Thursday, October 12th, 1911, F § THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. Fact, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs—Selected and Original. God Bless Qur Wives. One of the best known lawyers in Cleveland attended a banquet of his fraternity the other night and respond- ed to the toast, “Our Wives." On this classic and congenial theme he ex- panded and fairly glowed. But even after his fades from the memories present one per sonal He sald In part: “God our us from alpha to faults and virtues. But they rise In arms against him who would expose the former or belittle the latter. How well | remember an upon which my own dear wife bad me paged in a restaurant where 1 was eating. She sald to the waiter, ‘Is Mr. Dash- blank here? ‘Mr. Dashblank? asked the waiter. ‘Is he that fat old man with a red nose and bald head? “ ‘Yes, that's the man,’ answered my wife. ‘But 1 want you to understand that he isn't fat and he isn't old. And he's not very bald, either. 1 shall re- port you for your insolence, His nose fsn't a bit red. Get him for me at ence. You evidently know him.’ “God bless wives.”"—Cleveland Plain Dealer el wjuence of will those note remain. bless wives, They know omega, our secret occasion our Two Ways Hath Life. Two ways hath life One a stream With flowers vironed quits the source, The even ter urse, Hardly betray No echo mar Of waves that Winning = Unhasting reach as lent gleam. 3s the onw 1 roll it plaint or sigh, from passerby, appointed goal with ant glan the One as a torrent unconfined Bursts forth headlong will No agency Nor barrier The One | 5 With every Patience, ambition with frenzied y still, rces bind. its rage rst Jogged His Memory. Here 18 the story of an actual experi ence in buying s« London: A wealth) American went into an Bond street haberdasher's the other day, and when be stated his object the clerk carefully measured the visitor's right foot, and the purchase was made. On his way out was caught by some hosiery near the door To the clerk, was obsequiously rollow- ing him out, be said, “I'll take a pair of those too “Yes, sir,” said the size do you wear, sir?” “Why, you pinheaded ass,” remind ed the other. “do you think my foot has grown since you measured it?” Then the clerk remembered.—New York Sun CES 1D the visitor's attention who “What clerk. Bungled It, After All Here's one of Will Irwin's stories, told in that quiet, drawling which scores every point 1 feminine friends, it walking do tl when they notic in front of is uonbutton the other about it.” The othe scious sub je comment shook her he 1 would say “1 doubt if who 7 ! She isn't very neatly got up, don’t you see? Her shoes are horribly run down at the heel “1 don’t sald Mr quaintance Any glad of a warning unbuttoned. | don seen to be a very nice person call her attentis “And 80.” said Mr. Irwin walk od up to the stranger and tapped her on the shounide \ 1 oman ed knew know the hes pat! Times-Btar wo of his \DPears, other day were 1 street the win Then sh lon't believe that sald she of person he would r kindness eciaie you care Irwin's a woman would be that her waist is t care If she doesn’t I shall wm 1 it “she turn she bow that 5 The Missing Bed. dated Tron tt ALG vi r« The house century to go over it for course 4Yueen there, and t 1 ducted the party nthe times In the ws | of the furnit riod. though ful embroideries “And one asked, bed Blizabeth slept ™ The boy In buttons ment and then sald, made, sir.” ned thi amber of few doubt Most tt ure he pe ) i Onk here were a of n where the whieh visitors Queen “Is the d a t's Delng hesitate Th mo Turned the Joke. The following English military army: Being the captain, to show the high state of discipline of his command, sounded a night alarm Me troops turaed out with commendable alacrity and fell tte their places, ready for emergencies but when they discovered the of this sudden interruption to dreams they Inughed heartily, think Ing it a good joke The worthy captain was elated at his success and determin od to repent the experiment Koon after he invited another party of friends to witness the performance, and the alarm wns sounded nt dead of night. but not a soldier appeared, while roars of Inughter from the tents show told of an officer In the Chinese st Of “ their od that the joke was on the men's | side this time. tashion | ited by some friends, | CRuNe | -~ - ROSABELLE, H, Hsten, listen, ladies gay! No haught fan arms I tell Soft is the note 1d sad the hat mourns lovely belle | Rosa. “Moor, And moor the bar lant crew, gentle lady, delgn to stay! thee in Castle R heuch, Nor tempt the stor firth today “The blackening { edged with while To inch and ro mews fly The fishers have h | the Ww W hose forebode that nigh ater sprite, wreck is screams “Last night the gifted =eer did view A wet shroud swaths round lady gay Then thea, falr, | Raver Why firth stay sheuch cross the gloomy today 7 ndesay's heir Roslin lea« he ball, lady mo ere in her cas “ '"I'is not because Lord L Tonight But that Bits lonely at my ther tie hall jot because the ring they ride ring rides well, ne will chide abelle.”’ night to gleam rons bold iapelle, nd with knell, and wild the more-ot of the day has taker ‘resh spring winter ? Move my faint but with *d« No more—oh, ne CHANGED. ROM the outskirts of the town, Where OF od the milestone stood, Now a stranger, looking down I behold the shadowy wn Of the dark and haunted wood ]® it changed, or am | anged? ¢ te MKS are ir and green I ranged setranged ARRANMORE ARRAN ) : Her very fn Th far ialdens are oleridea n sinew A WISH, col beside the hill shall soothe be a A beeh my A willowy mil With many a fall shall linger near Yas hum oar hroox that turns a» | The swallow oft beneath my thatch Ahall twitter from her clay built nest Oft shall the pilgrim lift the lateh And share my meal, a welcome guest | Around my vied porch shall spring Each fragrant flower that drinks the dew And Lucey at her wheel shall sing In russet gown and apron blue, The viage church among the trees, Where first given With merry peals shall swell the breezes And point with taper spire to heaven Samuel Rogrs Our marriage vows OVER THE COUNTY. { earlier this year on November 13th, plenty them . | Teachers institute will be one month Chestnuts | everywhere, {| cheap unusually should are That make Mrs. Allen Swires, of Milesburg, has | | gone to York, to remain Pa over w Burris (irove, former home highly of Kansas | Roland Miller, of week sold hi } horses tO Potter cou As there are fever between Mills, an effort the breeding germs , where she Inter has to visit expects among friends. Samuel Sylvan come Axem Hi in nn, speaks Ks on an thi team of ile, nty, 150.000 Cale The fall sales The ers feeding winter Miss SMe pleasant Vi ins left Satur } 1 short pref in farn on wher State Normal teed Alexa ywnship county The father and son are ! gaged In the grocery business in bels | vtdere and are doing well N OTHER COI Boom the Philipsburg With the bull ling of handsome Episcopal church, the Misrtaoch and the fine res Hartshorn, Nuttall nover Hagerty 1} ss blocks ences of Enoch Haworth and L. W rection of a mammaotl by the W. § ground for whi h an broken re ently the year 1811 will have marked un Important era in Philipsburg’s de. elopment The bullding will be ize. two stories high maement, and will be a uff brick structur Journal and the Hoffman Co factory with a ooment Severe Winter Coming. The heaviest fall of snow In a de ade at this time of the year nocurred ! n Fr! fay 6th, throughout the northern \Artondacks Nearly five Inches had and the precipitation was still api Woodmen fear that this is the eginning of real winter, basing thelr ninlonse on the ae old wenther hey have heen experiencing the past wo weeks In New York state, sllen ore ware | After some men have unloaded a fot f advice they go away belleveing hat they have given evidences of | great charity, from | his | | is Austin | | ed phoid | ed i an inch | about exp It Jamon | new Soe cream | 231x112 feet In | handsome | HOW MARBLES ARE MADE. of Paris, in the At the Arsonval, Aube, some of the and in the department 100 from manufactories learn miles one five France, here one can marbles’ story, stone marbles a Arsonval The a fairly hard and very After being t stone |} Only manufactur used Is limestone, re ut stone fine ken from the quarry the up in allow for several months in or- get rid of all The ure cut about and a half thickness, and in turn cut into little cubes three-quarters of an Inch square. This latter work Is done by hand by workmen and who, long practice, have become 80 they turn out 7.000 of these heapy and lO remain der to moisture into in block then slabs thes ure work women, throug! hat can easily ne hour day some marble of hammer hard anvil, little nbes These rt ind a plece of Lone The 1b ff Himest the sharp e 0 be anvil tend them as an one are placed on and with of the every dire blow stone cut stored of the ghov whi groun are teaus it axis ice from It the Erooves grooves that ’ : mre ri perie seed] Aas goou at a geome se then his calcula I'ribune | The Ship of Toys This Is a game to delight small chi Ing f fun and ex of them lots fun e 1 all nase le to AY THERE IS absolutely no word to express the efficacy of NYols] 4 mulsion in the treatment - of COUGHS, COLDS BRONCHITIS CATARRH, GRIPPE AND RHEUMATISM ALL DRUGOIBTS the begin | | We Do | Buildings covered over twenty years ago are and have never needed repairs. Fireproof — | some — Inexpensive. For further detailed inf Locul Dealers or Cortright Metal Roofing Ou Philadelphia, The Girl Who Helps Mother, Message Flashed 6000 Miles ) W. H. Musser GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT Notary Public Pension Attorney. BELLEFONTE, PENNA and DT TE a Tr A Tt A Pr." Pure Groceries and Food Products. 1 EAS With EE EE la Fruit have then aaa a a 2 a If vou want some nice, bright country dred we have then Finest Han & and be lege bre akfast | 18¢ per 1b. Jush House Block, ne Bellefonte. Sechler & Company, BE a A A Ba — y— THE FAMOUS SHOE Style & Comfort “Oueen Ouality” shoes have ~~ x built up a world wide repu- ugh merit alone of 1aCC thre ds women } absolute lemark, purchased, untried ar, repented at o Why run makes, leis the risks of “ Queen Quality” security ire. inferior when is yours without extra cost? A. C. MINGLE, BELLEFONTI - PENN'A. 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