R11, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA., DECEMBE FRANCIS SPEER'S Breezy “Chat” Column TrATr we will be happy if Santa | brings us an extra pair of suspenders, Tuar after certain men in Bellefonte | have taken several highballs they begin to look like the real thing, Tuar Lee Derstine, of Bellefonte, is | a shorthand in the Palace livery stable. | He is taking down hay for the horses, Tuar Homer Crissman, of Bellefonte, says that the best way to find a man out is to go to his house when he isn't at home. Tuar Jacob Lyons, the Bellefonte butcher, was asked the other day what a pig was doing when it was eating Making a hog of elf, of course. Tuar some husbands in Bellefonte | would be mighty glad if they had a wife | like the Bible, because they would sel-| dom be looked at, especially by other | men, Tuar England quire six weeks to nothing, we have ri alleys that the health through. THAT clerk in the B funniest pl Gettig's t all the time That house just has parks which re. That's Lewie don’t the fr THAT woman ir have her hu Bellefonte, is sa with a married being done Spicuous | X ] to be too intimate Woman Everythit seem t« COODs a THAT the red worn of ha are stilia t ps and halls a good deal into any ing what i OACK of he body and nn prevents hit with the ¢ Tua ia Be ing delight to se Dorse Y Hur ters reads, ‘Teddy you go around store and fin Carriages Co., ¢l to Jears Retailec to Brackbill's one at Letired Montgomery lothiers, offer wha th reads, seer be an reads, “Um! Tuar tl whose life ing on account of and upcout! really hate to go home just some boys hate to go to school I'here Is nothing aAbon wife who always n hell instead of a heaven. It's grace to be poor, but with the amount of soap and water there is around here it 1s shameful and degrading to filthy. That is A report going around in Bellefonte that at a card party the other evening some of the guests be came very indignant that they were forced to play with a woman whose Sepitution and character is anything but what it should be. If it hadn't been for creating a scandal, it is said that | most of the “ladies.” would have asked | to be excused and left for their homes, They played the game, but everybody | was very nervous until after it was | over, which was at an early hour. Some | of the ladies were boiling with rage. Im possi wrellas Recovered iaving such wives about them ar . a dirty fireside a 80 nable as akes the “ 1 no ais be there i Tuar when some people in Bellefonte are invited out to play cards in the| evening they ought to exercise some | little judgment as to the proper time of | going home, and not extend their visit | into the next morning, thus disturbing | the slumber of the members of the household. They should try and be a | little consistent, even if they are the pest of a bigoted, brainless fool who! fas no regard for even those in the same household, It is a great misfortune to | humanity that the insane asylum are | robbed of certain women in Bellefonte | by | Dir OVER THE COUNTY, Ladies’ storm rubbers, 48¢., at Yea- ger's, It pays to advertise your pub lic sales in the CENTRE DEMOCRAT, Last week Davy Chambers, of Snow { Shoe, shot 4 fine black bear that tipped | the scales at 230 lbs. James Lutz, of Buffalo Run, has put his thresher away for 1908; the amount | threshed was 41,155 bushels, Miss Bessie Coouy, who had been | spending the fall in Middletown, is at her home in Bellefonte to spend the | winter An ideal Christmas gift would be a year's subscription to the Centre Demo crat; it would be appreciated during the eutire year, the Penn Hall car- had been seriously r ten days or more, James C. Condo, builder, who umonia i riage blic schools at Millheim will vo weeks vacation over the Christ- 's. The vacation will ecember 21. begin meeting + , who entered last nly far z & brief rest fron in the Seven Mountains a stredu of medi and He merly located at e Hall, and bad not parted with all nterests on leaving a year or more ine ite was for ’ ago Oliver Strunk property at Wm house moved from the Love Centrehall, purchased by McClenahan, to the Herlacher on Main street, recently vacated Mrs. Boal, Mr, McClenahan will begin housekeeping between now and spring in the house from which Mr mk moved. DD. W. Strunk, now on the Rishel farm, will also move into a part the Herlacher hou within the pext three months, of One day recently J. T, Potter and a young dehorned bull got into a mix up in which affair Mr, Potter came out at | He and Dan iel Calihan were ihe king preparations to | | tie up the animal for the the little end of the horn first time, and just as the tee of the chain was about to pe inserted in the ring, the bull threw his head around and struck Mr. Potter | : | above the bridge of the nose, felling him to the ground, The wound, though very painful, proved not to be of a seri: ous character The well drillers who are sinking a well for William H. Baird, Earlystown, had hard luck, south of On reach ing a depth of 85 feet, the drill broke | leaving about a foot of the joint down | the hole. The break occurred before it was observed, battered the heavy point to such an ex- tent that skilled fishermen were unable toextrieate it. The machinery was then moved and work was begun Saturday who have become daffy over men and |to put down a hole three or four feet cards, f from the first site, and continued drilling | State College has decided to extend its being opened up by Leathers Bros, The { borough will also adopt a curfew ordi. | nance | i { | H. G. Strohmeier believes in rushing {things to completion, and carried that idea into effect in building a dwelling | house at State College. It is not long | since ground was broken for the founda- | | tion, and pow atenant occupies a com- | pleted house. The structure is three | stories high, brick cased, with all mod- { ern improvements, The Lightner hunting crew, of Charter Oak, Huntingdon county, took home { from their hunt on the Seven Mountains | the deer freak of the season, of antlers it had but a single horn, which had grown out from the top of the head. It was between six and eight inches long and shaped like a saw which they are having mounted An Interrupted Meal. Senator Dolliver, of Lowa lecture tour, he was di it identity was n¢ While on a recont +] where his and was jovi the contents seated at a small v » lore Ig ofl Real Estate Transfer a Markle | : Bu or 308 ., Buy Y¢ wr Happiness State College Growing ne exe | es pred at least SIR ’ rng ee Year i : yO ts heretofore a" It to } r MN ’ r 1 a “MIN Y been cheapened by openit rposes boundaries so as to take in the new sec’ | tion of the town known as the Hylands’ | Instead of | wearing a nice-looking, gentlemanly pair | The Lightner | party are proud of their freak trophy, | 1908, IMPORTANT TO FARMERS R The Roosevelt commission for inquiry into the condition of farm life in the re- { public has gotten down to business, and | the questions which are being propound- {ed to the farmers in various sections of the « ountry are very interesting and the | answers have caused much meditation | and cogitation on the part of the august | | commitice However, * Jack" Manson Democrat the com mittee has neglected to include in their {lst of queries a number of questions of | more than passing importance, and pros trating himself on the in the most supplicating manner, humbly sug ts that the following queries may lded to the hist in order that the fullest knowledge of the | brought out 1. How | family Dalton of believes ground ne nany automobiles 2. How many pairs of silk each son in your family? 3. Are they hard on socks? 4 What use and what fl to? g, Do they st their laundry “done AVOT 18 each one parti | y up” at home send it t he ste \ y aunary/ w Old 1s Ant sted in Texas, at rT . —_ Throat Coughs Ask vour doctor about these throat coughs. He will tell you how deceptive they are A tickling in the throat often means serious trouble ahead. Jetter explain your case care- fully to your doctor, and ask him about your taking Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. We publish our forme We banish » from r med Who makes the best liver pill J. C. Aver Company, of Lowell, } hey have been making Aver's Pills Tor over sixty years. If you have the slight. est doubt about us these pills, ask r Do as he » , dlwa the | 1 grade of perfumery do they | p Page 9 NEW YORK SENATORSHIP. National interest Is centered on the United States senatorial situation in New York. President lloosevelt, Sec- retary of Btate Elihu loot, Ambassa = pt EA H 5 ” fi i Shah had LTS YrOESWY ORD, wiv FRANK 8B. BLACK, dor Whitelaw Reid, ex-Governor Frank 8. Black and Republican ¢ man Time y iruff prominer 2s to ate doggre ad Asked Once re res and secured the conviction Shea, who murdered Robert ular your titeen of * L QIsTricL jargory result or nis striking legal victory in the Hoss case for it had been a f conclusion that Shea would be acquitted owing to the powerful politicians Interested in him, Over six feet tall, thetic and forcible been various); as a wregone Bug Mr ular, sympa- Biack has ribed as an orator of the Lincoln type. He master of eplgram and sticks tenaciously to a subject he happens to be considering. A Patient Judge. western urn is a I A bers, in case judge from sitting In cham the piles of hands that to be hotly asked, “What is the amount tion?” Two dollars,” sald the I tiff's mnee “T'll pay I,” said the Judge, handing over the money. “Call the next case” Ile had not the patience of Bir Wii Ham Grant, who, after listening for two days to the arguments of counsel as to the struction of a oertain act, quietly observed when they had done, “That act has been repealed.” ~ Argonaut the (ely The Knock-out Blow. The blow which knox was at From a Ie OHN J. REFERENCES: Ww money. YOU ARE GOINGS TO BUY Stockers ano Feeding Cattle HIS SEASON LAWLER BUILDING UNION STOCK YARDS. CHICAGO Sound, safe, conservative, strict honesty and a square deal guaranteed. ESTABLISHED OVER 25 YEARS stomers the world. A big w order at once by mail lowest mar. We can save uy. a at THE INDEX BELLEFONTE, PA. is the STORE OF SUITABLE GIFTS We have the Gifts suitable for Men, Women and Children, For Men : Smoker Set . Ash Tray, Cigar Case, Bible Paper Weight, Paper Knife, i rary Set, Tourist Case, Military Brush Set, Bill Book, Pipe Rack, Card Case, Copyright Book, Pocket Bible, Book Rack, Playing Card Case, Fountain Pen, Collar Bag, Sterling Silver Pencil Set, etc Blotter, Fountain Manicure Picture, Vase, Mirror, For Women :/| Lopytight Book, Gift Book, Ink Stand, el Casket, ‘alendar, Desk Set, Work Box, Sewing Basket, Hand Bag, Fern Dish, | Box of Paper. For Children : Pyrography Set, Music Roll, Toys, Book, Bible Pencil Set, Pen, Pencil Set, Writing Set, Toilet Set, Paper Kaife, lok Stand, Foot Ball, Base Hall, Striking Bag, Manicure Set Set THE INDEX-.“THE HOLIDAY STORE” 3 HH HHH HE HH aan - > . ’ . - . .e S888 8000 WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY TO EARN 20 Per Cent.? Such a question is almost superfivous; all you naturally want to know is how and where you can get the twenty Here is the opportunity We have just purchased 98 more buildin of this prosperous town in connection with the Hamilton Plot fact that we own and control a large number of buildin are io position to offer the BEST PROPOSITION IN REAL ES. TATE THAT HAS EVER BEEN OFFERED TO THE PUBLIC capital INTHE STATE OF PENNA Lots sold on easy terms, at State College " comfortable choice lots so days. Call or write Commercial Phone. LEATHERS BROTHERS, “The Bett Investment on Earth is ia the Earth Heeif' on your surplus lots on the Highlands The lots, we Great demand for houses and rooms Houses renting here now from $2 to $100 per month and not a vacant house in town Russell Sage said “your Jiea' Estate will make your old age State College has the brightest future of any town n the State, It is the ideal town for home ana educt tion Call and see our proposition and select for yourself one of the Free transportation to anyone buying a Jot in the next STATE COLLEGE, PA. a —— ————
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