Thursday, Fabwuary 28rd 1911. THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, YT — - - = — - re—— FACT, FON AND FANCY. | Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs Selected and Original, | fllustrious Unbalanced. I ence knew a man who was big In the Read Not round in ered instead! His clothes hung Hke a sack! Mmagine a man tack! And when he fer all night ©h my! but this anced sight! And then, in the would meet And lift this poor duffer up straight on his feet His keys on one side the other, the middle, but tap- well, just upon him who 1s built like a lay down, he lay down man was an unbal- morning, two huskies and his watch on Needed Rave joined ti "Yess, dad” akead and tng up for me No Chance yeoungman, | st dollars a ewn busine But they have « shops now Cook Did Well Host make an « 01 Dear me, herself How did mum, Seeth { Repartes of a Night. per!” he 1 gruMm self,” she reg 1 al. *Y a cook.” t I 1 noise, rebber wp yi A “You didn't m » » Good Grammar. mm lLoulsvi well son that the ried. He him heerd "Well, ain't’ sald the a? An old col Smart John ¥ sald fo was sehool teacher's I hope “I am was window Bouse.” 1 took her As the : drew, A wooing, bashf I kissed her on her lips divine, And asked her softly to be mine When the durned old boat over. 11 lover Educator Iady Too Much the hous Wing she old gir) the « of 1} Meter suriow of it back tinge darn rn Must Save Prir Rock fant able ner ' Mam | stalr n be The answer eam ’ sale } : from the sad faced mot Why, wi what's ww! t sick wu he? fAn anxi Une ‘It grieves me to say, Robert that our sor your son-—has beer beard swearing on thes street ! heard Swearing! Beoott i teach and he started spsatairs in Halfway up he stumbled and came down with his shin on the top When the at mosphere cleared a Httle, Willie's mother was saying sweetly, from the hallway "That will do, dear You have given him enough for one lesson.” » » . Made the Whole Bunch.The Hun day school teacher, being aware that the rector Intended visiting the church @uring the Babbath school session, drilled her little class on such Import. ant questions as “Who made them,” ste, until she felt sure that should the clergyman deign to quiz her charges they would do themselves and her eredit. Hardly had she so concluded, when the church door opened and In strode the rector, who passed along the puszing pews until he reached this very cluster of pupils which he at ence proceeded to take In hand. “Now, my boy,” asked he, picking oul a Joungatar in the end of the pew, ho made you? “God made ma” plurted the youth, glancing appealing +ly at his more familiar teacher. Then suddenly encouraged by her eyes, he boldly faced the minister and added SHAEDASAdIP: “and he made the whole him." him to swear the fark step turned | ! The ever he undoubtedly thought for a moment SOME OBSERVATIONS, | Carrie Nation has nervous prostration, argument against It ig said that a Bellefonte man, who | is near-sighted ate up a whisk broom the other morning, thinking It was breakfost food, succumber to | which Is another the strenuous life, added to suffrage the suffraugette wants to raise hell A California legislator has y ammunition of anti lowing definition “A woman who it children.” Callahan 0,000 sh the coat, remar) 4 that what's Lhe buying a sult of clothes that y« twelve yoanrs, % "Well y mee, If uae oO CI was een « inging nd rmed stant ater pocket had Whe CArrying He eould not lined that t been blown from tt} bottles he on the inside of his cont Overcome his sembar rasement and “did not blame the lady for not wanting any of his medicine,’ and made a very ingraceful retreat indy says she does not think she saw a more frightened man, as and we then re that he had been shot ] Mary had a little oalf An soft and white an snow Because I'm Mary's better half I guess | ought to know, rare or Ono Orey ov Tous, Lecas Couwry : -m Prank J. Onanetr makes oath that Be sake jpartane of the firm of FF. J Cussny & Ou, duing eal I the (Hy of Teimdo, County and Stale Ad that sak, frm wi pay the um ONE nu NDRED DOLLANRR for eseh and every ee of Cavaran hat earnot be cured by the ue of Bali's Cartanan Cune FRANK J. CHENEY, fworn Lo before me and subscribe) In my presses ie Mh day of December, A, 0. 18, A.W. GLEASON Novant Posse tallment OVER THE COUNTY. Business men of a organized a The Pe nnsylvanin _ Forentry ABBo- elation will hold {ts annual conven- tion at State College. May 24 to 26, To commemorate the birth of the Lincoln, a flag was recent- ly raised in the public square at Boals- burg. John 1 treasurer of College, vice Times, John W. Centre Hall, time, Philipsburg haye | gymnasium class, It | promises to be a great success, — Conrad Slifer recently bought farm of Carl Motz, In lower township, consisting of 12 $1800, David Mingle, had heen at Dr Thompson has been elected | Buffalo, N. Y., the Pennsylvania State | Is doing as John Hamilton, resigned. | the Halnes nores, for of Woodward, who Plerces hospital at returned last week and well as can be expected Phillpshurg is to have a testant Eplscopal church, at a of $20,000, It will be of a native and work will begin soon as pos Christian Pro cont stone itil Yerger, a well known | Blalr county farmer, was buried the other day In his wedding sult, which had served him for all state sion for the last 65 years, and looked al not as good ag new, The largest and henneries state are the new Conley, who lives has been seriously suffering with a east of ill for SOME dropsical the Cen- fation The annual convention of tre County Sunday will be held at School asso Anronshurg nerry Capt toast master parked the rembiled ficers and | Capt Fry sp fthe council 1 its existence Hew. 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What is worth doing is w well. The officers freely advise customers at all tir ancial matters. We have a separate room for wome shall be glad to have our friends from the country us safe deposit boxes may still be had without cast. The First National Bank, Bellefonte, Pa Centre Hall Poultry Yards CHAS. D. BARTHOLOMEW, Proprietor Barred Plymoth Rochs, White Wyandottes, Single Comb White Leghorns. Hatching Eggs and Chicks in Large or Small Exclusive Agency for Centre Zounty for Rodert Es Company. We offer at your depot prepaid Standard Inc Standard Inc Standard Incut Standard Inc 60 egg Middle price 120 egg Middle price 200 egg Middle price 300 egg Middle pfice ESSEX~-MODEL INC VBATOR OF QUALITY Brooders from $11.50 For anything in the P ness write or call me © VISITORS ALWAYS WELCOME OUR SCHOOL SHOES The Shoes that make so many trips to School must have sturdy qualities and they must be comfortable and good looking Shoes, as well Our Boys’ School Shoes-- I'y Way. uppers soles Our Girls’ School Shoes-- are also, unusual ere Perfee et ton. Lace p Incher foot better them, We're up In the School Shoes busines not up in prices. wna watcr Several choice J 00) Shoemaking., Bat The Shoes are omitted that could 2 VYRINeS, 3 \] : ) Myo formed no etm s, tut Test our School £hcees. A. C. Mingle, Allegheny St. Bellefonte, Pa. ohn F Gr CA I F. Gray & Son'Ei: OE — RA Fire , Lie and Accident Insurance Also § Bond CRIDER'S STONE BUILDING, - BELLEFONTE
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