Fhuradayy Javwiry 120 1911, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, nm tin — ER — FACT, Fon AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs Selected and Original, A girl may be shy of a mouse and | yet not be shy a rat The loston woman base-ball 262 feet must worm on It The saying that there is room at the top is fully realized hy a bald headed fellow Female help is always the cheapest Wdmen will never get men's pay--un- til they mar them An Ohio man was killed while re turning an umbrella, and yet we are told it pays to he honest The average amount of illness in a human life is nine days a year. This does not include the grouch trust, Love is not entirely blind If vou think it is just try flirting with an other girl when your wife is around Talk about the high living, it Is elaimed a Washingtor man whole ham every day This Is a cas¢ of hog eat hog A Baltimore physician he ered a new disease, but as | name a yard long only wealthy can afford to hav who have been a eats a A woman is not ne buting to the support when she presents hin of suspenders A Kansas to be seventy-fiv v clares that he never never chewed tobace never gambled, nev entered a theatre mile on a boat, or o day, never spoke low man, nor lift an, Cur oj} | he is the ch Feathers and Bills, Doesn't it make ed the men I f clety, “to se 1 bats the feathers birds?" “It isn’ sad.” the bills.’ The Baby, Of Course. ), “Ba J and is tryh “Save |t father. “1 Cours: M later in that horr The Other Sle leeve Liab! e Mary had | ; watching the orchar questi Some with tlemar \ his sleeve keep A Matter of License. “1 an or rry, sir, ald the in- DE 4 as id ttf ge sh 14 ne ther drun} that The Humorous Side world wi family and ways But fe bar & spit trouble pelled Busted Hi s Gall. In thie pint] brother mouth resting necktie train the 1 on tint on the Present ATOS him ay abel! know I knows whut's de mah gall's busted!™ LL » » No Clock -Watcher. How many workmen measure up to the standard of the young bookkeeper in this story In the passenger de partment of a great raliroad It was Just a little before lunch. Home of the clerks were putting on their some leaving for the washroom, consulting the clock: some busy. Buddenly the “boss” entered He glanced about him, and then ap- proached the young bookkeeper “What time Is It? he asked The young nan kept on figuring, coats, BROMO were still and repeated the question Instantly the other looked up, sur. prised to see the chief at his elbow, Ingto me 7" he asked. “Merely inquired the was all” sald the other, The bookkeeper glanced about the | room, located the office clock, and sald “It's ten minute to twelve” “Thank you” sald the general man gr and vice-president, and strolled out, That conversation cost the young bookkeeper Ris place-in the passen. department—and put him under a igher ofMcer, “on the fring line” Nine years later he was astistant gen. aral SinUAger. and while pr in the rties became a general manager, full-fledged. threw a | Atlantic city for the | returned to his | room time-that | OVER THE COUNTY. H. €. Hartline, the baker, his bakery from Coburn to Millheim, David 8. Smith, who has been in past six weeks home in Blanchard Wednesday. Spmuel Alter, who occupies the Co- burn farm in Gregg township, will move on April 1st onto the Jared Kreamer farm, east of Rebersburg, OW Weaver and family, of Reb cerehurg, left Monday of last week for Stowell, Texas, to join the colony that recently left that section of the ty to locate ther Migs Margaret F dent In the State Nermal school 1 West Chester, spent the holiday vaea tion with her mother, Mi ; Blanchard D. Brisbin & Compan the Dueck farm, lon owned hy Adam irm, purchased D. Elmer Rip) Mrs. Willian y have beer Captain and hard left last week f (Hlossner, a stu saner, In ir Plane meter: ) v a it t } aw developed feath Kevent two lollare ha pald for the colt The State College Times says: Ser ennders made the old town ring last Tuesaday night. It so haappened that several bridal 1 returned home thut day and thelr friends took ad vantage of the situation and made it quite lively for them. Those serenad- od were Mr. and Mra. Charles Musser Prof. and Mrs. William Dye, Mr. and Mrs. BE I. Waterman and Mr. and Mrs. Boyd Tresaleg rt lon Quite a number of deals In real on tate have taken place In and around Centre Hall In the past few weeks, {among which might be mentioned the following: Mrs. Catharine Dale has and the boss put a hand on his desk | "01d her house and lot to P. JI. Mey- | (or; former druggist J. D Murray's dwelling houss and Bible farm, Bible to Dr, Geo. P. Bible turer; the Floray property. at the foot of Nittany mountain sold by Mra Rebecon Floray to Miss Sara Mes Clenahan, and next spring will be oc- cupled by her brother, Charles Mo. Clenahan: the Alexander farin, the property of the estate of Mra. Ellen. beth Alexander, of Milroy, located about two miles above Centre Hall, was sold to A. P. Leaster, of MiMin county, the price pald being $500, An exploded lamp In the home of W. F. Colyer, at Milthelm, on the morning of December 24th, almost caused a conflagration, and will move | furniture store | sold to Bamuel W. Moore, of | “ : I's ’ I beg your pardon, werd you speak- Wr br Mina aans | the lec | | only for the heroic efforts of Mr, Col- | | yer, a different story {be told, That morning Mr. Colyer, | who Is the drayman from Millheim to | Coburn, arose early and lit the hang- | ing lamp In the kitchen, seeing that | it was only 4 o'clock and most too | early to remain up, he went back to | bes d again, and had partly fallen a | sleep, when he heard something crack In the kitchen. Hu hurriedly arose and ran to the room and saw that the lamp chimney had broken. He was in the act of grasping the lamp when it exploded and dropped to the floor, geattering burning oll all over the room Mr. Colyer grasped a heavy | elonk that hung at the wall and threw it over the burning lamp, but the oll saturated the cloak and it soon be gan to burn. He then selzed the lamp and cloak and threw them out on the street The fire in the room was then goon imder control walls and ceiling of the room istered by the heat REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. to James Hey WINGATE PLEASANT GAP vor evening at WEAK, WEARY WOMEN, Learn the Cause of Daily Woes and End Them, When the back aches and throbs When housework Is torture When night brings no rest nor sleen When urinary disorders set In Women's lot Is a weary one. There is a way to escape these woes Doan's Kidney Pills cure such ills Have cured women here In Belle | fonte This Is one testimony Mra. John Andress, 245 8. Spring Bt, Bellefonte, Pa, says: “1 willing- ly confirm the public statement I gave in praise of Dean's Kidney Pills two years ago, after they had benefited Ime so greatly, Ady at Green's Pharmacy Co, when miffering from backache and severe pains in my loins and Its use brought prompt and permanent relief. An- other member of my family also took Doan's Kidney Plils and was cured of kidney trouble” For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents, Foster-Milburn Co, Buffa New York, sole agents for the Unit Btaten, Remember the name-—Doan's--and take no other, Bellefonte might have to | woman's | I procured this reme. | RAM CARPE WONDERFUL C OF PSOE ———p ny years vd by some | | wy, come ing on my scalp nd In spite of all 1 do, with the help of ¢ most skilful | until » y entire For the to do any I the time Iy a dust 1 Or my the enve~ latter Dart ing open special price on tailored suits to ord:r ial price for Women's Suits BOGGS & BUHL NORTH SIDE. PITTSBURGH, PA, SHOES ate the only kind of shoes for gou—if you want the smartest styles, the finest fit and the long- est service. Ours is the only store in town where you can secure thu world. famous foot. Come in and see A.C. Mingle, BELLEFONTE, PA. 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We pay 8 per cent on Savings, and accounts may be opened with §1.00 or more, BELLEFONTE TRUST CO. “THE BANK THAT DOES THINGS FOR YOU.
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