December 11, 1941, a Pace Four THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. @he © rate 41 emocvat. CER Li i mally 1 | ¢hr APWOMTAL | ror a long time Japan hag ben tehing for 1 THE | LOUISA'S || Query & Answer Column Orrice CAT LETTER |! BELLEFONTE, her full share of scratching, It Is an unwelcome duty “A Little Nonsense Now and Then, a Tat tats te oH PENNA, Proprietors | R , . Editor Associate Editor Business Manager WALKER BROTHERS an. C DERR..... PAUL M DUBBS CECIL A. WALKER this Nation ls called upon to perform but it will be Dear louisa: done in the best traditions of the Country and with- I» Relished by the Wisest Men” I out sparing muscle or money Jupanese attacks on Hawall and other points 4 year ago. He had two children and I am very fond of both of them vesterday met the fullest requirements of treachery Even though formal declarations of war are no long- er In fashion, attacks such as Japan ordered are One child is very agreeable and easy to manage, while the other is quite a problem. He Is an attractive child scarcely part of the peace patleys in which the rep- An old Model A car returning from Lock Haven, at 2 a but If I correct him he tells me resentatives of the Japanese government were en- Characters: X, unknown quantity, driving, Y, also holding an that I am not his real mother and gaged with Secretary Hull virtually at the moment bombs were 1aining down Pearl Harbor and unknown quantity, sitiing in the front seat, A, B and C, three five-galion [he doesn't have to mind anyone but tanks, are sitting in the rear his daddy Cavite A~"I'm a hellnva, helluva helluva engineer” I don't know All this sort of thing belongs to the Axis pattern which Japan apparently has decided to adopt whole “Yes, you are, or you'd e turned op the other cylinder a long because I want y but this k sale, As Hitler has done repeatedly so Jepan chose the Sabbath on which to loose its attack, an addi- him as well you advise me It to this Nation one that ca } STEPMOTHER One country exchanges the rate wit} married a widdowér about a wise applied w 1i- ’ 4a £ an : = Youth Isn't Really Wild TR ALS (A Drama in One Thrilling Act) over Scene; a m Issuea weekly ~very Thursday morning. Entered in the postoffice at Bellefonte, Pa., as second- | class matter, tht ont exactly what to do child to helluva > nav the love and nnot ne TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION $1.50 per vear.. ..if pald In advance $2.00 per year if not pald in advance tional insu M ir barf time i me ind of t v | “n reacu Orgivwl for as “1 thought ve left that “That no cylinder, that was the muffler.” ‘Oh, T see, It must have been a couple other fellows’ Hey, the en tting hot ‘No, that's just a ¢ nk we ran over back there” "Well, don't order any n They have a most dist--distu | back there time repining, but recollec- 4 do ac to do? tions are not pleasant. Among them is of the endless quantities of so: upnplies which over imported from this Country Very mpaonrt found their way Into ead death and destruction over This 1s no for ome the memory stee! and {f not wasnt Ark ap iron and recent years i ine | ! aK This Is situation but your h one who takes entitled to obedience petroleum months likely the missile a ishand car care xX A effect X Y X The da'e your subscription expires is plainly printed on the label bearing your name. All credits are given by & change on the date of label the first issue of each month. We send no receipts unless upon special re- quest. Watch date on your label after you remit, Matters Jor publication, whether news or advertising, h must reach The Centre Democrat office not later than I! y 1 Tuesday noon to insure publication that week. Adver- | Japan, lke ils Axis parin as been foelish enough ar. anyway. he tising copy received after Tuesday morning must run 4 ; ited States, then its chances. All reading notices marked (*) are advertise.nents. Legal notices and all real estate advertisements, 10 nts per line each issue. Subscribers changing postoffice address, and not no- tifying us, are liable for same. All subscriptions will be continued unless otherwise | directed. Japan Ore n ’ those I which si} some of wouldn't driving are “Say. I wish vou Wo't'ell not "Ome 80 Near tele) thi 50 Thany . husband you're Car 1} gH } Your care wreck A home 0 be one and NaiviEinie ’ tir atl you in time nationa] peril \ Wrounu 0 seat) X or 1? thin *. you dam ' 1 los 1 Isten int fence You ar "'Awrigl ‘Hey i 1 Over a were awhile becat u ran over a skun Lox t tha Vv p You would abou friends’ "Look out for at Aw, t ! all become ick up a sacrifice to A X A BANG Curtains subi Nat's road” te ne, its TINKLE flower Ww 1" TINKL} and et CRASH Je b \ * oo Movie Producer Announces Blessed Event NATIONAL EDITORIAL. ne he : ny and ve SSOCIATION ; ve Somber CIRCULATION OVER 7,000 COPIES EACH WEEK EDITORIAL Kind words and deep sympathy seldom take the place of bread come when | principle can , sinned only method estimable Mrs. Klosky nnounce AIMErican « await pleasure Hor gels month them ishurg Patriot bat HinKs WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING ARE ie pin of FOI t ays 0 YOU? Do you think it wil towards it hope it might idea for the individua] reader . . Ie Centre 1 0 td the dally problems Many impelled upon 1 event u been talked of for months! Five years in the making! Stupendous! Unbellevable. The Production of Sammy Klosky Jt expensive, ambitious undertaking in years, doctors ® & ¢ 9 A Safe Bet bet with Walter ™ What made you do it?’ new year inlor y take and : ang iour utsells any book published. And, , is still being widely read » been so engros Mic neces have drifted wl The Bible still 0 f you want to know ' the ing a livelihood that we ements in The Centre Demo- thinking and lost sight of the stmas shopping early and in- existence. We 1 iy ent by the hus econ Willie—"Mother Mother—“Why Willle—"Well you were cancy Just made a Watch the adverti endur crat and do your C telligent LL man have been war follar n button new Cap against a youd give nice new cap, do nar ti that he La he me a to get Mother? WH 1 ome " { taxes, looked upon as a burd e of Two Smithies hop for a shave - Tal Eh bun rhs 2 Successful Hunters barb vs n till in the I walted. 1 retting Finally tw had & nes An excellent our idea—would be to send The some re I i 3 tickled with 4 % oh A 9] A. present ap ngry { the chairs Hitler pr: prepared to defend § secretly. The United 8 expected by some world mrad hic : i epared his Water You Think? tate ®irst Parmer Do you think rain walter is realls tates. TH : — . : people, to broadcast it {¥ 310 Damage in Crash 1d Parmer r iS m ' ; ® & 0 0 to enact strong anti-strike laws before 5 reaching a 3 ssful goal in the futw Then get Bawling Him Out ‘ Roosevelt gave the go-ahead signal, it | uusy yo lo in 1942 The weatherman dreamed that himself wag dead: A dep ke ga cL tied down to considering only very mild stood by his monument tall and read entailing damage estimated at ax Congress realizes that laborers cannot be forced to thereon—and he hung his head $10 work; it also realizes that best production results are to be obtained by worker gress has not atiempted to compe] strike, bt s merely strengthened j ment managemen Although Congress bellowed 1 bility of street last 1 clay he Former Coach Found Dead rill we f ovp win . : ie WITHO We wwe UT AMERICAN SOLDIERS Pi the United ouse of Hanove inte , who hope M d air M ns at vie L 1 as Clea Anchors Aweigh "You 1 aughty boy dead between Oregon and Jo Relieve ¢O%es TAEETS SALVE. mOSE ters : BUYING EARLY PAYS Once again the people of Centre the midst of thelr Christmas buying and chants of thic county are vieing with each acting st TS The Centre Democr county in are in the mer- r in A Little Shy name, please rcival Reginald Mortimer Duckwort! tlie more waler, pleas * © 4 0 Wrong Idea marriage to Rev. Good Mother Rev iat attire Algern peatedly urged its y | i home communities before going elsewhere. It is ti bev proper thing to visit your local and cide whether you should go out of town Meanwhile, let us again urge all buvers to s readers t iv all thet readers to buy all they ca n r necessary to (to uppites ha 3 Pie The Lease-Lend Act made up the first deficiency and the attack on Russia answered the second need : a ] Today the hope of defeating Germany, without Am- early and make their purchases as quickly as ¢ erican soldiers depends upon continued supplies from venient, Besides of being able to shop tail PULLEY i Otis Red leisurely and avoid the last-minute rushes the bhuye I army. 3 is assured of a betler selection in making his r This ought to chases. We {eel sure that merchants and their em- interact of the Tnited States to «oe th pioyes will appreciate the early shoppers and will British but the Russians get what they need to main. give them special consideration tain the fight against Germany : stores then Liza. Are WW WN RE WAI “« Sd your +} “ Es a 3 he comior ed 1 What do you think I married ® & oo 9 Fair Enough Hil} The same tornado that blew away my fath 11 automobile in the front yard Billy Huh, ang wonun sistance of the I pur- make it apparer at § to the at not only the BM » © tormado. That trade wind' “e:4 @ ¢ that's no was a we Sm— A. & P. EMPLOYES VOTED ADDED COMPENSATION Additional compensation totaling $1,500,000, to be paid before Christ mas, has been voted employes of the Great Atlantic and Pacific [ea Company, it was announced this week by John A. Hartford, president All A. & P, employes throughout the country with six months or more service, including part-time workers, will participate in the cash distribution. Similar compensation was voted the company's employes last year our Classified Use Ad columns | Water Situation Serious Water situation in Northumber- land remains serious, although re- cent rains have helped the situation, It is no lounger necessary to pump water from Mine Cave Bpring every day, but {t {s pumped for about eight hours and stopped for about 24 A week of heavy rain is the only hope of reviving the larger streams lead- ing into the reservoir, While the continuation of the rains, several of the smaller streams have shown a little life, but not enough to make a great difference in the supply, Buy Defense Bonds now! Tyrone Firm Bankrupt 8. C. Batcheler, trading ag the W Tyson Drug Co. of Tyrone Blair has filed a petition of bank- ptey in Federal Court in Pitts. burgh. Batcheler stated his liabilities were in ersess of his assels which totaled $409738 Woman Shoots Deer When Mrs. Irwin Roberts, of near Bloomsburg, looked from her kitchen window and saw a buck ih a nearby field, she dropped her household task, grabbed a gun, and went out 8 county " Tu and killed the deer, which weighed 125 pounds, “I'm saving real money with my Studebaker Champion” ssssoe Studebaker Champion Many special Studebaker features at no extra cost! ® Finest materials and craftsmanship! ® Remarkable gas and oil mileage! ® Low repair cost! Top trade-in value! TORSELL & SPENCE MOTOR CO. Phone 244 Bellefonte, Pa, Allegheny St. and Cherry Alley | “Have you kept a chart of his progress?” | ture instructor. | gymnasium.” | be awfully slender.” Misunderstood Customer—"1 want to buy a present for my wife.” rretty Clerk-—-"Can I interest in stockings?’ Customer 3 you something very nice in “Well, let's see about the present first” * oo 4 She's One Better Rastus—"Mah girls devine.” Ephriam-—"Youah gal may be de vine, but mah gal's de berries” ® @ oo 0 Ain't It the Truth? Bclence Prof "What happens when a body is immersed in water?” Coed—"The telephone rings.” ® & * A Dark Secret He—"Gosh, It's dark in this parlor; I can't even see my hand in front of me.” She-"That's all right, 1 know where it is." ®* & oo 0 Couldn't See It \ Coed-—"1s my face dirty or is it my imagination?” Joe College--"Well your face is clean, but 1 don’t know much about your imagination.” * & 4 9 Probably Satisfactory The doctor was questioning the new nurse about her latest patient, The atrse blushingly replied: “No, but I can show you my diary.” ® © 9 9 She Knew the Trick Mechanical Engineer--"Do you know what ‘Knee-action’ is in a car?" She--"Yes, and don't try it’ ® © & 0 Good Place Butcher (holding telephone)—"Where are Mrs. Jones’ Kidneys?” Delivery Boy—"Oh, gosh. I sent them to Doctor Smith.” ® oo oo 0 New Garment Substantially Proportioned Lady—"Young man, I am a physical cul | I want to buy a pair of bloomers to wear around my New Clerk-—"Yes, ma'am, how big is your gymnasium?” ® & ¢ 0 Seen at a Distance “Could anyone come between us, love?” he asked in accents tender “Well,” spoke the young brother under the lounge. “They'd have to * o & That's all, folks. Be original. Don't wear suspenders or a belt, Eventually your originality will be noticed, Oh, my, yes. “SCAT.” a ¥ LW we LW bel » » wa LN Bi » as Ad Te] Bicycles Tricycles Wagons Sleds Ice Shoe Skates Roller Skates Pen Knives [ WA or Invites You Come to the BELLEFONTE HARDWARE and see Their On December 23 We will Give Away FREE a Boys’ Bicycle and a Girls’ Bicycle. Bellefonte Hardware Cor. Allegheny & Bishop Sts, SN LN LN LN LR RR CR RR RR TR TR s ie » LAR 4 jd Line of Useful Gifts! Thermos Jugs Fiesta Ware Kitchen Stools Bread Boxes Waste Baskets Mirror General Electric Waffle Irons Toasters Electric Clocks PII Roasters Percolators Flash Lights Aluminumware See Our Windows for Particulars! Bellefonte, Pa. LULA LR LL LTR
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