Thursday, April 20th, 1911, THE CENTRE DEMOC RAT, BELLEFONTE, rr — - a FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs Selected and Original. FREDDY'S MISFORTUNE. Preddy Simpson-—he a lickin in his life; Net even when he broke th’ blade © hie pa's bran’-new knife, Am’ cut the parlor carpet, gouges In th' floor Aw whittled his in-nishuls, am their big front door. Yéa see, his ma opposes any punish- ment like that Why, she jest reasoned with him when he spoiled his pa's new hat. Huh! Walter Perkins told him his pa would take a switch Ax whip him so th' places for a day or 80 would itch! Aw 1 told Freddy Mickin's that I get Be hard sometimes up for my Ar’ Oscar Jones, an’ Freckles S They said th rather th Wea boys, th' whippin Am’ your | wriggle Am’ how do it any Aw’ how vou you keep ) An’ we got Freddy it isn't fair Fear his folks reasons never S80 Freddy Simps to be real bad An’ played some tricks till his pa was vi Am’ started out to kept a-makin noise An’ sald “Why don the others does An so his pa he licks Freddy says his ma Spent all th’ mornin’ re to his pa ain't never had an’ made too, right Simpson 'bout th meals in jest to reaso SCAre, n starte Rd LJ » Couldn't ell. —Wigg matter, old man? You l your consclence Wag—I ecmscience don't know or my > » Doctor feeling my mind tite Is gone would ) \ Wise Marr please” Knew. —Sir Hard to Answer:—A tried to het tt tions In regard day he and sald goes to hea pants ont Of Course: from sausages on wagon Y struck hin so he painted or beouit, but ANSWer w Her Stockings:—I these for a rainy ds w girl to herse second thought windy day will as well” she Raarmered, and forthwith put, them on and finished dressing! r LJ * Sometimes They Land. matter wif Fast black J done thre in," repli dat ar “Yas, sal ! was almin’ at g pat do HM . Needed Rest: “I want you i “There Is not! sald the pulse doctor, Ju does that too.” replied at "Mamma are the Hig! Highwaters” t know any ask 7" "We papa game Didn't Know aaked a little waters?” “Highv sald the mother dor such family. Wh I heard Mr. Jones ask be over to gehe little Helen REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS W. Moor in Centre March Hal J. D 11, 1911, $2600 Harriet P. Korn man April 1 IM College Twi John A tare Zoubler, M in Gregg Twi Matilda mer, April College Twp Michael Decker Decker, June 15, 1% Potter Twp.: 36000 Ruth Yarnell t April 4, 1911, tract Twp... $250 Geo. Bones ot x 1 March 22, 1911, tract of wl In J $400 Wm 4G Runkle to April 4, 1911, tract of Twp... $1500 Chas, W Grossner in Marion Solomon Calpetzer, April in Benner Twp. $3 G. R Meliss ot kh § April 3, 1811, tract of land In Twp... $1500 WwW. J. Armor 1 Flizabet) ih March 4, 1911, tract of land In Spring Twp... $700 Kate Dale to 1911, tract of $1500 E 8. Bennett ot ux Inger, April 4 191], tract Union Twp; $600 J W. Mayes of ux to Reformed church of Nittany valley, April 1, 1911, tract of land In Howard; $2625 Isang Finberg ot ux to Edith Fin. berg. Jan. 20, 1911, tract of land In Philipsburg; $5660. David Chambers ot ux to Enow Ehoe Pirelirick Co, November 1910, tract of land In Snow Bhoe Twp.; 31261, William Foster ot al to Oscar K, Rishel, March 23, 1911, tract of land in State College; $300, Thomas Foster et al to Elmer C, Rishel, March 23, 1911, tract of land In State College; $375, 8. 1. Reber ot ux to J. A. Pifer, April 1911, tract of land In Howard Boro; James ¥. Hoover ot al to Margaret Osman ot al, Nov. 13, 1910, tract of to 8 Murray tract of land fame ian Dennett and In Union =n April 1) Twp 3 Poorman to J tract der ot ux H 1911 no Cleary Potter awl PP. H land Meyer, in Centre Hall, to of Alles BE land In March 31.1 | {and papa sald he'd be there in spite {of Helen Highwater,” > LJ » Good Fishing:~—A fisherman telling his friends about {a certain fishing spot. “Are there any {trout out there? asked a i | “Thousands of them,” replied the fish- | erman. “WII they bite easily?” ed another friend. “Wl they?" the fisherman, “Why, they're Iutely vicious. A man has to hide be- hind a tree to bait a hook.” LJ LJ » was the merits of His Dilemma:—"Why are sad?’ an acquaintance asked a man whose aunt had just died. never appeared to care much for the old didn't,” sald the vout! I was the means of lunatic asylum ier life ind you so “You dur dn't Know Him:— sled ix y He Married It:—"T've He Wouldn't Come train wa tion 2 land in Ferguson Twp. § Robt [| 3 Hunter wt Bickle AL : il March tate Colles Mary | aa 3 tres Ie r Philipsburg Farm April Jan 'wp ker ‘otter 38 The Youth's Companion if are too or so old forgotten how not enjoy The Youth's Com That's rather t sweeping however, for ho oh} love to the stories and of the hildren's page read to There's many \ grandfather grandmother whose « are dim who lke nothing better than to sit and listen The Companion and articles. Many a blind person and even those who in addition can neith er speak nor hear have been cheered by The Companion, ita contents hav- ing been communicated to them | through the fingertips of friends | The reading of The Youth's Compan | fon Is a pretty sure cure for all kinds of loneliness. Robinson have been a happier man if he could | have had his Companion Thursday as | well as his man Friday. Just send for | a sample copy of the April sixth num- ber and see If you don't like it Kicked by a Mad Morse. Samuel Birch, of BDeetown, Wis, had a most narrow escape from los. ing his leg, as no doctor could heal the frightful sore that developed, but at last Ducklen's Arnlea Salve oured Its the greatest healer io ung to read, you COUrne You YOu ve may panior statement dren jingles them and ata ht have ou to stories friend. | ask- ! sald | abso- | young | OVER THE COUNTY. Stricken with paralysis at his home {fn Millheim about ten days ago, Ad. I, Harter, is In a serious condition, Mrs. W. E. Park, of New Milford, has been the guest of her father, Capt, G. M. Boal, in Centre Hall, during the few weeks. One of the oldest tre Hall, J. Shannon quite 111 at { the past few weeks. A little son Dr. and Mrs State College, en name William Jennings America's greatest ture In the l.ewistown f month, | | | | past of Cen» has residents Boal, recently born Dill Gilliland, Gilllland's wos Ray Mrs. was Stuart, of Bryan, orators, Temple Opera the 20th day one will House, on of next from a hay Inst wel Grove Mill sharp stone Wing playing yy, Of Pind head on a cep Kg ! mow, where he ttle Brooks struck his taining a I" wns su Johnstown daughter Mr ming ead of Fier George 1 attends — i the | plas ered to an Uu OTe wer where other MP placing nN bulld settled being An Industrious Men Nearhoof, of Spring rs Mar valley has a Leghorn hen which beasan when months strolled Into the Ite he all her ege on a cushion depositing her first oxR November and COHN. that January 2 April § a “Bobby.” total Mount to id win in the in whe Nas lx Hhe | ter in dish pan first day of producing December 116, March record for and ins month; February remarkable 101 ia 0 at . Crusoe would | Pianos Tuned and Repaired. J. 1. Lejeal, expert plano tuner and repairer, of Brie, Pa, will arrive on or iabout May Ist 1911) Orders left at PF. Deeger's meat market or Brooker. | hot House will receive prompt at. tention x1 : ————— Everything Lovely, The earth Is well molstured, felds look very promising for good crops, cinterna are flied th water, streams smile and gurgle onward with a full on the Then been | hig home in that place for | to | mald- | pot | altogether | in| Waverly—the best petroleum products made—all made from high grade Pennsylvania Crude Oil Gasolines, illuminating oils, of | lubricating oils and parra. fine wax for all purposes. 100 Page Booklet Free ~ tells all about oil, Waverly Oil Works Co. Independent Refiners PITTSBURG, PA. Going or Coming. A train was reported forty minutes late. and after the time had elapsed a would be passenger inquired: “How late is that train?” “Oh, about an hour late.” The tour passed and the query was repeated “Well, they'll be about an bour and twenty minutes late here” Patience reigned until was justly renewed and man replied: “Well, sir, I be near two hours late. Whereupon the passenger sald: “Say, mister, will you kindly tell me which way that train is golog?'—Port- land Oregonian. the query the raliroad think that train will It Wasn't a Fire. The principal of one of the east side night schools In New York city enrolling a new pupil, who was togged out in a suit of clothes so new that it hurt him. Just before the boy came was ’ ONT IT gar!’ ard the sound street the principal Lie of fire « es in the “What asked 1 ry om name Dug re was the reply Fommy 7” the pru iW 18 be wrote name ire down t oniy a ed SOW “l say, Ww ed the priv Don't git gay we,” was somewhat astonishing suswer. “Dere wasa't no I bought dis here suit, and | paid $7.00 fer it repeat wit the fre, sew; An Anatomical Puzzle. Pat's rst attendance at a meeting When the chairman announce od as of a vote that there were 42 poex and 21 ayes Pat began to fidget In Lis stat and then got up and started for the piatform “Sh there! yelied the man “No ook this audience In see them | It Was the result down hair Pat not until | the face. | want what more begorra,’” sa d 0 IDA ns has poses than eves!" Judge LIQUID CUKES ECZEMA WHERE SALVE FAILS In regard Ww skin dascsses medical authorities are now agreed on this Don't imprison the disease germs In your skin by the use of greasy salves std thus encourage them to multiply A true cure of all ecsematous diseases ean be brought about only by wing the healing agents in the form of a liquid WABH THE GERMS OUT. A simple wash: A compound of Ol of Wintergreen, Thymol, and other lngre- dients as combined in the D. D D Prescription, penetrates to the disease germs and destroys It, then soothes and heals the skin as nothing else bas ever done A 25-cent trial bottle will start the eure. and give you instant relief For Sale b Greens’ armacy, Bellefonte, Pa. Nalled Mim to the Sidewalk. | A man nalled to the sidewalk I» {hardly In a worse predicament than lone who feels too languid to move |Bexine Pills are guaranteed for any {form of nerve weakness In men or | women, Price, #1 a box, § boxes $5, | with full guarantees. Address or oall iat C, M. Parish, Bellefonte, Pa, where | they sell all the principal remedies and do not substitute. Buildings covered over twenty years ago are as poo and have never needed repairs. Fireproof some — Inexpensive, For further detailed information Stormproct Local Dealers or Cortright Metal Roof ing Co., Philadelphia, Pa. USE THE ROAD DRAG. of Car Peculiar Case able cow ( Spruce Cr lood alun Inett, of ed with © in an end men have contr eral of whom | tion | eavor t A Fyler in M first flying Ad The Lewistown The lead Ww larger model was the mar shortly ICHELI Anti-Skids The hardened Steel Anti-Skid Studs do prevent Leather tread is tough, flexible, and nom- puncturing IN STOCK BY Geo. A. Beezer SHOE “Queen Quality ‘shoes have Prestige. What ss Prestige? Many years of continuous advertising over a million dollars spent om memorizing two words ---a huge wave of public favor ---a mighty volume of appreciation «-- absolute certainty wee guaranteed security---KNOWN WORTH. Is not this what you reguive in shoes? A.C. MINCIE, BELLEFONTE
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