Page 6 THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT. BELLFFONTE, PA. oULY 16, 1908, +—— The ——e Scrap Book How Grandma Viewed Them. “I'm glad Billy had the sense to mar ry a settled old man,” sald Grandma | Winkum at the wedding. “Why, grandma?” asked the son. “Well, gals Is hity-tity, and widders | But | to | | | publican candidate for governor, called | is kinder overrulin’ and upsettin’, old maids is thankful and willin’ please.” OPPORTUNIDX. Master of human destinies am I! Fame, love and fortune on my steps walt, Cities and flelds 1 walk, I penetrate Deserts and seas remote, and, passing by Hovel and mart and palace, soon or ate I knock unbidden once at every gate If feasting, rise; if sleeping, wake before I turn away. It is the hour of fate, And they who follow me reach every state Mortals desire and conquer every foe Save death. But those who doubt hesitate, Condemned to failure, penury and woe Seek me In vain and ceaselessly implore I answer not, and 1 return—no more John J. Ingalls foot ar Educating the English, The English do not know what think until they are coached laborious ly and for proper and becoming opinion, years past with tinacity and dinning into the public an extraordinarily yer man to in For ten an unprecedented per have been insistently years obstination 1 cie journey home protecied ing the bars, around It twice “Curse it!” he nn ground in despair erybody’s by an iron he cauti oaned, sinking “Locked A Traitor. A politician in St eral offices on the str record and went of soldiers speeches Louis secured sev. abo and real ou mention » same day and were teen hun “My “there | part.” One Point In His Favor A witty pris If made to see his s« “There,” sa ing to a ta “there ‘we are “Ah at the | them!” On the Defensive. Johnny Clayton of an ug threw answered an though fear teacher him of teachers made no com: But and lined room form to from the catechism happened to at the alignment, and him the first question “Tell me, please, who made this great world of ours.” was ng when talk up the 0Oys Johnny C upper bishop gave (vor the the be end he threw up his arm “What the bishop severely “1 mean that If 1 again,” sald Johnny, threw up his hand and arm The surprised bishop walked over to ward the excited boy, and Johnny broke for the door, screaming: “Help! Moth er!” —Buccess Magazine Is the meaning of this?" sald did 1 A Natural Mistake. The new teacher had just taken charge of her school and was learning the names of her pupils. The first one she asked sald his name was “Jule” The teacher, trying to reprove the boy sald: “That's not proper. Your name Is ‘Jullus.'” The next one she asked was named “BIL” and, thinking he could please her, sald, “My name I» Billlous." Judge's Library. Appealed to Her Family Pride. A famous statesman prided himself on his success ln campaigning On one of his tours he passed through a country town when he came sudden ly upon a charming group-a cowmels woman with a bevy of little ones about her—in a garden. He stopped short, then advanced and leaned over the front gate, “Madam,” he sald In his most lngra- tating way, “may | kiss these beaut! ful children?” “Certainly, sir,” the lady answered demurely. “They are lovely darlings.” sald the a the | | equally | and keep a ml “ ’ " wan and I'd keep wan I didn’t do It,” exclaimed Johnny as | ; | know I've got two pigs won't do It | with a sob, as he | | offered a fervent prayer, | divine campalgner after he had finished the eleventh, “I have seldom seen more beautiful bables., Are they all yours, madam?" I'he lady blughed deeply. “Of course they are, the sweet treasures,” he went on, “From | else, madam, could they have inheriied { these lmpid these cheek | these profuse curls, these comely [i ures and musical The lady continued blushing. “By the way, madam,” sald statesman, “may 1 bother you to your estimable husband that : Httle whon eyes, rosy these volees? the tel Ite { upon him this evening?” “1 beg your pardon,” “1 have wo husband.” “But these children, surely are not a widow." “1 fear you were mistaken, sir, when you first came up. These are not my children. This is an orphan asylum!" sald the lady, madam--you | A Gift to an Explorer. | “Peary,” sald a geographer of Chl | cago, “never started on one of his | exploring expeditions without recelv- {ing by mall and express all of | packages from cranks—cowhide under- wear, tea tablets, medicated boots and what not sorts | Peary told that Ade, a few days before the start of his trip, wired him portant package by express once me George | last to expect an in “The package came. It was labe “I'o be opened at the farthe ODOT « It Chinese Advertisement, \t Moral Daring The greater is nee " kind this. =ir, t« 8s what } lt Ne hange give me the « A Lesson In Socialism, Mike One day and Pat were tw Mike learned turned i / said I" this socia Rocialls who m “It means div * sald Mat s% I had $2.000.000 I'd give you a n this wa) see?’ farms, lion meself “And If you had two | what would you do?” “I'd divide Mike, " up I'd give yon “And If you had two pigs, Pat, would ] you share those too?’ “Now, Mike, you go to thunder! You ee A Countermanded Prayer. A devout clergyman had just mar ried a couple and, as was his custom invoking the blessing upon them As they teemed to be worthy folk and not over burdened with this world's goods he besought the Lord to prosper the man and greatly to his business, laying much stress on this point, In filling out the blanks It became necessary to ask the man his business, and, to the minister's horror, he sald, “1 keep a saloon.” In telling they story to his wife after. ward the clergyman sald wrote down Increase the occupation he whis prayer.” Ladies’ Home Journal, The Aptness Was Too Much. A minister, a man of great vigor and vehomence, while preaching one Sun day bent forward and shouted ont with great force the words of his text, “The righteous shall stand, but the wicked shall fall.” Just as these words escaped from his lips the pulpit broke from its fastening. and he fell out and rolled over on the floor before his congregation, Pleking himself up, he sald: “Brethren, | am not hurt, and | don't mind the fall, but I do hate the con- nection.” that as he | pered, “Lord, you needn't answer that | ———————— Woman's World MRS. HUMPHRY WARD. The Noted English Novelist Who Is Visiting America, A woman who has had the pleasure of meeting Mrs, Humphry Ward dur ing to this country has the following to say of the personality of her visit the noted English authoress: Your first Mrs, Humphry Ward is one of wonder at the extreme delicacy of the woman's physique. You concelve how she had the mere endurance to produce impression on cannot | 80 many written words as are contain. | ed In “Robert Elsmere,” “Marcella” or any of her other books, which first published in three volume form. She is rather tall, has an oval face, and her eyes are not “large, lustrous and soulful,” as some popular descrip- tions render them As a of fact, Mrs. Ward's eves are rather small, and her whole face and manner rather strike one as being quite ordi nary It is only when she speaks that you know at ! markable about her of the matter once there is something re Her volce is one volces io to fh BH Jind A MES. HUMPHREY WARD imaginable: her words h ful make round- cadence that instru- ness which you Ness mehow yOu are listening ment Her rapid while | lavish In entertaining, but epends her | beholdtng | clothespins and pall handles, were | { money freely in protecting herself from the common horde, When she goes to Paris she tal a furnished flat. When she goes ’: .taly she takes a villa in fn secludey district, Almost she stop at a hotel If she has important Hterary work to do, she Insists upon belng entirely sep arated from her family, If they are in| the town house, she goes to the coun try home, or vice versa, taking only a | maid who has been In her service for | years and is acquainted with her ec rentricities never does Where Clothespins Come From. Tucked away in the northeast corner of Maine 18 a good sized town where the people make thelr living from ! Some of us may have wondered where all the clothespins come from which are used by the housewives throughout the coun. try on wash day. This Maine town makes more clothespins than any other place In the world, while the bulk of the wooden handles which are strung on the wire bales by which we earry palls and other receptacles also come from Bryant Pond, of the Yankee community the name ufacture dles Is to logs into lengths of about two half feet each These lengths ly split by another saw iL turn « The first process in the 1 of the | lothespins or Pp | saw the and one re rap into thin slabs, which are onverted Into long square Deft volving drm \ bas til) ots hands thou be judged 1 the sweet smal nd also the sutside skin The pr LE TEL f the flesh can be told by plump eneraily which shows its elasticity wher The end the breast If bone 1 for ness it is pressed i r nt N } . the the will not bend 0 old roasiing The pinkish is of texture he homie | day, July 11, and | ship, Centre Counts | the sald estate are issued to the Dog Days Here. According to the Lancaster Almanac, the Dog Davs SEAT on Satur- KIX weeks, bet These days ars he Dog LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS | APMINISTRATOR 8 NOTICE. * In the Orphans’ Court of Centre County Estate of James Tay) we of Bogus Town Pa sLration hav Letters of admin od to the undersi IDE been grant persons indebted requested LO make payment and those having claims 0 present the same without delay to J.C. BARNHART] W. C. HeiNLE, Atty Administrator Bellefonte, Pa Roland, Pa goed, all x E XECUTOR'S NOTICE Notice is hereby tary on the College Twp given that letters testamen- estate of Nathan Crove, laste of Centre Co., deceased, have been undersigned, All persons know ing themselves to be indebted to the estate ar requested 10 make payment, and those having elaims estate will please present them dy undersigned W. Harrison Walker Alo GROVE Executor Nottie APPLI ATION FOR CEMETERY w Our Delicious SODA? Our Soda Fountain can p+» duce the most delightful, ¢ | and refreshing drinks you « get anywhere about town. don't kne hat a treat missing # you haven't pa ized it. We prepare Our syrups » the greatest care and they are | always pure and fresh. V know just the right way to mix ww fancy drinks of Drink some to-day. Our « | Cr aral Sreens The Jexall stor We'll Buy One Package. Then You'll Know The best way to know Mapl-Flake is to use it. So we offer to buy the first package, to let the food itself show you how much you've missed. good day time lor food (4) 1 the [hese are not weather 1s the Wheat is the never come place of wheat It 1s doubly duces the minimum heat imum nourishment. when other important now Heat-producing foods, in sparingly employed. At least should be Mapl-Fla'e and and health demand it But wheat uncooked uld And wheat half-cooked w The particles must be separated by a heat so the digestive juices can get to them Else part of the wheat goes to waste than that, it ferments and causes digestive dis- orders. Even mere economy requires that the wheat be prepared in the proper way. So we spend 96 hours to make Mapl-Flake, It could be prepared, as some flakes are, in 18 or 20 hours, We steam-cook the wheat for six hours. Then we cure it for days—a partial digestive process, Then we flake each separate berry so thin that the full heat of our ovens can attack every e, {Then those thin flakes are toasted 30 minutes fn a heat of 400 degrees. Ne D— And it gives the max ll eee. ba Ore Packace Free summer, would only half digest nd the wheat that I 11 hest ihe time w» iret Wf can take the make tl be inferior cause it pro [et us do it now. ked in pure maple syrup, We want chil- it 1s best for them, Hume 57 ous ho eat it once go W ithout it day : Mapl-Flake LE] meal A fruit ne Comfor (1s at our : be indigestible Don’t let othe urs, Learn them Just send forget it fierce us Worse 1s can tell about it. oo expense : ch what this We will then send vou an order, good at your grocer's, for a full-size package free See if it's as good as we say tad " 1 more than you to try vou delay. food than Mapl-Flake means to ASK rather than have Idlren have better coupon now, before you Cut Out This Coupon and mail if to the Hydionic Food Co., Battle Crook, Mich. I have never used Mapl- Flake, but if you will send me an order on my grocer for a 15¢ package free, I shall be glad to try it. Name Sh Address City All About Mary Mary day, when she If it rains on ran for the next will be weeks way we by would 1n0- fsx tur JusY Crosses if, there to attend to mountain,’ is easy to use = is packed sosafely and conve- 3 50 economical--not a bit wasted. ye or soap cleans and disinfects thoroughly as Banner ly it Odoriess and colorless : and disinfectant the cleaning vic lve weanser Known | ir, sinks iairy, milk-pans water, and th will be Ir cut in half, e soap A ’ Viakes p 7 10-cent ca f kitchen ¢ rks Philadelphia Ll £ 4 Centre County Corner H Banking Co., » AE Beezer's Meat Market ! ‘TAI Trade Marks | PATENTS, "2a raciica 4 whet rEeT STE erst . ’ JOSHUA R. H. POTTS, Lawyer, 829 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, ¥ th Se WINDSOR HOTEL AKE Mg RBAILROAD SCHEDULE ENTEAI] RAILROAD OF FENNA ' tat “" ae 1% ¢ table effective ¢ DOW » Nigh Lot iecla I's Dunk ies Hubiersbur, Suydert .r wit pees CWT PVLOPOC ISARBET MR TL LL —- * TE LAE vipmlpm am ST ELIT as New York Oendy & Hudson River BR, R.) LB sey Shore i T5 {lv 238 1 5 ' & ¥ ‘Ar 23 65 11 WM'SPORT Br anTh ENTHAL BAILNOAL J To take effaet un. 6.1 08 WEETWAR BAST™ & BTATIOM Lv Al Bellefonte +2 Coleville 2 12] ———— Morris . 17} Whitmer Ame Centre 27. Hunters 23. Fillmore rn Briar) 5 Waddie 2% Kramrine 39 State College Struble « Bloomsdort 50 _ Pine Grove * Tralus from Montanden,' Lewisburg. Wil Hamsporl, Lock Paver ard Tyrone, conbeet with train No 8 for State Co rye Traine from State College connect with Penna. Rail road at Bel'sfoute for points eas! and west F.H InOoMas Bt EK. RHOADS At his yard, opposite the P, R. R. Passenger station, sells only the best qualities ANTHRACITE AND BITUMINOUk COALS wee A190 All KiDAS Of cman Wood, Grain, Hay, Straw and Sand. Superior Screemn burning, Builders’ terers’ Sand. rw 20 exe nENNES for lime and plas. Commercial, Neo, Terxrnoxs Carrs Central, No. 338}
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