. Page 3 FRANCIS SPEER'S THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA., MAY 6, 1909. Breezy “Chat” Column a es | Tuat the clock tinkers of Bellefonte | are always looking for people who want | a good time. Tut Bellefonte is afflicted with a lot | of tomboy-girls who are fresh as “Bill” | Lyon's meat, THAT there is a woman in the West | ward, of Bellefonte, who has a queer way of taking pills, THAT there a gang of fellows in Bellefonte who keep ail their enthusiasm | bottled up in their hip pocket. | TuAT it is a good thing for some peo- ple in Bellefonte to keep their hearts warm and their heads cool 1s Tuar the reason most women in Belle- | fonte live longer than the men is because they have nobody to talk them to death. young man Bellefonte If to go crazy over the iimsel Ag od bitof a That ti it who allows | woman question 1s ass, jack | THAT the reason why some people in | Bellefonte are not thought of is because they think entirely too m f selves, Tuar the one who pays so household duties, 18 the burden off her mother's shoulders. Daggett, Belle- te, is a place for every thing at the Bush House, and the for slippers 18 F olle the small boy's trou That if Martin ant Gap, has any hens ing eggs just now he should tacks and probably, d ing they might | THAT while out visited them best girl in Bellefonte is the attention to the taking some of 1e Tuar Frederick of fonte, says there place seat of a Pleas- not lay- | Keller, near that are feed them | houseclean- ay speaking thing w + use. Sih Tra would « see m THAT n fonte are lengthening the ni card tables and oth shortening jen iIAy Some sit arout rs sit ua ( | ranks undertakers | having added an undertaker’s call buggy, | built to or Hall, engagement Thompson, and Mrs. John I. Thompson, of Lemont, {to Mr. Louis Hall Yakima, Wash, passed fine and | lock-up for drunks that may be found | on the streets or in the alleys of town, : more Cily with so man J | olomew farm Fe ai OVER THE COUNTY, Mrs. John Coldren, of Centre Hall, | who Ad went an operation for appen- dicitis, in the Bellefonte hospital, is get ting along very nicely. Philip, the little son of Mr. and Mrs, W. Gross Mingle, of Centre Hall, who | has been quite ill with number proved, and is on a fair way to recovery. for a ime. pneumonia of days, is considerably S. M. Campbell, of of the Central Millheim, best equipped Pennsylvania now as one in der by J. C. Condo, of Penn Announcement has been made of the Miss Elizabeth Boal youngest daughter of Mr of Crossman, of North The Snow Shoe an ordinance imprisonment borough provi nj in the 1 ney 1 hed becoming more are ’ t each year out there A horse for which Daniel C. Ross : at the sale of his father March, ) That is covering money t a pretty lively rate. Mr De \ ind r , Last died for ago . Ross on the gan tarmiz ! , at Centre by him a year ago The Pain made Her Faint | 8 i A chief justice of preme « Justice, of for this office have fallen into the err of giving George Ellsworth he described supreme cour Andrew Ja« Queer Life In Johannesburg. Here is an amusing description of | | queer life In a Johannesburg residen | direct In speech, It never tial block: “Nearly every one has one | room, all your worldly possessions and leary | all kinds of vanishing tricks and Jug gling feats, such as having a combina tion bed and plano, using your wash Ing stand for your writing table and | converting your hip bath by day with | rugs Im this abode of bliss you receive your | friends, male and female, and, If the gentleman, the or the lady throws herself wearily Int the hip bath armchair and it falls off the packing case with her Inside it po one will turn a hair. vite them which gentleman chops or kippers and fetch the milk and cook, and it | does duty occasions.” and Into this you cram nearly and cushions into an armchalr sitting himself rashly on bed-sofa, vanishes into the plano will in dinner and the and buy You lunch or tea or is approaching, will offer to go to ever help and eat he returns will you'll sit together washing stand, which also dinner table Standard. when you on the ns a on h London The Chief Justice. “There are very few people who know the proper designation of the man wh presides over the supreme court,” sald the secretary of the senate. referred to United States s he the “Generally is as the our In fact, That's presidents he Is the chiel itle. Mo pominating mel N his official t in our hea rn nthe titie, Wash } iT ul ong ngton nou of Connecticut it wl i 1 iey 1:40 fty Dollar Dinners, ind ar t fr pative Os mean hothouse dd ster ’ 4] our tioned; 1 own straw bet | “The Jungle Folk In Africa,” that the thought, and to commiserate the Afri | can | pathy. | I was talking to Bojedl something | Direct Answers. The negroes of Africa are simple ano occurs to them, writes Mr, R. H. Milligan in purpose of language Is to concen for his color is a waste of sym In {llustration of this Mr. M1) Hgan glves an amusing conversation with one of Lis pupils. One day whe the course of the conversation prompt ed me to ask him whether he like to be a white He respectfully but emphatically negative, 1 wished to know his rea son. He hesitated to tell me, but | was insistent, and at last he replied “Well, we think that re looking * I gasped when 1 thought of the va ly Ill looking faces 1 had seen in jungles, and in apology for mys fo] sald: “But own wound repiic in the man we & the us in 19 laria and where we are not yellow vou have not seen country, where there no green.’ He quietly asked what color in our « country, to w hich 1 prompt ly replied, “Pink and white.” Looking at me for a 1 we wn ore Wh steadily he remarked Millig if 1 own country 1 k ni ment “Mr your should shonld see vou don’t an, believe w you." Winded Preachers. froy Long Dean 1x opinion that who expressed ) is lm would have 1 from says the West ten n enough for a sermon nutes with scant sympathy ] vines of past centuries, minster Gaze Thomas Hooker hours a falr some le, three lowance for considered average al th, on one occasion, wher we let his congregation « Pausing at the end he rested awhile a: then continued his homily for tw hours longer. Cranmer's sermons werd ach a small Ix when set up in type Junyan and ( He igh 1 more ig fifteen minutes, LB M 4 IR rr, ANNox, i #7 ng with your enemy: | 270 councils throughout the state, with | | a membership of 30,000 { and their wives { the members of | and Philadelphia council Grand Council R. A, | For the first timein the history of | the order, Grand Council of Royal Ar-| canum, of Pennsylvania, will hold its | biennial session in Philadelphia, The | session will be held at Horticultural Hall | May 12 and 13, The grand council is| composed of 330 delegates, representing | When About to Purchase A PLO welgh every fact well; you want wo buy wear the longes best satisfaction time have light on your Lean ties and uo The Genuine Oliver Chilled of course Je that will and ve the Md BL Lhe sand raft Lo be The delegates | will be entertained by the associated councils Pennsylvania councils are the largest ring a membership : pr of Philadelphia these qual are 1 in the s of about 990, Automobiles late, ead Seeds ! ath 1 wer Seeds! BH ¢ Ax r arihern Er THE POTTER-HOY John Sebrin HARDWARE CO. BELLEFONTE g, JI. E. J]. ECKENROTH'S, BUSH ARCADE. 3 arou LIOR . 0 BUS swelling as “Om Sunday is, practically no differ | 0 0a’ ili ’ " down and was Gown eleven pey a” f 4 : O "ey 8 tables. There les as big as apples, pears as big as | : ne pe ninu ence when it comes to breaking the physique Test A 1 LI HAT Lhe impression on Trar Harry baggage ri fonte, says thir he wonders wh your fonte restores what he en from | How 1 hades to the flames like hn cn Ci ng in ng in there, more than 1ce If some of rth rth tO ea man some Pp hair stand or Thar the drove up tos A you oat, bounced made her way to the drove off with a rain vod conveyance They off at breakneck speed into the dark for the purpose of having a good time. lf we were to give the names of the parties it would furnish gossip for the town for the next six months, The play was a clever one but the young fellow left ear marks behind him C overed from the ng lady up tront door Tuar the other evening a student of the Bellefonte Academy was out paying his respects to one of our very pretijest and best young ladies. In the pleasing conversation he made the following re mark: "When | get interested in a sub ject I never stop until I have embraced | it thoroughly “That's nice,” was the hesitating reply of the winsome young | Do you thiok | am an interest: | on Cur | lady. ing subject?” No it wasn’t out tin street, but it was the next street to it Tuar Bellefonte has a young man who is a pretty good mixer, One night he goes out in the society of the 400 and the next night he is found with the kitchen maids of a very unquestionable character. That's carrying water on both shoulders in good elegant shape, but he can do that very nicely because he has a streak of the genuine blue blood cours ing through his veins which he thinks entitles him to do just about as he de pleases, If this was a young man in the lower station of life the good women of the town would be folding him in their arms, thus trying to reform him. | coals « A Splendid Picture Ie i 1 handson l w : i 10 gO x boxes $s, fully guar ney-back plan A M. Parrish, drugg they sell all the prin substitute buovan $1 a box anteed on t with Price cheer, he 1 dress or call on ( t Bellefonte, where pal remedies and do not Tramp in Ashpit On Saturday night stopped clean the ashipan | erford Fireman were scared half out white-robed figure when a locomotive ashpit at dawn igineer W, R. Ruth Charles Bingham of their wits by a which crawled out between the wheels, Instinctively they thought of ghosts, but recovering their nerve and armed witha coal pick and stoking bar, they followed and founda the object to be a tramp wrapped in a blanket who had lain down in the ashpit to op and was disturbed by the hot ropping on him, over an 0 and Don't Cough, but Live Long. If every cough were cured before il got a strong hold, human life would be engthened by many years. If every coughing sufferer knew that Kemp's Balsam would stop the cough ina few minutes, he would be glad to escape the serious consequences, If any medicine will cure a cough, Kemp's Balsam will do it, At druggists’ and dh re 24c., Governor Stuart on Saturday signed the bill making the dip net 234 inches instead of 2 inches as heretofore, and the law at once became effective, cocoanuts and grapes as big as pear HKe Faw punish pu Phi One Is of t NT pearl Another Is of an A third Is of teak and Ivory Appropriate have When tee wor for dentist a¢ parson, in this favor, ins ed later on the verend was an 4 return ceplting ume of the re gentleman's writing It Psalms, and on the leaf scribed “And praise.” quisition ot he had quota forth this 10 th appropriate wouth sha show rper's Weekly my in Gave Mim a Pointer (Georgy Ade Ww Ones small He ber's shop to ge even had « morist and, chief to his face, gravely “Sir your vocation You ought to be an oyster opener.’ strandes into the and ends the operation tow went shaved unto the vd When pleted the | hand! his A rose putting » snd ee missed you ha Army of Men tor Census Plat " } for the taking of the 13th ct and the 1" win been bureau of the cen the organization of enumerators and 110 LAE nave begin of 62 000 | here an ry pers SOTs 1 200 and the will be between clerks engaged tor pilation The supervisors, who will be appoint ed by the president on the recommenda tion of the congressional delegates, will be paid $1,500 a year and $1 for every thousand citizens enrolled The enum erators are to get 2 cents a name for every one they turn in. This method of payment, it is believed, will result in greater activity on the part of enumera tors. The actual work in the field will be started April 15, 1910. It is estimat ed that the census will cost the taxpay- ers not less than $14 000 000 of com The condition of Queen Wilhelmina, of Holland, who gave birth to a daught- er a few days ago, and the infant Prin | cons, is satisfactory, The child has been | named Juliana Louisemma Marie Wil !halmion, That pole should be long | enough to knock the persimmons, 4 O00 exira ir English Yama Devi” Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypo- phosphites should always be kept in the house for the following reasons: First - Because, if any member of the family has a hard cold, it will cure it. Second Because, if the chil dren are delicate and sickly, it will make them strong and well. Third —Because, if the father or mother is losing flzsh and becoming thin and emaciated, it will build them up and give them flesh and strength. Fourth—Because it is the standard remedy in all throat and lung affections. No household should be with- out it. Send this advertisement, together with name of paper in which it appears, your address and four cents to cover postage, and we will send you a "Complete Handy Atlas of the World" SCOTT & BOWNE, 409 Pearl St, New York Beezer’s Meat Market | HIGH ST.. BELLEFONTE, PA. We keep none but the best quality of BEEF, PORK. MUTTON, SLICED HAM All kinds of Smoked Meat, Pork Sausage, ete If YOU want a nlee Juloy Steak, go to PHILIP DEEZER W. H. MUSSER, General Insurance A.gen' Notary Public ang Pension A ttorney.| BELLEFONTE PA, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY TO EARN 20 Per Cent. : | | | $1 | F PENNA i AAA 23 MA We have for sale one new 11-room house, centrally located. ts 6 © \ ert (srea e1 LEATHERS BROTHERS, Commercial Phone. STATE COLLEGE, PA. “The Bett Investment on Earth is in the Earth self.” [As A A De En EE Bt i i iid RE AAA RRA Saad tess sscennassss st to oo oto BES EES ad a AAAS ad t | PAYING IT TWICE you have been ¢ aud you hs "ye inable to locate Save This Doubt by Opening a Check Account. If funds are on interest we suggest setting aside an amount available for the payment of current You will find it worth while, Never mind : bills. the amount, We are glad to accept any amount as this is the people's bank, and we will cheer fully furnish you a pass book and a check book free, Start this Plan and You will never stop it. BELLEFONTE TRUST COMP'Y
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