THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, MAY 7, 1908 Page 3 FRANCIS | Breezy “That” Column SPEER'S TuaT Milton Kerns, of Bellefonte, says | that a wise barber isn't always able to | put you next, | THAT it often happens when a young ! man of Bellefonte tries to get ahead, he loses his head. Tuar it is said that figures won't lie, and yet every day, you can see figures that are padded, THAT there are some women in Belle- fonte who will never enjoy Heaven un- less they can butt in, TrAT when you hear aman in Belle- fonte making a noise like a mule, the best thing is to let him alone. THAT no man in Bellefonte will be | sorry that he led a strictly religious life | when he is on his death bed. THAT the other day a very sweet and retty little girl in Bellefonte was over- | jeard saying that she could just eat | Harold Gardner. Tuar C. C. Shuey, of Bellefonte, says | only those who travel in the straight and narrow path can be depended on to give | us straight goods. THAT many a man in Bellefonte has | been married a quarter of a century and | the truth is that he doesn't know all about his wife yet. Tuar Clayton Brown, the hustling merchant of Bellefonte, says that there | is nothing like going trout fishing to aid | a man's imagination. Tua Harry Shivery, the popular pro- prietor of the Bellefonte creamery, says you never heard of a milk man dying | with water on the brain, That if John Noll, the laundryman, goes back on you, you have the consolation that you can go | Twitmyer's store and get a washer, Tuar Fred the Bellefor that rain ning, yet it al THAT the were » they are before w a $500 dres Tha Holter, of t Lous Eggtowr invest in a golden harp Tuar Kline Irin fonte, says a lawyer doe much of mathemati case. Of course, upon the size and Tuar James McClure one of the harne state, says th between r taking a swal Tua deeper i irls of driving around wit t The girls all want a ride, you know Tuar Edmond Joseph, the enterpris- ing young editor of the La surely did look like a member of one of fost tribes of the Children of Israel | | | | | Bustler, the het Dest at there in the Academy Minstrel parade on Fri | day afternoon. Tuat up until this time there are no girls in Bellefonte who are jumping for joy over the success of their leap proposals. They are eit founded slow or else t i themselves be humbugged Tuar the Ac i sized up all \ hardly fair for the band to play a dirge in the dia mond which might have left the impres sion that the show was going to be a dead failure, or that they were going to bury some of the performers afterwards ThAT a young married man in fonte had better cut booze out or the booze will cut him out of a good position He is nothing but a fool and a idiot, and should be cart-whipped. He has a fam- ily depending upon him, but what does a man care for that whose hide is full of whiskey’ THAT it is said that a man cannot serve two masters, yet there is a man in South ward, of Bellefonte, who spends part of the time with his wife and the other portion of the time he spends with another man's wife. If thatisn"t serving two masters it is beyond our comprehen- sion of the term et Year ademy Minstrel parade right, but it was Jelle- Tua the other evening a husband in Bellefonte became very impatient while waiting an hour for his wife to get her hat on straight, and thus he gave her a little reprimanding. She came back a him by saying that she has waited longer than thatgntil he had gotton his feet ghd She was telling the truth, THAT there is a girl in Bellefonte who is beginning to realize that unless shet wears short dresses and ropes at the waist the young men of the town will think she is a back number. The perfumery she carries around with ber is strong enough to kill a poodle dog She walks as though her corns hurt her, Thar Henry Wetzel, of Bellefonte, says that instead of it being maple water they were drinking on the mountain the other day it was water from a birch tree, Now if they wanted birch beer, or rather plain every day beer, they ought to have carried a keg with them. It is singular they didn't think about the medicine they carried along in case they were bitten by a snake, Tuar “Bill Waddle manages to tool the people some way. The other day while going through Pleasant Gap in the Ford “‘auto” he blew that “wild cat” whistle when many of the inhabitants left their work and ran to the front door to see that $10,000 automobile wp You can imagine what they thought, if they didn't express it. Tuar James R, Hughes has opened up a new athletic field in Bellefonte, but that is nothing to be compared with the new lover's retreat which Edward Shields and John Henderson have up alon he mountain ravine Tuar the bi Minstrels Friday a ( couldn't go through more stunts tertain an audience than the on this occasion. “Billy” had go west, could have Bellefonte | 4 to WwW. T. | Worth Twp Bellefonte, | the | herself in | EXAMPLE, We scatter seeds with careless hand And dream we ne'er shall see them more, But for a thousand years Their frult appears In weeds that mar the land Or healthful store The deeds we do, the words we say, Into still alr they seem to fleet. We count them ever past, But they shall last In the dread judgment they And we shall meet, I charge thee by the years gone by, For the love's sake of brethren dear, Keep thou the one true way In work and play, Lest in that world thelr cry Of woe thou hear, ~John Keble, Real Estate Transfers. Thomas Foster et al to Annetta Smith April 7, 1908, lot No. 108, in State Col- lege, $300. W. H. Bartholomew etal to Daniel C. Rossman, April 11, 1908, 64a. go p. in Potter Twp. $2600. John Stoner to David Lingle, January 1892, §1 a. 30 p., in Gregg Twp. 0. . Thomas Foster et al to Laura Ross Lytle, April g4, 1908, lot 86, State ol & 3100, in h A. DeHass et al to Joshua 4 1908, 4 acre $40. Reifsnyder to M. C. Spigelmyer , 1901, so feet lot, in Millheim Chaney et ux to Joseph April 20, 1908 0 Ac $2400. res in A. S. Brown et ux et al 08 3 5 M sheriff to Thor Hall John B. Shaffer heirs to W. H, Smith March 4, 1908, house and lot in Madison- | burg. $8s0. Rebecca J. April 16. 1908, Twp $50 Marcella A Green, May 4 Twp. $300 H. A. Moc March 16, i 850 Houtz 13 to C. D. Houtsz, a. 24 p. un College Thomas et al to Leo Dery or per y TOS pre yre et ux to Chris Iter 08 premises tian H Howard Moore, Howard we etal to H premise Frederick Herbert et ux John Herbert l, April 25, 1908, two lots in Rush $600 Razorless Shaver, Postoffice Inspector Lucas, last week arrested M. D. McOmber, Milton, charging him with fraudulent use of { the mails. The defendant was held in | bail for the June term of the United States district court, McOmber’s arrest grew out of an ad- | vertisement, which he sent broadcast, {claiming to manufacture a shaving pre- | paration with which the beard could be removed from a man's face the use of a razor | Postmaster Hopkins, of Milton, called upon McOmber and asked to be shaved without a razor. The latter proceeded to rub some stuff on the postmaster’s | face, and then with a towel, tried to re- | move all traces of his beard of without | Before the job was completed the post. | master’s face looked like a raw piece of beef and was a sight to behold, The ar- rest followed A Kindly Word The Centre Democrat is as awake and newsy as it ever was, For the amount of general information it contains, | know no paper so reason. able in price. In fact, | have yet to see any local paper which gan compare with it in any respect. It certainly does not reflect on the man ent of the r to make an example of the chaff which the new postal regulation is bringing into the lime hight, Give those their dues who accept the Democrat for half a de. cade and then refuse to pay for it. Very Feapestiuily. . I, Bruncarr, New Brighton, wide Recipe for Making “Merry Widows." Take one bicycle wheel, superim. pose on the hub one deep granite sauce. pan, first pein. oy an axe or sledge hammer. Stitch on the whole a cover of wine-colored velvet from your seasons before last coat suit, silk from r great grandmother's dress. Rip 23 yards of box pA our shirt waist box and wind artistical. y about the crown, A soup ladle and a jointed meat fork will give the whole a jaunty effect, if used as hat pins. A Happy Celebration. Thomas Smith who was separated from his wife, Annie, during the Johns stown flood nineteen Jour , moet her on the streets of Pit . Foesda t. The lon was mut to , got the pair celebrate so hilarious that both were locked up. and bis dog. | Mifdter Druder! — Do bab id) terzlid)y ebbed gelefe ier be | ©dmobte, un fell hot mid) mol geplieft. &8 bot bort gebeefie, en Mann bat grad [etve, ie er fdmohtt, un mer tennt fid) bruf verloffe, wann er fei Peif ober Sigar ungefdidt im Maul Halte dat ober fe gar rausfalle loft, baf er bann ah in annere Sadie en biffel ters jiverrid) war. Wann Eener meene bat, er war en gquter Sdmobhler, wann er en Sigar in 3eh Minute abbrenne fennt, bann war fo en Mann en red) ter Sdhlubbel. Ber en hale Sigar ober nod) mebner wegfdmeefe bat, fel ler todr en BVerfdhivendber un dat ber leicht nod) emol Stumpe uflefe. Wann ibm fei Sigar ober Peif alle WMinut auégebe bat, fo bak er alle Abgeblid Matfd anftede, bann war fell Sein, bap feller Mann fee redht Ces banfetvert tierhabbt fee Ver ftand for's Sdmoble. Wer fet Peif gunnerfdht-agebberidht im Plaul bat, der hat gemehnlidh ab fei Hut arg {dep ufem Kopp un wad fell ju bedeite hat, [fort fpaupe ioikt mer. befier | Se yu nit Inn erqeds i$ grad wie mer fieblt. un iwerall hen die IMenfde iloend bie Jnfdings, un id) meen, e2 gebt Gerwohnheete, wad viel toiefdhter fen. Un enibau, ¢8 fann net fo fhadlidy fet, tie dbeel Leit aud made 1twelle, befobd {dhier allemol, ann mer left, bak en ungeroebnlih alter Mann geftorwe i8, dann fiebt ab berbei, daf er en didtiger Sdmobler oat. Junge. Jd fag, lerne, belohs bes is tbbes, was werllidy gelernt werre mul G8 nemmt eit un Geduld un madt eem oft arg fdledt fieble, bid mer's getoebnt 18. Woer d'r quit Wille belft ah diel mit un beim ©dmoble reife bie Buiwe meh quier Wille, ad rie bel eentiger annerer Grivel. Yd bab fell in meiner Jeit felmert bordygemadyt un id weed mid ju befinne, bag id bun ere Sigar en greeherer Rauf g'bat bab, a# mic met Lebdbag pum Drinte Unnere if ef verleidht ab fo gange ©paterhie lat mer Ddritoer unm mer lat ab vor fidh bie, wann mer fo er junger Rilps febnt mit eme Sigars flumpe im Maul, un er fid anfangt, eif ju farbe. En Cigar gudt uffobrd am befte, tof amwer ab am mebnfte. Wer drum en Sdmobler i8, awer fparfam fei mufy, fhmobtt jufdt bei befunbere @eleqebeete ober Sundbagd en Sigar, bordh die Wod awer en Peif. Selle Cigaretté bab ih jufdht eemol bro wiert, Wie id) drufgebiffe bab, do Hab id) be Maul voll Duwad gebat un id) bab die ganz Wir fortgefdmiffe un audgefpauzt. Des fen jo verdollte Dinger, bab id gedbentt, un fidber fel lem bab id feb Jubs meh gebat for bie Vabierwidel. G# i8 mir fdun vorfumme, bak mir e¢bber en Sigar gee un gefabt bot, ef wir en Ich Center, Jd bad mid) bifdubr fdbee bedantt, ater ur febme Seit gewinfdt, ann er mir lietoer die eh Sent gerve pat. Wie id fe dann gefhmoblt bab, bo bot ¢8 mich gerounnert, eb er mid jufdit bot fuble elle, oder eb er felroert is angefdmiert rworre for fei Geld, be fobs ¢# war en regler Stintaboris, AS en junger Diddp bin id mol ame ©undag Owed en INEdel febue gange, uffobrd mit ere Sigar im Sdnawel, Wie id) an's Haus tumme bin, bot mir fell INEde! bal ju verfieh Ju qeidmobh! nm ” Hi gee, ef bit ef met gleidhe Ju febne, off the handles with | nod) fer en bale | Put on athree<inch bindi d the | tire or brim Of canary colored taffats | fldnbt fdwubt ab viel nner Gade nel, bak id) fdmobl. G# fennt ¢8 ab nel gut ftande. OB, ertjud mid, bad id gefabt, un mei fdeene Sigar — ef war toegaefdmifie. RNodiber bab ih mir des Ding dann beneveq fwerlegt: Gn Madel, wad net en biffel Shmobt ftinde fennt, bed un wann ef mir aflaveil {dun fage wot, wad id dhun derft, was medt do fpiter exfdht alles tumme, Seller fee fgarftumpe Hot mich domols gefpeit, ater er war mel lid, wie id fplter aubgefunne hab, ell Made! war en regler Rragberi®t un d'r Mann, wab eh g'befert bot, i uf un dbervun, it id beer, gebt ef in die gr Stadt viel Manner, was derbeem br gute ©tub net fdhmoble derfe; ihre frabe fage, fell bdt bie weife Vorbing made. ©e¢ fdmoble dann ewe ™ Dandjbrg — SEWING SUGGESTIONS. To prevent knots in cotton while sew- ing always thread your needle before cutting the cotton from the spool, This will prevent both knots and twisting. Baby's bibs are prettily embroidered fn the cross stitch with coarse em- broldery cotton. The designs used are pictures of animals, birds and other things that appeal to the infant mind, {and as the cross stitch is one of the | easlest methods of embroidery baby's | { belongings can always be decorated ip | | this way. | years ago we now see the godet pat- tern. The skirt portion is fitted | smoothly over the hips, and the front {18 cut in a decided point short in front and high in the back. For a linen skirt the pattern is grace. ful and stylish For the baby Is made a lovely little cot of white handkerchief linen lined with washable white china silk. circular collar is trimmed with a lace ruffle, and the little and all edges are trimmed in like fashion. The pattern Is first embroidered with small blue forgetmenots, and | tied with blue ribbons sleeves the coatee is To Clean Suede Gloves. Put the gloves on the hands and then rub them with fuller's earth on a small brush An old nall or tooth brush will do excellently use fuller's earth and powdered alum In equal quantities instead of the earth alone. Some people The Empty Dinner Pail. Deficit Now $51,644 615 Un bun. bie Alte lexne's Die JF is easy to use No other lye is packed sosafely and conve niently, or is so economical--not a bit wasted No other lye or soap cleans and disinfects $0 easily and thoroughly as Banner Lye. It is not old-style lye. Odorless and colorless : the greatest cleanser and disinfectant the world has ever known. Use it for cleaning your kitchen, cellar, sinks, dairy, milk-pans and bottles, for softening water, and the labor + of washing and cleaning will be cut in half Makes pure soap and saves money besides. A 10-cent can of Banner Lye, 3% pounds of kitchen grease, fen minutes’ easy work (po boiling or large kettles), and you have 10 pounds of best hard soap or 20 gallons of soft soap Banner Lysis sold by your grocer or druggists Wieite to us for free booklet, * Uses of Banner lye.” The Pean Chemical Works Philadelphia US A - - - “The Bank : { That Does ¢ Things for YOU.” The bank that gives you some- thing more than cold banking ser. vice. The bank that takes a per. sonal interest in your transactions. The bank that is always ready to assist you. The bank that grants every popular loan and discount, The bank that is courteous, helpful, obliging, whether the volume of your business is large or small. That is, of course; BELLEFONTE TRUST C0. BELLEFONTE, PA. ® The statement shows that during these last ten months there has been a falling off in the receipts of $41,397,564 and an increase in expenditures 8 $060, 722,804, making a difference in the con- dition of the Treasury of $108,120,366, A Ten-Inch 8now Fall, Seven inches of snow fell at Buffalo, Thursday. At Jamestown, N. Y., snow was 10 inches, W What the circular skirt was a few | To this is | attached the plaited flounce, which is | A | This amount is likely to be increased to $125,000,000 by the close of the fiscal year, These figures look blue. The doctor feels that he has come to the end of his patience when he com. pletes his professional calls. w— Poor LE onomy It is easy to make flaked food for 10 cents. We could use a cheaper wheat—or use corn. And leave out the pure my le syrup. We could leave in tl %en flakes that we now sift out—about 10% 7 ae product. We could use the pr« .’ss that some others use—from 18to 20 hours. The process we do use requires 96 hours. But that is what makes Mapl- Flake what it is. Our wheat is steam-cooked for six hours. Then thoroughly cured. Then flaked so thin that the full heat of our ovens getstoeach atom. Then it is toasted, for 30 minutes, in a heat of 400 degrees. The object is to make the starch all digest- ible. For wheat is largely starch. Starch, to be digestible, must be made soluble. The particles must be separated so the digestive juices can get to them. When wheat is half- cooked only half will digest. That is why we spend the 96 hours. why Mapl-Flake costs 15 cents. It is to create a food that’s all food. To sup- ply your children as good a food as we insist on for ours. To give you a food that’s really cheap because it all digests. And . . 5 |] And the real differente in cost is a trifle Add the cost of the cream, and see how little you save by getting a secondary food. Then consider the flavor—the flavor of pure maple syrup. For we cook our wheat in the pure Vermont product. Think how that entices the children—how it leads them to eat the food that is best for them, You lose more than you realize—you who go without the food that you like best, thinking you save five cents, “It's All Food” FSS 55055050480 S Sat et tant st sss r as EEE aE AES bans ASAE a hh a a a a aaa ae SE "At Your Servic especially In Springtime ’ ’ cm pg C Every housewife knows that this is the time of the win pid Year when the daily of Fare” is a matter of much concern. What shall I get for dinner 1 is the perplexing guestion, as the market is | PPPIPPPPCL PEPE rT ry 2 2 2 LT LEENA AN NASSAR SAS 2 2 4 HH RR RRR R RRR mited and country produce is scarce Come the varied assortment of foods in all shapes—canned, dried, to our store and look over our shelves and from pickled, preserved, or freshly imported- you can make new selections that will be appetizing as well as nourishing Remember we pride our store for being the best mar. ket to secure PURE FOODS AT REASONABLE PRICES. Sechler & Co. AAAS AAA AAA EAE SS Seeds, Seeds, Seeds We have just received one of the finest stocks of FLOW. ER AND GARDEN SEEDS that can be found anywhere, We have both Flower and Garden Seeds in bulk, so you can buy any amount you wish, We handle only old reliable NOR ERN GROWN SEEDS and them to be strictly new seeds. LAWN GRASS SEED a specialty. The Potter-Hoy Hardware Company EE EE A EN ee : A. E. Schad SANITARY PLUMBING Estim: tes Cheerfully Furnished.
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