THE CENTRE By H.L. Rann Copyright, 1910 by American Press Association THIRD ARTICLE. F every farmer has a hard uld use glovesAr hen draining the animal he would find it a the holdup | Wit by nature aud bave a deep aversion to loosening up When a tight fisted helfer feels the warm clasp of a pair of spike studded mitts, however, will be ready to give to the heathen, necessary who milking cow wi hnsking sure cure for Some cows are tight she if The self opening farm gate Is a de lusion and a snare. We used to have one, and it was a bigger four flush than an elder who led a double life and a camp meeting at one and the same time This gate was guaranteed to open the sound of its u ter's volce In teeth of a wind at ns the head and warranted broke ai of wi limb As ter of fa gate alw to be opel a set BOTe ws |OASOT It was Fest nu all the from Methodist test his p raises the A farm paper query, “C interest armer raise mules retain | urch depends on what church he belongs to It is easy if he is an Episcopalian, but if he is a hard shell Baptist it is a lit tle doubtfu We had a neighbor tickled the of a mule It who his collar button in reward, and when he eame to the next day he rose to ble feet, repeated the third chapter of Nebuchadnezzar backward, then swore a streak which blistered the lining out | of a new steel range. The man who can rear a family of mules from help A METHODIST NEIGHBOR WHO THE CURRICULUM OF A MULE less infancy to maturity without a dis play of rough necked profunity Is too good for auy church We ar tell the “How can you best There is only one way and tha 4 by the tall feathers it the molting period A year hen wears primrose tall feathers, a six yearold favors the polka dot of fect, and thu fow! bowed down with and wk edd ling nage grief wears hers | docked and done up in a hair net The farmer who can't tell the ex net age of a pul let by face to face Inspection of her tall feath ore onght to leave the farm and stud) law ovanT TO LAW sTUDY A nearby render who has a fine hard of male and female bees asks us, “How ean you catch the queen bee so an to ellp her wing? We generally use » stoop shovel with a pucker string, which should be slipped over the shoul ders of the bee and tied In a bowknot, after which the wings ean bd elipped ith a pair of tinper's shears. + The | queen membership? It | Methodist | curriculum | a moment of playfulness | and had both of his eyeteeth riveted to | | monia , search | good, | Oystermere mattress and hang out to | pumpkin seed tea as a vermifuge TIOKLED | the color of | bee carries a and trating sting in her hip pocket, so con siderable must be fondling her noisy pene care exercised in Horace Greeley used to say hat yon from a cow her lot or The same milk with can never get which inclined Is true is dissatisfied to nurse a grouch today. The who tears around the barn demented planting a kick here and there and talking lond ly through the basement of his Adam's apple won't stand jack high on creamery pay day A kiss on the cold, m« nose of a heifer is a better divi dend producer than wharf rat profanity. A cow whose slats are liable to Ix re plated any 1 will back her reach of ti have « breadbas) might as a farrow n man like a wea sel, 1st MOIST HEIFER KOSS nute by an irate milker milk away up of After you the il out LA | heese 88 the are Aacr CHASE THE BIRD AROUND THE BACK YARD { This is a simple and easy process and will save many a pallet from pneu Chase the bird around the back yard until the perspiration ooze from her pores. then lay her back and chink the pores with port land cement, which will bold the pin feathers In place on be If your gasoline engine bucks, it will do no good to hammer it over the fore top with an ax. First see If the cross bar which connects the cuspidor the spark plug has not been short cir cuited, then examine the bowels of the water jacket with a dark lantern I of microbes If this run your gasoline through with does al dry A good many of the fashionable ho- tels of the country are introducing The pian is a good one. The pumpkin bas been the butt of ridicule in song apd story ever since it displanted the Hub bard squash as a choice entree, but we are here to say that a nine inch sinh of pumpkin ple, waghed down with cider vinegar and dill plekles, will make a section man's stomach sit up and take notice, The man who clasps a cold pumpkin ple to his bosom on an empty stomach and survives ordeal will never need a massage his digestive apparatus the for We have 8 word to say to the farm ers wife If your husband sticks his nose at the meals lead him up the feed cooker by the ear and tell him up to | to drench his appetite with pig fodder sit down In home nicely ‘ men! and roar from to ap ple pie about the WAY things ante but they will g to town and let 8 fifteen cont din ner soak Inte thelr esophagus out a murmur We knew a man who Kept this up : for a number of . LEAD HIM UF TO THE years, and one FEED COOKER BY day his wits THE EAR reached over the spoon holder and jerked him Into sey eral kinds of dishmbille before the whole family When he got his Jaw back Into alignment and pleked his false teeth out of the ecravy wna a changed man, been spirit that he offePd ne rons with a soup bone A» we de plore violence in the home, but seme. times the only way to get along with a cross gralned feeder Is to beat him op with a wop handle, Some men will thelr own before \ wiked soup with he fii mellow in | DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. For the Chil The Frick Story of Tabby Fluffytail. and The Camel of South The llama { Ameri den, fit h America and It ean be mm 150 « thirty succession a weight of pounds and can mare day for five days gait is so steady th only lightly fastened About 300.000 llamas are In constant use for carrying silver bars from th | Peruvian mines to the smelting works and taking back provisions. A train of these animals marching ene Detidnd the other in the greatest order, fol lowing a leader adorned with a deco rated halter, a bell and a little fag on his head, is a pretty sight. In this way the llamas, led by a couple of Indians, will march along the summits of mountains or along edge of precipices where not mule cond go nil in it its load need Snow the ever n What an Animal Taught The editor once heard a civil neer say that his profession is indebt od to animal Instinct for tant principles. First, he « ver's method of bullding does not bulld straight stream. but with an arch the current, its instinct telling it that the dam will thus better resist floods and the impact of fSoating ice. It Is that engineers generally bulld a straight, perhaps to save material the arched dam Is gradually into use. A case Bear valley dam, In California, which is bulit on the beavers plan, and the engineer said that dams of that kind would be sure to prove more econom feal in the long run. Chicago News engi two impor ited the bea It the its dan ACTORS against troe dam but coming A Brave Turkey Mother, While a turkey in a Michigan farm yard was leading around her little flock In search of food the alr above was darkened by a hungry hawk about | to swoop down on the young turkeys The mother turkey was up in arms in !stantly and tried to drive off the hawk but. finding herself weakening drove the little ones under a sloping board, where the hawk could not reach them readily Then and In a few minutes returned with a flock of ab “bodied adult turkeys the whole party made’s she she sped away and combined at tack on the barnyard pirate and beat | him off Then ferth from their hiding there was a chorus whistles of triumph the little ones place of gobbles CRIs and and Bird's Fly—A Game This Is a very simple game player places a finger on the which he raise whenever conductor game says “Birds Each table mast of the fly.” “Pigeons iy" or any other winged | ereatures “fly.” If he names any creature without wings, such as “Pigs fi." and any player thoughtiessly raised his finger that player must pay a forfelt, as he must also do If he omits to raise his finger when a winged creature I» named Conundrums, What day in the year Is told to go ahead? March 4th Why are deaf people cheeses? Because you | them here (hear, What letter of the siphabet 1s used iin making a shoe? The last Why Is a tired man lke an nmbrelind Because be ix used dp ke Dutch can't make tof a Joke | the in point is the Grea: | | slang the | FACT, FUN AND FANCY. Bright, Sparkling lected and Original. THE GRUMBLER grumbled when a He grumbled He grumbled at a He grumbled at He grumbled at his father He grumbled his mother y grumbled at his sister He grumbled grumbled at grumbled a his grumble and he grumbles And he'll grumble all his grumbles In the morning He grumbl n till noon grumble He baby when a outh falsehood the trut} brother children wWifl« Fie I He 1i1¢ Hi His Place of Worship No Difference One da & bishog IO i the store of a druggist who was fond an somebody else. Wishing to number the bishop among his vie- | tims he sald lishop, can you tell me difference between a bishop and The | “Well Iruggist smiling 11 over onl very An Ase sald the Ar mE ArT ish wp could not 2 he w= wed Rare Piety During the Gabe B x which he Am he ' sald wandered the : deavor ne t fortum of the wa the te i 1) have Massachu Instr | sett where was directh imenta n leading eight men Into the paths of righteous ness Adjutant Bouck, after a tall ten men for Massachusetts mine for plet) Little Johnny's and his mother ist. Recently the ened wit) append i going into the room was in bed fe wor ttle boy who made this “Father and mother won't let me but when 1 told mother was, she said, "Forget it and told father he sald "Cut nt thundered moment's pause Ae baptisr No demned regiment shall heat father is a phys is 8 Christian Scient little boy was threat tin His where mn sinter Johnny ndignant ompiaint wind a talk pick 1 when 1 out.’ ™ Paragraphs—8e- | | Parent,” in | ment | how | Thursday, April 21, 1910, COMMENCEMENT EXPENSES. The following is an thie There Is a ment that at mind of extract by Hentin “a vistown I mattre of ¢ present is Fious mo agitating ths more that parent in Lew The approaching Commend Xercl of our High ’ “wn home CRPOnBes to meet 1 On istowr wl Hehoo the prepared eriterior judgment K vie the er of ! oth the class “1 To ! the mtage isn coemed greater £14 the ont in -. ¢ LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS. APMINISTRA : Fetus msl I'S NOTICE Sarah S. Diliet ate f Humor fOCRNE Letters of adn Sarah 8S. Diller tre county. Fp ist rat 3 the estate of we of Huston wsnshis cased. having been granted 0 the undersigned. all persons knowing them selves 10 be indented 10 the sald estate are re questiad W waake immediate payment and those baring claims Against the same to presedt them duly proven for settlement FRANK WW. DILLEN Admr N. B Spangler Julian Pa Attorney zie a en Qe APMINISTRAT RIX'S NOTICF Estate of John H. Gentile ais {f Walker Township. dec 'd Letters of Administration estate having been granted Wo by the Register of W a persons indet hy re having ww present Lhe tt delay named indersigned ounty. Pa ted 10 the said estate are bere make payment and all persons aims against sald estate are requested “ame y suthentioated with nD the above Lhe s of Centre ( quested Ww MARY WEAVER. A tig. Hower & Zerby : i ALLOrneTs DMINISTRATRIX'S NOTICE ard Poorman. iste of Boggs TS i f Adu stration in the above named estate having been granted 10 the undersigned py the Register of WB s of Centre County. Pa all persons indebted 10 Lhe sald estate are here by requested to make payment and all persons having claims against sald estate are requested Lo present the same suthentiostad with vat delay. Ww TDA A POORMAN. Admrx W. Groh Rankie Runville Pa Atty. Bellefonte TT) 193) E* BECUTOR'S NOTICE Metals Heverly. late Sof Liberty township of George deceasnd Notice is herety given that letters Lestamen t%ry ob the above sstate have been Issued Ww the undersigned. All persons knowing them selves 10 be indebted 10 the estate are request od wo make immediate payment, and those hav ing claims against the estate will please pre sent them duly suthentiosted to the under signed CA WILLIAMS, Exr Germia, Bowen & Zenny Attorness ARE THEY will not burn Fill not crack and roll off like slate like plain tin, Neither will they They never need repairs and last as long as the bullding [1 a7 FIRE P Will not split or curl like wood shingles Will not rip at the seams rattle during high wind storms. And last \ of all, they make the handsomest roof and are not expensive CORTRIGHT METAL ROOFING CO. Philadelphia, Pa. John F. Gray & So Successors to Grant Hoover Fire, Life and Accidént Insurance BELLEFONTE CRIDER'S STONE BUILDING, THIS AGENCY represents (he largest fire Insurance compan. fos 10 the world. We are pre pared to write large lines any time Also Surety Bonds Fire, Life Accident and Toroade TEMPLE COURT HARRY FENLON, INSURANCE Suocoessor to Frederick K. Foster and William Burnside 3 Nanda of every deseription BELLEFONTE, PA, upon ich preceding iT — Good Printing Is the art of putting into another mind what is in your own. ITIS ASUBTLE METHOD OF SUGGESTION ” Is & means mpresgior To have the best the best printing That WALK naking a favorable resiits, it must be we are prepared to give you RIGHT IN i ——— Dr. Sol M. Nissley, Veterinary Surgeon, f the 1 ersity of Penna. ble, Belle. X42 wh Centre County Banking Co., Corner High and Spring Streets Receive Deposits; Discount Notes John M. Shugert, Cashier. W. H. MUSSER, GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT, Notary Public and Pension Attorney, BELLEFONTE, PENNA. Beezer's Meat Market HIGH ST.. BELLEFONTE. PA We keep none bu best quality of MK ED f Kn BEEF, P HAM ¥ PATENT YOUR IDEAS NE FOR MY PREE BOO “HOW TO BET THEW" Best Serve Ferre Fonsonsiohe Hales Eeborvnrm JOSHUA R. H. POTTS 06 Nth Bt. Wedington, D € US and Forvige Patou beta 8 Pliledeiphn 140 Diewrbwors SC. 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