THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, YA. JUNE 25, 1908 oa “ om FRANCIS | Breezy “That” Column SPEER'S 1 THAT the man in Bellefonte who has a | beefsteak now, is naturally considered | wealthy, ’ | THAT a little widow, now and then, is | laying havoc with a couple of Belle- | tonte's single men, THAT a hen cannot lay a corner stone, neither can Isaac Woomer, the Belifonte mason, lay an egg. | THAT Lew McQuistion, the Bellefonte | carriage maker, says the best thing to | clean *'buggy tops” is a fine tooth comb, | Twat Taft is the kindest man in the | world, says Charles T. Fryberger, of] Philipsburg. He wouldn't kill a fly, No, | not even a presidential bee. THAT there is too much clean water in Bellefonte for anybody to go around having the scent of a pole cat, THAT there is an army of cowards in | Bellefonte who are afraid to say before | Jou face what they say behind your | tk, THAT when you get a bill from some of the physicians in Bellefonte you are reminded of the adage, ‘'Physician heel thyself.” TaAT often when a Bellefonte man asks your honest opinion you are coms pelled to lie in order to keep on speaking terms with him. Tuatr Henry Brown, the Bellefonte scissor sharpener, brags that his business | t | THAT were the young wie see her off; n¢ the gOS not sure in Bellefonte, | case unt young lady t a man just ¢ a canary bir TrAT will ber of are pious when TaAT “Jin harness dealer in B never asks money but one sh knows he is short TrAT the bi the fellow whe who repeatedly " No young man with any sand or respect for him- self will continue 1 } manner. THAT every married man whether in Bellefonte elsewhere, should remain at home at night. with his | tamily, instead of running around with kitchen cooks, and thus leading a double life. Tar and feathers are none too good for him, TuAaT they say that there is a certain young lady in llefonte who is estab- lishing quit for going riding and mal if agreeable with agents as the lis true that is r freshest "kid ef. THAT it is said that Coleville is becom ing a mecca for Bellefonte married men who ought to be at home instead of be- mg in-thefittle-snburban viligge at they midnight hour. Their wives could very appropriately sing, **Wher# are our wan dering husbands 1 : THAT many spent several year band has did get him time looking reat game fa other ber—it Tuar aft Bellefonte should morning night for | detail here side doors and as hotels THAT rumor would-be fonte, are quiet place in towr of a good are but while a cog sli there at the same they are always cl Tar Thu Beaver, of | some acrobat stu Buick at the de pot tilted a little nn on the train, n in the attend a State College oung lady railroad or nt out said on the kee al SOA eR town Wake THAT the other morning a young lady clerk in Be ing she did She should have some 1 to hug and kiss her ab week and once on Sur soon get rid of that doesn't believe lady friends who mill. : Was overaearad efonte SAY enough exercise ’ Ing man ut six nights in a ay and tired feeling : le ’ t jet he sie ww ifs ask some of he nave gone through t} Thar every now and then studen:s from State College come to Bellefonte and they are simply idolized by our girls to the extent that the Bellefonte boys have to go way back and sit down. Last week, however, the Bellefonte girls were not in it for a minute, during commence ment at the College, as there were too many other pretty girls from a distance toclaim the attention of these young men.l t serves them right, THAT the other day a gentlemen met us on a street of Bellefonte and asked us if “Domine” claimed his flying machine would revolutionize travel. We told | him not exactly, but we have observed that it will travel upside down as well as right side up. Some day George will go up in his aerial auto and like SEooch of + he may be transfigured to play a harp and walk the golden streets, How. ever, we will not speculate here on the harmony of music that will exist while be is fingering the strings. Tuar the other afternoon Earle C. Tuten, of Bellefonte, with several of his friends, took a little jaunt to the top of Muncy mountains, While going through a he on a bnar which flew up and ed him on the side of the leg. Believing be had been bitten by a head snake he at once became as a ghost, and if ever he wished of “snakebite” it was then was certain that bis time had and two would roll there at would be hi house and he wouldn't hear , | aileging rebating SHLOFE, BUBBELIL SHLOFE, ‘Shlofe, Bubbell, Shlofe, Der Dawdy heet de shofe, De Mommy shiddelt der Shlummer-Baum 50 follt tsu deer en Kindbelt's Drawm, Shlofe, Bubbell, Shlofe." Uft wun Ich somehow Jonesum feel Und wun's mer ivy] gaid Wun oll de weld seem’d folsh und kolt Und "sis mer sheer ferlade Don coomt mi glainer shtroov'l-Kup Und neshelt uf mi brusht, Und bletziieh fill'd mi hartz gons uf Mit leeb und frisha lusht Wun's bowera dull secem'd olle dawg Und geld in bond iss knops, Mit daiehlich darra shoitz far kusht Und barrick-tay far shnops, Don denk Ich un mi bubbel! doh, Und in ame awga-blick, Dut olles changa tsu blesser Grawd we en Magle Trick, De weld iss rou und grub und kolt Und reon'd em he und hare, Se hut ken trosht und mitgafeel, Era lobe und leeb iss lare Ovver in der olda hamet doh Iss olle lusht und fraed Far wun mi bubbell Sin singt und engel um der walg locht are des duch en lara weld ror ken bubbelin drin ema we en Desert Lor So lofe, Bubbell shlofe De grosa shiarna sin shofe, De glaina shtarn, asin lemmer, loh denk shofe-heedar Bubbel By Hulsbuck, Elizabethville, Pa.) Und der moon in Firmament Shilofe (the Hawthe Shiofe Solly rae Press Heavy Damage Suits Papers were ] \ day instituting a series of damage against several well known cor operating in this section of Three of don & Boultor Railroad Co., 1 filed in Clearfield suit porations the state filed by Gor. » Pennsylvaz The plaintiffs in the differe Chas. D. Loraine Milton Wilson ane claiming $10,000 d R D. Swoope, a Brick Co H LH] ar Esq The Corset’s Triumph } » . 1 ht A“ an have ¢€ righ Hello 'h Girls’ Novel Strike Ains were put ch anner a ir views of street was a not mean to endure same thing occurred several years ago, when the of the Pennsylvania Tele- Exchange frosted the large win in the exchange located in the Arcade The young lady opera. made things so warm about that shack” for about twenty-four hours that the best way to lower the tempera- ture was to have the frosting taken off, which was done the next day is a Ax Bellefonte the in managers phone dow Bush tors Warning to Others It took a jury only a few minutes on Wednesday Bion fo in the Armstrong county court, at Kittaning, to find a ver dict of guilty against the supervisors of Gilpin township, indicted for misde- meanot in not repairing a road that had been washed out by high water. They made the defense that the township could not afford it Police Commisioner Bingham, of New York, was praising the police work of the ten Belgian watch dogs that, recently im. ported at a cost of but $10 apiece, havé reduced the burglaries io the neighbor. hood they Nitin loin two to three a month, * wo Prin well,” said the Yy use they are well raining, know is ysiciats were disscusing.” he sald, “a certain pretty nurse, she a trained nurse 7" said the first phy- sician, She must have been,’ the other, * hdiit Dada by the a week was engaged to richest patient.’ ” | } | i | | i | nearly all | amateurs representing the muscle and Olympic Laurels. The Great Games In the Sta- dium at London In July Com- memoration Medals—Ameri- can Team and Its Prospects. N the athletle world no event can compare in Interest this year with | the Olympic games which are to! be held In London In July. the countries of From | the globe | | endurance and skill of thelr respective | nations will gather at the British cap! | of | ans.” tal to battle for the world supremacy in the way the Greeks did In the days their pristine vigor. When the Olymple games were established, some | hundreds of years before the Christian era, the Greeks thought themselves the only people worth taking into consider- | ation and other nations only “barbari Since that time a good wany | other nations have come to count for | | : : } i ] something, but the Greeks are still in many respects a great nation, as those who attended the Olympic games Leld at Athens in 1906 discovered. The United States will send a splen did to coutest wkh the other athletes the various events of this It will be from the different tw team in games largely of men this respect team sent year's mude up colleges from years ag weld at in the for being to Greece then were which ma dif ble for wenty-five which Windsor and er is to start In the REVERSE h 4] Oop N MEDALS MMrY ret ond and the « n sliver and bn the ol gives the fi ' vely ration medal I'he mine inscription on verse I meds of Elis Greeks held thelr nt ! name client are ft) ! wher places : ney wen their revival In I'he ts a Greek + ner retort I'he for sign repress ing | each occasion of the London Olymp is # beautiful gure of Fame the modern revival of the games this side are the words, “In Commens oration of the Olympic Games Held hb Loudon, 1008." It Is fortunate that the American Olympic committee has been able to secure the cream of the college talent for the London meet, for it will make it certain that America will have even | A stronger team than was sent to] Athens two years ago. It will be par ticularly strong in fleld events. Star athletes will be furnished from all parts of the United States, and there Is every ‘reason to hope that they will bring back laurels of which their coun trymen may well be proud A Knotty Point. “Mister.” ald Broncho Bob as the traveling man got off the rallway train, "are you a lawyer? “No.” “Do you think there's a lawyer on board 7 “1 don't think mo What Is the trouble 7 “Well, Crimson Gulch has been put tin’ on some style lately, and it's get. ta’ us plumb confused. What we want to find out Is whether it's legal to lynch a man for stealin’ an automobile the same ;M Tot stealin’ a hess” Washington Star. ne from victory reverse of edal, designed use on the d ons typifyh 3] | of plaintiff to that of | the action of the court. | missed | mitted MRS. MAE WOOD. man Who Claims That Senator Thomas C. Platt Made Fgr His Wife. Mrs, Mae Wood Platt of New York. found The Well Groomed Girl, Bliec never has a missing button, Gloves are unripped and {mmaculate- {ty clean, who Urought a sult | for divorce against Senator Thomas C, | flown at the heels. herself | quickly transferred from the position | a defendant by The judge dis her suit, and because of sworn statements she had she was charged with perjury, remand. jury and in default of ball was com to jail, being released later, Mrs. Wood sald that Senator Platt the | made in it | ed for the consideration of the grand | married per at his apartments in the | A SNAPSHOT OF MES, MAE WOOD Fifth Avenue York, Nos 1901, and she presented to the court allege] un certificate and a hots New 0, an statement purporting to be an acknowl] edgment by Senator Platt that sie was Lis wife. The senator swore that this was fraudulent, that he had neve: signed any such statement, had never married her or asked her to him and that the document purporting to have been signed by him must have been obtained through typewriting the words it cont biank except for his he often gave marr ained on a sheet of pape signature whicl to persons desiring it a a souverl Senator [Matt 1901, ¢ later, ried again, demand him. according to the te Sol" eank HH. Plant frp * y ft OF cerial let s first wife when he was fur MRS. RUTH BRYAN LEAVITT. The Talented Daughter of the Note Dem cratic Statesman w Ww wires Keel On MM ighter MES, RUTH DRYAN LEAVITT Leavitt, The Democratic does vot like this tendency of a cer | taln class of papers (0 make free with his family affairs. He does not care what they say about him, but he con | sliders that the rules of the game are violated when all sorts of yarns are in vented about members of his house hold. He has had to deny one silly story to the effect that Mrs, Leaviu was going to take the stump next full against Mra. Nicholas Longworth, It appears that neither of these ladies i» golog into the lists as a political cam paigner. Then there was the report that Mra. Leavitt was going to get her self elected a delegnte to the Denver convention from Colorado and rise In her seat at the proper time and make » speech seconding her father's nomins tion for president, It did not take long to settle that fabrication, Bu they keep coming. Mra Leavitt re turned not long ago from wu visit abroad with her mother looking very fresh and blooming. Her husband, William H. Leavitt, now maintains a studio io statesman | Bhoes are polished and never run Clothes are brushed when taken off; then there is no temptation to wear | then unbrushed the next time because {of hurry Ribbons, laces, ruching, always look as If new, If they are not, they are wade to appear so by careful renovat- Ing Her clothes never miss connection. Jelts ure fastened securely In place; books and eyes do not gap; collars are not pluned awry or with pins that do | not match. Her underclothing Is suitable for the | | occasion which It Is to be worn. Bhe is never gullty of wearing a be- on | draggled white petticoat under a cloth | suit. Ragged finery Is an utter impossi- | bility to the well groomed girl, In fact, | finery at all, except In Its appropriate | place In the house or at more or less | formal entertajuments, 1s avoided | Knew His Father. “Elnathan,” asked the teacher of a | boy at school, “if your father borrowed from you $100 and should agree to pay you at the rate of $10 per week, how | much would be owe you at the end of | seven weeks?! “One hundred dollars,” sald the boy. “I'm afraid you don't know your arithmetic, sald the teacher “Well,” sal we bey I may know I know father.” not my Not Used to The vO Women Doctors. ity of Grae on and 180 ar my i Page i - sana | home in Laramie, which they call Doe. tors’ Inn, A stranger called at Doe- tors’ Inn to see Dr. Hebard concerning the third edition of her book on Wyo ming. Ringing the bell, he was met at the door by the doctor herself, “1 wish to see Dr. Hebard.” “I ama she.” “Dr. G. R. Hebard, the author of “The History of Wyoming? ” “The same.” “But I expected to find a man.” “And why?" the doctor asked. “Never heard of a woman, and a young woman, being called a doctor, and it takes my breath away.” He recovered sufficiently, however, to transact the business satisfactorily. | Not Opaque, but O'Brien. At a political meeting an excited man had risen to yell his satisfaction, “Sit down!” called the man behind him, twitching his coattails “Don't you know you're opaque?” “And that I'm not!” “I'm O'Brien!” cried the other, TAKE A GOCD BATH! GET THE ‘Allen Fountain Brush and Bath System, PORTABLE AND BATHROOM OUTFITS The Allen Fountain I 1} nly bath brush possessing | e in One’ essent wr f the per funcLions « Massage. only bell ri 3 % ne oper Friction, Shower and pens the pores thor 4 Can (mm clean er wit Lhe : Aa} it a J Prices Five to Seven Dollars. thre ’ ’ ii L. T. EDDY, -, “MILESE! RG, PA General Agent Local agents wat THE SURE ROAD TO RICHES IS SYSTEMATIC SAVING. 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