Page 3 am | FRANCIS SPEER'S | Breezy “That” Column | Trar that young girl loves Robert | Cole, Jr., dearly, Tuar the man in Bellefonte who is] crooked, is apt to go straight to the bad. Tuar George Fisher, of Boalsburg, wants to know when a baby is not a baby Tat the fellow in shoots off his mouth, never nn ammunition, | Tuar there is a place in Bellefonte | where everything goes—Casebeer's jew elry store Tuar there are men who of y Jellefonte ins out who are about HEND IN DE SECK De left hen oll vacashun g'hot De Summer tselt {ss fart : De kinner drulla noch der shule Und warra gude ga-gart ; De luft iss keeler feieht und keel, So du'n mer kola ‘'weok, Und gaina unser biznesss nceh Mit de hend in de seck De micka hen de romadiz Und hobla ghtife dob rum Em Jeck si nawsa shpunda rinn'd Ehr hut der shnupzer shun Es gebt en reifa ollie nocht, 'n's ne Scrap Book | There Is ¢—— The ——e Wonderfully Made. “What makes it fly so?” asked a lit- tle Boston malden as her mother brush- ed her halr. “It Is the electricky, Don't you know that there is electricity in your hair?” replied her mother, “Well, mamma, aren't we wonderful- ly made? Here I am with electricity in my hair and grandma has gas in her stomach!” SUCCESS. no moment when a man may stand THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, NOVEMBER 21, Cleary wis" cMMtlséa everywnere. Speaker Reed, who was in the chair at the time the speech was made, Spoke to Representative Tawney, also of Minnesota, about It next day, “Jim,” “Nothing that I know of.” replied | Tawney “He reminds me.” sald Reed, “of the Kansas dog that tackled a gyclone, A family from the Kan enst moved to sas, and they didn’t know much about | cyclones They had a dog. a fresh, In- nocent pup, bred in the effete and windless east. One day a cyclone came along. The folks scooted for the cy clone cellar, but the dog. eastern proauct, dlan’'t understand, He hatled the advent of the cyclone with Joyous barks and started off to tackle | that | it. The result was that when sald Reed, “what's the matter | | with McCleary 7 “Horace Greeley? being an | 1907 ATTETIINS YY Ara Was once craveung i | the cars, dreading to be bored and feel | ing miserable, when a man app: oached | him, sat down and sald: “Did you hear that Horace Greeley?” “Greeley? Greeley?’ sald Artemus, Who is he?’ The man was quiet about five min. utes, Pretty soon he sald: “George I'rancis Train is kicking up a good deal of a row over in England. Do you think they will put him in a bastile 7" “Train? Train? Train?” sald Artemus never heard of him.” This Ignorance kept for fifteen Inst thing Francis solemnly, “I George the man quiet about minutes. Then he | sald “What think about Grant's chances for the presidency? General Do do you on | The Knock-out Blow. The blow which knocked out Corbett was a revelation to the prize fighters, From the earliest days of the ring the knock-out blow was aimed for the jaw, the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach punches were thrown in to worry and weary the fighter, but if a scientific man had wid one of the old fighters that the most vulnerable spot was the region of the stomach, he'd have laughed at him for an ignorathus. Dr. Plerce Is bringing ¢ public a paraliel fact; that is the most vulnerable organ e ring aswell as in it, We but the Ie are utterly indiffer- ent to, until disedgh finds the solar plexus Make vou iscovery ik stomach,” indigestion, or sot shun mainer deck as much use to the community as a last " mpt shun mainer deck year's bird's nest. Tuar George Lose. of Bellefonte, says the best way to make a horse fast 1s to neglect to feed him. Tuar Harry Holtz, of Bellefonte, Re hy iat thinks that a woman can drive a bargain MIT 18h C6 8h better than she can a nail will run him?” Grant? Hang it, “vou appear to than any man 1 And scan the The | y of nn I reach the | you think they “Grant? sald more mirror of his life and say y effort is at hand; summit of success today. dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and im- pure blood and other dis the or- gans of digestion and nutrition, The “Golden Medical D very specific curative effect surfaces and hence matter where located may have reached. In is well to cleanse the Sage's Catarrh Rex the * Discovery constitutional rem- edy. Why the “Gold Medical Discov ery” cures catarrhal diseases, as of the stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvie organs will be plain to you If you will read a booklet of extracts from the writ- ings of eminent medical authorities, en- dorsing is and explaining their curative It is malfled Sre¢ on request, Address Dr. R.V. Plerce, Buffalo, N. Y. This booklet gives all the ingredients entering into Dr. Plerce's medicines from which it will be seen thas they contain not a drop of alcohol, pure, triple-refined glycerine being used instead. br. Plerce's great thousand-page illus- trated Common Sense Medical Adviser will be sent free, paper-bound, for 21 one cant stamps, or cloth-bound for 31 stamps. Address Dr, Plerce as above, ar 's Is de tselt wun's fashun Far de hend in de cyclone did business with that dog, which charged down upon it with open | jaws, the dog was blown plumb inside out After the cyclone passed along a and the folks out of the cellar | BW they found the dog there, pleturesque, | The wan was mme uf 1 seo put f no further value as a dog. The | off, but s im eck hir ' e spen Fn ! er surveyed the dofruefully, He and hated to lose him, | ins man,” ise Of know ever soe k Artemus, De blumma sin oll we De fegel sin oll Except en shpetzel "has & Mucous vtarrh, no at stage it atarrh It $s with Dr. | while using dream of bliss that is to be sirangers fart for the loss of youth's sweet caine He walked and sald: vou ever hear of Adam? looked up and sald Adam? What was his oth furious tain last came back De nd yaders feeselt 11 Mit de hend ind loaf net Tuar when there is no ya I necte sith i ome me it i er an he foolishness of the dog struck w Tuar some women in Bellefonte who | © en missa widder ut Introducing an Old Friend. nd he sald wrathfully: ‘There, want to walk a mile or two occasionally Genera! Grosvenor, the Republican t ye! That's what comes of keepin’ | should go out in an automobile war horse of Ohlo, was billed to speak mouth open io the face of a Tuar Orin Miller, of in Pittsburg tell you what sort of a When it introduce the and put on wet—a coat of plaster general the said: THAT some Bellefonie are “Ladies and gentlemen, 1 need hardly never rich . y feel, especially ’ aba s¥ Aus Vobisel say to you that we are particularly after storing away about fourteen drinks \ " oes if der hae forthmate: Tonle bt. in. Bavine with Ws ww, one of the greatest Sepublicans of our sister state, Ohio, We are to have the pleasure of listening to a man whose name is a household word in Pitts- burg, who bas fought for us the battle upon which so much of material prosperity de- Il know him. Everybody in Pittsburg ts and honors him He is our friend. His all Friends, 1 now the of introducing that patriot, that Re Gen C xpense con- | Bellefonte good dog nd sell coomt we en shirofe One Kind of a Circus. It had been anything but an easy afternoon for the teacher who took ix of her pupils through the Muse If He Had His Way. | six 0 her pay ¢ through the Museum ta’ "3 ativ: atv of Natural History, but thelr enthusi- Johnnie, Is the new baby at your in the stuffed animals i house n boy ora girl? ast! | “Ma says it's a girl and their open eyed wonder at the | : : : repald her. a-goin’ to be baptized till next Sunday, | prélustatie fossils amply 1 an’ If 1 have my way about it she'll | ell, boys, where have you been | asked the father of ! . 7 change her mind before then.” all afternoon? two ‘of the party that evening, | The answer came back with joyous promptness, “Oh, pop, teacher took us | to a dead circus!” — Everybody's. try vissle week'd em uf Yusht wun's um beshta shlof'd Bellefonte, can N fraw o« finished Und t . + 4 mt mit em basum-shtie COAL Is was time to itzt shpode yohr's dreck ingredients st-gooka. yusht chalrman arose and properties, ile wick interest as ) but it ain't THAT someone asked how Hugh Cri- m sock der, of Bellefonte, learned to swim? He practiced the moti under his auto- mobile. Tuar George M. Centre Hall, says the reason you can't send a letter to Washington is because he is dead, Der 3 THAT if “Poo poo” Gang he will with a ** De gens s Far uf Mer hor n sheer gor fet ganunk ns ler butcher block Ila seida uf fan-nel 3 vert ! : or ——————————— Joal, postmaster at Fly-nets far ivver-reck . Und kat tit de hend in of protection, Plttsburg's pends asecra in de Men and Women. Among Men and Women there are Thorns and Roses, No Man likes to be called a Rose. Among Men and Women there are Beauties and Beasts, No Man likes to be called a Beauty. Among Men and Women there are those who are too sweet for anything and those are the reverse. No Man llkes t w called too sweet for anvthinge anythin ish kueht C9 %%%%%%%%%%%%%% 0% NNN A. E. 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Workmen's Bargain Store, CORNER ALLEGHENY & BISHOP STS. when tinnce at the ple had hut i modesty 1nced Ihe cot Gown m . - o wm HW n nm " mm m a =» n el el m - wu mm Ww = nu n 4 m mB . wi om ot - r hour p for L204] been $10.1 Job Outdone Sir Henry sliding over Was iste and ws jueen ss Berry for Governor COU TSH : re i afolding . ¥ ¥ 1 v » er have a talc | the paper. found these words: “Pa hd torturous: disease. but dan tienes ) Gold medal, Sir " \ i 3 pie € Willi no Hen rmbie : by many suffer Joh 1 at once pre to set this relief a person who womd take a dose or two week, would or fe i} mention nw Ll who shou The Parable of the Innocent Pup During the excitement after the Maine was vana harbor Representative of Minnesota he sald that to Cuban waters at t IA t of ONEress ] : arly Hu ally or « sver have serious lers or | this out Rheumatism p in iption reg few times a Kidney Kbeumatisn and preserve it rescriptions which really relieve scarce, indeed, and when vou need it, you want it badly Our drug here say they will either supply ingredients or make the mixture ready to take, if any of our readers so | | prefer 8 blown up in ven a MoCleary which Malone . Pre somo Urinary nde speech in yoo the on Bishop st sending of the her slumbers her hi steal me ransom, band tine w i! Iw Lr ars should tically an » and demand million my what would you do?" Hus WMiding, | want ishand wnr for Moral Training such catastrophe might been ex sts Professor Brumbaugh, superintendent thew 10 of the public schools of Philadel phia, sleep.’ contends that the teaching of sex moral Tuar if every man in Bellefonte who ity is one of the urgent needs of our quarreled with his wife and said RAUEBLY | modern educational system. Very true things to her, dere put to jail and fined. | Children need moral training even more Henry Kline, the sheriff, could buy the | than education, Without mora: training | best farm in Pennsvalley “Hen" would | all the teaching would be worthless just like to have “"snit” like that, There | are fellows in Bellefonte who pray in| [n many business offices fire buckets | prayer meeting who go home and raise | gre placed, filled with water in readiness | the “devil” with their wives | for an emergency, It is seldom that in- Tuar Samuel Wetzel, of Bellefonte | structions for use are pinned near the one of the best mechanics in wood inisupply. The wrong way to tackle an Pennsylvania, says that the man whl bac! plent fire is (usually) to hurl the does nothing but build air castles has | whole coritents of a bucket on the spot, the consolation of knowing that he will | Most of the water is wasted by this pever be troubled with labor strikes. | means, A heavy sprinkling is more ef. 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