or 20, December 1941, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, Page Seven THE rrice CAT “A Little Nonsense Now and Then, Is Relished by the Wisest Men” wa % Perhaps We'll Live Forever (Reprinted by Request) You should smoke Spuds, wear Woolrich dud Take Carters liver pills Eat Krispy-Snacks, and grease With Vicks when vou have chills Take Deans for p Mil Peruna stops a Then Aspirin will Use Bayers, we are Or else begin, wit] And Yeastfoam may There's Epsom Or Hinkles pills may Italian kalm And Gilo-Coat Squibbs clean: Men should smoke Malena has, the best of salve Old Duich is the best cleanse: Use Lif<buoy too, it And Jad Salts There's Castile soap, | For cleaning baby's undie And Burma-Shave When you in church When vou use Drene If dandruff makes Take nineteen cent And ask for Fitch Shampoo 1 mit nt th vour back Qin ure hilblains cold kill either cure Or told MAK vm shine ' the pearl pretty Luckies more f LO] weeten you make make t re vou blurs O Lhe arugsior These { They're after ti But it's a sock, lo For soon we'll not We cure all ills From any They do so well, let ‘Cause products with corner-store 3 blow up Hell folks won't die no ry Harr ® & oo 0 All Together Now The land of the Rising Sun will soon discove; the Rising Sons ®* & 0 That's Self-Control his favorite 1 \d Pat decided to pass by approached it, he became somewhat age, he passed on. Then aiter : said to himself: “Well done She'll Have young thing w irivin x th with He A sweet went wrong with red and back to green, traffic cop came up What's th like?” and matte * & 9 And The Game'll Be Over If all Gormany ® & oo Right in The Front Row \d *¢ o No Blackout first : “From now } huge impenetract wien at dust cl % \ ts to fir * * o 0 No Good For Us Dietician An exclusive vegetable diet would Patien: take good polamus?” oo oo More K. P. The colored soldier had been peeling potat unti Turning to a fellow K he “What dat sergeant “Ah dunno,” Ali think he meant*Keep 1 his hands a¢ +] 1G mean replied his cc- Peelin ® 4 oo 0 Misfired ng home to his audience the evils of drink, the speaker life had been influenced by Trying to br was telling a group of =aldiers how his jotal abstinence : “Three year he said fice holding positions superior mine ness, the other was lead into crime all through strong drink. 80 1 am you," he wound up, “what has raised “Drink,” came the unexpected * oO \a > A Little Feebler Customer (alter waiting patiently in -"Are you the girl who took my order? “Yes, sir,” replied the waitress “Well, I declare,” he remarked. “You don't look a day older ® * 9 0» On Their Way One day a car with German officers coming at great speed rumbled over the quay in a town in western Norway and all those in the car were drowned. The Norwegian longshoremen in the neighborhood were all busy in the warehouses: only some old women selling fish were looking on One of them was questioned by Gestapo y “Why didn't you do anything One of the women answered: “We couldn't dream of interfering thought they were heading for the invasion of England * % oo 9 That's all, folks. A tip to girls: Don’t hang onto your youth—when he's at the steering wheel ee SCAT.” , “there two men One was dismissed for drunkei: and is now serving a term in prison, now my department I azk position?” of t ago were in head me of my present reply Is back he hall a restaurant for fifteen minutes) to them or stop the car? Warn We LIE — J. M. Keichline Insurance Agency One of the Oldest Agencies in Centre County. ANN W. KEICHLINE, Representative, Temple Court Phone 190 Used Truck Headquarters DECKER MOTOR (O. SOUTH SPRING STREET BELLEFONTE, PA. PHONE 674 RJ | Two Killed In Motor Accidents (Continued from page one) of Valley View. Tt is believed the crash happened about 7:30 Satur- day night According to evidences at the scene it is believed that Kline's car ran along the berm for a short distance hit a concrete culvert and a tree, before plunging into an 18-foot ra- vine. It turned over and completely around before coming to rest Mo- tor Police, called to the scene Sune day morning, had to lift part of the car to remove the body It was reported that Kline left the home of his brother, Fred Kline in Valley View, about 7:30 o'clock Saturday evening. That was the last time he was known to have been seen alive, M: nell Humphrey was a daughter of and was born in January 1877 For some time she had been employ - ed as housekeeper for Oscar Shay in Milesburg The remains were taken her former home in Lock Haven, where funeral services were cheduled to be held Wednesday {to Edward Kline was a son of Thoma Ida Grubb Kline and was born ynship on June 4, 1011 morn- Yee FY PIT A A im Rev QO December > PENN STATE CANCELS MID-YEAR EXAMINATIONS — - Random Items SUCKERS AUTION SNe Us i y the Christmas tree with uh harp needles reach, and receiv Kee wil If you gil baby Ves ONE WA Young down town the o v to buy ¢ abot day ng Curious and their o1 nickel in a meter worked, thinking, of frice she didn't have a car ! would return the nickel No ice cream cone er 14 how | cour that machine Result MISCELLANEOUS: Dr. W. J. Schwartz telephone the other day, heard voice over the other end ask Blank's residence?” The Dr. replied that it wasn't. Came the voice {rom the other end Oh, these ! & * telephone operators!” (Note Belle as had dial telephones for weeks) Ing answel tH fonte h two Malcolm Kune ard with the U forces in Hawaii, i reported to be safe following the Japanese surprise attack there De- cember 7. Mrs. Flora DeLallo of East Beaver street. Bellefonte, has re- ceived word that her son-in-law and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Cald- well, also in Hawail during the raid, are safe. Mrs. Caldwell is the former Lucy Delallo of Bellefonte, and her husband is a U. 8. Navy officer, 8 KELVINATORS PHILCO RADIOS MELROY'S Phone 9599-R-1 Pleasant Gap, Pa. ABC and VOSS WASHERS Bendix Home Laundry Electric Stoves IN QUR CHURCHES ST. JOHN'S LUTHE Rev ¥ The Chil Viel will be ob Belletont Candlelight 00 o'clock and closing at midnigh holding a similm our Lord In this si follows Franck Hither Patri in Excelsis Clarence tmag ol with 11 churche the natal day The prog Organ Prelude Pastorale, Processional Hymn, "Come The Introit-—-The Gloria The Kyrie-The Ciloria Scripture Reading Isalnh “The Hallelujah Chorus from “The Scripture Readings: M f Anthem, ‘We Have Seen HI Scripture Reading: Luke 2:1 Anthem, "The Herald Angel The Offering of Cradle not of ain i i {re P24 rlory Son from "TI ditiona] Carol + Holly Ni ' Night ¢ Lo a Benediction Hymn Ji Banctus y 1 nai Organ Gounod £ Postiude po : i 1 { Christinas, Decem SOUTH UNIO N J. B EVANGELIC H Halbert PRESBYTERI Howard E. ( UNITED B HER ‘ } RET i ADVENT Hr { ( DIX RIN L : PRESPYT Rn William ( METHODIST, Rev. H. C. Ble 9.30, Harold Young Man" You Jesus of Nazareth Eve tvice in Metl this hour in this message will be Loo] Cod Eermos Christma Eve worship at A Cristmas this fs $3: 1 the Wixiist lo " ARNON ~1I'vl Ye John 1:1 atthew 1.18.3 and the I Adam Herman MceClure 8hoj Pastor ERIAN, nger. . Wion th 44] af Chris HAN, BELLEFONTE Pastor in St. John's Lutheran church Christmas Eve, beginning t. All people of the community gervice are cordially Invited vie 1. Arnold grved «© ut whope to greet Miss Faithiul, Mary E. Sloop, Organist Portogallo The Collect 4 Messiah 3% Tit Handel 2:11-14 r Chol Cholr The I'he Choly christmas Oratorio.” Mi Mary E arranged by Bach Org i Sloop Thiman 1 Lawrence McClure Messiah,” Handel Choir Past Arnold It from "Ti e. s Mary E. Sloop, Orgatiist 18] rvice and sermon 7:30 p.m Vv and Forevi per MINGOVILLE ' AL COUS BELLEFONTE Pasto AN CHARGE er 5 a EN, BELLEFONTE CHURCH Tr § oy 1. Begining i meet wit BAPTIST Eis 4 30 Pa de owed FEVONTE BELL i 3 BELLEFONTE Minister Morning worshis 6:30. Evening tmas worship is planned for 11 p The public is cordially Special music has been planned CGiieet the Holy Christmas Day Vil mn ST. JOMN'S EVANGELICAL & REFORMED, BELLEFONTE Rev. C school, #:30 a worship, 10:45 Nevin Church m 1:30 p.m Stamm. Pastor MILESBURG-UNIONVILLE METHODIST William Milesburg—-Churci Pelicwship, 6:30 Unionville. munion, 7:30 A. 8n 8.30 school, Cliurch school St, John's Episcopal, Bellefonte Rev. Robert H Thomas, 3rd tor. Rev. Dr. Herbert Koepp-Baker, Locum Tenens. The Holy Eucharist of Christmas Eve at 11:30 p. m. De- cember 24th. On Christmas Day, the Holy Eucharist at 1 g'clock First Sunday after Christmas and the Feast the Holy Innocents, the Holy Eucharist 8 a m Church fers of at as school at 9:45 a, m. Morning prayer! with sermon at 11 o'cloek receive a cordial welcome Joins Episcopal chureh. You will at St yder, Minister Holy Communion, 10:45: Youth Youth Feliowship 6:30: Holy Com- Evangelical & Reformed Charge Nittany Valley. Services for Sun- day. Dec. 28. Salona--Worstip, 9:30; Church school, 10:30. Howard Church school, 9:30, Mt Bethel - Worship, 10:45: Church school, 9:30 Jacksonville-~Worship, 7.30: Church school, 9:30. 8pecial Christmas carol service, “Christmas Eve Picture, Story and Song.” COMPENSATION "REMEMBER When You Want ANYTHING IN Lumber - Millwork Doors - Sash Roofing W. R. SHOPE BELLEFONTE, PA. Phone 432 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED IN EVERY DEAL IN EVERY PARTICULAR AUTOMOBILE & FIRE INSURANCE ED L. KEICHLINE Temple Court Phone 190 _ se WHEN WINDS GET ROUGH Over The County I'wo Centre county volunteers ret hav: ception to Jeflen ot fs been transferred at N on Barrack nt M ™ Hlals Jee cents J ow All nea noid of Osceola MIN McCloskey Millhe ted In the Aly Corps of Lh riny. Last Wednesday he Lewistown, through whic office he will umberiand, Being ¢ requirement of Iu H Jack do remain cannot commission hether he wil ’ [FH Ya Hoa Brush Valie) must use t well pleased M. Smit FHURSDAY MARCH WEDNESDAY re or w Mackey ock ar farm ga E $17 4 MARCH 206--Harvey FB. Mm M. Bmi alc! THURSDA Hoy, » ’ M. Bniid au 2TClaude Luca i n hi niles sotlbenst shock and | lean -up esle se and Hubler, live ments, ( a mm. Wi Sal aucis Wednesday, Jan. 14 MRS. LILLIE GROSS Will offer at public sale Frank On farm Stormstown In Cengre County SOLE property LIVESTOCK ly Hoistins, ail ere i Wo 2 years © horses, B and 10 3300. some bogs. FARM IMPLEMENTS New John Deere trac 2 3 « oot 4 Halim the 10 mil B. texted id. team years oid, weigh cows of L. FRANK MAYES| General Auctioneer Real Estate Sales A SPECIALTY! CALL STATE COLLEGE, 2842 Why not have the benefit of competitive bidding in the sale of your property. Past experiences have proven that public sales of real esiate demand higher prices. A number of Farms and several Residences will be offered at public sale in the near future, Watch for Dates! inducted roar who! ently enlisted in the regular Army from the re Cumberland Corp Rey and 1 m “ Legal Notices trifle i Ides i JAMES GILLILAND GENERAL AUCTIONEER OAK HALL STATION, PA Phone Boalsburg 3502 _— | Deate mower, power driven; Olver | two-row | wagon cultivator, twactor drawn with ladders; John Deere grain binder; John Deere corn plane or; Peerless 4-can milk cooler, Mc- Cormick- Deering »ide delivery hay rake: International hay leader; Joh Deere tractor plow: land roller; har- poant and rope; we Sb-gullon oll driugns; bulchering tool ing and many other ar numerous io mention The Help Hand clas chur serve 11 Lnown some 1¢ ticles tr B i 10 6. Mm made of mile & Btover, au EXECLTOR'S NOTICE the matier f the estas Bradford 37 oi TRL ST = # teatamenie heen gral PET ROTA are req wal Ot ne Gildas Prove F BRADFO Pa AY tre Hal ! ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE aii aniiel H Cel ne natter of 1 inte of Grege Town- t Pa. deceased mit Lhe estate NOK UnLY ed Lhe # aried mane there immediate ) as SHOOK ®t. D WL LOY vy ADMINISTRATRIX NOTICY In the matter of the ests ge 1.. Gootdhar NOTICE ‘he ‘ 7, ! Bprir ADMINISTRATOR'S ae nal ler of asta ADMINISTRATRIX'S NOTICY Ww matic { EXECUTRICES" NOTICE ISTRATOR'S ADMIN ‘ Ww Eatate of NOTION Ma again } ¢ ily proven LLOYD E. TATE ef t ¥ BIDS WANTED ed § Will bw ved | of Centre Counts our! House, Bellefonte 30 pp. m. December delive rece; Issoner: ing and coal as Commi ! i endar year of 1942. to be used at 1 Court House Beilelc 2. Centre County Jail Pa the nie Pa Bellefonte, Home and companied by description {f the of the mine vein. « free of coa and ‘ y a oertif { of ficale of analysis to be furnished, showing volatile matter, f BT U., and fu the the te ont such bids d the contractor sum of $500.00 to Commissioners with suf- sureties conditiotied for the periormance of the cone shail ficient faithful tract or sub- shall be meetiag Acoeplabil any bid sequent delivery of coal contingent upon the coal the submitted specifications The Commissioners of reserve the right any and all bide CHARLES F. HIPPLE, FRED C. MENSCH HARRY V. KEELER Commissioners Centre Counly Centre county to reject rv i x32 ORPHANS’ COURT SALE OF VAL- UABLE REAL ESTATE AND PERSONAL PROPERTY In the Orphans’ Court of Centre | County, Pennsylvania, No. 13938 { In the Matter of i the Estate of | | William Groh Runkie, late of Potler | Township, Centre County, Pennsyl- | { vania, deceased. | | Notice is hereby given that Mary | |E. Runkle, Administratrix, bas filed {in the OfMce of the Clerk of the Or. {phans’ Court her petition praying! { for the sale of real estate of the de- | cadent at public sale, said property | consisting of four tracts of land sil- | pate in Potter Township, Centre! County, Pennsylvania: i | The first thereof, containing 77 acres and 126 perches and allowance | {more or less: the second thereof, | {containing 31 acres and 132 oigr] i i {the third, containing 10 acres and allowance, and the fourth, being a tract of timber land located on Lit tle Mountain south of Heckendorn's Gap, containing more or less 75 acres the game four tracts of land william Groh Runkle and legal representatives unkle Catherine nie the Being conveyed to [34 n° y of Augu cortioy A bh ‘ rie os ted and record. { Centre page 1926 Ofer eed will be sold at ik Mayes, ane- ie residence of the late Runkle Route WT on A JAMES C. FURS Attorney for Petitioner x52 ember OFFICIAL NOTICE ww " n Bleachers Equipme " y petal bidder of bid vidder bid ~ for heguled Vv OF 8i DI BELLEFONTE 5 O01. DISTRICT Bellefonte, Ps MARIAN L. VOLYNCH retary | Cc. Y. WAGNER & COMPANY WAGNER'S Quality Flour A Hard Wheat Pat Flour WAGNER'S Our Best Flour WAGNER'S Very Best Fi lour Wagner's 32% Dairy Feed Wagner's 20% Dairy Feed Wagner's Horse Feed Wagner's Pig Meal Wagner's Egg Mash Wagner's Chick Starter and Grower, Wagner's Turkey Starter and Grower. Wagner's Scratch Feed Feed. Wagner's Chick Feed Wagner's Medium Scratch Rydes Cream Calf Meal Eshelman’s Dog Feed All kinds of high protein feeds for mixing with your own feed. Dealers in All Kinds of Grains BELLEFONTE, PA.
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