it.
Dyspipsia.—One would suppose a salve
Would not effect this disease much but the All-
Healing Ointment will cure two sooner than
any internal remek will cure one.
Sure Eyes.—The inflamation and disease al
ways lies back„of the hall of the eye in the sock
et Hence thejoility of all remedies that are
used' upon the lids. Ths virtue of any medi
cine must reach .the seat of inflation or it will
do little good. This salve if rubbed on the
temples will penetrate directly into the socket
and infuse all its virtues upcn the disorder.—
The pores will be opened, a proper perspiration
will be created and the disease will soon pass
off to the surface. How easy and how natu
ral I It is as perfect and valuable as it is sim
ple and philosophical. .
Sore Lips, Chapped Hands 4c.—l sell a
great deal of salvo to Seamen, who say it is the
only thing they can depend on to cure their
raw hands, when exposed to the weather at sea.
It acts like a chasm in these complaints. Tye;
or three applications cures.
Pimples on-the face, freckles, fan, masculine
skin, gross surface.—lts first action is to expel
all humor. It will not cease drawing till the
face is free from any matter that may be lodged
under the skin And frequently breaking out to ,
the surface. It then heals. When there is
nothing but grossness, or dull repulsive surface,
it begins to soften and soften until the skin be
comes as soft and delicate as a child's. It throws
a freshness and blushing color upon the now
white transparent skin that is perfectly enchant:
ing. Sometimes in caw of Freckles it will first
start- out those that have lain hidden and - seen
but seldom. Pursue the salve and all will soon
disappear.
The reason for this wonderful', change in a
lady's face is that p it excites into natural and
healthy activity the Insensible,. Perspiration,
while it renovates and renews the surface, and
leaves the skin in as lively and delicate a con
dition as the most fastidious could desire, It is
put up in gm, jats and beautifully scented on
purpose for the toilet.
Burns.—Life can always he saved if the vi
tals are not injufed. I have so many testimo
nials for the cure of this complaint that I could
'fill a book. ammo there is not ' s family in
the United §tatcs, that would consent. -to be
without this salve dai if they' kneir
balm in healing Btirns
,It extracts the
pain and leaves the place withotit a star.
Quinsy sore atria, rnfrenza, Bronchitis.
—There is not an internal remedy in'etistence
that will cure these 'disorders as quick as the
salve. It opens the pores on the neck sad
draws off all the inflammation and iinplire jut
ces, and a few days will see the patient well.
It is sovereign in thew cases.
Piles.--The salve acts upon the piles as up
ohotte eyes:. There is an inflammation which
mutt be drawn from the parts. The salke does
this.
'Hernia or Rupture,--This salve bas cured
some very bad cases of rupture, and although it
might not eal;yet it would be wise to .try it.—
It is 'a pecular complaint, but it may be helped
some, if not cured entirely. I have not the .
shadow 'of a dotibt that it would cure thousands
if the trial was made, who believe no medicine*
of the least.benefit.. •
Two shillings worth would satisfy any one,
whether it would do good lot not. .'
Wormsrr--If parents knew how fatal most
medicines_tvere to children taken inwardly, they
would be 810% , to resort to them. Especially
" mercurial lozenges," called "medical Itzen
ges," " verinifugea," dm Evert were it
possible toisly positively that worms were pre
sent, it is lift safe. The truth is, no one can
tell, invariably, when worms are present. Of
comae the,remedy isnot , applicable to the com
plaint. Now let me say to parents, that this
salve will always-tell if a child has worms.—
Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep
them front going up, and then down on the
bowels and they will soon leave. It will drive
every vestige of them away. This is a simple
and safe cure. No injury can come of it in
any way. But should it be cholic, inflation of
the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will ef
fectually cure them as the worms.
There is probably no medicine on the face of
the earth at once so sure and safe in the expul
sion of worms.
It would be cruel, nay wicked, to give inter
nal doubtful medicines, so long as a harmless,
certain, and effectual external one could be had.
Chalk, Pain, or Infiamnintion of the Row
els . —Let the salve be rubbed in and heated
with the fire or hot flat irons, and all pains and
difficulty, will soon cease. -
Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any
affection of the bone, nothing is ,so good for as
this salve.
Poisons.-1 never knew anything so good as
this salve. It causes the poison to discharge
immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause
of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals,
or burns, it removes when nothing else will.
Toilet.—l have it done up in fine order for
the dressing case. Although I have said little
about it as a hair restorative, yet I will 'stake it
against the world They may bring their oils
far and near, and mine will ream the hair two
cases to their one. These are no idle words,
for •I aM ready to back it with any reasonable
amount.
Old ,Sores, Mortification, Ulcers, 4-c.--There
is no effectual way of curing these,but draWing
off the putrid;matter. To merely dry it up
would only endanger one's health more. That
some sores are an outlet to the' impurities of the
system, is the only reason, because they cannot
pass off through the natural channels of the In
sensible Perspiration If such sores are healed
up, the impurities must have some other outlet,
Or it will endanger life. This is the reason why
it is impolitic to use the common salves of the
day in such cases. For they have no power to
open other revenues, to let oil all this morbid
matter, and the consequences are always fatal.
This salve will always provide for such-emer
gencies. There need he no fear. It is perfect.
Broken Breast.—Per6ons need never have a
broken breast. The salve will always prevent
it, if used in season:
Liver Complaint.—Personshaving this corn;
plaint frequently hive eruptions of the - hands,
face and other pints, and never once thir k that
it arises from the liver. Their utter inahility to
remove these irruptions, proei their misappri:
hension of the disorder. Such must Use it first
on the feet, then wear it on the chest, and the
ditTiculty will soon go away.
Mine Passion or Griping of the Intestines.
—This disease caused the death of the late H.
S. Legere, Attorney General and acting Secre
tary of the United States, It is the stopping
up of the smaller intestines, and sometimes the
twisting of them. It is brought on by a neg
lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcera
ted Hernia. The pains are awful, and unless
help conies speedily, the sufferer soon dies.
The All-Healing Ointment would have saved
-the life of Mr. Legare and all others under sim
ilar circumstances. -
Corn&—lf the salve is used according to (li
t: I: cons, people need never be troubled with
orns—especially cut out by some travelling
mountebank who knows he is doing more mis
chief than ho can possibly repair. A little of
this ointment put on now and then will always
keep them down.
' Indeed there are few complaints that it will
not benefit. It is a Family Salve of untold
value. As long as the sky rolls over one's
head and grass grows upon the earth, it will be
sought after, used and valued. As-there is no
mercurial substance in it, but composed entire
ly of vegetables it gives no good ground for ap
prehension.
We have full certificates, from all the per
so'ns whose names are here given, but not hav
ing room for them, we merely give their names,
Nos. and the disease of v.eich they were cured.
Thomas Moshier, 179 Ninth-st—weak back;
W W Way, coy. King and McDonough sts—
sore eyes ; M J Way do erysipelas ; Dr J Clark,
210 Stanton-st—nlcerated sores; Dr J Cove),
132 Sullivan-at—ague in the face ; F R Lee,
245 Bowery—pain ih the breast ; Rev J Gibbs
Dover-se—family medicine; Henry: Gibbs, 113
Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 Fourth
st—family medicine; E Conway, U S Court
—burns, scalds ; Eliza Bunker, Flatbush—con
.sumptione M A King, 100 Oliver st—burns ;
E Kipp, 275 Second-st—quinsy ;J Vanderpool
Cherry-se—cancer; Burr Nash—piles; W E
Turner, 91 Ridge-stdo ; C Mann, Globe Ho
tel—ruptures; .1. Hurd, 17 Batavia-st—sale
rheum; G Summer, 124 Division-st—do; J
Mudie, 20 Mercer-st—do; H A West, 107
Marks place—burns, frosted feet, D Thorp,
145. Norfolk st—sore ,eyes; F. Pa Oin, 225,
Broome st—do; P Bowe, 36 Willett st—do ;
H B Jenkins, Pheenix Bank—do; J F Healy,
do---caused by gunpowder; Dr 'Mitchell, 79
Mercer-se—broken breast; C D•Jacobson,.l99
Stanton-at—rheumatism; B J Russell--do; E
Willetta, 303 Pearl st—cruptions; E Robb,
g 37 Sleeker-st-;-agae in the face ; C Frances,
39'Bowery—family medicine; D S Judd, 657
Water-st—family ointment; F Otten, 124 Di
vision st=rheumatism in the head; S W- Ro
binson, 70 Essex at—family ointment; S Has
riot, 45 Allen st—sore eyes; G Coward, 145
Division st—do ' • M Develin. 313 Water st—
corns, &c; P Demarest, 368 Hudson st—in
flammation in the chest; N Achinsen, Huston
st—asthma ; M A Burnett, 66 Suffolk st—
ague in chest; N WYcath, 120. Division st-L
bite of a dog and piles; J Vincent, 124 Alleri
st,‘— icea k hack ; J 'Chapman, 259 Division at—.
air e cti m of the liver ; W Graham, 19 - ne, teria
—pain in the side ; E Hamel, 19 Norfalkit
cutaneod e eription ; H Bingham; 84 Laight„
--pain in the breast; A Knox, 80 Laightat—
chapped bawls ;‘.l Culver,. 194 B talltan st
ulcerated sore's; P Bennett, sore throat, rhea.
matiain G P. Taylor ;
,46. Forsyth st—li v ,
complaint; W tkikina, Huston—constimptic-6.
~ • •
Sold by M. C. AlthiCLIR, T ctrano,
wad G. A. PERKINS, Athens.
wrighvi Vegetable Indian Pik
F; during during the continuance of Stonlis
JIL
and Floods, the channels of
OVII NIGHT! nivsss
become so obstructed se to afford an itinflitiett
outlet for the superabundant waters, we can el.
pest nothing less than that the surroliming
country will be
OVERWHELMED WITH TILE FLOOD. a
In - a like Manner with the human body—if the
Skin, Kidneys, and Bowels, (the natiral out:-
lets for
USELESS AN'S CORIMpT ntmons)
becom so obstructed as to fail in affording a
full discharge of those impurities which are in
all cases
TILE CAII9E OF SICRICESS
we surely can expect no otner results tbati
the whole frame will sooner or later be
OVERWRELMED WITH DISFASE.
As in the first place, if we would — prercnt an
inundation we must remove all obstruction.. to
the free diseharge of the superabundant amt.!,
So, in the second place, if we would ph.,„ !
and cure disease, we must open and ku I
all the Natural Drains of the body.
1ND145 VEGETAIIIE P 11.1,4
Of the North American C'olhz, .1-1 „."!
will be found one of the best if riot t!.,
BEST MEDICIIcE IF THE It 0!,,,
for carrying out this beautiful and : , urr.;•• !1..
ry ; because they completely rblisc4 l l,.. c
and Bowels from all /l !/ 1-:-
er impurity, and at the same time proe.n..
a
healthy discharge from the Lungs. Skin, am',
Kidneys; consequently, as all the Nat:•r
Drains are opened, -
Disease of every name i.s literally driven fro).
Me Body.
Caution—As the great popt.larity at
consequent great • demand for '\ rig,ht's Indfun
Vegetable Pills has raised time host at etwth,i
feiters, country agents and storeke( 'Witsau, le
on their guard against the many inq sat r•
are travelling about the country Felt,:. 2 t, t , .
unsuspecting a spurious article Mr du gmuibt
It should be remembered that all authorize,
agents are provided a Certificate of- Agency
signed by WILLIAM Wnroirr, Vice
of the N. A. College of Health. Con, gurt.t•
ly, those who offer Indian Vegetable ~ tl‘;
cannot show a Certificate, as als , ‘e &seam..
will he known as imposters.
The following highly respeetaHe St.u.
keepers have been appointed Agents far the sahr
of
WRIGHT ' S INDIAN VEGETABLE
and of whore it is confidently-ttkierkd the ge
naive medicine can with certainly he ntaa ~ t ed•
BRADFORD COUNTY, I),s,
J .D.& E. D. Montanye, Towanda
D.Brink, Hornbrook.
S. W.& D. F. Pomeroy, Troy.
Lyman Durfey, Smithfield.
J. J. & C. Warlord, Monroeton.
Wm. Gibson, Ulster.
Ulysses Moody, Asylum.
John Horton Jr.. Terrytown.
Coryell & Gee, Burlington cornets
Benjamin Coolbaugh, Canton.
L. S. Ellsworth & Co., Athens.
Allen & Storrs, Sheshequin.
Guy Tracy,
A .R.Soper, Columbia Flatts.
Offices devoted exclusively to the sale of th
medicine wholesale and retail, 228 Greenn ic
street, New York, No. 198 Tremont st ria
Boston, and 169 Race street, Philadelptal.
BRWARE OF COVNTFTIFEITS.—The puN
arc respectfully informed that medi,iiie pore r
ing to be Indian Pills, made by one f
Fate& are not the 'genuine Wright's lidi,or
Vagetable Pills.
The only security against impositirl: is
purchase from the regular adverticcd
and in all cases be particular to abb• ftr Wr:eht
Indian Vegetable Pills
SPECIAL COURT.
WHEREAS thb Hon. Wm. 31..cr,
President Judge of the • I lib Judi ,
district has appointed a special court of can
mon pleas to be holden for the trial of CnIISCS
certified to him, in Bradford county. on Me
day the the 23d day of June next at t•. 0 o'cle• k
the afternoon, of which the following is a list.
to wit:
Alexander Baring, et. al., r,..1, Harkness et.al.
Life insurance an d ' trust company vs. Ettw , r l
Overton ; •
Samuel Benight vs. Wm .Seely et.al.:
same . vs. Lewis M. - Palmer et.al.:
Chester Butler and wife vs. Amos Ackla;
same vs. John Bennett;
G. M. Hollenback et. al., vs. David Bingham
et.al.;
Alexander Baring et. al. vs.l.King,sley et. al
same vs. James 0. Tracey Pt. al•;
same vs. Hezekiah Crowell et, al.
same vs. same ;
same vs. Ezra Allen ;
same vs. Solomon Bovier et. al.:
same vs. Witham Harkness et.al:
same vs. Sally Welles & Geo.
II
Welles executors &r•,
same vs. William S. Ingalls;
same vs. James Roe ;
same vs. Shubel Rowley et. of.l
same vs. Richard Garrison et. at,
same vs. Stephen Wilcox et. at.:
same vs. Zepeniah Knapp et.al'
same vs." Wm Cooper, et al.
same vs. Jesse Shepard.
AARON CH,CI3IIIXIi
Prothonotary's Office. Z•
Towanda, April 14, 1845. 5
New Blacksmithing --
. agukamLN.farzimys.7,j., I
THE SUBSCRIBER, having for..lei i
partnership with his brother, continue,
to carry on the business at his blather's sew
. i
stand, east side of Main street, south Ps" 4
the borough, where he is prepared to eserus
all orders for Horse-shoeing, Cordage& Cold
work and Edge Tools.
He assures the public that all work entrvol
to his care will ho well done, as he low IN I.
oughly learned his trade and is determined 1,
render satisfaction. .
JOHN A. ESEN I I NE '
Towanda. December 30, 1844. • '
UrElSVi ilr.
It.• '
D. MON TANYE has r emove d b. l
4, Drug Store to the third door belc' w ..
D. E. D. Montanye's store, Msin !w_ .
where you will at all times find a good assn!
ment of Drugs 4 Medicines.
Nov. 25, 1845.
Inof.(r ,