Page 2 nm FRANCIS SPEER'S | Breezy “That” Column Tuat Toner Hugg, of Milesburg, says | he loves a’ pretty girl for the hugging, there is in it, TuaT both the cashiers and janitors of the Bellefonte banks are there for the dust there's in it, THAT the bachelors, of Bellefonte, are | as much afraid of a summer girl as the summer girl is of a cow. | THAT there is practically no difference | in Billy Musser's cows chewing their | cuds and a lot of girls chewing gum, THAT the most interesting part about | Bellefonte's upper-ten society is watch ing certain people trying to get into. Tuar Wilson Gephart wants to know | how to cultivate real love. Buy the girl either a gold ring from Blair or an auto. | mobile from Lyap. Tuar if a young'ady in Bellefonte be- | gins a new dress on Wednesdsy some. thing awful 1appen, will | ished the same day. if itis not hin- THAT a gentleman in the South ward, of Bellefonte, must be of the opinion that it is never too late take off shoes on the front porch. THA to his woman ressed when on vou Bellef to Kill, has not } years yet he x ng ‘ ¢ “Merry Widow" bats shut off all the view from the pulpit. This is a case when almost anyx ight to not only dy has ar Kok but ‘storm. THA 10 OLIAT had etler eezes and he ere maybe a terr nebody is liable roned. If it should happen wi they are on Muncy mountain, near ville, it wouldn't do so mueh damage as if they were spooning in the house. Areful when he redheaded girl KS as tl exp get b WOSsIon, wien sor Tuar if a young lady in Bellefonte kisses a young man and she gets the hair of his mustache sure sign that she is gomg to be an ol maid. It looks as would be crowded with them after a while, unless the young men patronize a barber shop garter below the knee old maid will also die an Tuar on Tuesday morning a young man on a nice little shetland was seen turning the corner at High and Thomas streets, Passersby thought that the cozy outfit belonged to the gypsies, but at a second glance they discovered was Donald Gettig, son of Lew. Gettig, the butcher, who was just as proud of the little beast as his father would be of a 2.10 pacer, THAT the other evening a certain gen- tieman in little earlier than usual when he found the blinds all'"down and a strange hat on the sitting room table. It was evident that some one had departed in double quick hurry, having no time to grab his hat, and so he went out into the world, bear head, the same way he came into the world, It's a good Guyer hat, and the owner can get it by applying 10 the tis sald that asilver-headed cane was found in the same home sometime ago for head of the home where he left it, which the owner hasn't turned up yet, son, May 0, 19 | 81. | Crispin, Clarence in her mouth its a | parmers though the town | The girl who wears her llefonte returned home a BAIL ON, O UNION! Thou, too, sall on, O ship of state! Sall on, O Union, strong and great! Humanity, with all its fears, With all the hopes of future years, Is hanging breathless on thy fate, We know what Master laid thy keel, What Workman wrought thy ribs of | steel, Who made each mast and sail and rope, What anvils rang, what hammers beat, In what a forge and what a heat Were shaped the anchors of thy hope. Fear not each sudden sound and shock, "Tis of the wave and not the rock, "Tis but the flapping of the sall And not a rent made by the gale. In spite of rock and tempest's roar, In spite of false lights on the shore, Sall on nor fear to breast the sea! Qur hearts, our hopes, are all with thee! Our hearts, our hopes, our prayers, our tears Our faith triumphant o'er our fears, Are all with thee, are all with thee! Longfellow Real Estate Transfers Floretta B, Wh R. Thom; land in Rush ] , x 1 ite to delas 08, Antl Saloon League. ied ntendent Nichols June Bride 1A The 5 ¢ Pension Increased he following tly been acted upon by the depart ment of pension: Lewis Chase, Philips. burg, $12 Ja bh Emerick, Millheim $0; Marshall Lewis, Kylertown, $24: Fred erick Shultz, Philipsburg, $15; Willard $12; Henry Kruger Valley, $12; Mrs, Josephine Craig, Julian, $12; Thomas McCafferty Bellefonte, special act, $24; Mrs, Polly George, of Aaronsburg, a soldier's widow, has been granted a nice sized accrued pension. It dates from Octo ber 4, 1902, and gllows $5 per month Since April 19, 1908 it has been increas ed to $12 per month, soldiers’ pensions have Snake Instead of Tree Miss Emily A. Biddle, a music teacher of Williamsburg, Blair county, was on her way to Mount Etna, when on passing through the Pennsylvania railroad cut near Mount Etna she saw what she sup- d to be a fair sized tree trunk, which ad fallen across the track, Fearing the passenger train, about due, would be ditched, she ran half a mile back to the station to notify the track men, They | arrived with sledges and crowbars, and were horrified to find the trunk was a snake. In its state of semi-coma it was quickly killed Jury Drawn, ! Tur twelve men who will try the six | defendants in the second Capitol case, | which was started on Friday morning at it o'clock, were drawn. Among the jury is a colored man of Gteelton, as oreman, | | 1 4 | } a ~</ ruder! — Nau Beit wieder anges Mifdter hot ab bie berrlidh fange, wo alte un junge RKerls, wad funfdt nir au bbun baie, mit eme lange Stede die Cride nobhlahfe un fife. Bann mer fo in bie Bei tinge, was der un feller for gut Gli at Hot, dann bat meene, go fidy aqut mi 4 u inet Sagiet n sta [4 Ff trem} ELF ~ is B -~ rr o ergleihe, Wann bie Wifcheret t Hornberger reddy for of jtoee Wege, eener fo zo | anfanat Fé 't anner. ang af ie iid prher net meh qefittert beihe un mer bal en Dann mub mer finfiig beaable, {dubr en mer 18 enthau au friege for fet (eld. bafh bann b'r gqreefdht Theel abaef ing erfcht redht betannt DETTE ATvet ET ! 5a {4 QiveT Piss - h. Selle werre dann fe {nel wadfe. Im Loder bordy's Gig un 1g utter net, feigebadt dann £4 er ut bah fe I've made my last 9 X J summer's Straw look as good as new with ELKAY’S STRAW HAT CLEANER The best straw hat cleans er ever puton the market,’ It turns the oldest, most discolored straw white and stainless. : Don't throw cway last summer's stravz hat - just try Elkay 's on tt Scld in two rizes, , aed 7 Sr ital Greens The Jexall store THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA., MAY 21, 1908 | gefebne for, f¥ifdher un id) Hab bann af | gemertt, baf e8 net meh ehrlich hergeht. | ©¢ ben nau tinftlide MNide, Grasbup- per un bergleidie, wad an b'r Hole ges ftedt mweere. 2Bann bann fo en Fijdh | bie Ahge voll LWaffer Hot un net harf | | fehne tann, fdmnappt er nod) fo eme | @radhupper un er mup mit eme nid. | terne Mage fterwe, Nd) meen, fell 18 len ©dand; ater fellermeg werd heis tig8bagd gar viel gefifdt — net judi im Laffer. Well, id) hab mid) mei Lebbag net contenbe fenne mit Fifdfange; e& mar mir ju langmweilig. Zann id unges fabr mol en Nobfden frieg for zu fife, bann geh id an’d Meer, wo id fdubr bin, bag ab ebbed brin i un id en Didang bab, en Wapper 3u fange. Dr befcht Wea for zu fifde, bot en Mann brite am Summerberq. &r Bot fei eegener Damm mit Fifd un Bullfragge dbrin. Gn qrofie Robe geht bun bem Damm nad) feiner Rij un ann fei 20 [eit for Dinner ober Copper Fifd ober Bullfragae Hatve toelle, dbrehe fe jufdt b'r Spigget an dn Ioffe arab fo biel in bie Sint nei- labfe, a8 mie fe bare fann mer ficdh ebbeg Hanbigerd dente? Sums ib& 108 oelle. ' Rid) neigerwafde! Ib 1 wenig qrofe Hoteld in b'r fo ebbed Hawe. Biel fell war It Tasted Like. men were at wince ples Did you ever thing unusual ia them? fe, © saw a shoe once.” Bee ANDY button in one The Sensational 1 d - ids Collector, front seat and t “What | grave, weary air of a man irned He had who Is wanted? he sak the LM almost over! Silosg wer rib irdened with the respon ties heaped up Henry na “The Bank That Does Things for YOU he The bank that gives you some- thing more than cold banking ser- vice, The bank that takes a per. sonal interest in your transactions. The bank that is always ready to assist you, The bank that grants every popular loan and discount. The bank that is courteous, helpful, obliging, whether the volume of your busivess is large or small, That is, of course; BELLEFONTE TRUST CO. BELLEFONTE, PA. memm— ! @qul threw double sixes and turned to | An Unfair Advantage. | Peter and smiled. Peter, nothing | Peter and Paul were on a Journey. | daunted, threw and showed double | The day was hot. The saints were dry | gevens. With a look of reproach upon { and parched. Nearing a wayside tav- | hig face Paul turned upon Peter and | ero, it was agreed that they throw dice | exclaimed, “Now, Peter, Peter: no mir | tor the refreshinents so much peeded | ucles between friends.” ’ Pennsylvania Railroad Bulletin. REDUCED RATES TO WESTERN CITIES For the benefit of delegates attendin bodies enumerated g the of the below and others desiring ef the West, the Pennsylvania Railroad Compan to piace on ing to 181t the L108 arranged excursion tickets to the meeting piaces at a considerable reduction from the Chicago, Ill. American Medical Association. May 2 30, 1V LAK al . ale A to all persone VAriOus sual fare Ticket y y : ICKets sold Nn to good return ng Ky. International 8 25. Tickets sold June ¢ 2b, Ince Louisville, 15 10 929 * C 15 om hicago, IIL te sold June Denver, Col. Cleveland, Ohio. St. 18. Ticks } J Columbus, Ohio. 16. Ticket aa Indianapolis, Ind. 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