Thursday, June 22nd, 1911, A THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA Fact, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs—Selected and Original. He Kept His ~It is said that a young lady store in Bellefonte and asked if they kept dates you?’ ing young clerk “Where shall I meet Why home Murphy Good Boy Denny.—Mr Ryley Murphy-—Me b'y Denny is comin’ foive years he was sint up. Mrs behayvure. Mr. Ryley—An' sure, b'y lolke that To Much Altitude. ~A lady visiting One day, after an attack, she sighed, I “Will you go to heaven if you die?” dear.” “Oh, mamma, dear,” sobbed never stand the altitude. ''=- The Same Horse.~—~Farmer Haystack- the place Hiram." Hiram ‘Well, Farmer Haystack—Solemnly, (after it's the same horse.’ are the day. it must be a great Denver can hardly inquired the little one, Wall, wust lookin’ old critter I ever sot eyes on! 1 swow, father, 1 lookin’ horse than our Savior had when he rode through the streets of \ looking the entered a certain gtammered the blush- from the country, “Yes Migs," Mrs, wuz for decoratin’, Mr. Ryley-1 Mrs Murphy? t'ought it yez He wuz comfort for ye to have a good from the elevation breathe--1 believe I'm dying little girl, anxiously I hope =o ‘don't go to heaven; you suffered greatly her durn buttons if that ain't the give $18 for him and it's a better Jerusalem.’ critically) Hiram, animal over Looking for the Worm.—There were only two pleces of cake and three hungry on in the mn boys upstairs throwing clothes and rushed into the dining ro early bird gets the worm at the cake qui ally, ins asked his mother What worm in it?" he inqui Take a plece pecting It are you soberly trying I understand witness What and objected 8 argument fo Delays of the Law, = so?" “Yes, replied the fense jumped to in evidence. A half I ate room to consider the point announced that the question “He weren't i hig feet might be the ar came His from a French-UCanad ke this, and 42 years; one years: Honore, Olive, 14 years years; Plerre years. Camille year; Hilaire, Shoe Order.—A An « Quebed se woms 18 Phi he go bar “Merely Abbreviat WAS repairing a rayne fine empty 1! 8 of the colone which read: “3. T. MM" ager." All 1 he wired back Bloemfontein course he superior o the kind.’ race breathlessly of cal from all sides to do? say, that An hour to get down first Tommy wie “That's a good boy, aid his mother Tom What's the matter Ma, whic Tommy 1 that die Scrap Book ————— He Didn't Get Over. Arthur Balfour, the British ex-p mier, once was io a great hurry to get to England from in Ireland and, there regular steamer for some days, he proposed to cross over in a cattle boat. But in the man from whom he sought information found a home ruler of most ardent views. “Can I cross in tonight's boat?” ask ed Mr. Balfour. “No, ye can't, thin, man. “And why not?’ “Because tis a cattle boat.” “Never mind that. [I'm pot partice- " “The Home TIT Eave 4 [Iftle TAURL. “No, Mr. Balfour,” he retorted; “1 dare say ye're not but the cattle are” re his post Delng no 3 he said the Irish Blue. who will whistle Don't Feel Oh, I like to hear a feller at his work; I like to hear a worker little tune Bt a feller's ain't so apt He kin change a bie mild and merry June who will hum a ak December into There's enough uv gloom an’ sorrer uv the ind that hez to Lots uv it's it away When you see ol’ jots behind a tree him see i're your record on What's the use o' feelin’ blue? Natur's happylike an’ true Help the world t more cheerful "twill do the same fur you Blue is all right in the sky, All right In a maiden’s eye, But don't git It In kill you by an be imagiaary; you kin whistle trouble skulkin' in the hearted; p Let an be an’ system. It will by Joe Cone A Premature Question, When President Eliot of Harvard was in active service as head of tl university t students manner one of his young charges was in the habit of absorbing more was good for him, and President El determined do his duty and look into the matter Meeting young m picion in the yard shortly fast the ap to him and demanded, “Young man do you drink? “Why why why," young man, “why, President Ellot, no #0 early In the morning, thank you. Boston Transcript. as noted abrupt he Ww among for and Reports had come to him that » his brusqu ’ Hguor than to the an under sus 1fter bre i one day president marched stammered tl Badly Twisted. An Irishman and hs wife asleep In bed when the wife thought she beard a downstairs, which she imagined by burglars and, awakening were noise made yer husband, she sald, “Wake up, Pat; there burgiars downstairs.” Bo Pat and tily dressed himself, but in his haste he put his on backward Quickly grabbing a lamp, he started down the stairs; but, owing to the trousers being tight, stumbled the frst step and fell down the whole flight. His wife beard the racket and went to the top of the stairs. “Are you burt?’ she asked. Pat arose and, feel wns ure A Pose has trousers he on ing himself to ascertain If he was | the way he wore his | burt, found trousers. “No, darlin’, I'm not hurt In the least entirely. 1 gave me body the divil's own twist" To Identify Umbrellas. Write your name on the cloth side of adhesive or surgeon's plaster and stick on the Inside of your umbrella. raincoat and rubbers; then you will al ways find them. hb Change In Hook Fishing Mee gives out fishi 154) Commission information Genera pens Thursday frogs and spearing Ne change haa aws that wit « n ng Tune ex which opens been made Ir affect hu iNEges Penns ” ecting azine. hinks Be ie puts other But I'm all turned around Pennsylvania R R. !SUMMER VACATIONS Have von fixed sours vet ! A) hi Summer F Railroad Book. routes eight hundred of the leadn g re of Ame rica Pennsylvania XCUrsion just issued. contains snd rates to about BOTs y Ff » it mm be obtained “of any Ticket Agent of the Penn. fon Ten be mak d, Ly svlvania Railroad Cents. or will post-paid, hy Geo, W. Bovd, (ieneral Passenger Agent, \ Philadelphia, Ps, .0on receipt } J of Twenty-five Cents. tickets with liberal return limits, by Summer exeursion which you may make a trip of a day, a week, a month, or a sojourn for the whole summer, are now on eale by Ticket Agents, who will gl.dly assist you in selecting your route and resort, | couraging | ris | near but he got a year off for good | | union | you could I won't hav sick a lukin' hoss on | n out, | A ——————————————— Enoch ern’ Huge, Hotel, at ar- (ed a fine five Mrs, | Ing car, pendent proprietor Philipsburg, PRESCNIKer of the Farm has purchas Hudson tous hereafter will not ‘be the rallroad for his He is a frequent visitor has property OVER THE COUNTY, A brand new rived at the Robert Colyer, baby boy recently home of Mr. and at Millheim is nothing at all in {of travel of this county--up to Miles over. On thd whole, all is en- | ®t Mr and Mrs William W of Freeport, 11l., who for the Weeks have staying at Hall Hotel departed on Ba Washington, DD. C Mir tive “to and de upon mode nt inter There prospects feel blue burg, where he Harpster, four (‘entre for visit John Kuhn, a lfelong township, is sald to the of his Boalsburg resident of Har be seriously 1 Charles pant the turday where they will Dike vera been at home on Margaret for se return gE an and other rela Keep In the " nt mean can be mind W ks They Peru, ht Hall LOMorrow . to Centre will an enjovable day Centre been a former years has Westinghouse Pittsburg, is trica supply house, w in which office duties will require time In traveling there Ralph C, Boozer, ! for the { boy, compn J. C. Goodhart, of Centre Hall ost a Somat ui veariing colt recently the ani having Injured itself in jumping a from which lock jaw res Millheim lodge 1. O. O. F. on T evening of last vices at the members at od valuable mnl fence nt now with a Arg le main he hose office Is In Chicago, stationed His deal of his over the country fay er- {a ue week held memorial the Kreat graves decensod Millhein and Aaronsburg to operate A horse belonging Tames Ray Zimmerman's nill Earleystown, took K 3 of Milihe ¢ Hoyer fourteen in the driving It lay recently 5 and died a ward ar-old son of Sim Royer, had his hand lTohn PP. Ko mp id daughter A f ri | He was taken to the kiyn . . Were ecent + Of ¢ of § loctor where It NAS Narrows north Mm, one Wis ake time after 4 of Bro nt State ry wit} Festival at Pleasant Gap hae eid at N pg Gr Jp ntendent ‘ a assistant " Marshall secretary funday tn J iperintend treasurer The schoo gh The Baby General, oh The infant emperor of China has been given ‘sUDreine command f “he arm) iter That is one secret of the success of this Typewriter. 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