'W - tscoffanfoits. Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures Nr. =Caudie ha beri to Greenwich. Fair . . Item ! So, Mr.. Caudle; I hope you enjoyed yourself at Greenwich. I know it very well, air: know all about it: know more than you think I know. [thought there was semething in the Yes, - I was sure of it, when you went out of the • house, .to-day ; knew it by the looks of you, though didn't'say anything. Upon my word ! And you call yourself, a respectable man, and the father of a family ! Go ing to a fair amongst all sorts of peo ple—at your time of life. Yes ; and never think of taking your wife with you. Oh no ! kou can 'go and enjoy yourself out with f 'don't know who; go out and inakeyourself very pleasant, dare say. Don't tell me ; I hear what a nice companion Mr. Caudle is : what agood tempered person.---IIa! I Only wish people could see you at borne, that's all, But so itis with men. They can keep all their good temper for out of-doors—their wives never see any of it. Oh dear ! I'm surel don't know who'd be a poor woman`! • "Now, Caudle, - I'm not in an ill= temper: not at all. tkeow [used to be a fool when we _were first married; I used to worry and fret myself to death when you went out; but I'vegot over that. I wouldn't put myself out of the way now for the best man that ever trod. For what thanks 'does a poor woman get ?—None at all. No, it's those who don't care for their fami lies; who are 'the best thought of. I only wish I could bring myself not to care for mine. " And why - couldn't you say, like a man, yow were going to Greenwich Fair when you went out T It's no use .you're saying that, Mr. Caudle : don't tell me that you didn't'think of going; you'd made your mind up to it. Pret ty games you've had, no doubt! I should like ' - to have been behind you, that's all. A man at your time of life ! And I, of 'course, I never want to go out.: Oh no ! I may stay at home with the cat. You couldn't • think of taking your wife and children, like any other decent man, to a fair. Oh no ; you never care to be seen with us.— sure many people don't know you're married:, how can they T Your wife's never seen with you. Oh no ; anybody but those . belonging to you! "'Greenwich Fair indeed! Yes,— and of course-you went up and down the hill, running and racing with no body knows who. Don't tell me ; I know what you aro when you're out. You don't suppose, Mr. Caudle, I've forgotten that pink bonnet, do you Not I won't hold my tongue, and I'm not a foolish woman.—lt's no matter, sir, if the pink' bonnet was fifty years ago—it's all the same for that. No and if I live for fifty years to come, I never will leave off talking of it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Caudle. Ha! few wives would have been what I've been to you. I only wish my _time was to come over again that's all ; I wouldn't be the fool I have been. " Going to a fair ? and I suppose you had your fortune told by' the gypsies ? You needn't have wasted your money, I'm sure I can tell you your fortune, Mr. Candle. And it would be no mat ter—none at all—if your wife and chil dren didn't suffer with you. " And you must go riding upon don keys—you didn't go riding upon don keys ? Yes ; it's very well for you to say so; but I dare say you did. I tell you, Caudle, I know what you are when you're out... I wouldn't trust any of yon—you especially. Caudle. " Then you milk go in the thick of the fair, and have the girls scratching your coat with rattles ! You couldn't help it, if they did scratch your coat? Don't tell me ; people don't scratch coats unless they are encouraged to do it. AO 'you must go in a swing too. You didn't go in a swing? And I'm a foolish woman to think so, am I? Well, if you didn't, it was no fault of yours ; you wished to go, I've no doubt. • " And then you must go into shows ? There—you don't .deny that. • You did.. go into a show. What of it, Mr. • Caudle? A goal deal of it, sir. Nice crowding and squeezing in those shows, knowpretty places ! And yOn a married man and the father of alarnily. No, I won't hold my tongue ? , It's very well for you to threaten to get up. You're to go to Greenwich Pahl; and race up and down the hill, and play at kiss in the ring. Pah ! it's disgusting, -Mr. Caudle. Oh, I dare say you did pfay at it; if you didn't you'd have liked, and that's just as bad ; and you can go into the swings, and shows, and round abouts. If i was you I should hide my head under the clothes and be ashamed of myself. • ‘. And what is most selfish—most mean of you. Caudle, you can go and enjoy yourself, and never so much as bring home to the , children a ginger breadnut. Don't tell me that your pocket was picked of a pound of nuts ! Nice company you must have been in to have your pocket picked. "Bui dare say I shall hear all about it to-morrow. I !lave n 9 doubt, sir, you were daileing avthe (;;Town-and Anchor. I should like to have seen you.—No ; I'm not making myself ri diculous. It's you that's making your self ridiculous ; and everybody that knows • you, says so. Everybody knows what 4 have to put up from you. - • Going to a fair indeed? At your Here,"says Caudle, 4 , I dozed ofr, hearing confusedly the words=hill— gypsies—:rattles—roundaboute—pink bonnet—swings—nuts." Nobility of Mechanics. Toil on, 'thou sun burnt mechanic. God has placed thee in thy lot: per chance, to guide the flying car that whirls us on from scene to scene; or friend to friend ; bind down the warring waves of ocean, tempest lost, or chain the red artillery of heaven. Toil on I Without thy power, earth, though her sands were. one vast Pacto lus of gold; would be a waste of tinsel led tears and glittering grief, and want and wo, and splendid misery, &aril out from all her treasured mines. Rich soils would perish in their richness, and the fruits of seasons changing, die engather ed from the harvest. Toil on ! Jehovah was a workman, too. In the beginning God- created heaven and earth," and from confused chaos sprang this perfect world, the per fect workmanship of the eternal, uncrea led Power. Up rose the mighty firma ment,',and back the sullen surges swept, submissive tamed, each to their sever al bounds. And then he set peat lights the glorious sun to bless the Elan , the timid moon to wear at_ night the mildest lustre of the radient orb. He painted heaven with mingled blue and white, and in the vaulted arch a modest star. peeped out, seeming, by the majes ty of sun and moon, like a stray lily breathing on its lore of meek and -blush ing loveliness, in the gay tints of open ing bud and rich voluptuous blossom. Wondering, there dawned another, and a third, 'till clustering, Clinging to the spacious canopy, they read, in the calm waters of the sea, the story of their radient loveliness. From thence assur ed, they fear no sun nor mev, but faith fully distil . their pensive lthl. Old ocean tost her crescent spray, and from her hidden depths creatures of life came up, and flew above the earth ; winged fowls and birds, and flying fish, and the great whale, dark emperor of the sea.. And God created man ! Six days he labored and the seventh he reposed; white from the sea, the earth, the air, and all that in them is, went up a chorus of ecstatistic praise to God, the first, eter nal architect. Toil on,, sun-burnt mechanic ; heard ye of him whom babbling Jews despise? The manger-born of Nazereth ? Exalt ed to be Prince o'er death and hell. " - Read ye not, in The Book of the un taught. apprentice, who laid his hand upon Tiberas' rugged. mane and it was stilled ? Toil on ! Drink from the dews that heaven distil, fragrant flowers, the burst ing buds, the blessed air, is untold wealth to the hard brewed and the bronzed me chanic. Rich coffers bring a snare, canker and heart corrosion. God's wealth is yours, a wealth to Which de caying gold is vanity - and dross. ''roil on ! Proud peer and prince, and pedant ; sage, statesman, and priest, now claim the tribute of a tomb, which fain would drive away the worm ; and splen did eloquence .and mocking tears are shed and spent above the dust Which lies as Common as the plebian herd. The grave is the great leveller. Blest grave ! Grave of the tanned mechanic ! A spirit speaks from thence, and willing ears may learn some task, which monn ments of gold have not a power to teach. Proud man—learned man—go sit above that tomb, and weep to think that when old time shall tire, the sun go out with weariness and your chivalry, above • the wreck of matter and crush of worlds,' the handiwork of God's own • nobleman shall live, immutable as time, while time his entire holds, eternal as eternity. Rules for Young Men, Never marry a woman who cannot make a shirt, or get a meals of victuals. Such a woman would keep a man poor all the days of his life. Marry not a woman, who apes the lady by an exhibition of pride ; because age will be eternally scolding if she does not get every thing she wants. Never marry a woman who thinks herself better than any one else; be cause it shows , a want of sense, and she will have but few friends. Marry not a woman who is fond of spinning street yarn ? because such a woman will not be contented at home, and consequently she will make a most miserable wife. Never marry a woman who is in the habitiof slandering her neighbors, and giving ear to all the gossipping she hears. Such women keep themselves and their neighbors in a constant fer mentation, they make the' worst of wives. INTEREiSTING TO LADIES....--11was'de cided. in a breach of promise case the other day in England, that an unmar ried' female, aged 32, is not a girl, but a young woman: The phrase ,♦ old girr IS then out of place. Gmr.s.---A person who has been travelling in the Western States says, there is not a lady west of illeghanter over ,the age of 15, who is not married or Spoken. for." ~~~ . T" *ceding figure is to represent the INSENSIBLE PERSPIRATION. It is the great evacuation for the impurities of the body. It will be noticed that a thick cloudy mist issues from all points of the surface, which indicates the wonderful process going on with in. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly when we are in health, but ceases when we ate sick. It should, be the care of every one to see that it is not checked. Life cannot be sustain ed without it. It is thrown off from the blood and other Juices of the body, and disposes by this means, of nearly all impurities within use. The blood by this means only, works itself pure: The language of Scripture is, "in the blood is the life." If it ever becomes impure, it may be traced directly to the stoppage of the insensible perspiration- It never requires any internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always purifies itself by,its own heat and action, and throws off all the offending humors, through all the offending humors, through the insensible perspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa ry when the blood is stagnant or infected, is to open the pores, and it relieves itself from all impurity instantly. Its own heat and vitality are sufficient, without one particle of medicine, except to open the pores upon the surface.— Thus we see the folly of taking so much inter nal remedies. All practitioners, however, di rect their efforts to restore the insensible pers piration, but it seems to be not always the pro per one. The Thompsonians for instance, steams, the Hparopathist shrouds us in wet blankets, the Homopathist deals out infinitissi mals, the Allopathist bleeds and doses us with i,ercury, and the blustering quack gorges us With pills, pills, pills. But one object only is in view, viz: to re store the insensible perspiration. If this can be done, they say, we will take care of the rest. It will be seen, therefore, that all physicians understand alike what is necessary to a recove ry, how much they may differ as to the mode of ob6ining)t. To give some idea of the amount, and con sequently the importance of the insensible per spiration, we will state that the learned Dr. Le wcnhock, and the great Boerhaave, ascertained that five•eights of all we received into the sto- mach, passed off by this means. In other words, if we cat and drink eight pounds per day; wo evacuate five pounds of it by the in sensible perspiration. This is none other than the used up particles of the blood, and other juices, giving place to the new and fresh ones, by. carrying with it all the impurities within, up to the surface. To check this,ltherefore, is to retain in the system five eights of all the virulent matter that nature demands should leave the body. And even when this is the case, the blood is of so active a principle, that it determines those particles, to the skin, where they form scabs, pimples, ul cers, and other spots; but if it is directed in wards, and fails upon the lungs, the conse quences are generally fatal. By a sudden transition from heat to cold, the pores are stopped, the perspiration ceases, and disease begins at once to develope itself.— Hence, a stoppage of this flow of the juices, originates so many complaints. It is through the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills. It is stopping the pores, that overwhelms mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption. Nine-tenths of the world die from diseases in duced by stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It is easily seen therefore, how necessary is the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to preserve health. It cannot be stopped ;it can not even be checked, without producing dis ease. The blood and intestines must relieve themselves of all their worn-out particles, and poisonous tumors, and they must go through the pores as nature designed. Let me ask now, every candid mind, what course seems the most reasonable to pursue, and unstop the pores, after they are closed, and let Ile perspiration flow, that the blood may re lieve itself of its impurities Would you give physic to unstop the pores 1 Or would you apply something that would do this upon the surface, where the clogging actually is t Would not this be common sense? And yet I know of no physician who makes an internal appli cation to effect it. The reason I assign is, that no medicine within their knowledge, is capable of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre sent to physicians and to all others, a prepara tion that has this power to the.fullest extent— It is McAllister's All-Healing Ointment or the World's Salve. It has power to restore peripi ration on the feet, on 'the head, around old sores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part of the body, whether diseased slightly or severe; ly. When the perspiration is restored, it bee power to penetrate the lungs, liver, or any part of the human system, and to act upon them, , if they be diseased, by separating the inflamed morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them to the surface. It has power to cause all external sores, scro fulous humors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds to discharge their putrid matter, and then heals them. It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole cata logue of cutaneous disorders, and restores the entire cuticle to its healthy functions. It is a remedy that forbids the neceSsity of so many and deleterious drugs taken into the 'stomach. It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives in convenience, or is dangerous to tho intestines. This remedy is probably the only one now known, that is capable of producing all these great results. Its graiit value is in restoring at once, the circulation of the juices when check ed, or disarranged by cola or other causes. It preserves and defends the surface from all I.le rangement of its functions, while it keeps open the channels for the blood to avoid Wits impu rities and dispose of all its useless particles.— There is a connection, harmony, and feasibility in all that defies' contradiction. It is a simple, but wonderful principle that preserves in heal thy operation the entire machinery of 'ouvbe ing. It indissolubly holds together the surface and the internal viscera, the internarviscera and the surface. They are inseparably con nected and cannot be disjoined. The surface is the outlet of five-eights of the bile and used up. nutter Within. - It bit pi, ' , Witlitalbari . , of openings to relies the in nes. .Btoli up e tl these pores, and:death kno sat your door.— It ii . .rigbtly termed All-Healing, for there is scarcely-a , disease, external or internal, that it will not benefit. - It will be found the most use ful as well as,the cheapest finally medicine in the wfirld.. I have used it for the last fourteen years with success without a parallel. I have used it for altdisease of the chest, consumption, liver, and the most of internal male dies. I have used it in cases of extreme peril and hazard, involving the utmost danger arid . responsibility, and I declare before Heaven and man, that not in one single ease has it failed to benefit, when the patient was within the reach of mortal mein& - ~ _ I never, td, my, *wheaten had more than five or six. among the thou Sands who, have used it, say that it wad.not favorable to theft complaint. On the contraty I have had hun dreds return voluntarily. and in the Warmest and most pathetic language speak in its raj*: I have had physicians; learned intim profession; I have hail ministers of the gospel, Jtidges on the bench, .aldermen and, lawyers, gentlemen , of the highest erudition and multitudes of poor, rho it in every variety of way, and there has been but one voice, one united. universal voice saying u McAllister yOur ointment is good." Consumption.-40f all diseases, we find this the most important, and concerning which we i meet with the most opposition. It can hardly I be credited that a salve can have more effect upon the lungs, seated as they are within the system. Due .we say once for all; that this ointment will reach the lungs quicker than any medicines that can be given internally. Every body consents to the fact that if healing me dicine could he applied on the lungs, there would be great hopes of recovery. The diffi culty is to get the medicine there. Now the Salvo has the wonderful virtue of extracting the putrid humors from all external sores by causing them to discharge. In like manner it operates upon internal affections by driving all the impurities through the pores to the surface. Thus with consumption, if placed upon the chest, it penetrates directly to the lungs, sepa• rates the poisonous particles that are consuming them and expels them from the system; It is the simplest and most rational process in creation, if one has the medicine capable of doing it. The All-Healing Ointment possesses this power to the fullest extent. I need not say that it is curing persons of Consumption continually, although we are told it is foolish. ness. I care not what is said, so long as I can cure several thousand persons yearly. If this medicine' was in the hands of some patent me dicine brawlers, they would make an uproar through the country that would be insupporta ble. Scrofula or King's Evil.—This disease is really inveterate, and hard to be subdued. It is generally seated in the sides of the neck, be hind the cars and under the chin, yet scarcely any part of the body is exempt. It sometimes falls upon the lungs and produces consump tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that this disease is transmitted from parents to children. The Salve will extract all the morbid mat ter by, causing the sores to discharge ; and then let then the Solar Tincture be used to drive it to one point, which done, a continuance of the Ointment will completely remove this disorder. This is the safest and most effectual of any me thod. It should be adopted without a mo ments hesitation. Erysipelas —This complaint arises from im purities being driven opt to the surfice by means of the insensible perspiration, and lodging in the cuticule, forms sores, pimples &c., it being of a caustic, acrid putrifying nature. It only requires that it should discharge its virulent particles through the skin, and the difficulty will pass off: If suffered to remain, and driven inwards it is frequently fatal. Let the Salve and Solar Tincture be used as n scrofula and the patient wilt soon get well. Salt Rheum.—T his is another obstinate dis ease but can be cured effectually as the scrofu= la. There is no difficulty in this disease. 'Head ache, Ear ache and Deafness.—The Salve has cured persons of the Head-Ache of 12 years standing and who had it regularly 'every week, so that vomiting often, took place. It cured the wife of a man who laughed in my face for proposing such a cure. and who now would not be without it for the best farm in the State. If any one will take the trouble to call I will give his name. Deatnesk,and Ear• Ache are helped with the ike success as also Ague in the face. Cold Fvl.—Consumption: liver complaint, pains in the chest or side, falling of the hair, one or the other always accompanies cold feet. It is a sure sign of disease in the system to have cold feet. Some persons are totally una ble to get them warm, and endure much suffer ing thereby. The salve will restore the insensible perspi ration and thus cure every case. It is infalli ble for this. Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this dis ease is not hereditary and produced by the mat• formation of the chest, the salve will cure it. Dyspipsia.—One would suppose a salve Would not effect this disease much but the All- Healing Ointment will cure two sooner than any internal remek will cure one. Sure Eyes.—The inflamation and disease al ways lies back„of the hall of the eye in the sock et Hence thejoility of all remedies that are used' upon the lids. Ths virtue of any medi cine must reach .the seat of inflation or it will do little good. This salve if rubbed on the temples will penetrate directly into the socket and infuse all its virtues upcn the disorder.— The pores will be opened, a proper perspiration will be created and the disease will soon pass off to the surface. How easy and how natu ral I It is as perfect and valuable as it is sim ple and philosophical. . Sore Lips, Chapped Hands 4c.—l sell a great deal of salvo to Seamen, who say it is the only thing they can depend on to cure their raw hands, when exposed to the weather at sea. It acts like a chasm in these complaints. Tye; or three applications cures. Pimples on-the face, freckles, fan, masculine skin, gross surface.—lts first action is to expel all humor. It will not cease drawing till the face is free from any matter that may be lodged under the skin And frequently breaking out to , the surface. It then heals. When there is nothing but grossness, or dull repulsive surface, it begins to soften and soften until the skin be comes as soft and delicate as a child's. It throws a freshness and blushing color upon the now white transparent skin that is perfectly enchant: ing. Sometimes in caw of Freckles it will first start- out those that have lain hidden and - seen but seldom. Pursue the salve and all will soon disappear. The reason for this wonderful', change in a lady's face is that p it excites into natural and healthy activity the Insensible,. Perspiration, while it renovates and renews the surface, and leaves the skin in as lively and delicate a con dition as the most fastidious could desire, It is put up in gm, jats and beautifully scented on purpose for the toilet. Burns.—Life can always he saved if the vi tals are not injufed. I have so many testimo nials for the cure of this complaint that I could 'fill a book. ammo there is not ' s family in the United §tatcs, that would consent. -to be without this salve dai if they' kneir balm in healing Btirns ,It extracts the pain and leaves the place withotit a star. Quinsy sore atria, rnfrenza, Bronchitis. —There is not an internal remedy in'etistence that will cure these 'disorders as quick as the salve. It opens the pores on the neck sad draws off all the inflammation and iinplire jut ces, and a few days will see the patient well. It is sovereign in thew cases. Piles.--The salve acts upon the piles as up ohotte eyes:. There is an inflammation which mutt be drawn from the parts. The salke does this. 'Hernia or Rupture,--This salve bas cured some very bad cases of rupture, and although it might not eal;yet it would be wise to .try it.— It is 'a pecular complaint, but it may be helped some, if not cured entirely. I have not the . shadow 'of a dotibt that it would cure thousands if the trial was made, who believe no medicine* of the least.benefit.. • Two shillings worth would satisfy any one, whether it would do good lot not. .' Wormsrr--If parents knew how fatal most medicines_tvere to children taken inwardly, they would be 810% , to resort to them. Especially " mercurial lozenges," called "medical Itzen ges," " verinifugea," dm Evert were it possible toisly positively that worms were pre sent, it is lift safe. The truth is, no one can tell, invariably, when worms are present. Of comae the,remedy isnot , applicable to the com plaint. Now let me say to parents, that this salve will always-tell if a child has worms.— Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep them front going up, and then down on the bowels and they will soon leave. It will drive every vestige of them away. This is a simple and safe cure. No injury can come of it in any way. But should it be cholic, inflation of the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will ef fectually cure them as the worms. There is probably no medicine on the face of the earth at once so sure and safe in the expul sion of worms. It would be cruel, nay wicked, to give inter nal doubtful medicines, so long as a harmless, certain, and effectual external one could be had. Chalk, Pain, or Infiamnintion of the Row els . —Let the salve be rubbed in and heated with the fire or hot flat irons, and all pains and difficulty, will soon cease. - Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any affection of the bone, nothing is ,so good for as this salve. Poisons.-1 never knew anything so good as this salve. It causes the poison to discharge immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals, or burns, it removes when nothing else will. Toilet.—l have it done up in fine order for the dressing case. Although I have said little about it as a hair restorative, yet I will 'stake it against the world They may bring their oils far and near, and mine will ream the hair two cases to their one. These are no idle words, for •I aM ready to back it with any reasonable amount. Old ,Sores, Mortification, Ulcers, 4-c.--There is no effectual way of curing these,but draWing off the putrid;matter. To merely dry it up would only endanger one's health more. That some sores are an outlet to the' impurities of the system, is the only reason, because they cannot pass off through the natural channels of the In sensible Perspiration If such sores are healed up, the impurities must have some other outlet, Or it will endanger life. This is the reason why it is impolitic to use the common salves of the day in such cases. For they have no power to open other revenues, to let oil all this morbid matter, and the consequences are always fatal. This salve will always provide for such-emer gencies. There need he no fear. It is perfect. Broken Breast.—Per6ons need never have a broken breast. The salve will always prevent it, if used in season: Liver Complaint.—Personshaving this corn; plaint frequently hive eruptions of the - hands, face and other pints, and never once thir k that it arises from the liver. Their utter inahility to remove these irruptions, proei their misappri: hension of the disorder. Such must Use it first on the feet, then wear it on the chest, and the ditTiculty will soon go away. Mine Passion or Griping of the Intestines. —This disease caused the death of the late H. S. Legere, Attorney General and acting Secre tary of the United States, It is the stopping up of the smaller intestines, and sometimes the twisting of them. It is brought on by a neg lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcera ted Hernia. The pains are awful, and unless help conies speedily, the sufferer soon dies. The All-Healing Ointment would have saved -the life of Mr. Legare and all others under sim ilar circumstances. - Corn&—lf the salve is used according to (li t: I: cons, people need never be troubled with orns—especially cut out by some travelling mountebank who knows he is doing more mis chief than ho can possibly repair. A little of this ointment put on now and then will always keep them down. ' Indeed there are few complaints that it will not benefit. It is a Family Salve of untold value. As long as the sky rolls over one's head and grass grows upon the earth, it will be sought after, used and valued. As-there is no mercurial substance in it, but composed entire ly of vegetables it gives no good ground for ap prehension. We have full certificates, from all the per so'ns whose names are here given, but not hav ing room for them, we merely give their names, Nos. and the disease of v.eich they were cured. Thomas Moshier, 179 Ninth-st—weak back; W W Way, coy. King and McDonough sts— sore eyes ; M J Way do erysipelas ; Dr J Clark, 210 Stanton-st—nlcerated sores; Dr J Cove), 132 Sullivan-at—ague in the face ; F R Lee, 245 Bowery—pain ih the breast ; Rev J Gibbs Dover-se—family medicine; Henry: Gibbs, 113 Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 Fourth st—family medicine; E Conway, U S Court —burns, scalds ; Eliza Bunker, Flatbush—con .sumptione M A King, 100 Oliver st—burns ; E Kipp, 275 Second-st—quinsy ;J Vanderpool Cherry-se—cancer; Burr Nash—piles; W E Turner, 91 Ridge-stdo ; C Mann, Globe Ho tel—ruptures; .1. Hurd, 17 Batavia-st—sale rheum; G Summer, 124 Division-st—do; J Mudie, 20 Mercer-st—do; H A West, 107 Marks place—burns, frosted feet, D Thorp, 145. Norfolk st—sore ,eyes; F. Pa Oin, 225, Broome st—do; P Bowe, 36 Willett st—do ; H B Jenkins, Pheenix Bank—do; J F Healy, do---caused by gunpowder; Dr 'Mitchell, 79 Mercer-se—broken breast; C D•Jacobson,.l99 Stanton-at—rheumatism; B J Russell--do; E Willetta, 303 Pearl st—cruptions; E Robb, g 37 Sleeker-st-;-agae in the face ; C Frances, 39'Bowery—family medicine; D S Judd, 657 Water-st—family ointment; F Otten, 124 Di vision st=rheumatism in the head; S W- Ro binson, 70 Essex at—family ointment; S Has riot, 45 Allen st—sore eyes; G Coward, 145 Division st—do ' • M Develin. 313 Water st— corns, &c; P Demarest, 368 Hudson st—in flammation in the chest; N Achinsen, Huston st—asthma ; M A Burnett, 66 Suffolk st— ague in chest; N WYcath, 120. Division st-L bite of a dog and piles; J Vincent, 124 Alleri st,‘— icea k hack ; J 'Chapman, 259 Division at—. air e cti m of the liver ; W Graham, 19 - ne, teria —pain in the side ; E Hamel, 19 Norfalkit cutaneod e eription ; H Bingham; 84 Laight„ --pain in the breast; A Knox, 80 Laightat— chapped bawls ;‘.l Culver,. 194 B talltan st ulcerated sore's; P Bennett, sore throat, rhea. matiain G P. Taylor ; ,46. Forsyth st—li v , complaint; W tkikina, Huston—constimptic-6. ~ • • Sold by M. C. AlthiCLIR, T ctrano, wad G. A. PERKINS, Athens. wrighvi Vegetable Indian Pik F; during during the continuance of Stonlis JIL and Floods, the channels of OVII NIGHT! nivsss become so obstructed se to afford an itinflitiett outlet for the superabundant waters, we can el. pest nothing less than that the surroliming country will be OVERWHELMED WITH TILE FLOOD. a In - a like Manner with the human body—if the Skin, Kidneys, and Bowels, (the natiral out:- lets for USELESS AN'S CORIMpT ntmons) becom so obstructed as to fail in affording a full discharge of those impurities which are in all cases TILE CAII9E OF SICRICESS we surely can expect no otner results tbati the whole frame will sooner or later be OVERWRELMED WITH DISFASE. As in the first place, if we would — prercnt an inundation we must remove all obstruction.. to the free diseharge of the superabundant amt.!, So, in the second place, if we would ph.,„ ! and cure disease, we must open and ku I all the Natural Drains of the body. 1ND145 VEGETAIIIE P 11.1,4 Of the North American C'olhz, .1-1 „."! will be found one of the best if riot t!., BEST MEDICIIcE IF THE It 0!,,, for carrying out this beautiful and : , urr.;•• !1.. ry ; because they completely rblisc4 l l,.. c and Bowels from all /l !/ 1-:- er impurity, and at the same time proe.n.. a healthy discharge from the Lungs. Skin, am', Kidneys; consequently, as all the Nat:•r Drains are opened, - Disease of every name i.s literally driven fro). Me Body. Caution—As the great popt.larity at consequent great • demand for '\ rig,ht's Indfun Vegetable Pills has raised time host at etwth,i feiters, country agents and storeke( 'Witsau, le on their guard against the many inq sat r• are travelling about the country Felt,:. 2 t, t , . unsuspecting a spurious article Mr du gmuibt It should be remembered that all authorize, agents are provided a Certificate of- Agency signed by WILLIAM Wnroirr, Vice of the N. A. College of Health. Con, gurt.t• ly, those who offer Indian Vegetable ~ tl‘; cannot show a Certificate, as als , ‘e &seam.. will he known as imposters. The following highly respeetaHe St.u. keepers have been appointed Agents far the sahr of WRIGHT ' S INDIAN VEGETABLE and of whore it is confidently-ttkierkd the ge naive medicine can with certainly he ntaa ~ t ed• BRADFORD COUNTY, I),s, J .D.& E. D. Montanye, Towanda D.Brink, Hornbrook. S. W.& D. F. Pomeroy, Troy. Lyman Durfey, Smithfield. J. J. & C. Warlord, Monroeton. Wm. Gibson, Ulster. Ulysses Moody, Asylum. John Horton Jr.. Terrytown. Coryell & Gee, Burlington cornets Benjamin Coolbaugh, Canton. L. S. Ellsworth & Co., Athens. Allen & Storrs, Sheshequin. Guy Tracy, A .R.Soper, Columbia Flatts. Offices devoted exclusively to the sale of th medicine wholesale and retail, 228 Greenn ic street, New York, No. 198 Tremont st ria Boston, and 169 Race street, Philadelptal. BRWARE OF COVNTFTIFEITS.—The puN arc respectfully informed that medi,iiie pore r ing to be Indian Pills, made by one f Fate& are not the 'genuine Wright's lidi,or Vagetable Pills. The only security against impositirl: is purchase from the regular adverticcd and in all cases be particular to abb• ftr Wr:eht Indian Vegetable Pills SPECIAL COURT. WHEREAS thb Hon. Wm. 31..cr, President Judge of the • I lib Judi , district has appointed a special court of can mon pleas to be holden for the trial of CnIISCS certified to him, in Bradford county. on Me day the the 23d day of June next at t•. 0 o'cle• k the afternoon, of which the following is a list. to wit: Alexander Baring, et. al., r,..1, Harkness et.al. Life insurance an d ' trust company vs. Ettw , r l Overton ; • Samuel Benight vs. Wm .Seely et.al.: same . vs. Lewis M. - Palmer et.al.: Chester Butler and wife vs. Amos Ackla; same vs. John Bennett; G. M. Hollenback et. al., vs. David Bingham et.al.; Alexander Baring et. al. vs.l.King,sley et. al same vs. James 0. Tracey Pt. al•; same vs. Hezekiah Crowell et, al. same vs. same ; same vs. Ezra Allen ; same vs. Solomon Bovier et. al.: same vs. Witham Harkness et.al: same vs. Sally Welles & Geo. II Welles executors &r•, same vs. William S. Ingalls; same vs. James Roe ; same vs. Shubel Rowley et. of.l same vs. Richard Garrison et. at, same vs. Stephen Wilcox et. at.: same vs. Zepeniah Knapp et.al' same vs." Wm Cooper, et al. same vs. Jesse Shepard. AARON CH,CI3IIIXIi Prothonotary's Office. Z• Towanda, April 14, 1845. 5 New Blacksmithing -- . agukamLN.farzimys.7,j., I THE SUBSCRIBER, having for..lei i partnership with his brother, continue, to carry on the business at his blather's sew . i stand, east side of Main street, south Ps" 4 the borough, where he is prepared to eserus all orders for Horse-shoeing, Cordage& Cold work and Edge Tools. He assures the public that all work entrvol to his care will ho well done, as he low IN I. oughly learned his trade and is determined 1, render satisfaction. . JOHN A. ESEN I I NE ' Towanda. December 30, 1844. • ' UrElSVi ilr. It.• ' D. MON TANYE has r emove d b. l 4, Drug Store to the third door belc' w .. D. E. D. Montanye's store, Msin !w_ . where you will at all times find a good assn! ment of Drugs 4 Medicines. Nov. 25, 1845. Inof.(r ,
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