Thursday, March 16th, 1911, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs— Selected and Original, A SHORT STORY. Shady tree-—babbling brook; Girl In hammock, reading book. Golden curls, tiny feet Girl in hammock looks go sweet Man rides past—big moustache Girl In hammo makes a mash. Mash is mutual--day is set: Man and maiden married get Married now, one year ago. Keeping house on Baxter Row Redhot stove--~heefsteak frying Girl got arried—cooking trying Cheeks all burning—eyes look red; Girl got married-—nearly dead. Biscuit burnt up-—beefstead charry- Girl got married-—awful sorry Man comes home-—tears moustache Mad as bhlazes-—got no hash Thinks of hammock In the Wishes maiden back again Maiden also thinks swing Wants to go back too, pe thing Hour of midnight--baby squawking Man in feet—hbravely walking. Baby vells on-—now the other Twin, he starts up like his brother Paregoric by the bottle Emptied into baby's throttle Naughty tack points in alr Waiting someone's foot to tear Man in sock feet——see him Holy Moses! Hear him Raving crazy-—gets is Blows his head off —dead an Pretty widow-—with a be In the hammock by the brook Man rides past-—big moustacl Keeps reading » » kK lane or sock there! swear! gun ol on Western Wa tana Is the fol ers are month, ly are ys.—Ir lowin taken TH taken } { «4 They Were Married.- somethin ke her that cigar? n't wor you just j A Little began life friend t renlied been ft infant. H . . . Before - Started Hih! Dr Young 1 had were Sr I first start 8he Cou time a col of her own ki entertain ! sald apology can | ter, nor 1 dn’ Of Course Not.— the list whi nd from the p« ple. The people tha nd, and out the \ for a space Why Maria Laughed. ~—Hiram j he door and holding up a - SHI: vir When Yon Ree trap again it will have a } Fifteen minutes ter “Mariar } | and lo trap.” riar” 1 bn. He Was Deaf and Dumb.— young 1 r cing x WR and desiring t axpensd thou Mea to preter He purchased farm - he Indy appears reading wi sympathe th amd dum! was his repnls year-old man in kissing that her Mamma Went —"0 n ns r Bere ttl Francis trange the basement hugglr and the hired girl ™ about dearie.” sald mamma, dropping work and starting for basement door. At the door stopped ber. “Don't go de he sal, “1 was only ain't no strange man only papa.” LJ > - Without Forethought—A young a tor had pawned a suit and redeemed it ater on his way to his home His mother, while unpacking his trunk came upon the coat with the tag on it She inquired Johr what is this tag doing our coat “Oh” he ans wered, “1 was at a dan mother, and checked my coat Soon she came up, on the pants also and with a puzzled look, she “John what sort of a quick!” sal five- There's pe the Francis wn, mamma.” foolin' you; it at all-it's on y oe tagged, Inquired dance was that ™ » » > Not for Long~At the first beard the ocean liner meal or Smythe was | i had | | | | | self | It | the A heginning bread to feel lke the waters. His told him that when he that wav he should He tackled a outlet didn't taste right He observed the walter: "Waiter, this cutlet Very 1! The looked at Ww hitenin = face, then said "Yon gir but for the length of time vou'll hit, hit won't matter, sir.” » * - Other Man Wanted a the ! J casting his upon began stuffy first, feel him but to walter Drink, One W. LP agents once met taggering from the effects and the following the took Of convict whisk versation 1 Is that vou have an place hex Irink redeem tn HHYerent man how it d felt that's drini in then ti} 1d that’ it’ com 11 Ke * LJ A Didn't Know Which.—“Now m | particular whom sald the mi wpplied for ) RO tre the pos Wl of seeing you The Why 1 i er thought these sinirs’ pregge her IL well settled Spokane prosper wit) change Too Young to Ride.~A ne'er-do an wife and Ove-yoar id son pine ngton A more the oy section of Washi # neighbor presented and two man 8 rooster With this the ncluded that he would £0 back into the stock business. and explained the circumstan« to his wife You ay CEES we will save eggs and chi get ickens have plenty market hi hens start Man Con ms as follows the and kens on | and chicl enough n From her At this point heey attentively 0 Boe hens ! set tl} raise more gt ! CRs when bk end sna we RAVE iy " re I ce wi in hands and Papa I he t 1; OVER THE COUNTY. Misa Gertr ‘ Mall is visiting 1 phia A baby 1! was | Mra John Sha of day morning lant Mr. and Mrs. C State College were friends In T on Mre A WwW (iar war taken 1 2 Philad« recently for treatment \ Spangler, of Contr fends In Philadel orn to Mr. an Howard, on of ’ WwW. Hockman the guests Sunday of iphia f the vy rone ner farm fields of thh county are mainly in a promising con dition, from reports farmers John Van Pelt, recent visitor Boome of his nile Hpangler Mra, Henry have returned College after a friends In Jun) Ives Harvey Beech Creek WHE A wt the A. 1. Emanuel Confer recently mov from Centre Hall to the Green Dec) farm in Gregg township, where will engage In farming Mrs. Mary Slocum, accompanied by her daughter, Grace, arrived Bese) Creek last week from State College and has re-occupled her home, of Barnsboro, was a Hall at the idmother, Mra. An in entre Kran Me to ers and childrer their home at Hials pleasant visit wit} Mia of Land aful bidder Paul sale Orviston, wan 1 Vednesdny on “"porkers” or nt as we gather from | Informs i better out in! od | | Meridan, the incubators In ently was put a poultry \" it blggent the in ser farmer has a on pas and left on w TiMn, Ohlo of the sfMcient on the larger family of Haturday Mr. Bar substitute Spring Mila M. D 0 the various Lutheran Aaronshurs 3 enter J: 1 (Geenny., of Orrtown In of of charge ext eall, has accepted, and his duties April 1 of Munson Biatior will be a that comm and Pa the the nded will w! church oo om ine churches recently storal upon Htewart, us that netable In man and elected there for that all freight wreck, the track, occured early Fri ne of Inst week the RN near Martha, The car the track In a rt movement of the pans interfered th he andidate ity Fie deserve to They can't 4 oMoe due to "Ww or good nominated in mping mor raliroad ced on the rains was not of Monday of at Mis, where he w» supervision of Nelson RH erly of ellefonte in the business, Mr. Robb has my A ONr ’ EV on ah w Hall 14 weak for 1 hw jer hh, form telephone charge of lyde Hmith, parted Centre mn LL] friends | to | isn't | his | the home telephone companies in that | state, In recognition of her sealous and { : i Second only to sun light, The clearest, steadiest and best artis ficial light known, Get Family Favorite Oil at your dealer's—out of the original barrel direct from our refineries, Family Favorite will not smoke, soot or flicker; will not char wick or “frost” chimney, Costs no more than inferior tank-wagon oils, WAVERLY OIL WORKS CO. PITTSBURG, PA. Also makers of Waverly Special Auto Oll and Waverly Gasolines CHING ETAL 5 4) REPAIRS independent Refiners, “er wou NEVER They last a lifetime. They're Fireproof Stormproof Inexpensive Suitable for all kinds of buildings. For further detailed information apply to the | Un- wife untiring work as Women's president of Christian Temperance lon of Hall, Mrs. Snyder, of Rey Ss . Snyder of the 8 REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Centre Fravel 1905 Christina lept, 21, ville; $20 to J of land R, in Runner, tract Bagle- Local Dealers or Cortright Metal Roofing Co., Philadelphia, Pa United E of that place Was rec | resented with a hand Geo, R. Ohl School Board At a quarts conference of the |1and In Walker Penns Valley ch K f the Metho- | Temple C dist ¢l Walter, Mill 1, Jan. 30, 1911, heim Spring Mills and | erty Twp.; $1 Centre Hall, were John Fu the lay confer Emerick, Jan Bloomsburg, o r to Walker 1011 $200. to Elmer tract of Twp. tract of of OMe pe Peters et land In Lib- 0060 WHICH sold by a Merchant in BELLEFC SUCCEED. Write for the Bent Catalog Printed H we in y ope to sell land h I : n tter : 3 lvertisement malled to ill be taken as worth ilar ($1) Or Over. a with Beed first orde » worth One Dollar (31) em—— ($5) order. Bay if Market or P BRISTOI To every Ono Dollar (81) tn . “y troduce thetn wit n . . { ' them, ith I ennsylvania, § Kurtz, Phil- tion of One closed Fuss, 8 On Gregg Mfg. of land The Rural Letter Carrier will accept your registered letters containing money or checks, and give you the receipt of the Government for the thus insuring safe delivery. Mall your strong and popular bank, which will for. bank book recording the entries by return mall, and pay you FOUR PER CENT PER ANNUM on your Officers of this bank are among the most care. jentious and expericnced bankers in the United and your money is absolutely safe in their Write for booklet. Pittsburgh Bank for Savings or} Pa. Bik Aine, de- I osits to this ward money ful, cons States, 1 ha? . Smithfield Street and Fourth Avenue, Plittsbur CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $1,000,000.00., IT IS HABIT people w i» MBrvested That Counts. “1 have been a suf- ferer from rheumatism for about two years, and have used many lini ments and patent medi- cines which gave me no relief. A lady friend of ‘he First National Bank, Bellefonte; Pa. mine told me she had used your Liniment and found relief at once | got two bottles and they cured me. 1 think it is the best Liniment a person can have in the ». 1 shall always keep a bottle in my house as long as | Ol RR .S( HOOI SHOE S can get it."—Mns. E. R. 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