Thursday, March, 2nd, 1911, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs Selected and Original, A Printer's Love Letter Up to Date. A printer man was once assailed By Cupid, and hig heart impaled With love's keen dart This printer ran a Linoty One day he thought the To show his heart Ha said “1 I'd better Declare myself in black and I'll send a letter But I'm so busy I can't To put it down wit} On n machine “Dear wud"—thi ran “T'd like to Become I love you Pn! ntl Dathnghn “Excuse mista I love vou This 1 I love » Thans pe; time was rip« HLUeRs write, white think pen and 18k HKe The As any This A case Decip he Makes ple f One. plano? They have you Agent] which I am sure one Agent—W Housewlife—Sher Had am sell He Accuses Noah. de fuss man da wisuns into you' ual took Ham on nt Modest Grace take Amd face our gre Question in a attenti ma,” sa FY set child! you know teeth on that thie its ig street _» Pay Up.—'"We read the other aay.’ says a Missouri a r low was 101 by the 1 Now shou! fore thers the ball a might “where Got Her Words Mm xed tle gi never “olater our « cited “Oh. systen cleaning if vou w Mr Why It Was dressed In | ed the January A stout her ar regards snapped your si then, Cold She Her Her And 4 Too Quic and “Wi Er 1 didr Meard Them Buzzing year was being tucked in bed hy er, when she was told not for God angels while he lopt night, and her to be watched Mamma kis returned to few d dow moth- afrald, over her ed het her read minutes a small irs “Oh mam ingels of them one God's LT I, and has pipe 4 the ! one me," little He Would Take wi itting In a and Irishman king when Didn't Need >» Eye Openers. Some years ther tate, a boy § puppies in a basket and he was trying to re reuade 8 man to purchase one of Ww 1s: t » yaMaT ; iP MIKE : bu A "What smail nre ir Wi Guide Harris Competent Mr Yas TAFT FREES SOCIALIST EDITOR Says Sentence Was Unwise, in Feed ing Agitator’s Perverted Vanity wit stinging rid ) Preside Taft recent] " the # tence of Fred DD. Warren : editor of the was recentl fmprisonment $100, to be co only Warren postal the covering large red letter statutes al ’ p ¥ : in was printed In Howing “One thousas I be pald to any ex-Governor Taylor to Kentucky auth President Taft, Ir says that while the clear, the sentence "Were this a pre ution for inal libel In a State Court” the dent “the sentence might haps be Justified because of the structive and reckless purpose of defendagpt In his publication, But en in » ta case 1 would question wisdom «f making the defendant «¢ spicuous and feeding his vanity by treating him seriously when his vioe lence, his exaggeration. his wild ac. cusations and his mock herolos ought to be treated with ridicula. Doubtless his writings are read with pleasure by A umber whose views are as wild and pérgerted as his; but for all persons of erage common sense a reading | of articles is the best antidote for | son he seeks to Instill” nares reward will kidnaps returns him reson who and tien.’ deciding the case violation of law HOP INE PXCoRsive in PE crim Pres per de the av. RYN, the | One | Something for Nothing ’ that TTR likely who starts and dollars a that cent "ne and son returns | in much But get big returns ing for that Is Insurance com No concern No Insur Way to tay Insurance prem ri RO ing fellow old or thirty with certainty it 100 per will get mu policies po, enormous y before paying none may expect to from Insurance by ly not the purpose of an pany, nor is It possible can pay more than it gets ance company knows any a thousand dollars In ums and make two thousand of It in short order. Any Insurance concern that makes such radiant promises may be set down as a fraud, for If it could be done we would all be getting rich by pursuing the same tactics years pays A Colored Legislator, For the first in the history the state, a colored man sits as a mem. ber of the legislature, He In Dass and balls from Philadelphia is sald to be an able man, and a fluent speaker. Bome wags In the have already consigned him to | inny tribe and dubbed him Black | Bass, 8 Joke he enjoys as much as do time | the perpetrators, House | the | was a of | named | He | : ] i : i OVER THE COUNTY. Willlam Hellman, of State College, Juniata visitor on Saturday. Mrs. A. Emerick and son, Ralph, have returned to State College after spending several months at Harris. { burg. call of and ONE ey has ace d the burg Lutheran charge, lon the par Rev, Gee the Aaron will take by April Mrs. M. 8S eriously ill in” Mill opt pPOBSeS Of owTnoRin at ported to has been her he Ted Feith heim, 1s re took his Rentsch ith the n CHROOT govclogist of the Pennay iv ment of agTH uiture, town hall Prof mi ania depart will deliver a lec. - free an WA Ow on his after being | | which he was greatly In need, and sov- | | eral dollars of money after his ticket {to Northumberland had been paid for i REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS, Ethel G, lLeitzel Real Estate & tract of Inand I Milley 1911, et bar Imp. Co, Jan Htate College 500 to W. DD, Crosshy land In Rush T vatone 1911, to Ki in ot tract ux of wp. Lewi Hu Jan 1011, Ire 2500 M. Btover Feb 114, ird Twp. et ux to W, E. Hoffman tract of land in Phil et ux to David 1811, tract 21200 admr tract Nearly Fatal 1d swa wed thirteen of the lets, which contained that acted upon the ele war cured when Mr. Woodward entered his wife's room shortly after 12 o'clock he found her unconscious A phyriciar We tal a powerful drug heart The head . eWertived that hero ww M EASILY DECIDED This Question Should Be Answered Easily by Bel lefonte Pacpls Wiser 1 ne (Staten ’ PERMANEN For nis sale by Foster York, sol Hintos Remember take no other all dealers Pr Milburn Co Buffalo New agents for the United the name--Doan's—and TURN OVER —— your work to us and worry no more about it, It will be done Just as we agree, done right, and our charges will be fair and Just We know how to do plumbing, slenm Atting, gas fAtting and general household “tinkering.” We are skillful = eareful, We take the responsibility for doing the work right, A. E. 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Why not any} wv 1 , £ A GAY ia One oung man, n The First National Bank, Bellefonte, Pa. — A | OURSCHOOLSHOES The Shoes that make so many trips to School must have sturdy qualities, and they must be comfortable and good looking Shoes, as well. Our Boys’ School Shoes-- proofed Our Girls’ School Shoes-- annsual val S ATC RIB, Perfee ie ton, Lace or foot better them cveral el Shoemal I'he omitted ool sty detail ere, formed that We're up in the School Shoes business, but not up In prices. Test our School Shoes. A. C. Mingle, Allegheny St. Bellefonte, Pa. Fire, Life Accident and Tornado TEMPLE COURT HARRY FENLON, INSURANCE Sucomssor 10 Frederick K. Poster and William Burnside Nonds of every description BELLEFONTE, PA, Tis Bhp V represents the 4 0 ay nN i» fs nYUranee compan ew et the world We are pe pared 0 write large Dos ™ ay tne Also Surety Bonds Successors Lo Grant (a Fire, Life and Accident Insurance CRIDER'S STONE BUILDING, « BELLEFONTE
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