HE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. JUNE 4, 1908 Page 3 FRANCIS SPEER'S | Breezy “That” Column 1 TrAT many a girl in Bellefonte who | looks like a peach is really a lemon in disguise, Tuar Charles Glenn, of Bellefonte, says it doesn't do a photograper any good | to break the record. Tuar fonte is their fortune land a millionaire, girls in Belle- they are able to | the face of some if jellefonte who woman who | Tuar the woman in believes all she heurs 1s the tells all she knows. Belle THAT some men in | fonte who im- | agine they were cut out for politicians | are mighty poor fits. | Tuar the hens in Bellefonte and Cen- | tre county are now working iu the iuter- est of the poor man, Tuat Bellefonte has entirely too many | dogs. They are a nuisance to any com- | munity 10 more ways than one. Tuar Fred Bussler, ot Bellefonte, is not such an enthutiastic automobilist since his machine slipped a cog. THAT you should beware of the woman in Bellefonte who talks about Heaven in | church and about her neighbors on the street. THAT the average man in Bellefonte may have n a monkey, but ng 1 a We a By on his high horse, orho-might topple Ol. TT » - . 1 = A HA ere in ma fonte w was talk over walk along t That they say a young lady in Be fonte missed getting a most ex husband just by listening to a nu gossipiog women who makes it a pe attend to everybody's business exce their own. The girl who hasn't n back bone than listen to such « bags ought not to get married serve to get left m he - to asi they de. Tuar instead of “Hassle” Taylor, of | Bellefonte, talking to Ruger, he wants | to talk to Jessie Derstine with reference | to a very serious matter. It sn't right for “Jess” totry and butt in and claim | the affections of a beautiful girl whom “Hassie” worships as his own lite. The quickest way for them to settle it is to Aght it out with the gloves, the best man the winner i The LA | Of service | Doolittle’'s treatment of his wife THE SWEETEST LIVES, The sweetest lives are those to duty wed, Whose deeds, both great and small, Are close knit strands of an unbroken thread Where love ennobles all world may sound no trumpets, ring no bells The book of life the shining record tells | Thy love shall chant its own beatitudes After its own life kiss Set on thy glad, poor man served by thee rich. A sick man helped by thee strong. Thou shalt be served thyself by every sense workings A child's singing lips shall make thee make thee shall which thou renderest. ~Mrs. Browning Green Peas Makes Girls Flirt, Girls who eat green peas are pound to flirt; they can't help it. Cabbage and cauliffower make people vulgar and stupid. And the cure for a bad temp red nusband fill him with rots, These are a few of the laws of t down is 10 boiled car- vege- as laid in the congress herapeuti 4 the able logical experiments, wn bro laws The Marshal's Advice Wh Wilbur Ne Rag n he wa weeks In a He had sent manuscript tain details of the complet plot 1 country 1 nearly all of the revi to the publishers wn id been the s ect of 4 preside inner ire “Gootl me Then his old tiller of the Father Abraham Jacob “Gentlemen, you are mistaken,” sald the old man solemnly “1 am neither Abraham, Isaac nor Jacob, but Saul the son of Kish, who was sent out find his father's asses, and, lo, he bas found them * Judge ng, Father Isaac friends spoke to 80] Whi two the one ing him and the other: Father on Men Not Fair Mrs. Belle de Rivera, presidsnt of the Equal Suffrage league of New York, sald at a recent dinner “We'd have had the sufirage, we women, long ago were It not that, where women are con. cerned, men incline to be a little unfair a little churlish, Their treatment of women is on a par with old Hiram { made her keep a cash account and he THAT a large number of the friends of | Bayd Samba the careful driver at Jno Olewine’'s hardware store, are trying to figure out the reason he has punched so | many holes in his hat. They are prob. ably there to leave the hot air escape or | some day he might go up in the air like a baloon. They say a hot-headed fellow generally gets cold feet, and Boyd wants | to prevent that if it's in the wood, That | would cause troyble, you know Tuat the citizens of South Thomas | street have been considerably agitated over a stolen fern from the home of Ross | Parker. It is valued at something less than $10,000. The young lady to whom it belonged, and by whom it was prised very highly, was carefully fving it to assist in decorating the church on her Jnaaty ding day. thus her loss was keenly felt, she had gotten a search warrant out she might have secured the fern a few hours after she had missed it, | Hannah--mustard would go over it every night, growling and grumbling like this: “Look here plasters, so cents three teeth extracted, $2, There's $2.50 in one day spent for your own private pleasure Jo you think I'm made of money ” Baby Thrown From Car The other morning as a Pennsylvania trackwalker was patrolling his route be tween Nesbit and Nippeno park, he was startled to see the body of an infant ly. ing along the side of the tracks, Pick. ing it up the man found the body to be that of a child about two or three weeks old. A stout cord was found about the innocent victim's neck, The only t t advanced by the authorities is that the murdered baby's body was thrown from one of the Penn. aia. fast night trains passing this t, ; T thee shall make | on y ea - i —— — Mifdter Drudeg! — C3 {#8 merfwerrig, mad ¢8 in bt Welt all for neice Sade gebt, wo mer frieher nix berbun gewifit hot. Jd will jugerve, baf viel bun bie neie Jnventidens arg hanbig fen. Was 18 ed fo {dhee, wann ner ergebéoo hieaehe will un fann fid jufcht in bie Letirit Car neibode, E38 tofdht bifdubr allemol finf Sent, atve mer {part fell a net a st hiash 1" : odubledber u u vag bot Merhanh (Frine derdand rivet eel LWeibBleit ihr Gefichier mit weil un roth Pebnt. > drum met Brill abgebupt un judt, ater fdubr genus Shhafingiets. Cridt 1 ann | togt, ¢b er denle dat vad fo en Eda Auéleatng Sprodh wertlid uné do ufem Land ad nod) an frifd Springwafier: fe fen ab net bang, e8 angugreife un ju jubfe un fe hen Bade fo roth wie die Gbbel. Tie Sladimdd awer, wad alls fort ab bie excite » wad Wafer bre. dige, fen iwens bang, fi bermit am wafde. In unfer gange Nodberidaft bo Bowe weeh 1h teen eengig Nadel, 1bel frage im Gehidt nod qef Radel Ra } fin nod feiner " alpt W pe | Cioa m “ih i$ ju tingfet lie. Dr anner Sunbag, wie fe an b'r Dunter-Mieting an’s Vindber's war, ben alle Lett gerounnert, wie ef tumme bit, bah die Sallie fo blobe Bade bit, dt een JRE! bo, was en Pebn. Wie mer beett, gleich! d'r Friant fe fo | arg, bah er mit eme Bok net jufriede 18, funbern fe ab nodh in die Bade | betht. Nor felle Lieroedblade ju vers bede, foit die €dllic nothwendig en | Pebntingfet bawe, Deb beeht, fe braudt net, mann fe net will, befobs ef fen ihre ceqene Bade un wamn fe felleroeq gufriede 18, dann gebt ef Nie. mand nif an. Jd weit, fom Sladis mad bite fi gern bloh beife [offe, | wann jufdt fo en Hibfder Bub, wie d'r Brin! eener 18, tami. wer wer werd | Yann bet fo eme ungewafdhene Mibel | anbeifie roelle, | Jn bem bo Hall fdafft drum bie 'neimodlg Grfinding net jum befdite. | G8 18 drum beffer, wann bie ©tabls mid fih wieder wifde. D'r Hansjdrg as fs en ©dafingfet jubfe dat, un of | Jube ennt, un fell {8 die Sal | KNOWS HIS SUBJECT. Henry, the Popular Short Story Writer and His Travels. { Sydney Porter, pen name of O, | stories have | O. better knewn by his Henry, whose | { did not believe In nicknames, | they could prevent it short | recently attained so wide | 1¥,” sald Mr. | a popularity, is a native of Texas and | | knows the scenes which appear so of- | Wilfred Bawtell | ten In his writings about the west and | | southwest as only one who has lived | | the lifé of the plains and mining camps can know them. The author is conver- { sant not only with the great west of the United States, but with Latin America and many other parts of the { world. He has been cowboy, sheep herder, merchant, miner and druggist (as well as contributor to magazines and dally and Sunday papers. He can | | make his readers laugh or cry at his | will, and few short story writers of to- day have so large and enthusiastic a following. Among the best known of his books are “Cabbages and Kings" “The Four Million,” “The Trimmed Lamp” and “The Heart of the West.” Mr, Porter once told how he éncoun- tered what he described as unfair competition in the literary field. He was in the office of a big maga- zine and witnessed the return to a de- Jected looking young fellow of a cou- ple of manuscripts. “1 am sorry for i in ind Board INE man rd bills? 1 me of £20000 a year from d the editor ard Wi the wi are about bo New rie sn an save bb billg™’ elaculated lly, do 1 « have an y te ' TAKE BATH! A GOOD Allen Fountain Brush and Bath Sy-tem. Friction, Sh Wer and Ma |] A Cheerful Victim. Hon, Wilfred Hosford and his wife | nor did | they Intend their boy to hive one if | “1 was never known ns Will or Wil Hosford, with no reason why my son, Hosford, should re celve either ¢f those names or the still | more objectionable one of Bill’ Wilfred Sawtell Hosford was del) for the first ten sears of his life | and recelved his education at the hands | of a grave young tutor. He grew stron ger as time went on and at the age of | twelve entered the public school, dignity, | “and 1 see cate | | first session by his On his retarn {rom the he was solemnly questioned parents, “The boys are going to like me, 1 | guess,” sald Wilfred eagerly. “They've | got a nickname for me already.” Mrs, Hosford shuddered, and the fa. ther looked stern. “Do you mean to say you enjoy belng | called Willy or Bill?’ he asked In his deepest tones “Oh, they've got a better name than those,” sald the boy, with a broad grin, “The smartest fellow in the class, Bandy Lane, thought it up almost right off as soon beard my as he name | They're going to call me Saw-Hoss.” ) THE SURE ROAD TO RICHES IS SYSTEMATIC SAVING. Bellefonte Trust Company Belleonts Pa. IFYOU SAVE A LITTLE very day very week very month YOU WILL SOON BE INI E Superintendent, Manager, Proprietor, BELLEFONTE TR BELLEFONTE, PA. 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