Thursday, May 20th, 1913, THe LL RE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. Page 3. oo The —e Scrap Book . Mulcahy's Lament, Thirty-five years Mulcahy dis pensed both liquors and polities in the Fourth ward. New York. A visitor found him civil, but deleful, his very soul rent with grief over the peculations of his barkeep ers, “Faith, and I've tried all sorts of thim-— (‘atholles, black Protestants and Jews Divil a bit cud 1 ever tell which shtole the most, but | have thim now. I'm afther buy- in’ this new in- vintion; ‘tis call- | ed a cash re-gis- | ter, and divll | burrst the man | who can shteal | from that thing.” | It was more | than two weeks before the visitor call- ed again. He found him tending oe | himself, using his pockets for a till, while the cash register stood forlorn and neg- lected and cob webby on its shelf. He was calm, but there was that In his alr that told of blighted hopes and the fall of an ideal. However, the Celtic vivac ity of expression awoke at some vague reference to the cash reg ister. “Ah” claimed. curse o' Crum el be on It, on thim that made i$ and on thim that told me it would prevint shtealing. Thim barkeepers bad it bate the firsht week; they wint t'rough it like the divil wint t'rough Atblone—in shtand- ing leps.” Hugo “I'M AFTHER BUYIN' THIS.” he ex ‘The USING HIS POCKETS FOR A TILL. Today. 80 here hath been dawning Another blue day Think, wilt thou let It Blip useless away? Out of eternity This new day is bora, Into eternity At night will return. Behold it aforetime No eye ever did Bo soon it forever From all eyes is hid Here hath been dawning Another blue d Think, wilt thou let Slip useless away? ~Thomas Carlyle it Awkward Congratulations. When James F. Smith, former gov ernor general of the Pul and now a wewmber of the court of customs appedls, practicing n San Francisco just before the Spanish war he was famous for the pugnacity wit which he fought in court for his cl On one occasion a judge, consid him a trifle too emphatic in his pug nacity, sent to serve twen ty-four hours in jail. It happened that on the same day there was made the announcement of Smith's selection colonel of the First Call ' Just as he reached the jail the fol ing telegram was handed to him “Congratulations. The right man in the right place.” —~Minnee polis Journal ppines was nced Smith low His Own Manuscript. George Ade in the early days of bis eareer, before the “Fables In Slang” had brought him fame. ealled morning in Chicago upon a Sunday edi tor on a mission from a theatrical man ager. “lI have brought you this manu script” he began, but the editor, look ing up at the tall, timid youth, inter rupted | “Just throw the manuscript in the wastebasket, please,” he sald “I'm very busy just now and haven't time to | do it myself.” Mr. Ade obeyed calmly. sumed: “l have come from the —— theater, and the manuscript | have just thrown in the wastebasket is your comic farce of ‘The Erring Son,’ which the man Ager asks me to return to you with thanks. He suggests that you sell it to an undertaker to be read at funerals.’ Then Mr. Ade smiled gently and with f@rew. one He re A Shad “Row.” An unruly class in a public school re formed on a promise by the teacher to Jet them give a negro minstrel show in the school at the end of the term, and when the performance came off it was a howling success One little temporary darky, rubbing his arm, finally attracted the attention of the interlocutor “Why, Mistah Jones,” he exclaimed “what's de mattah wif yo' a'm?” “Why. Mistah Bones, Ah wuz out in de Hudson ribber yostubday fo' shad, an’ Ab got mah a'm lame rowin' agnlust de tide.” “Well, well,” returned the young Mr, Bones: "Ah nevah saw such foolish. ness! Why dido't yo' let de shad row’ New York Herald, J | the juice Sun | any | ean | inquired the tall Apple Rust, A French chemist has shown that the apple contains an oxidizing ferment which produces the brownish or red- dish of cider. The manner in which this substance produces oxida- tion can readily by any color be observed { one who cuts an apple open and leaves it exposed for a short time to the alr. | | The cut surfaces gradually turn red as the oxygen of the alr unites with in a word, the apple rusts, of an may brought about simply bruising the fruit without the skin, Ev- erybody knows that apples that have fallen violently to the ground show red or rusty spots underneath the bruised rind, In this case the oxygen derived from the air contained in the ducts or interstices among the tis- sues of the fruit, and it becomes active through the breaking of the cells that inclose the ferment If an apple is its skin Is broken its tissues do not oxidize when exposed to the alr. This Is explained on the sition that the oxidizing properties of the ferment are destroyed by heat Harper's Rusting apple also be by breaking is oxidizing cooked before suppo A Recipe, vou please follow direc tions while | read the recipe? sald Mrs. Wal to her obedlent band He took the pan while she read aloud 1 “Dear, wi hrook mix a beaten batter, | take an earthen platter, tter In the platter nor, clash or clatter; rit gently while you scatter Ik and sugar till the batter In the platter grows much fatter. Pour it In a dish that's flatter Than the first and earthen platter Tin will do; it doesn't matter 80 the fatter batter's fatter— Then, Gently lifting up the iatter Flatter platter, pour the batter With a percolating patter In the former earthen piatter Without clatter, clash or splatter, 1 al Once again in latter platter Scatter fatter flatter batter— “Catch ¥ and it at her,” were the last words of Marmion, for the poor man was dead.— Baltimore wife throw Music In the Home. We are all more or less aware of the | value, and indeed the necessity of fur. nishing books to all children and even of making it possible for them all to see good pictures. We are apt, how ever, to regard music as that we need provide only for the ex- ceptional child, the child who shows signs of being what we call “musical.” This is due partly to the fact that mu- gic lessons are more expensive than books, and that a ticket to a concert something | costs about four times as much as a ticket to a museum. Our mistake Is in fancying that costly music lessons and | concerts are the only means of furnish. | of the best | ing musical instruction kind to children Some music In the mother of the so simple that finest world is ‘ piano at a dren, and who plays the pia) for her chi ' them t perform (it moreover, teach it them Home piay selves Progress Formosa. Formosa longitudinal average and is ntaining Geologliea divided into The about twenty mi luvial form dep The middle ary formation Chis teen miles wide, | north and range 3.50 feet ly Swe is belts King three western belt is the on les wide an al ition o« no mineral wits belt Is of tert f belt is about Af ng out in the to inciude the ent! north const from to This strip h altitude 200 ve sen level vins all the mi Are at press belt includes al out one-half of the land and of high mountain ranges, reaching altitude of 13.150) feet The of tains is paleozo limestone and crystalline schist resources New York Post neral deposits whi nt productive. The easter in nists an formation these moun granite Thelr mineral practically unknown.- are Tragic Applause. Two friends, juniors at Brown, were attending a French play one evening when the leading man suddenly ap peared before the curtain and made A few brief remarks “Why did you applaud him so vig orously when he made his speech?” young man of his friend “So that folks would think 1 un derstood French.” replied the other confidentially. “What did he say?’ “He sald the remainder of his part | must be taken by an understudy. as his father was dying.” Boston Herald | No Pleasing Her, “That Mrs. Oldes Is dreadfully hard to please.” sald a woman. “How »0?" another woman asked “Why, | told her the other day that she earried her age well, and she didn't seem to like it at all. So then I told her that she didn't carry It well, and she liked that less than ever.”-Ex change. : “In what time was that composition | written 7 asked the man who profess os fo be expertly musical. “I don't know,” replied the man who doesn't. “But it sounds to me as If it ought to have been written in about ten minutes.” Washington Star. Educated. The Press—And we understand yoo are a self taught as well as a self made man? The Personage-~1 ham, sir. At twenty-one | kpew nothink. Then | set to work, and at twenty-two I'd taught meself all | knew! Sydney Bu) letin, He Is wise to no purpose who is net wise to himself. — Latin Proverb, hus- | | ie THE es Scrap Book No Place For a Sailor, The Rev. Mr. Payson was invited hy the Marine Bible society of Portland Me, to who hap pened to be in port on a certain Suu day, and he was preacher there were several ol Uncle warships in the the church was overcrowded with Jack tars, Temporary address the seamen famous us us and Sam's harbor were erected in the the putting dry gos sents aisles and » rear of pews bh boxes here there and stri ing boards them lke circus sents The wis the last and ACTON rude prea deseribing day of the in deavor an to u language suitable his closing with words, “Then our world, driven by the last tempest, was sermon Ne SLID DOWN TO LOWER FLOOR, rue | will strike and be dashed to pleces on | | the rocks of eternity.” The last words were hardly uttered when one of the boards gave way un ; der the weight of its occupants with a resounding crash “She has struck! the gallery, and he promptly | himself over the rall and, wrapping one leg around a pillar, sild down the lower floor. “1 alu't golug to be on no hurricane deck in a wreck!” he cried he ran for the street.—New York American as Qur Purpose Here. You ask me, oh, sincerest friend, What is our purpose he While passing days may onward trend And year supplanteth year? re What purpose largest place should hold In heart and life ar lan? What is In this the id The ans Has It « And have t hard to see i ir view, learned so scant of me of you? nd, the answer seen, t shine above gias Dobbins An Intelligent Goat. In the old 3 wl Harlem was known most conspicuon York Central rall road tralns won pass bow ides i York's most ock nd as onitvilie nN New was its inhabitn bowler over tisements colors JP gan, yo than be was riding the depot friend wh bat, blow was selzed vyagran which devour friend much offer a1 ‘Ix sald of th pointed “Chew rgan’s Tribune +" New Plug.” No Encore For Von W “Y'¢ $ WA _ ©" t! “ ’ ted a Suffr i night . ' r feliow dering why the mem! ognize him ou the str “Why, what } earth “He Was hh el ed What Mother? St La arble ritone, com in stil wre refuse torn et did he do? to sing and respond Is Home Without is Heunhile with BABYS CARE 1s Ma MOTHER'S WORRY g Sion VE: 7 —) SCOTT'S EMULSION im- proves the quality of breast milk it supplies the material for bone and muscle—if scanty or thin, it makes it rich and abundant, For bottle babies a few drops of emulsion with every feeding produces marvelous effects— makes new, firm flesh and ruddy health, SCOTT'S EMULSION Is the cream of the purest cod liver oil delicately emulsified into tiny particles resembling maternal milk and each particle is coated with glycerine—no alcohol or stimulant..a wholesome, nourish- Ing, strength-making food, Mothers everywhere are en. a ‘s Emulsion. , Insist on getting SCOTT'S. Boor & Bowwn, Noomfleld, N. J. 14 judgment | audience | his | the | | who sells ; | day In the week, and is in a position | | years 1 | bronchitis, | which was more severe than any, and yelled a sailor in | threw | | with wonderful to | | ever 1 was, 1 weaves New | | Judgement For $10,540, Last November D, W, Anderson, of | | Philipsburg, was badly injured while | driving his automobile on the pub- highway in Greenwood township, | near the Johnston Woolen Mills A [ wire supporting a pole on the Hell 'elephone Co's line hung low over the road and when Mr Anderson came in contact with he was swept the ent the machine wreck The Injurle he received wer gerion confining him to his bed it Hl and ed man NOCKS Couldn't.— r that Toi her | he BRONCHITIS SUFFERER Takes Druggist'’s Advice With Splendid Result. If anyone should know the worth of a medicine, it is the retail druggist it over his counter every | to know what remedy gives the best satisfaction, | Mrs. Frank H. Uline, of West S8and Lake, N. Y., say “For a number of | wins a great sufferer from Last July I had an attack my friends thought I could not recover | from it. Then I was advised by my druggist to try Vinol, which 1 did, results, My cough has left me: I have gained in weight | and appetite, and I am as strong as | advise all who have bronchitis, chronic coughs, or who are run down to try Vinol.” It Is the combined action of the medicinal curative elements of the cod's liver, without greasy oil, aided by the Dblood-making and strengthcreating properties of tonle iron that makes Vinol so efficient Remember, we guarantees Vinol to do just what we say — wa pay back your money if it does not C. M. Parrish, Bellefonts, Pa. B&B the True Va se IT we Values dress cottons Voiles in plain colors——plai d fancy silk stripe ei fects—s with neat jacqu figures to 40 inches 15c, 25¢ to $1.00 yard. New Tissue Ginghams-—plais weaves and embroidered effect 5 J vard ew Silk and Cotton Meu i to J at mic Wi 4 ut - i 3 to material r either WW hite ar ) 4 yard bed spreads ne rochet Be patterns thle hed size, $1.00 GGS & BUHL PITTEBURGH, PA Spreads Marseilles fu BO | Nit All There But the Tail.~~Dressed the latest and ceveling costume the his way by stood ‘nd a re in | find his tongu« most far better cf I'd with clist approved motor a goggles all com tail ily toot-toot Hegent's pa 10 Budden) } ind motors { ward | dis 40) ed the hat He Needed. —A howed Coes | tinghar { nan whose had ¢ ry for her, had vant put tr,” w 200 w unted IT pnld to Do you know what it is to walk out of a shoe store in new shoes that feel exactly as easy and comfortable as the old ones you have just dis- carded? If you wear Queen Quality you do. The new models in all styles at $3.50 to $5.00 Sole Agency A. C. Mingle Just a Single Rude Operation to Start . Here are five features of the Cross Country unit gasoline and electric motor: First:—It’s an integral part of the engine—not an extra moving part added. Second :—It operates silently. You can start the motor without jerk or jar. Third: three minute. Fourth: — No additional bearings, chains, sprockets, gears or belts. Fifth:—Parts larger and more sub- stantial than those of any other starting device. It turns the engine over at hundred revolutions per R. C. LOWDER Oak Hall Station, Pa. Memorial Day Excursion Train leaves BAO A.M, 603 * Round-trip Fare $2.75 2.50 2.50 2.60 2.50 Hellefonte Lemont Oak Hall Linden Hall... Centre Hall. . " 6.14 6.20 Returning, special train will leave Gettysburg 6:50 P. M. Division Passenger Agent, Willlamsport, \&/ PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD YE Friday, May 30 =escs se GETTYSBUR The best marked battlefield in the world Special Train Leaves Train leaves Rising Bpring. . 6.45 A.M. rODPR 0000544 54 * Glen Irbn.... 1. Milimont...... MiMinburg.... Roundtrip Fare $2.20 Train leaves R08 AM, Roundtrip Fare $2.50 2.50 2.50 Vicksburg . Lewisburg .... 815 Montandon.... 837 240 Northumberl’'d 8.50 2.3 Sunbury ...... LO Consult ticket agents or David Todd,
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