Thursday, May 9th, 1912, TE, PA. THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, gpg, epon a —— - ~ FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs— Selected and Original. | may' he life, | men seem oh off till can put Nd N Variety but most the spice of to prefer cloves, » the! days Never creditor put you LO~MOrrow off for 30 . “An airship can says an exchange, that costs for $15." 1 funeral buflt is the he It . » * Arm, always Vvour The Other I was not “No; It was in a sling “Missus, Missus had Tramp thus” other arm vesterday.” . » * vou Only Once. road kill a traveling Branch conductor the once,” replied the conductor . » LJ Laundry. Hoax muzzled In hot weath “That's right I ue I'l the Inundry Hoax Joax “To hay ‘How does vour man salesman often asked a facetious of in Central other dav. “Just | sourily One on the “All dogs should be er.” Joax take mine ti “What for? zlin' done.” NE LJ LJ Smallest.—Conductor Jady with in her arms had just. entered handed 1} five bill) that your sir, I've onl Her Infant car and ~—*18 “Yes, year.” im a dollar smallest?” been marred » LJ * Wages. Lady -~"What~ ty-eight cents a dozen for that's more than three cents for eg!” Grocer—"Well, mum, you remember that one « day's work for one hen?” * » LJ The Clerk Blushed. (entering glove store) to look at a pair please.” Clerk—""Er eve 1 er—aw Cutey “Oh, to 8¢e Aa Small Thir Why One CRUS must gx 18 a whole Miss He Had to Breathe, engaged on | her fully fort When he Ji to her eves you ha haven't breathe eek st Why She Flew mother’ isked dear, it is who flies cause 1 heard angel repli sald the watch Hard to Beat. lows on hin | quitting | the pleture on his coat and the grin- f oa donkey When noticed af I. man back the on the time came “Which coat?” lingering ver face ning fellows of vez wiped he asked near, on me . + » Related to Both.—An Irishman, fresh from the “Emerald Isle” enter ed a car where all the seats were fill- ed. On one sat a fat Englishman, his dog occupying the one next him. Walking over, the Irishman removed the dog to the floor and took the seat himself, To hide his temper the Eng- Hishman turned and looked out of the window “That's a fine pup of yours; what breed he?" asked Pat, eager for conversation, “Half Irish and fool!” snapped the irate Englishman. “Well, bedad, and the spalpeen is kin to both of us!” chuckled is dryly, | 3 @ » Among the Freaks. the foot his How legless bills? With what pick up the thread of If the Hving skeleton Is draw a plcture of himself any about it? If the fat woman wanted manager would she lie in him does man does an armless oman conversation? asked to does he make bones kill her eight for » . Na ntiem can AN i His Advice. A convivial ge returning home late vening od against a lamp-post to rest mover him Th economical Wins in ane « passed chap hand, grandfather's ing by and he ha hugh She Knew What She Meant Harry ] rston Pa nti half | Pat | OVER THE COUNTY. Mr (College, parents WwW. | Daup valuable cantly. W. LL. Hosterman, manager of Coburn Grain and Creamery Co, font muchaacd a fine team, Orges Im Hindelphia CE Snvder, of State College, in having a new fire pr {f garage at the foot of the J the res. erected H Pride ompet Engineers 8B, 1) Fuster Highway Depur) ent Herbert Snow. of the Auditor al's were In St lege Thursday arranging provements in highways place and discussing a age disposal plant (‘hie Niatle Department lant the site for Recent weddings in w! burg brides have fNgured Bertha MocGonegal n Norman OG. Hawes, of (Chery Pittsburg amt Wednesday « the same dn Miss 1! became the wife Ir ton, Shirleysl RB. WW. Gramley, of Millhelm, has a large Plymouth Rock rooster that has developed a pugnacious The rooster had been placed In a we parate pen and one night recently a large mt entered and a battle royal began The rooster won out by disembowel ing the rat with his spurs The Unsealed tised on another Democrat, D. Miller, will and present chances of spare money In Including, wildeats ants and turkeys, ich Phil Nerd Arried to Tree vening osnie Wi Walter Hea itn LIne ol of rg trait Land page Bales, adver of the (Centre i county treasurer John Interest many readers | for Investments mountain lands, bears, deor phean ! In weanon Edward Kephart killed a white | mountain mink at his home near Blue | Ball last week that Ix sald to be an excellent specimen of this rare ani | mal. It was as large as a good-sized | rabbit, and had been making nightly | raids on Mr, Kephart's chicken woop. | He will, have It mounted by a taxi | dermist, i of | Pennsylvania Land last week was greoting To HIN William W Was Harpster f Froeoport unexpected ors Dusiziess Ilinois called Hall nos has aa Feturns nD bY FF | 31 KX Jres tO Com fay (Tor . | : Centre mn He it he rps BOHR swift clothes pins Hines At J : 1 ONC me recently friends In oi? i i Alterative What is a “tonic”? medicine that increases strength or the tone of { ] X he | “alterative”? A nelicire that alters or chi ges un healthy action to healthy action. Name the be t “tonic and alterative”? Aycr's Sar saparilla. the only Sars: fillaentirelyfree vomalcol o |] Ask your doctor about it, tt Bilious attacks, sick-headaches, in tion, constipation, dizzy spells th are some of the results of an inact y liver. Ask your doctor if he endorses Ayer's Pills in these cases. The dose 8 small, one pill at bedtime, Made by the 2.0. AYER 00, Lowell, Mass Lubrication Without Carbon ideal oil for either sir€ooled or orer cooled machines, Dis ay ror Priyivasia Crude Oil. A thin, pale oil which feeds freely and will not congeal. beolut TW roe From Carbon. If your dealor or garage has 80 Waverly Special, write us and we'll that you are supplied. WAVERLY OIL WORKS COMPANY, . PITTSBURG, PA. INDEPENDENT REFINERS Makers of **Waverly'® Gasolines RECENT DEATHS. H. L.. Truckenmilier Martin i $4500 Harry E 10 WEETWOOD After vernal months duration, an Mrs, J. home aged acres died at her April 27th days, She wis ind Mrs, Stephen born at Spring as spent was highly ed by her The un ] inte hi ces eetwood Harter LCTres { 5 | Martin, $1180, lsador Tilley, 400 ac James W 14. ' orgesvalley, re and of Mr 10 Winterberg et 5 Potter tw Mille res 1 | Smith $4571 Anna 1 pe being cemetery \THERMAN his 'rederick in Millhelm fied at home the previous day the oldest residents ving reached the * months and ire his wife V Penn randchildren threes 10 Huddinge: and « two dren He w= long } F on (jeesey, Hines WwW Ej in 6h a daugh Kennel - | All} in Georges- | entlecm- | hushand ! was | follow - | conducted | Interment was made Cather- | last | r of paralysis of whieh | He | of ripe age days one | township great- | brothers and four | member ineral | Friday ar d A TRIP TO WASHINGTON Five-day tour, visiting all points of interest at the National Capital. From PITTSBURG & WESTERN PENNSLVANIA May 16 to 20, 1912. $20.25 from BELLEFONTE ‘trip transportation { days’ transfers Covering round hotel accommodations in Washington, tation to hotel in Washington, ne CHBATY antomobile trip én route, Pp in gton, and side trip to Mt sightseeing Vernon Proportionate Fares from Other Points. Tickets covering transportation only to and Washington good going on trains leaving M.,833P M., 85 P.M and anda good returning on all urgh 7.55 A P. M.. May 16. except Limited Express trains | be sold at rate of § B.2¢ Consult Ticket Agents, or JAS. P. ANDERSON Agent, Oliver Building PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD District Passenger , Pittsburgh, Pa. Sixth Ave. and Smithfield Sts Relieves Backache Instant] > | | eat Here's Proof. r | ~r War FLETUHER NORMAN, Wianser, Cail. SLOAN'S LINIMENT r § 44 ’ ¥ 4] hin five dollurs also have to pay for the broke dow Hebi, which wif be not | thirt ' | d famed re } Fi i tinea Sold by all Dealers, Price, 25¢., 50¢c.. and $1.00. pent free Address Dr karl § Sioa ICHELIN Quick Detachable Clincher — ROUND SHAPE STRONG RESILIENT whole system. What is an | Easily Fits Any Quick Detachable Rim No Tools Required IN STOCK BY GEORGE A. BEEZER, BELLE INI E, PA. Agency for Franklin, Pierce-Arrow, Pope-Hartford, Hudson, Mitchell, Oakland and Overland Bargains in Good 2nd-Hand Cars John Sebring, Jr., BELLEFONTE $ $-SAVED-$ $ Rubber Roofing Direct from Manufactuer to Consumer---Saving Middlemen’'s Profits, In buying from us sec grade of roofing second tc at dealers THE CAMBRIA the you re a backed by our guarantee for ten years MANUFACTURING COMPANY are nufact tc none prices ROOFING pioneers in selling roofing direct from the mq urer the consumer the (5 direct to the Paint We also manufacture and sell consumer famous Cambria Brand Rubber guaranteed for five yeRrs, all classes of roofs All that, on us a trial order, after itself. we ask s that and we feel assured the rest you give will take care of Before buying elsewhere, that roofing with the highest grade roofing that your we ask you compare owr dealer may handle. A postal will bring you sample and prices Cambria Roofing Manufacturing Company, JOHNSTOWN, PA, 17d Sechler & Company Groceries and Food Products. COFFEE The Coffee Market just now .is a pretty hard proposition, but we are doing all that it is possible to do under present condi- tions to give our trade good values. We are still selling » good sound coffees and of excellent flavor AT 25¢c PER POUND This is a genuine bargain And st 28¢ r pound and 30c per pound we are giving very high value for the price named. On our entire Av gy Hoi A you will always better value here than slsewhere for the price charged. Give us a fair trial and you will find the proof in the goods. ! : he Sechler & Company BUBH HOUSE BLOCK, BELLEFONTE, PA,
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