Thursday, April 27, 1911, THE CENTRE DEMOC RAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs—Selected and Original. excited and worried, and after a while climbed upon a haystack to await the end. Some boys seeing him there and “All right,” | wanting some fun, set ' | The deacon awoke, { with flames all around led: “In hell, just as 1 it, { se Pat's Mistake.~An Irishman bought out a livery stable and sign painted representing astride a jackass. which he er the entrance of the he noticed friend at sign, and asked cood. | 11ked his picture. Pat i thought, replied pleture of that on bovs, * much GRAMMA, | WW pa don't gimme what I want, f go to ma and tease, And usually she says: ®t I say “ma'am” and “Please!’ But if my ma should tell me “No!” 11 git it vet, becuz When pa er ma won't My gramma always Sametimes when I am oful And hungry kin be, My mother sez to run along, She can't look after me; But gramma sez: “It's gist a And fixes me up neat And makes a sandwich, lolekin' And all inside cet! Pa sez that Fer growing And mother Of cooklie-sheep and toys, But when they ain't no sw That I kin find-—er Gum, My gramma she 1st} And Hus finds Ma sex now And feed him ple and cake And humor him until An \ My gramm But acts 1 } Wrong And fixes me 11 new as rded With lots t! ol 1 love my gram Fer she is good The nicest gramm That's what she I Mke her for her And then sum When pa er ma My gramma and standing him, exclaime- expected!” gimme does! had had a himself placed stable Pat him golled ns QV = One his he looking how he after a mon “That's t , but who thi shame,” vou Casey good devil vor back and nt {oO Diplomacy. ~Du performance an eets about ints fer it sum! “That's right, he gits word Hand —~Two LJ 8he Didn't Have It-—"Please, mun began the aged ! I ) ng tones, he stood on washday “Well, I ain't woman, slamming LJ NM . Wouldn't Pay It—A into the river and is swin whan an Irish: “Don't you kr $50 for swimi brew says “] his hands and In a Tangle. ~T as 3 Got the Word in— district a sentence with ti} fn ft. Johnnie t astonishment the sentence perticular al hool And Mamma Fainted.~ ’ N Forgot to Write.- got Into ght w deaf and ] he was denly remen dea! and glan« sald body write to hin . “Gentlemen Ma's Difficulty. —A ing to explain the work to one of the Reversed the Order “Now, Tommy,” she pursued, father were busy all day and sald he ago, in would have to go Id o the Mee | Oran Tv might, what wo \ olng?" | audience ube “That's what t 3 so rib ° sadd Tommy. ' her talks t the prodical rodigal’s penur SWinhe foolis? lissipation, his with the and and hi husk in the sty: ng welcome atid the the fatter calf The fiscour not od 1 hin hard Hhe ert and eating Why He Wanted It—"Hello, Isadore YOL 18 the talk 1 bear about your be fing married? Dot's right, I didt get married.” “They tell me dot your wife spent $50,000, all the m badt, on some swe 1} right, too And get a d “So I can mar: * Expected It. was stated, the Ww an end preparation preacher in h ArfnE he addressing ry ywhoy st at thought ONY wid VOCE Wor On that Who Owns the Wee Pigs? ‘Porky™ Steals Apples The freight depar nt of the Leia ! ec we ware Rallroad is of troubls ir owns six oar at Harringt Two full ped fron HOTT a i re Sussex count ened at Harrh in additior hoes, thers porn. Now, would them? two ETov the prog additional Division Mind Shifts With Her Hose wh fle » » | Leonora M girl [ mind H brides ft though years. H their wa married covered a just above the the two rem had dex ded th when she kneel In spite © bade the n until she col M Tw Babe Welcomed he inister i ¥ ! A change her stockings. But she had nol home more than five minutes she telephoned Rowan that he and the minister need not walt longer Man Pays $10 an Inch for Cuticle At the of $190 a square Inch Henry Prough, a4 wealthy farmer of LaGrange, Ind, already has spent $220 for cuticle from his fellow men to | replace that which he lost In an accls lent Ly fire a few days ago 11d f a 11 been before Midnight in the Ozarks and yet sleepless Hiram Scranton, of Clay City, lll, coughed and coughed, He was In the mountains on the ad- vice of five doctors, who sald he had consumption, but found no help In the climate, and started home. Hear ing of Dr. King’s New Discovery, he | began to use it. “I belleve it saved my life” he writes “for It made a | new man of me, so that I ean now do | good work again” For all lung diseases, coughs, colds, Ia grippe, | asthma, croup, whooping cough, hay | fever, hemorrhages, hoarseness or quinsy, its the best known remedy, Price 50c and $1.00, Trial bottle free, Guaranteed by Green's Pharmacy Co. surgeon who Is performing the opera- { tion for Prough says much more will | be needed, for which the sufferer will pay the rate he has established Nailed Mim to the Sidewalk. A man nalled to the sidewalk Is hardly in a worse predicament than one who feels too languid to move, Sexine Pills are guaranteed for any form of nerve weakness in men or women, Price, $1 a box, § boxes $5, with full guarantee. Address or call at C. M. Parish, Bellefonte, Pa, where they sell all the principal remedies and do not substitute, Bogus Doctor Again. Father's Day Coming. A subscriber from Unionville asks The third Sunday In June has been us to publish a notice warning the | set aside Uy, some people as “Fath public of a man who is traveling |ers Day” On that ocoasion It is pro through the county, representing to | posed to have special services In the be a physician and a partner of Dr. | churches and to especially revere Emerick. He Is sald to have passed | dear old dad, the same as they are through Bush Hollow on April 11th | doing on “Mother's Day”, and faked a number of people out of - sums of money. He gives his name as Dr. H. B. Hunt, and is described as about 66 years of age, nearly six feet tall, and wears a gray beard, Pianos Tuned and Repaired, J. J. Lejenl, expert plano tuner and repairer, of Erie, Pa, will arrive on or about May 1st, 1911, Orders left at P. Beczer's meat market or Brooker. hoff House will receive prompt at- tention. x19 A man's conscience Isn't apt to trou- ble him if his liver is all right his return, his father's Jove. | had l Two neighbors have spared a total | of twenty-three square inches and the | { the Mrs. Alfred who has been is Improving. Miss 1. B. Haupt and Miss Hilda L. Haupt, of Milesburg, were Lock Ha- ven visitors on Monday. Mrs. Snavely, of Spring Mllls, Hall, weeks, Durst, of Centre Il for several was {a last week's guest of her son Charles | F. the stack afire. | up | Lontz, at Mifiinburg. BE. W. Btover, of Aaronshurg, been appointed a clerk in the ers’ National bank, at Millhelm. From May 3rd to 7th the West Bus. quehanna Classis of the church will hold thelr sessions in Cen- tre Hall Harry Saturday and Hon L.eonard Centre Hall Mr, and Mrs. M. E. E toons were recent guest of ter's ther, Mi Catharine in Centre Hall Mr. and M moved th ho Blanchard to Beecgl will reside in the futu The Campble Brothers Penn Cave, |) ( r has W. Burns, of Sunday as Rhone Tyrone, the guest spent of and family a merick, Al- the lat ni Feterolf Martin, have from they proprietor the Cave f ked a g coed himself Frank Lee, Mifflin county, condemn. od to be hanged on May 11 for murder was refused commutation of Ife Imprisonment, the same as taken « application on ary 5 Nit action in the f Wells W Detwiler, Dauphir er = tor { denrth to action n his Febru wi taken HY a dwelling : by DD Marshal n the was entirely er wing pled Hale farn destiroved 5 re Wat SOATCE Hitie hope of saving the ho Marshall and his family to getting as hold goods out ing as possible rapidly, however myved The origin Has there was Mr ine, and turned many of the of house bulld their burning that of iittle fire is very the un | known With the view of visiting his late J. RFhannon Boal, whom learned was 1, Judge George B Oriady, of Huntingdon, Journeyed Centre Hall on Monday of last week, and on arriving at his destination was surprised and pained to learn that the aged man had passed away the pre- vious day. The Judge was unable to retain for the funeral as he was obliged to return to Pittsburg the same day because of the sitting of the superior court in that city Phillipsburg Journal Miss Janie Robins, daughter and Mra. Albert Robins, street, was held up last tween 7 and 8 o'clock by man near the intersection of Second and Laurel Btreets. A revolver was placed at her head, and the hand of the man held over her mouth with the request that she make no attempt to ery out under penalty of death. The girl must bave fainted away, for she knew nothing until a short time after she came to herself and found she was lying on the aslde-walk, with her would-be assallant having evidently been frightened away. She describes hm as ving worn a cap and rain coat, and of medium height, “ uncle, had Friday's BAYS of Mr of Spruce vening be. a masked Farm- | self. | en Reformed | | Line, sentenoe | The flames spread so | was | John B. Walters, son of Mr. and | Mrs, Moses Walters, left the first of | last week for Stockton, Ill, where he | expects to locate, | G. Nevin Hoy, of Hublersburg, while | visiting his sister, Mrs. G. H. Wian, | of Philadelphia, secured a position in the Signal Department of the Penn- sylvania Rallroad Company. A. C, Ebert, while employed at Peru | on a lumber job, was seriously hurt | by falling from a car. He fractured | {a I'mb and otherwise Injured him- The unfortunate man was tak- his home at Sober. Mrs, George I. Hall, received a neighbors to Mr. and of Centre cently from ter, Mra J. W. Ev South Dakota, stating that thelr daughter, her husband and chil- dren quarantined on account of 1] Xx, and that Mr and Mrs id the two children had been disease, which was Goodhart, letter re- of thelr daugh- ans, at White, two were to A Bible, land In Centre nna $1 al t« 1910 $5000 to tract of Wise, April of land Miles Twp... 35000 A. H. Gilbert ot ux te H Dec. 1. 1810, tract of Millen Twp; $1400 Michael M. Bower et Jowersox, April 1, 1811, in Haines Twp... $2500 J. K. Reifanyder et al to J man. March 1911. tract of Millhedm $1500 A. Walter et l Mich March 7. 1905 tr of 1 M. Elter- and In n wl land to of ux tract H. Hoft land Ir ne ael Lames $3.50 Recipe Free, For Weak Kidneys. Trou Swell and K Straining Es Urinary dnrney Backache, ng Relieves bles, « in the Bladder, Kidneys and Back Stops Pain their attention | urine; the forehead and the back of thehoad aches the stitehes and pains In the bhaek: the | growing muscle weakness: spots ore the | eyes; yellow skin, sluggish bowels; swollen aye | ids or sokies: leg cramps; unnatural short | breath: sleeplesaness and the despondency? I have a recip? for these troubles that you oan depend on, i you want to make s quick re. | covery you ought to write and get a copy of It. | | Man) a doctor would charge you $1.50 just for | writing this preseription, but | have it and wil) [he gind to send 14 Lo you entirely free. Just [ drop me » line like this Dr. A, E Robinson, K219 | Luck Hullding, Detroit, Mich, and I will send it hy return mall in a plain envelope. As you | will soe when you get It this recipe contains | only pure. harmioss remedies, but iL has great healing and palooonquering power | "1 will quickly show Its power onee you use it, 80 1 think you had better see what It is with. out delay. 1 will send you a copy free—you oan | use it and cure yourself at heme y PATENT YOUR IDEAS and make |. 7 5 Teen | Mo Cah Walia, B * | 999 Choon 0, Smm————— | ALYCIA YAIR | CORTES NEVER NEED REPAIRS wort They last a lifetime. They're Fireproof—Stormproof Inexpensive — Suitable for all kinds of building For further detailed information apply to Local Dealers or Cortright Metal Roof ing Co, Philadelphia, Pa. EE. WASHINGTO! SPECIAL 10-DAY EXCURSION Thursday, May 11, 191} $8.25 im Bellefonte JOE NEWS JIGHT SHOE -— POR ~~ 'S FOOT FLT TN | © N RY A Fine Line of Ho siery MINGLE’S SHOE STO RE} MICHELIN Inner Tubes or Michelin and all other Envelopes The majority of motor- ists throughout the world are satished users of Michelin Inner Tubes. 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