| THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, JUNE 18, 1908 Page 3 ————— | Breezy “Chat” Column TuaAr society women in Bellefonte are like salads—a good deal depends on the dressing. Tar the fellow in Bellefonte who is tond of his rye should mix it with a grain of common sense. TrAT the reason some girls in Belle- | fonte are like music books is because | bizness du bis doh letsht wuch they are full of air i THAT in some of the boarding houses | in Bellefonte the coffee, it is said, gives | grounds of complaint, Tuar the man in Bellefonte who beat his wife is the man who will beat the butcher and the groceryman. | ® TuAr there is no use in Raymond | Lingle studying French as he can speak two languages now-—English and base- ball. THAT John Gross, of Bellefonte, was | asked the other day what pain do we | make the most light of. Window pane, of course. p ’ . THAT the most beautiful thing that could be said about some girls in Belle. fonte is that their character is as lovely as their face, THAT when it comes to doing damage | wun | wore, | (The following humorous selection in the Peana. Dutch dialect is from "The Hawthorne Press,” Elizabethville, Pa) Wile Ich olamol farkulabeerd war wun | Ich un en blotz coom wu feel geld iss, | hov Ich immer en obshei g'hot far bank | Forhare | hen mer unser geld matters oll derhame | gamanag'ed. De Polly hut era dreshury | in ma olda wul-shtrump g'holda, und | Ich anicher wexel g hot hob hov | en gude inera dara si-blose drawga | kenna im hussa.sock, Ovver we unser waetza oll um movrrick BANK BIZNESS. | | wore des yohr, hen mer drei.und secht sich dawler uf hond g hot, und Ich hob gawist das de bank der recht blotz iss far so feel geld. So bin Ich in's shtett'] und {de bank uf-g'sucht, und we Ich neiga | und de clerks hen uf-gagookt, hov Ich | fardult fartzawgt g'feel’'d. Mi idea wore | | das wun mer he gaid far en account uf- | | | Coin of the Realm, mocha, mus mer arsht de manager saina. Se hen ovver olles tsu fu'm counter nuf, mit drod-fens. Ich hob en luch un ame pletz g'funna das “Teller” g'mark’d hov Ich gadenkt sell’r karl | sawgt mer wos tsadu, *'Ich dad garn der S50 | raflle. { Dexter Attractions of a Pastoral Life. | © A philanthropist sent a child from | the New York slums to the country, To | this child, raised among slum horrors, all the beauty and poetry of a pastoral | One day the man | He took her fife was offered, went to see the little girl, on his knee, glanced with approbation about the quaint old farm kitchen and sald: “And do you find the country very | gee beautiful, my dear? “Oh, beautiful” swered, the “And what have you seen during the ow week's sojourn here? “I've seen eighty-seven turkeys killed and a man's nose broken In a pumpkin " THE ETERNAL CIRCLE. If this great world of joy and pain lve in one sure track; om, set, will rise again 1 virtue, flown, come back, +» to the purblind crew who fill The heart with each day's care Nor gain from past or future skill To bear and to forbear! Wordsworth, During civil war times Gillman Fay, a local character known by all as Gli, went to the general store In Fayville, Mass, kept at that time by Colonel Fay, to make his purchases youngster an- | © | espec lly river subw ny -Q anor K \ ing M — Historic Home Which Figures In Long Isiand Subway Celebration at Jamaica, N. Y.-The Eminent Services of Various Members of a Noted Family. y oA ” -0 | HE Long Island subway cele- | bration at Jamalea, Queens borough, New York city, calls to mind Important events in Revolutionary times that transpired in | the vicinity of the place where the vic tories of peace in the form of extgp- | | slons to great rapid transit systems are soon to be signalized. enjoyed an eventful history. The cele- Long Island has bration at Jamalca beginning on June 4 and lasting three days is in honor of the establishment of subway connec- | tion between old New York, now called Manhattan borough, and Long Island, those parts included in or | Iying contiguous to the Greater New | York. With the completion of the so | called Battery tunnel under the East and the extension of New York's system to the Long Island { the blackboard: than any boy in school” | punishment," He Kept the Secret. When the teacher was absent from the schoolroom Willie Jones wrote on “Willie Jones can hug the girls better “William, did you write that?’ asked the teacher upon her return, “Yes, ma'am.” “Well, you may stay after school as| “Got a licking, didn't you?” one boy when Willie came out. “Nope.” “Got jJuwed?’ asked another, “Nope.” “What “Shan't tise." asked | “we } did she do? tell, but it pays to adver Good Little Girl. A Christian mother was once show ing her little girl, about five years old, | a picture representing Jesus holding ap | infant in his arms, while the mothers | were pushing their children toward | him. “There, Carrie,” sald her mother, “this is what I would have done with you if 1 had been there.” “I wouldn't be pushed to Jesus; I'd | to to him without pushing.” Malicious Adiposity. | found an egg on ber plate, Allen Fou i — Tm An Amiable Musician, Edward Rice relates that when Herr von Bulow was in Boston Napier Low thion, musical director of the Boston theater, introduced him, saying “Herr von Bulow, this is Mr. Rice, a Boston man who knows nothing about music whatever, but who has written two operas.” “Bo? sald Von inter rogatively., *Ve hat also in Europe a ghentleman vat knows nothing sbout moosgic und haf written already pl piety speras—Meestor Verd| ut ulow Argon: A Graceful Act. After one of the many charitable performances which Mme. Yvette Guil- bert has given ue priest of the village where it had been held entertained all the company Mme, Yvette broke it and at lunch ten gold pieces fell out “You don't know my tastes quite well yet, M. le Cure sald “1 adore boiled eggn, but 1 eat only the white. I never touch the yolk, and I must leave It to you for your poor people.” ' she 'TAKE A GOOD BATH! 'T THE ntain Brush : manager sana; ke hl shwetza n me, | itis a tossup between a bull in Henryl man vi 54 y 4k ‘ Ich shwetza mi eme, ] erla ?" hov Ich g'frogt, “With pleas | Linn's china store and the onein the|~ ™,. °° ‘ ) stock market ure,” hut ehr g'sawt, und 1} ene ’ 3 Mg brucht m she inicte k : T'uAr when a minister Der manager hut mich bagookt, marries a couple ; ‘alesis bill as a fee, t the best of ti rallway station at Flatbush and At- “Fat men are no account for soldier lantic avenues, Brooklyn borough, one ing,” said the General Shafter. may travel by electric trains over the “They pant, they they snort, tracks the subway and the they they grunt, they groan, id away he 4 op 1 away th they waddle, they through the the } tock. 4 y § on them to equal no the Rock world good on earth \ . HUM Ad ~ { yr snl nt . fousht gadrickt and to Hempstead and to other fat of! Gl tant hov Ich i | i, some within, some just with-| +... rarer Pr re, y © Ie DI } at the clerk ar ot . : Cl aroun ehr g'sawt. Kon oy e lines All| wgr—but + | slowly said, “What's all this?" tol hov Ich g'irog A . sents in a way a sociological > all Es what we are giving for —er—cai lawsa g hot When dol general?” a venturesome ma las Ich sawga will redeem them,” plied the clerk, and Gil went out A day or two later Gil went to the * ni yr } 14. er The amount was 68 cents, and Fay ten dered the f bill. Change being scarce in the store, as was often the case during those strenuous times, h'r mon, frish gs k passed drei-und-sec Wi a late and Bath System. oie o wheeze of y " of Long envi Bellefonte and gets a ten dollar ae choke, PORTABLE AND BATHROOM OUTFITS The brush functions of the § Friction, Shower and Massage. out Into ol " ! ; ' i him some slips of pa mete 1 " « me x t nlice he oa n ‘ - netropolis ord w Ji 5 + v 14 yy make spiice, ne get holweer'd hh hob de } ro} y 0 Not a part Allen § inta Br } LY sth 3 POSSE g the it or! 10 } ¥ 34 : Dai dll : ud ot have one welp it” would not ex looked soldiers 1n aque THAT even the pre manager fonte Telephone exch es don't care t grt, Y r.' hut have too hu ofthe enlarged city That's strange, isn't actly mn any CS ’ : many Cal v bath brush wi e Opers POTTER would you,| Itistheon tion opens the the skin. Only ciea body from start t fi Portable outfit any Prices Five to Seven Dollars. agent For furt nor an outfit appiy WO L. T. EDDY, General Agent for Centre County, Local agents wanted MILESBURG, PA lich aw-gagookt » 1 moon nomic evolution, because it sig asked . | blobby | 116 1a 1 fy we day 1 tip 200 poun - poun change lar's w THAT the probable reason youl ‘gut a better telephone service in Belle that the companies are afra be charged with speakeasies, THAT any » breaking away Trom the con “H ons of the past and more | old nuisance distribution of population, ped the set si acllitie n i ht agaln for some tobacco. The pat ow us t fa a one | right then nght to'y a TE v ve rom ! 8 r Bat " kt Hod Che on & b. ovver ici clerk passed out the plug, and Gil put pre : Co A Ek fr martialed * RAZOOKL un« FOr un mica, vver idl 41 twenty- J AULEeS . Det ; y ner oi. | Bis hand In his pocket and pulled out iy bo Ah : ous ner ei- ’ watcl rd I'wenty-five minutes to rr rpilenc } a handful of pumpkin seeds and hand Broadway” It was very different scandalous corpulence to the FO30WwWa . 2: -. de . of military disciniine™ h . ed them to the clerk, saying Atay he -e re aw 3 pi earth, but the fact that it still revolves on | ¢ s Konadaw, wun's nod- I from this when In 1790 Washington . L . fur what n usin : Fon its axis 1s a sufficient guarantee that 11'monds hen i \ \ tha l a t a Ar Journeyed from New York to Jamaica re 2 ? \ . moa 14} u 5 shanoe YW he | ea aol » there will be enough left to go around. | hem: 5’ a y1 $ J20fe Ne ¥aen you get a do’ or when dispatches were sent back and : been orth we re nell £1 Deen § AD nditi th ince 1 sawgt ehr, und . : . lub wu mer erla bi man can De thankiu a ven mer ¢'huckt. Ich he what he gets, but there are a numberof | art hen mer ghuckt, ich ho investors Bellefonte ought hob hat shwelza kant Es i thankful for what they didn't get. re i , 2 huck Ich amohl bi ains fu “or R - 1 ate want +} y THAT some men in Bellefonte want the | der grosa bixa wu afforda kenna so wide nem beam at over nonn ’ «we | ROE Dun e been court | outrage gir, for | sreinds: ee Ue may cashiered for s. cious and ma adiposity, w | cooma, doh “These for are TuAr the red-headed feminine fortune hunters, of Bellefonte, should try thei luck in Spain, red being at a pr among the gentlemen of the great penin sula, THAT when 1 Milesburg you will find difference between pants and pantal is the price. If you don't believe us ask Oscar Miles. THAT Secretary Meserve fonte Y.M. C time of the y best; more THAT there the report ui a be than ¥ 4 ki There i dum enough to let himself THAT our good old Isaac Underwood asked how he knew ti r world round. Because if it was square there would be a saloon on all the four cor-| ners. THAT on hearing that Rev. ]. B. Stein, of Bellefonte, had been made a doct young lady said that if he makesas g a physician as he is doctors of the t« Was am ter wn Ww up shop That Orie Kline Hoy hardware stor poor time to too high now thermometers Scratch his b Tuar if many slip tc body is in t son some of them buy t them going al rainy day, looki: First National life TuaT Samuel Rine, superintendent of the Bellefonte water works, i doesn’t know what the residents and ( they are out them who hasn mattresses Tuar fonte who ing a single girl tot the Electric Theatre stick at home to mind had better cut something SAYS urtin there Theatorium and leaving his wife the babies. t or there will be doit 4 That the youn took his lads festival the tight to treat than the young mav who buttoned collar to a wart on to save a collar button night her is ten times mea the back of his 1 THAT they say that there is a marr man employed in the West Was Bellefonte, whose wife and childre would enjoy the candy and peanu equally as well as the two single girh whom he has been treating to dainties for some time past, these Tuar Bellefonte has within ious genius of a man He hotel or cigar store and buys 3 quarter cigars and then goes home and rips his wife up the back because she buys a decent hat, and for not economis ing In general, A man like this is noth ing more than a coward and blow horn THAT there is a voung lady in Belle. ita cur goes into a fora fonte who has lost her beau by a lot of | smart talk she has been putting through her. That is, on borne? occasions, she gave some of her love secrets away. He rebelled and now she is going the rounds telling ber lady friends how disagreea- ble the young man is, This, however, is only strong evidence that she is dead in love with him and has taken this meth od of preventing any other girl from wlaiming his affections There is a young and sprightly clerk in Bellefonte who should go back to a certain house in town and pay for the rocking chair he wrecked the hor night, The old man doesn’t object to the gas bill and furnishing the sugar for the cakes and fudge, Bt when it comes down to breaking the *'s bolder,” and then sneaking off without saying anything about it, he objects, He may treat this as a joke, but when he gets the bill of repairs, he will not; think it so premium |aw-g'f He! | Tzidder sel'm hov Ich ken rs abodich unt imma das wun de agent bizo oma dich oT Nanag deer uf gamocht und der clerk “Mr. Brown this man will open an ac. count and wishes to deposit sixty.three dollars, Good-day !” hut ehr g'sawt, We ch uf.g'shtonna bin, wore der manager deer wore uf anera hob nous wella lon will Ich Ich g'sawt tseeya checks gevva hob drei wexel ind gawissawe mer s « ch hob ebbes wella shreibt druf on'rshter mo rt gshtonna un« Far g'shwit g'sawt, “Yaw want to take all a » AWRA gRagook!t ooma hov Ich ehr g'frogt idder I" nal cena w hov Ich er Riots n Ie a take it im cash no, what denom r g'frogt. Oh.” hov Ich h bin Luod'rish, de Polly iss igalish, der ecky iss en Republikon, Till “No. no” hut ehr It 10 ves or tens es mocht nix ous,” bov Ich g'sawt, mer drei sexter, sex halter, Yaw, olle fardiv ‘sawt, und we mi lonk warra, h LArnt Ware g'froot K frog, XW dust das w How"ll you (seb " NO LA a" - mer's (AS | ta 2 'sawt “Un Reb finf sexter "(leh bin so farhudelt warra das gamain'd hob de gons wwimm'd for mina awga. ) Ich hob ov ver g'saina das ehr de hend for's g'sicht haebt, und dale hen grawd rous galocht “Geb mer drev.und-sechtsich dawler hov Ich g'sawt, Ehr hut's rous gatzal'd Ich bin g'shwind tsu deer do you want g idast ! Ic h bank und nous bank bizness gadu, Ich holt mi wexel in der saima olda si-blose, we dafor, und de Polly hut era dreshury im saima olda wal shtrump Real Estate Transfers H. E. Gramley et ux to Manasses | Gilbert, March 24, 1908, 14° perches in| Miles twp; $662 i Philipsburg Coal & Land Co. to B. W | Hess, Aug. 9, 1904, land in Rush twp. | $100 i B. J. LaPorte trustee to Presbyterian church Philipsburg, Aprile, 1908, land in Philipsburg: $1, D. M. Klibe adm. to Samuel C. Hoy, March 31, 1908, 201 acres 82 perches in Spring twp, ; $12000 Presbyterian church of Philipabur Harry L. Flegal, June 9. 1908, Philipsburg; : Wu to land in HS —————— Strawberries are overabundent in the eastern markets and are low The crop in this county is greater than ever, worth 1 will redeem them.” Priest and Parishioner. There who had among his parishic ho, a lot of others, was digging a ditch un der an Italian boss. The priest thought he would get a 1 ut of his | 0 i mers an Irishman w with + out parish 161 to work n going : 4 “Der at no argument CERSATY said emphatically “It hav been ‘knowledged dat de John Robin son circus am de best in de world” “Nhat fo talk like dat, man?” Jackson reg Der am only one cir Rast +8 ou dat re Ah sees dat, but look ia d« far wruer you neglect where it sa) somethin’ elise 1% ‘hat else it say?” greatest show earth ept ie Hie BN Lipy an ! nson circus t4 19, Tried to Make Good “What ob dat little chame leon Mandy had?’ inquired R “Oh, de fool chile done lost him," Zeke She De Come 1fus re vuz playin’ wif him him on red to see him him turn n green to see him turn green 1, not satisfied went an de poor little himself tryin’ to Everybody's pli H ohe day, puttin turn red | blue an’ « an’ wif lettin’ wel put him on a thing went an’ make good and ou hive 10 see so on, den de fool ga enough alone, plaid, an’ bust John's Memory. A perspiring nou dies, bustied Into upset a small boy yard of flounce lady and finally exhausted ting tranquiily laden with bun raliway station, carried away half a from the skirt of stopped, panting and woman sit in the waiting room An, a a beside a small “There, no know what you are going to s that same old gues tion. My dear, | forgot nothing." “But, John" “No, | did forget to buy the fruit or the or the seven and three-quarter yards of eambrie or the pool of silk There you are —the whole list; not a thing missing.” His wife smiled up into the trium phant face and sald, “Yes, dear, but In which shop did you leave your hat?’ And then the train came In iy Lg not towels Wealth and Marbles. “Why get together any more money?’ asked a friend of the late Russel Rage “You ean’t eat It You ean’t drink it. What good will it do you?” “Ever play marbles? Uncle Russel! asked. "Yen, when | was a boy.” “Couldn't eat ‘em, could youl Couldn't drink ‘em, could you? No use to you, were they? What did you play marbles for?’ | Bottled. “Everything was fine," sald the farm. er when he got back home from his first visit to the city—~"everything whe fine except the light They kept the light burning in my rdom all night long, a thing 1 ain't used to, and 1 couldn't sleep on account of IL" “Why didn’t you blow it out?" asked his wife, : “Blow it out? How could 17 The blame thing was ioside a bottle!” g that momentous period in f the Revolution when threatening Long Is were K JAMAICA, AND RUFUS KINO anning th plzure of New from the Battery to Ja a balf day's journey sthods of travel the hief subway of thor here ceremo fake is oh sociated with nn mero the hing n the center of back of the oldest Island New id events famous of the stands n early h Manor i park leved to t 1650 nts w date the to king It ons strn tures mn York state It came family abo y Iw miy hist ’ as one of Long or in wasession of the King wk of the last has taken a lead of the the great men era and that Im mediately succeeding. He was born in Mn ind died In He served In Revolution twice minister to England (first under Wash ington and time under John Quincy Adams), was offered the post of secretary of state by Washington was the Federalist candidate for pres ident In 1816 and was prominent in the Continental Introducing the resolution prohibiting slavery in the northwest territories and being an ardent advocate of the federal consti tution. He sat Ip the United States | senate from New York for about twen. | ty years altogether. It was on his re. turn from his first sojourn in England as minister to the court of St. James that the now historic place at Jamaica came into the family. After his time it descended to his son, John Alsop King, born in 1788, died In 1867. He served In the war of 1812, was promi nent In ‘congress In Clay's time as a Whig and was governor of New York from 1857 to 1850. Another of Rufus King's sons, Charles King, 1780-1867, wan president of Columbia college, The latter's son, General Rufus King, 1814- 1876, won distinction In the civil war as commander of the famous “Irom ” Benedict Arnold 1s said to have plot ted to betray his country at King Manor, ginny een ory nation Rut of the Ng Ww Revolutionary ge . § ey win ioe Bo the wn a second CONETress, THE SURE ROAD TO RICHES IS SYSTEMATIC SAVING. IF YOU SAVE § LITTLE very day very week very month YOU WILL SOON BE INDE PENDENT. UP Clerk, Superintendent, Manager, Proprietor, Step by step he get world. 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