THE CENTRE DEMOC RAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. Thursday, March 17th, 1910. Not Fit to Be Minister, When the announcement was made that a certain distinguished citizen had been appointed Join the na tion's dij tie important foreign portfolio, the matter was naturally discussed 10 om ances One day company fellow for upward of forty years, “What do you say he has been pointed 0?" the old fellow “Why,” answered one, “he has appointed to be minister in one of the largest cities of Europe.” “Well, that's the most thing 1 ever heard of" friend of the new diplomatist. a nice feller, all right, to be minister it. he don’t prayer.” the subject came among which was up one old ap- asked snorted the “He's but he uin't fit nowhere. Why, durn even know the Face the Sun. Don't wfter but for su You'll tor It you trouble, look hat you look for; don't look vour shadow, remember, | pri That the sur in the © Don’t grumble, don't bl and don't shirk; Don't think of your worries, your work The worries » done No man sces sun is still shining, but you're ister, don't dream but think of | vanish; the work will be his shadow who faces the Sometimes, Tommy. title of this might be jelleves In Corporal Pun The “Why Papa ishment “Papa “Well “ls there a Christian flea?™ “Why t on Idea in head 7’ “The her read it today Bible, * wicked flee pursueth “Wh dialogue earth ever put that from the when no man means that the wicked “The wicked “No, no! Dao ed The wick when no Yon gon? mar man is after him “Is there a “Ton after him? bed™ woman my. go to A Model. Jones eames home at an other and was sar Mrs Jones gitting up stairs other Mr ly hour the prised to for him below Hght than that of the faced the door, to keep her compan “M-M- Marie.” he sald shouldn't «it up slate when I'm business As Mrs he cor “Shorry. m'dear, b it's last time tell We me” At fron “Mr at tl wr) m-m-t Mrs lau unseem night “ee with no gas lamp. which huskily did not ned volee nes inswer him mt shpeak ITH THE MODEL, SHE SAID uation she Iaughed in spite of being | very angry “It's the model” el 1 bought today on" “Yes, thash “Model woman make some “the mod my she sald to 80." sald Jones tipsily didn't talk fellow good wife” back A Fair Proposition, The house committee of a New York club once received this unique com plsint: “1 have the bonor to Inform you that f hunched at the club this afternoon and had as my guests three gentle men, all well known gourmets Among other things an omelet was served. It contained only three files, As an old member of the club, Jealous of its reputation, | oaturally found this very embarrassing. as. lo order te wake an equitable division of the omelet, It was necessary either to di vide a fiy-n nice bit of carving, as you must concede-or forego a fly my. self. | beg to suggest that in the fo ture when an omelet is served for four persons it should be either with (mn) four fies or (by no flew at all” both i ] forces and assume an | with a great | deal of interest among his acquaint. ! in a! | thing to eat” | the | your gates been | ridiculous | Lord's | i confess friends by “our own wit,” as our { appreciation | fer | ty they wear | to the party on flowers | & deep hem at the bottom | In social dresses | | cial AND SO WE FEED THEM. Americans Depend on lce Cream, Not Wit, to Entertain Their Friends. Was It not Ewerson who sald, “We | dire pot trust our house pleasant to our friends and so we buy lee cream?” Rather a striking comment, isn't it our mental resource fulness and the menta: caliber of our friends? We bid them to our houses, we Imagine that we are worth coming to but get there our hearts fall us, aud so we feed them. Ice cream is a convenlent cloak for upon own Bee, when they i all social doubts and fears, who had known the appointee | “When in doubt give them Is the rule that of the Some treatment stranger within And the stranger idea, How mention What of home? How goes and hers? It to wonder But, In the day, * had awfully And If we who stay at home and ask our friends to come and see us openly to takes kindly face brightens of refreshments! his at the What of her day with hadn't occurred hostess 7 the his him the of ‘eats’ slang she wood our inabi entertain our Emerson says, and fall | guests Just of nck on the “lee cream” thelr of show substitute as openly the we They ver intention of refreshmen frankly announce in in thelr for Reems “dropping time shopping the friend's par best to the lean pair of white bags and drop in They Refreshments more important thelr hats CK a « gloves In their hand shops and thelr way there | » for I home got with a Only the capit societ case when a certain coffee and bridge. guests mistook bridge She womat and for ar aftern lock after with the wnt on lps "y bridge vers ame in for refreshn Alas were card un that what her we miss their EE ‘fee erent A charmi fHustration fo of old fas! white wit ng litle 4 % is seen In the nall girl It Is rigged musiin bh bunches of pink and green PICTURESQUE DRESS FOR SMALL GIRL Fhe little =kirt Is full, with walst I= Otted Into a about the low neck short pafis A dresdon completes this pretty shaped ribbon costume View of Self Sacrifice. A question which frequently relations Is to what should one sacrifice oneself to oblige one's fricuds. More than pleasures entall a sacrifice on somebody's part. Money has to Iw spared that can ll be afforded, people arises | whom one dosn't like have to be met, and health lms to be disregarded order to keep an engagement, The life of the average woman seems to demand of ench successive day Just a little more of her time and consequently of her vitality, and when she adds to her own burdens those of other people by filling In a place at the last moment or by doing any om of the multitndinous other little things that oblige socially she ix on the road to destruction and had better learn to my “No” before she has to go to a sanitarium. Every social leader has on her list some of these tried aml true mortals whom she can coax into working overtime. For this reason her dinners are never clouded by a vacant place; her entertainments are always A success. But the woman upon whom she leans pays for It all, even though she has her good time. in wit for making our governs | to the! her | The Yaby | yoke | and the sleeves are | sash | half the =o | HOW TO CLEAN LACE. | Method of Restoring Fine Handmade Fabrics to Original State. Lace which has become solled may be restored its original state and rendered equal to new If proper care and attention are bestowed upon it | Very fine handmade laces should nev er be cleansed by washing In the {ordinary way. If they are only slight I solled they could be very easily {eleaned by rubbing powdered chalk or caleined magnesin well iodo them. This method of cleaning Is eredited to the Inte Mme, Modjeska. The lace should be uveatly spread out upon a | oft hite eloth or fine white paper and thorou covered with the chalk or wu this should be cov- ered nother cloth or paper of a | similar nat und the whole should be laid for a few under a heavy it. At the expiration the allotted time the should be taken from its wrappings and should receive a gentle but thorough shaking Another to tnke a quart or less of cornmeal, Put it into a bowl or, pan; dip and squeeze and work the cornmeal Into the mesh of the lace without straining any of the threads After this treatment and a good shaking It will look as fresh and Rttractive ax new Very which has hecome quite soiled may be cleaned by wash- ing it carefully In benzine. The lace should be put Into a bowl and covered with the best and purest benzine that ean be procured and allowed to soak for a short time, occasionally re celving a gentle shaking, but it should never be ru with the bands. If necessary. when the benzine is poured off it should be replaced by a fresh supply and the allowed to soak again for a time. After It has become perfectly lean It should pinned while still on a cov. ered board dry It Is lmportant that this i!d be done with great care, Plenty of small plns should be used for be faut ened regard t to keep If the to Lily then by Hre awn days wel Ince method is then fine lace be bed be quite wet flannel to sho Each point must with } of the lace 80 as ind correct ries before the task has aupleted It should be 1in with a sponge wrung » and then be exposed to the sun, where the alr may play ’ to dispel the disagree wurely due ire) out of bx fresh upon it able odor ar ng frot wine n the use of ben Kindness That ls Frozen. The world is full of kindness that never is spoken and that Is not much better than no kindness at all The fuel In the stoves makes the room warm. but there are great plies of fallen trees lying on rocks and on tops of bills where nobody ean them, These do not make anybody warm You might freeze to death for want of wood In plain sight of these fallen trees If you had no means of getting the wood home and making a fire of it. Just so in a family Love Is what makes children, the brothers Py But If they take say a wore about it, If profoyn ime. they will get the parents and nd are sisters hat never 1o they as If 1 h bh keep It » sx Tet not be not will seem of were A mn fer than If there was house and 11 envy the dog alls him “Poor fellow and any love among them: the ol even 'n *n you live there when any on Dr. 4 G H mer you will | Hed | har and waxing too hilarious for the | of | me—— Receipts and Expenditures of Cen- tre County for 1909. (Continued from page 7) ihe piracage. A prisoner was arraigned before the bar of Justice charged with having dal too long before another sort of | public peace, “What were you doing drunk In the street 7’ asked the magistrate, “Was 1 drunk?’ was the reply tone of surprised Innocence “The policeman | you were." | “Under oath?" “Certainly.” “Perhaps right going birdcage hand.’ The magistrate had an bottle set Ki fore the prisoner, B. W. Zettle, College Twp Rn “Do you call that Green Heaton, Co exe 5 wp IT WAS AS DRY AS a birdcage?’ he in- A A Bathgate, ho HE WAS quired “That's John A were carrying.” : prison picked it up carefully, the cork, took an smell and turned it upside down, It was as dry ne he wns “Well” he answered slowly, a birdcage slice in a — G. G. Fink, Treasurer, In Account with Sheep Funds Arising from Dog Tax, 1908, LHR —— Cr. Dr, 09, to on hand.... $3968 30 W. J. Ishler, Benner 1121 7 Martha Thomas, Benner John Garman, Benner iam Richner, Sok ge but | was just | Daniel Boyer, Boggs with a | Packer, Boggs | Eckley, Boggs in my | "hilly | Jan. 4, bal, he's | Wi along ip Confer, Boggs Ts Henry Heaton, Boggs James A. Davidson, Boggs D, ¥, Poorman, Boggs Twp be- J. B lerman, College Twp Harry Houtz, College Twi /A1n Twp . Twp Ferguson Twp.. Nilllams, Ferguson Twp Ferguson Twp “he Eider, Ferguson... hgard 1, Gregg wodhart, Greer Gregg Twp Gregg Twp Halfmoon what you The removed er “it ain't now, Hot \. Way i. Fink, Huston Twp po Christian Robb, Liberty Twp.... had Masdon, Liberty Twp.... '“ Met Marion Twp ‘ a whack ¢ “eo fa whack at it H. Berher, Patton Twp.... “Probably Kephart, Patton Twp nre ind Hartsock Patton Twp. Bexton, Pat ton ark, Patton Twp HN arantly * dring & Kelley, Rush differently : Back Rush Twp “That ain't I ~ \ Smeltzer, Spring Twp.... It was a bird A Ld John Woods, Spring Twp isser, Bpring Twp "es when 1 had tothrock, Spring Twp.... Yearick, Spring Twp.... Beezer, Spring Twp Walk, Taylor Twp...... Witherite, Union Twp.... Fisher, Union Twp... Pifer, Union Twp Peters, Union Twp. cons sekman, Walker Twp... gested the puzzled court Haga Walker Twp P *Easy enough,” smiled the prisoner W. H. Tressier, Walker Twp.... . 3 Conn \d It had zen swallows in it ibid, brass “ae, p when they got it.” 7 irer's commission irsements Balance them Heemen has you now things R ; O sober Bee nge it last “Possibly can explain you mean birdcage.” You what “ABOUT A DOZEN by a " AWALLOWS IN IT sug about a d $85855500885848088288885883835885LR88880888858885888858 ete... be a $6091 27 $3374 33 pra B— Ni balance ASSESSORS’ ACCOUNTS pe Le ieee. Cl ei Deliv'g Notices! 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Holter Milesburg Borough ha Sor » oN Rou DP annark rough Ty Mu A "hillpaburg Borough ‘ C. H. Gulich, 17 and 1908 South Philigeburg Borough . 3 B Hoffman, BY and 1908, he jorough EAE George Fav Ra, we " i. George Hastings, 1907 and 190% James Lucas Lt, 190] and 1902 Hoge BES BALIEEANTE SY cer dames H, Weaver, 1807 Curtin Twp. ...... ot «.W, D David Est. Curtin Tw Ra . John KE Yeager, Ferguson rested Fl H. Hartawick, 19008, Gregg Twp "heen Haines Tw .t Halfmoon Twp Halfmoon Twp Howard Twp Huston Twp Liberty Twp Marion Twp Miles Twp Some lnbuilt Features: Card Writing, Decimal Tabulating, Condensed Billing, Color Work and Stenciling. 1504 and 1906 1807 in Harry EI lenberger, LW. HL Musser, 1907 , Danijel Straw, %. R SounTYRIBRICREERTIE We the Commissioners of Centra County, do hereby certify to of our knowledge and belief, that the foregoing is a true rect statement of the receipts and expenditures year 1900, and desire that ad same be published. JACO8 WOODRING, E ZIMMERMAN, Sonn L. DUNLAP, test E. J. WILLIAMS, Clerk, February 1910. We, the bos Lg ned the accounts the County Treasurer of sald County, do X-4 receipts and 126 FOURTH ST.
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