— Thursday, May 30th, 1912, FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs—Selected and Original. KEEP COOL. Folks are easily stampeded, Just when all their sense ig needed: That's a fact by all conceded As a universal rule, 1f you'd meet the situation, Give it your consideration, show no silly perturbation, Just keep easy, calm, and cool, When vour hands and arms are wav- ing, When vour tongue is loudly When, in short, you are Like a perfect bloomin' fool, Matters never can be mended, Too much effort is expended Use vour wits as they're intended, Just keep easy, calm, and Don't be foolishly elated, Don't with pride become inflated, Pon’'t get mad and irritated, All your passions strictly school; Try to hold yourself together, Don't let go and snap vour tether, Never mind the state weather, Just keep easy, calm and cool THE GREAT ALEXANDER, raving, behaving cool, of There was a chap who kept a store, And, though there might be He sold his goods to all who come, And his name was Alexander He mixed his goods with cunning hand, He was a skiliful brander; And since his sugar was half sand They called him Alex-sander. He had his dear one and she came, And lovingly he scanned her He asked her would she change name, A ring “Oh, yes” bg did Alex-hand-her, she said, with smiling “If I can be commander And so they framed a par And called it Alex-and-her. re - LJ evervthing “Oh “How's asked Smith “she's all right » LJ . A Partnership. know evervthing a small to right,” said the It was a stiff fellow answer of the que tio Suggestive. your house?” plied Brown, world in the his companion latter. “Wher ' t boy questi Had Been Both. advertised for this reply Dear Sir have a vacancy for music teacher, either man Having years I beg to an been hoth apply for -. Ech Her Wedding wedding reception marked: “Wasn't it that baby cried d eeremony?™ “It was ful,” replied the prim } honor: “and when I get married I'm going to have engraved right in the corner of the invitatios expected.” Invitations. At the young man re annoying the way ring the w hole simply dread- little maid of The Chauffeur to When the young physi bile reached the accident there was she victims had that they were able to walk home The young doctor was keenly disap- pointed, but his chauffeur spoke up sheeringly the ans automo the trolley nothing to do; all scene of heen so slightly hurt “Never mind, Doctor. I'll ren down some business on the way home.” LJ » * Who He Was. The Co ing trouble getting jury “Is there any eould not impart dance for against pass and | i | OF. | | | of | should grander | No bables, Rescue.— | revival | the preacher | asked the Judge of a prospective jur- “Yes,” was the reply, “the very looks of that man makes me think he is guilty.” “Why man,” exclaimed the Judge, “that's the prosecuting at- torney!" . > > Declined With Thanks. Reports had come to the president of a fam- ous Eastern college that one of the students was drinking more than was good for him. Meeting the offender on the campus one morning the head the university stopped him and severely “Young man, do you “Well--why'"-the student “not so early in the morn- vou, Doctor.” LJ LJ * Carried Too Far.—He had an jable way asking the wrong tion or making the wrong comment, So it was, when at a dinner party neighbor, a lady, sald to him "l a thorough believer, you know, Smith, that men's clothes match their hair; a black-haired man wear black clothes, a brown- man should Wear Don't vou think so?” bungled Jones, “but bald?" L . LJ a Nut.—"“What's the child's asked the priest of the grand- at the christening. “1 grandfather replied. to the father and whispered hoarsely: “What's the name?" "“Ha- zel” replied the father “What? asked the grandfather “Hazel,” re- peated the father The grandfather threw up his hands in disgust. “What d've think that?" he the priest “With full av his sald drink? hesitated ing, thank invar- of nm Mr haired clothes, may a man is be," suppose After name? father the turned And he asked the calendar gur'rl after a nut EE saints names in namin’ ! Not Enough.—A had just returned f th the in vore Httle rom nister to question, m reply ons Meeting Ano to the minist terview w had sald, there lad on wsked ¢ asks ve Con mandmentg there a. “Say” fo talking to a What About the Bait? there he sea” id man, danger of Not Easily verend John Stumped R¢ MeN \ services ‘ardif i man one night, thinking sent ID & note the } platform with vest that following question answered: “Dear are seeking to kindly tell me who Mr amid young pecially ung ight x pul Mr. MeNiel--If enlighten young was Cain's wife” breathless silence men-—inquirers and should lke to give man a word i RAVICE Don't loss for trut} a CVER THE COUNTY The Schoo burg, will els day, June 5th Mr. and Mrs Freeport Iino Centre Hall At a mee Boalsburg he n the He ha ently a W ganized Harpste Ome immer of women Charles well on recent] sparking Miss Edit A. Booz typhoid a Mt AL phia The have re will wear GAN | place Mrs. R daughter friends i their hon morning A P Kr Wel on Gregg township, recs at a depth of 1 rose seventy ape, who has the Ie been drilling ker lumber tract in ntly found water inety feet The water -elght feet ing demonstrations given in his count on the digh Flizabet! D 28th The sisfely ant PUTER. Hall ome The of the have been ely Back porches tors appear to the of the sneaking marauders The Meyersdale man who fill his auto with gasoline from in his barn by the light of an open torch escaped with his life. but he is lacking several things including =a barn, says the Connellsville Courler P. J. Mayes, the Lemont lumber- man, had a close call one day recent. ly. While working about a plle of jumber the boards took a slide and came within an ace of burying him, He was pretty badly bruised and scratched Mrs, Zora (Heckman) Eccles, of Philadelphia, accompanied by her lit. tle daughter, came to Centre Hall re- cently and for a short time will main with her sister, Mrs, James Ho Relish and Mrs. John D. Lucas and other relatives, The county board of farmers’ insti. tute managers, will net at the coun- ty commissioners’ office on the sec. ond Tuesday of June, to arrange for the place where Institutes are to be held this season. This board Is com- posed of the local members of the State spra i on premises of Newton KY State College dore D from his ' week. The met him at and home State CC iesday of of B age or Boy Scout the "nis greeted hin wel Hege 1 “= ins that orough refrigern ompl thefts rring n that } number of pett and be objective points tried a tank re- | ed home | Onk | to | tural range and The memt “re Company of Nt preparations ned elebrat Rearick furniture er indertaker Petersburg Mra ve his within ow childres parents n Florida Rearick the formers le ntil Mr rrangements weeks are staving ide fort Rearick has n for their On At the Reformed Associntion structed to ditional The juest recent f the and the obtain land for resolution made that the site meeting Cemetery Nere in option on cemetery purposes the definite re fered by John OC entre Hall m an Lutheran trustees noua an Rosman, east 70 Years with Coughs We have had seventy years of experience with Ayers Cherry Pectoral. This makes us have great confi | dence in it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, weak throats, and weak lungs. We want you to have confidence in it, as well. Ask your own doctor what experience he has had with it. He knows. Keep in close touch with him. One of Ayer’s Pills at bedtime will cause an increased flow of bile and produce a ntle laxative effect the day following. ormula on each box. Show it to yout doctor, He will understand at a glance, Dose, one pill at bedtime, just one. Made by the J. 0. AYER 0O., Lows), Mess, ques- | his | taining ed, A and day fairs George Kline and Olt Spangler Knocked the the ing BAYS Young same impact senseless for gushed trils close Rey the Tyrone, while pointments thrown of | held on { o'clock, secretary ol day ern { The should | brown “That | | about for Notwithstanding ularity | pleasure pri © higher time ket The | the dunno,” | demand increasing iy ago bring | and men | McNeil read the note, and then, | sald: “1 love | Centre | vith | Nittany val- | proper ad- | of | THE CENTRE DEMOC fine Mrs, recently, vote for president will Pennsylvania body burial. Since best same, the Orses Milltheim ternoon RAT. BELL erONTE, PA. or ao home o.. .. investigat- Klore thirteen acres, be Coburn, into A. Kessler, in to Mr. 4 bill of goods Eagle, who er old Miss withtin alted on her, that she gome | 5 on her father to come F the goods, When Miss Hention was called to f store, the girl picked Koods and quickly the door Mr, Kessler followed and after a half-mile overtook girl saw she was the goods and ran went boy was born Leathers, at Mt may not be able this vear, but in political af big Jack He Jennie cut a figure the were |! Saturday dur the fleld | daugh,, Times. Both | nearly . ball at the | When The | were | blood | nos to genseless last ball game on State College men started after a time and collided headon was so great that they 16 minutes and the from their mouths and It required five stitches the gap in Spangler's head A. J. Grossman, German Lutheran who was seriously route to fill one of near York by from his buggy, dled on last week. The funeral Thursday afternoon conducted by the and treasurer of Svnod taken to enst she ropped REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Hang), ams astor pas ’ H 0 Walk to wres in Taylor twp. Frederick to John H In Boalsburg,; $226 A. Hoy et al Exrs lot in State Robert P former church pren injured Wii his aP- | yum Cot be ng $085 ole Fues Fe at 2:30 BS Aly president the West association Lu Dayton, Ohlo, | © = An Righel, admr in Potter twp.; $64 if et ux to PF. E id in Halnes twp en to ver et ux to of land In Huston twp.; I Lucas et Snow ot Snow (George Shoe al to Shoe twp. to Jere twp.; $200 David an $200 Wis pop for the growing vehicles, bot! the mar inity fs of horseless and Of now business $27 in has been at an of the Civil War horses are bringing drivers about | Account in great at stead USER, horses this vi than It the draft $2050 each and Horses have two close BURG. Encampment Department Pennsylvania, G. A. R. Poy been past Twenty ho for Vears pric 8 number Rallroad excursion tickets stations on its returning to rting point not later June 8, at reduced fare 50 cents) ket Agent neylvania sell one from took a $17 ays ti good ie Bellevill J 8 June ' M rue i to Journal Ing the this place and amounting to Kessler, WilR and Jen another up vanished and race her followed | of Wil $100 (lose, | Wil College Stiver, $825, | al to David Cham- Cham Schref- | . | Smith, 50, FARES TO GETTYS. | of Com- | to | lines, | reach | { than | fares Consult = ny WY sary if J Wiig The New Perfection Oil Cook-stove Suits Everybody It suits the most exacting French chef. Free Cook- Book with every stove. Cook . Book seo gven to snyone senching 5 cents to cover mailing cost. THE ATLANTIC REFINING COMPANY 424 Sixth Ave, Pittsburgh Lia SPECIAL OFFER for Star Soap Wrappers Consisting of a Two-Quart Pitcher and Six Tumblers of clear white glass, A new design. For Only 50 Star Soap Wrappers Regular Value 100 Wrappers. These Water Sets can be secured only by bringing Star Soap Wrappers to F. E. NAGINEY, Furniture Allegheny St., Bellefonte, Pa. THIS OFFER GOOD FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY THE PROCTER & GAMBLE DISTRIBUTING CO. ® | : : : : : | Summer Tours Under Personal Escort FROM BELLEFONTE THE MARATIME PROVINCES YELLOWSTONE PARK AND CANADIAN ROCKIES August 10 to 3 $264.50 July 29 to As gust 4 $108.50 fahn portal ne Park Hteamer SARATOGA AND THE ADIRONDA TOUR TO THE NORTH DACKS August 7 to 19 $111.75, July 31 to August 9 $81.50 " Sarat Rprings 1 Wi (serge lL.ake Bahle 7} amp Keene id, 1 GREAT LAKES AND MACKINAC ISLAND 12 to 2 SARATOGA AND MONTREAL July 31 to August 6 $68.50 Sarat September $61.85 uffal in ’ Ie ORAM Springs Champ! Mor and or ir pe THE THE MUSKOKA LAKES J August 1 to 9 $61.85 Niagara Roval beautiful the Highlands THOUSAND ISLANDS y 18 to 25, August 15 to 22 August 29 to September 6 $51.85 Visiting onto, and tel In the Takes and Ontario Falls, Tor Muskka Ho Muskokn of nad Tor in Falls, Bay £ Niagara and Alexandria heart of the Thousand Is. region. Delightful steam ip on lake Ontario $7.10 Excursions to Niagara Falls, ung, 1%, 15, 20, September 12, x fifteen daye | Traine on Escort, July Tickets sight peeing Personal August 1, and October 10 good Niagara returning within Falls. Special lependent nt kKoing trip PROPORTIONATE FARES From OTHER POINTS Petalled itineraries and full Informa, D. N. BELL, A. GQ. P. 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Sechler & Company BELLEFONTE, PA BUSH HOUSE BLOCK, WARFFRTTYYYYeYYYY ~ | '$ $-SAVED-$ $ Rubber Roofing Direct from Manufactuer to Consumer---Saving Middlemen's Profits. In buying from us you secure a grade of roofing second to none, at dealers prices, backed by our guarantee for ten years THE CAMBRIA ROOFING MANUFACTURING COMPANY are the pioneers in selling roofing direct from the manufacturer to the consumer, We also manufacture and sell direct to the consumer the famous Cambria Brand Rubber Paint, guaranteed for five (8) years, on all classes of roofs. All we ask is that yeu give us a trial order, that, we feel assured the rest will take care of itself. Before buying elsewhere, we ask that you compare our roofing with the highest grade roofing that your dealer may handle. A postal wiil bring you sample and prices. and after Cambria Roofing Manufacturing Company, JOHNSTOWN, PA, 17. PENNA.
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