Page Four THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PX. August 28 1941, The Centre Democrat, BELLEFONTE, PENNA, WALKER BROTHERS A. C DERR Editor PAUL M. DUBBS aa ‘a Al Editor CECIL A. WALKER Business Manager Proprietors sociate Issued weekly, every Thursday morning Entered in the postoffice at Bellefonte, Pa, as i class matter second « TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION $1.50 per year $2.00 per if paid In advance year if not paid in advance subscription expires is plainly printed your name, All credits are given by & change on the date of label the first issue of each month. We send receipts unless upon special re- quest. Walch date your label you remit, Matters or publication, whether must reach The Centre Democrat office not later than Tuesday noon to insure publication that week. Adver- tising copy received Tue morning must run its chance All reading The date your on the label bearing no on alter ews or advertising, alter Gay not marked are advertise.nents Legal notice real cents per line advertisements, 10 Subscribers: tifying us All subsecri directed 18 postoffice address, and not no- are liable ption unless otherwise CIRCULATION OVER 7,000 COPIES EACH WEEK NATIONAL €DITORIAL [14 ASSOCIATION EDITORIAL ROOSEVELT-CHURCHILL MEETING THAT Britain will Through that come transpired the British t but the sat Doubtle tantial althoug REETANn: the tr ne over Fiance efficient ful if we staved from bomb-sight do with of nation presence of the military both countrie Our nade on the subject can declare war II there ever is such laration it will not be be- cause of Winst ‘hurchill’s argument any more than it wag British pr manda that hypnotized us in i917--fond as the isolationists are of making that charge We went in then bed the Kaiser's force sank our ships, Mexico, with offer to sive her our her in war against take the jjunge we deem that neces This js not the fiz Hing two heads why experts tuation together on the si and economic commitment no opa alse 3 to bribe an join and tried Ww to shold we becatise boarder time, even will be only for our own time that a British cabinet chief and an American President have conferred Ramsay McDonald and He rbert Hoover sat on the Rapidan and 1 things over forgotten, if we ever knew, what that was but the earth did not tremble as a result Doubtless, President Roosevelt now know what are the 1s of the British the depth of , and whatever the B ish have been able to learn of Hitler's plans; ably he even knows the secret of Herr He to Scotland. Perhs Premier Churchill clear idea of what wet from this country. All told, whatever the dramatic ses- sicns of both na- tions Presently from En from domestic commentators recitals particulars of the agreements-.if there were any, or controversies, if there were any. Some of the guesses may be pretiy good, mos them, in all probability, will be awry, based as they must be on what some- body: whispered to somebody else. The usual inti- mate of an unnamed member the group that participated in the ship-board conferences will doubtless be invoked frequently hang the story on, The lesson of it all is that a grain of salt will add much to the digestibility of the secrets so dis- closed. FLYING FORTRESSES OVER GERMANY News from Europe emphasizes the tremendous peyehological effect that is created in Germany by the. use of the “flying fortresses” which fly out of sight but land bombs where they will do the most harm. The Germans do not gee the huge flying mon- gters and their ground planes, according to what we read, are unable to get Into the air fast enough to interfere with the phantom bombing. We are sorry that men, women and children must die behind the line of battle but the Nazi masters have set the example and there is no use toc have undue regrets for what happens in Ger- many. In the interest of the peace of the world and the welfare of all people let us hope that, when this war is over, the lesson will be lasting. states, 1itirmatels M tims ary safety Fired og We have about, on a nd rit- pre be conditi her re SOUFC © forces, aboard advantage Il as of the we Will have gland as we Our it of of to FRIENDS OF HITLER democratic pro- competition with ISOLATIONISTS, Can a nation cesses, adequately totalitarian gover Hitler says Ttaly claims to repre The individual Yes" and example ol united for plete Unfortunately ates and their thus fax the who operating undey protect itself in nments? “No! Japan and the ent of His pitiable France the United States, itive and personal have before them Britain, where complete victory instead backed by Vichy that answer is regime in chock-full of freedom, say the magnificent all people are of an ncoms- peopl nati then Cireat peace United the people of the overwhelming self-confidence written in the wars that rage world tends to support Adolf Hit. have signed up with his outhit for the St record throughout ler and those “Impossible” Events Occur When the war ago, nobody of with the tarily pick a fight to but we have seen this happen When the war started in dreamed that Hitler might occupy t of Africa, from which to send mder the South Atlantic and off place for a po invasion began In Europe, nearly two supposed that Germany, in the British empire, would volun- the death with Soviet Russia year midst Wil September, 18939, no- bases on Lhe his sub- LO serve ol CN Ari to ph the Jumping sible ith Am) I in the United id become so sell- with the United combination Japan wot ible warfare at Britain ide Sovied much less a Russia today and coor nents have occurred, that there is event may hat may also in Ww th the Wir tt imexpected United EOinNg on wWelous develo] States can g fast-moving no not mtions and aver with the germ elf to ‘ adjust it f sola th vy hieor { balance ol National Policy Declared Stubbornness Not Patriotism Hitler Plans An “Inside Job” lioy 1 He the war makes that atiacked doubly until his at from YO tack the the rly isolated ninate that WHAT ADMIRAL BYRD THINKS world famou silence to discuss the United Rear Adiniral Richard FE 3yrd 3 \Wo year & affects a war between two Kieas—- and tyranny not between hand The admiral sal his is I¢ t a world ruggle democracy and freedom on one and slavery on the of which n driven back to a primitive where ik and timid are quickly wiped out, We have to make ourselves strong and to make ourselves we have unite ag Americans.” Admiral Byrd deplored “a great deal of apathy the country” concerning our effort to build » strong defense and said that this attitude was hoid- ining back our defense program Many people, he contended, “were still asleep as to the seriousness of the real world situation” and many were still “play~ ing politics.” a world half 1 state he sot got to in AUTOMOBILE Ford's first automobile has been public the result ch by a group of young scientists, about using "agricultural pro- THE FIRST PLASTIC Henry st plastic evhibited to the representing of twelve years’ reseat rdered to out in Indu Mounted on a tubular-welded stee] frame the has a superstructure made of plastic, said to be 1 in everything but tensile strength body, costing more than one of metal, 2000 pounds while a steel unit of weighs about 3.000 pounds Mr. Ford is confident that plastic bodies can be produced by practical and economical means, with some savings as a result of fewer fabricating finish- ing operations The pliability of the plastic panel was tested by the auto maker who hit it with an axe, The plastic panel was unchanged after a blow but a similar £X- periment with a steel panel cut through the metal Robert Boyer, young research chemist, who started the research which led to the plastic car, said that a million automobiles, with plastic bodies, would consume 100000 bales of cotton, 500,00 bush- els of wheat, 700000 bushels of soybeans and 500. 000 bushels of corn It may be a long road from the production of this “first plastic car’ and the use of vast quantities of agricultural products in industry and we would scarcely advise any farmer to increase acreage provide the raw materials but, nevertheless, there is a possibility that the day will come when a new market will be opened to farmers cat iperior to The plastic weighs nearly comparable size ¢ on has forced Benton Harbor, The Shortage of men Mich, taxi company to hire women drivers. back-seat driver moves up front If you have cold feet you have a right to expect the world to keep you in hot water. { | | | tearing by, THE 1 OrrFice CAT “A Little Nonsense Now and Then, Is Relished by the Wisest Men™ 4 That's Right, Sam was on the back steps eating a sandwich, when a hen came followed by a rooster in high gear. Suddenly the rooster jammed on the brakes, skidded to a stop, trotted back and started pick- Bam ing up the crumbs at Bam's feet | the east end?” 8peechless “Cosh, 1 sure hope 1 never for a moment, Sam finally managed Lo say, get that hungry.” * Oo 0 0 Right Through Bill-"That gal's dress is so brief that it could be called the ‘Boul of wit > HSam--"Haw Sill-"What's Sam-—"1 Haw ' so funny?” Haw see through the joke. * & oo 9 } A Crooked Joke Simple Busie wants to know whether a bow-legged girl could be sald Lo be closed In parenthesis can ® 4 ¢ A Strike We'd Welcome think it would be quite wonderful if the great Amalgamated As- American Fender-Benders and Jalopy-Busters would vote 0 every weekend and on all holidays ®* 4 oo 0 Very Slight Difference there's not very much difference hetween a mar- Both of them walk the floor with bables--One dances with em * Oo 4 9 Help! Help! told by an elder meeting of We sociation ol BO on strike Taken by and man and a bachelor em and the other large red CRIT» church, which Club a Wemendous corn Crop in our coun- crib of old charred oak poards to store in a the Liars The following story prize atl the recent "When IT was a boy there was The so ow we bullt a Was first annual rice was playing under the crib and smoking corn silk stuck matches in the ground. They might One grew a crack in the fi hit the it afire “Along came a big rain an ut the fire in both some time the damaged rm wi et stand, until one day it grew ove and set ina roof crib and carn DEgan walked aver Men the noeele cat went and bobbed the Ar -Old mort- aw. he tast tl stuff and then we all bored holes in tt t g 4 . ’ 3 ” oth bx Ww NE : ii ana ih na SOU! i Py O60 i 2i-ye gage « Then He Fainted from his Hnoieum I'm afraid could get more brow) but we the perspiration stock of Salesman (Wiping nin, we sown ow ve from our factory you all our see 1 want EEE HUKre sO for my perhaps you You patiern an Juite SING Jus a or Well bird cage ® 4 4 9» How'd He Know? During a stag dinner onversalion exclaimed, “Well, gentlemen : Sea Island maiden: 1 have Kissed reed girls of England, of Spain thiully, to kiss my wife is best the the * & ¢ 9 Sarcastic lo Lock Haven the pressure of other day. sat a ven lady greatly by the an extremely fat next remarked, “They really her reighbor the thin lady by weight on hese Dlsses” But if they vO replied id, Gear Lhey © ee eo 0 Experienced again time widow before the altar he whispered Ww widower was gelling married this to a they her toOK up dear repiied their poxition De Nerve . the br IGE * & oo 9 Weather Report I want to What does the hail never am Wife weather is do paper thunder and light * ¢ 4 Lots of Meaning tor called at the doctor's (at breakfast favorable Rain SOMe sav? ng pping today Husband." house father at home, dear?” he asked the doctor's small deugh- giving an anaesthetic That's a big word was the reply * 4 oo 9 Home Work “What is It that comes in like a lion and goes Out like a he's out n anaesthetic Ten dollars,” ar vO What does It mean?” Teacher lamb?” Johnnie—"Dad, when he brings home his wages” “ 4 9 ¢ Handing It Out Chairman-—"What do you think should be done with the garbage on Council Member. mittee “1 move we Put It in the hands of a special com- * 4 0 No Fooling \ The gaudy blonde ankled Into an Allegheny street store last week | and tossed a pair of newly purchased gloves on the counter The sie Was wrong, the color was wrong, and besides, she didnt like the style The salesgir]l, assisted bw the manager, pawed Over the stoek, bet nothing seemed to suit the blonde Finally, the manager sighed, “Well | Miss, I guess we'll just have to give you a refund” i several hundred dollars less "Oh, no you don't” want my money back.’ replied the Tootsie, in a firm, grim voice. “1 ® & oo 0 We've Noticed The car salesman drives it 400 miles while demonstrating and it's still a new ear. Then you buy it, drive it home and it's a used car, worth | * ¢ oo 9 We'd Like to Know A college professor says a mosquito can fly 14 hours without settling. | Then why doesn’t the son-of-a-gun do it? { you're worse.’ “ 4 ¢ ¢ Maybe You're Dead Pat says “the flu is the only disease I know of that when you're well ® o 0 0 Walker's Hack Scientists are seeking a substitute for gasoline. Only one we Know | | of is a pair of shoes. * & & 0 Ringside Seats Two drunks, potted to the ears staggered into a gymnasium where fighters trained In the center of the gym was a boxing ring-—and inside the ring, a | single heavyweight was throwing punches at am imaginary opponent, He | leaped rapidly about ag he shadow boxed with himself. The two stews eyed the show. Finally, the first drink turned to his companion. “What a fight " be enthused excitedly. “Those two fightersh shertain- | ly have shome class!” The second stew bilnked a bleary orb “Can't see.” he hiccoughed compliningly. “The referee keepsh gettin’ in the way.’ ® * oo 0 Thats all, folks, It doesnt do a girl much §00d to have a face that's pretty as a picture unless she also has a Dice foams. OAT World of Religion | (Continued from page wo) | i | thought, Whether we choose it or | Issue from | inot, a new world will the current era of conflict. Its form will be determined by what respon- sible leaders of public opinion of every faith think and say and do together today.” » \] » ~ Universal Bible Sunday, annually sponsored by the American Bible Boclety and observed by Protestant churches of all denominations throughout the United States and Europe and In many mission lands, will be observed this year on De- cember 14. Professor Kenneth A Latourette, professor of Missions and Oriental History at Yale Uni- versity, is the author of a brochure, “T'he Light That Will Not Go Out that is being issued by the Bociely for this occasion. “The Light Shines in the Darkness” is to be the theme of the sermons preached on this Sunday » * » LJ gaplist almost floods Members of Chang Bhih church, Kaifeng, which wa washed away the recent 'of the Honan area, have contribut ed twenty-six dollar: for ald WwW Jewish refugees from Europe, Now stranded in Shanghal. T'wo Ching Christians in needy Haichow have sent $140 for the same PDUrpose the Tien K'on Baptist Chapel in the flood area, has given 3620 Most of the Chinese contributors were tithers by ana BALG LOUISA’S won! Leds BPP to “Disgu from Oklahoma 1 can how she must feel A mother thinks only of bersell and she pretends 0 De sick needed for her chal- Care, WO pay ale who i 80 aly that ald FRE Wit Iponey aren : and dental 4 Lo bills for hersell a poor mother Hen we us and see w file food Geel WOOK abou woe n Lor all of L who do wilh ang wio thelr ChiQliel shed and health inmbelievable mothers s0 self And, strange as | azy mothers who have Seen done s RY their children are always demand when for selves, Dear Louis 1 have been reading your answers to jetters and thought 1 would wrils to ==¢ if you would help 1 wilh proem my al monilis but pareny have marriage We see wWOLLG Mad you ing tw uve wi Hou OY get all mean meet Leg : or yo marrieg and RALIE gOOd Of ¢ on wilh should happen WW x his family However, it is a good idea to know az much as possible about Lhe t we marry beforehand, It saves jot of duiilusionment and misunder- standing later on disappointed u people LOUISA To “Lonesome” Va Answer '—4t is a pity par- ents won't allow you to get out with young people more. There is really no reason why you should not go 10 the movies or nice parties with boys | at your age 1 dare say your young man does | get tired of just sitting there with you night after night, and probably he does want g little more excite- ! ment. If he comes back treat him ! nicely but continue to go with other | boys, 100. He is not steady enough to give up all your other boy friends for Talk to your parents Try to make them realize that there is no harm in going out with a nice boy | Wo chureh or to the movies, Ang i | they allow you 10 go, be wise enough | to come in when they expect You and to merit their trust in you Good luck LOUISA. your | To "“Leola”—Tex. Although you say you are thir- teen, 1 imagine you are older. Of | course, you know the answer {o your | question and I feel that you must, | undoubtedly, have asked ji a8 a ] Joke, LOUISA. MP ———— peculiar things, REMEMBER When You Wand ANYTHING IN Lumber - Millwork Doors - Sash Roofing W. R. SHOPE BELLEFONTE, PA. Phone 432 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED IN EVERY DEAL IN EVERY (About six months later a quantity | Pacts, as they are called, are often | - WW en Query & namer Column I - the words banned York Evening Post Phrases P. 8. ~Please give a list of Bryant in the pages of the New Ans. —Bome of refused to allow In (for coflin), bogus, cotemporary (for element (for fire), graduate Jor Is gr in our midst, humbug (fo raid (for sttack), repudiate for Reverend) C. M. Inter life? Ans by Willlam Cullen the words and that paper are. artiste which Willi (for Amy aduntied) Bryant casket ouring gentiemen), poeLens, (for the am Cullen auLthoress debut for artist) cont HITRr dey gents lg wif 1 y # . 11 lady wiley, partially (for partly) reject or disown and Rev B.~Do children who are geniuses in school always succeed in of that In a study it has been found ceptional. The age is $3000 W. H—~When An In Bermuda August through Mac hes 7. L Taft? Ans An annuit Mr. Carnegie as LM. HI perforined in the Ans Lewis ’ Mie Dr M SOT Has the TT t thir group and $l Herman, been ex- cars of 5,000 1300 gifted children by the ir progress in 1 Pt N { oa Prod es eRrned don HVEeTrage while a nocome $10,000 Bie earning between the rain; Bermuda? there munced on. From Crna 4 nber wbout five I ecernbnn S~How much a vy 1 and irom istice by Taft Als They artificial market pr al exchange are AD fictitious for are creating an Te I nation andidate? i936 and R. P.—Hovw An His LH M.-~How TH Thule of find a satis- mit nortn- ria- istor- Latin moet watches? inspection 1 ! before the ies to officers and nploves of the ais- tele en, that time, ] ynpered work. The rule appl nical departments ntendents ineer yard crews and foremen and maintenance of way may not vary more than 30 se wrainmen opuse foren standard rule wriect conauct signal employe cond tation agepis, eng worker: The Per week hos ters walChes 1 veya | Was burning as i ‘ager reported for duty i @§@—A Couple to Wed have been read in the Lock announcing he age of John Grubb, son Grubb of Flemington, usual when the man- he said Service Station Here Is Entered, Robbed (Continued from one j Banns Haven im 15 n im had been taken. | __....., erlooked $14 in| ra nnur fy in a box in the open cash Teg | gd Miss Cecilia Stover, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Stover of Mill Hall The wedding will be solemn- ized at Bt. Agnes church Monday morning, September § page hiireh CAurciice Blood 4 on and on several show cases led police to believe the thief had cut his hands in removing the window Chief of Police Harry Dukeman and | officers Donald Johnson and Jerry! CGaladia are investigating i About two vears ago a window on the western side of the building was broken and the station was robbed. | the cash register mi ———— Packer Family Holds Reunion | The descendanis of James M. and | Wilmina Boyer Packer, whe were !ploneer family residents of the Marsh Creek Valley, held their 3rd annual reutifon at Myers Grove along Beech Creek, last Sunday Ninety-ihree were present and par- took of a picnic dinner, a of cash was removed from the of- | fice during business hours. The lat- ter theft was solved and the money returned, Manager Howard said Friday's robbery happened sometime | between the closing of the station! at 7 p. m. Friday and 7 a. m. Sat- urday. The night light in the office’ Maybe if the war spreads to South American it will convince some Americans that we might becom involved. J. M. Keichline Insurance Agency One of the Oldest Agencies in Centre County. ANN W. KEICHLINE, Representative, Temple Court Phone 190 TR ITOR CELDT (6 DECKER MOTOR (0. SOUTH SPRING STREET BELLEFONTE, PA PHONE 674
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