Thursday, December 15th, 1010. THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. Page 3. - & Bright, Sparkling Paragraphs FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Selected and Original, BREVITIES. The quicker the widow A man who will rol Yoter dom pay 1 An optimist Is n who uestions has} Never nurse a groud low off be done with it It takes more tha: fa man out of a hoy A broken lends) a fissure In the heart A poor man has ¢ world—to stay Few mere t i Some men the hine It is better public than t« vate, Three b the tal barley Wyando comiort in the pin-feaths the lunch, the will sel nul never and sun wrlesy le 14 Exchange of Gifts. “My wife is gol ing room rug for think No Matter of Course, Graduate—Whicl pression to use¢ is ?™ Chorus of course sraduate are my hat on st of schools Of co What Struck Him. “Did anythi strike you as nary?” asked the tiff In a case of “Yes, your honor “What t “His fist," ng a ndant being out of | ordl judge of the plain \ttery It and ba was 1 reply answered Wouldn't Say On, A certain went to was told if it woul being “It went sl oft." stave On the Wrong An old plant before the boat fis} end came t feeb) told 1 Side A Pteange fins bables 4d double A with only abode Creature Ai | Robbie « in ast quick! both enas He Slowly Awakened her husba An Evasive Reply. LIne an : cont all Ing them vant swer of his ©» Was a Left Over there | Not the Place and came then In diapt over the an esmphat } i as If in pro ‘ " swyer's Ig NOraAnce No, i i ie ¥ 3 be fo' dat nigga! tween de house and de hog pen oloe He Went Too Far. The editor of a was In the habit subscribers dally with a short pertinent comments town, thelr habits and The editor, as he saw It growing In wider and wider latitude In his re. marks, until the town passed much of its time conjecturing “what he'd dag’'t to say next” On a hot day little Western of cheering paper up his column of on thelr themselves when a simoon whistled gayly up the | depositing every- | streets of the town. where its burden of sand, the editor “All the windows along Main street need washing badly.” The next morning he was waited on by a platoon of indignant citizens who confronted him with the ragraph In question fresh from the hands of the compositor and Informed him fiercely | that he had gone too far. After a hasty and horrified glance he admitted that he had. It now read: “All the widows along Main street need washing badly, quicker A fat fe« A setting roasting pan makes a clean client hen is In no fear of the ute is an indication of a argument Is better e of it women marry for love marry for allmony hasn't while time frequented to m He Knew She Wanted One. Fie ‘ 1 “ me He Will Benefit, An Irishman Liquor is Barred railroads and other large vw determined to erad nis ! ng ert Order Sermons Destro yed 4 8S ECZEMA heals the skin Hora use It enn pair the ravages of « Becauge-—<The records of ten years of complete cures of thousands of the most serious cases show that DD DD, Is today recognized as the absolute ly reliable Eczema Cure Drop Into our store today, talk over your case with us Green's Pharmacy Just to Co. Bellefonte, $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased 10 oars that there 0 at least one dreaded dieses (hat slots Bas beats abies 0 cure In All Me stases. and that Cantar, Hall's Cala Cure is the only positive “ure DOW known to the medical fraternity Catareh being a constitutional disease, requires 8 oR tee tional treatment ternally, acting directly upon the hlood and mucous surfaces of the system, therohy destroying he | undintton of the disass, and giving the patient | strength by billing ap the constitution and aie | nt ature In doing is work, The proprietors have | #0 much faith In ie curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any ease that 1 falls to eure, Send for lst of testimonies Address ¥. J CHENEY a (0. Toledo, O. Bold by all Droseiets, Take ‘0 Family Pa tor constipation. i Hall's Catanh Cure I taken i» | = v OVER THE COUNTY. Farmer Isanc Harpster will quit the farm in the spring and move to Pine Grove Milly for a good@rest Miss Prescilla J. Slabig, of Centre Hall has gone to State College, where ghe will remain until next spring Last Friday the Wm. Garner farm at Pine Hall wa sold at publi fle and knocked down to I, W. Garner for 23.500 Edward minus thirt tolen from Hen the coul he gotten to extinguish the flames For n there was derable the Oovercomm i At a | Queen Rebekah la 0. F. Inst week at lowing officers were installed by Dis trict Deputy President Mra. Mollie Hoy, of Nellefonte Noble Grand { Mrs. Anna B. Guisewite; Vice Grand Mrs, Cora B. MeClelland; Secretary HH. D Krape: Treasurer—Mra. Julia |B. Malge; Right BSupporter Noble 1OrandC, W., Hartman; Left Bup- | porter Noble Grand--~Miss Ida Shaw ver: Warden-—Miss Lizzie Stoner; Conduttor— Mra Mary RNelfanyder; Right Altar SBupporter--Mra. Hannah Musser; Left Alter Bupporter-Mra Lizzie Harshbearger, | Rheule Boob: Outside Guardian-—Mre Anna Btevenson; Inside Guardian Miss Bara CC. CGuisewite; Right Bup- porter Vice Grand-Miss Mabel Crouse; Left Supporter Vice Grand Miss Bianche Confer . cons ox tement dangerous elements werd meeting of Valley due No 238% 1 ©O Milihelm, the fol regular Chaplain Mrs, | : : Snow REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. . Myrtle IL. of land In Harry E Harpe r Harper, Oct. 25, Rush; $1 J. 1. Bomerville ver, March 29%, 1810, tract Shoe Twp.; $260 Harry E. H per, Oot, bh Phillpsburg: $1 Jeremiah EE, Walker et Hazel, Apr I 1610, Rebors £1600 Hen) Ex. to 1910, tract Jon, Baw- of land In Exr. to to H. BE 1910, tract of arper Kxr Har land in ux to A tract of land In burg Kerstetter et ux to John Bow i | f land In tract « y Johr » of Hunting. represer Ll walted n ner o] Ww M and asked his ald represented ! about in all parts of the ANSWERS EVERY CALL. Bellefonte People Have Found That This is True. strain, a sud ause mm back some irreguls ler ay hurt the he often f« arity of the wrench, kidneys low irine h attacks very call Is of “FACE AND HEAD AN AWFUL SIGHT Broke Out when 2 Weeks 5 He Could Not Pr— — NULIw I ep\Y ddI AW stent Pleasurg the giving of F. P. Blair, Jeweler. Aver’s Hair Vigor Ingredients : Anything injurious here? Anything of merit here? Will it stop falling hair? Will it destroy dandruff? Sulphur. Capsicum, Glycerin Sage, Sodium Chlorid, Water, Verfume. Quimin Alcohol, Ask Ask A sk Ask doctor doctor. doctor. doctor. Does not Color the | ANY, Low your your your your A. E. SCHAD, ALLEGHENY ST, BELLEFONTE, PA ESTIMATES FURNISHED IN ANY LINE OF OUR WORK Are Children Worth Bringing Up? Can It Be Done Without Rubbers? YEAGER’S SHOE STORE, BELLEFONTE, PA FIRST NATIONAL BANK, BELLEFONTE, PENNA FIRST NATIONAL BANK, Capital $100,000 Surplus & Profits 0,000 WHEN THE CROPS ARE SOLD pnd for Mr M: ney ol A Chex and Farmer, in sure we can be of serviee to you ings Account or a Certificate of Deposit will insure the absolute safety of any money you receive and notes may be left with us for collection or discount We pay 8 per cent on Savings, and accounts may be opened with £1.00 or more. BELLEFONTE TRUST CO. “THE BANK THAT DOES THINGS FOR YOU®
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